I'm a fat fuck, what sport should I get into? I tried playing Hockey, softball...

I'm a fat fuck, what sport should I get into? I tried playing Hockey, softball, soccer as a kid but I was bad and gave up because I was stuck with the negative mentality of agreeing with others that I was bad at sports. Is it too late at 28 years-old?.

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killing yourself is good for losing weight

sumo

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squash

MMA

Rugby but you'll have to learn your technique for tackling and being tackled and shit otherwise you will get hurt. It's the best sport for fat

Dieting. Cant fix anything if you eat like shit. Depending on how fat you are I'd consider running. It's pretty based.

start kicking a ball around till you lose a few kilos
then get some lads to play footy with
defend, get better at ball control, start attacking from behind
I don't know why more fat guys do this

Can you throw darts?

if you have good reflexes try something like kendo

I weigh 238 lbs/ which is roughly 108 kg, but I swear my height hasn't changed in 10 years and I'm stuck at 5,6'' feet

god i wish that were me
is she a real sumo wrestler though?
that stance looks professional as fuck

Play swimming it will help you losing weight and won't be bad for your bones and joints. If you insist on a group sport that would be water polo.

look at all that milk

as a follower of the sport I doubt it. then again, I've never seen a rikishi not fighting in Japan that made it look good.

sidenote:

OP don't do ozumo because your fat. rikishi aren't fat, they're swole as fuck. there's also a myriad of technique involved.

Swimming 1h a day
Low impact and you will lose at lot of weight fast
Also you will have a great upper body muscle tone once you get fit

I don't believe for one second that anyone on Yea Forums watches obesity collide unironically, and watching it in that g/a/y cartoon format doesn't count.

I do follow, and no, they are not fat.

stop being ignorant and do some research, fag. Hakuho would pummel the top UFC fighters easily lmfao

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Lad, you need to watch your food intake.

Kill yourself reddit spacing newfaggot.

Perfect, lose 15-20 kilos and you could make a handy hooker

Try bowls or curling, darts or chess are other sports you could comfortable do whilst avoiding the need to lose weight.

stop making dumb ass threads on Yea Forums
stop making excuses
stop telling yourself you need this and that first
hit the gym faggot

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