I'm a fat fuck, what sport should I get into? I tried playing Hockey, softball...

I'm a fat fuck, what sport should I get into? I tried playing Hockey, softball, soccer as a kid but I was bad and gave up because I was stuck with the negative mentality of agreeing with others that I was bad at sports. Is it too late at 28 years-old?.

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killing yourself is good for losing weight

sumo

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squash

MMA

Rugby but you'll have to learn your technique for tackling and being tackled and shit otherwise you will get hurt. It's the best sport for fat

Dieting. Cant fix anything if you eat like shit. Depending on how fat you are I'd consider running. It's pretty based.

start kicking a ball around till you lose a few kilos
then get some lads to play footy with
defend, get better at ball control, start attacking from behind
I don't know why more fat guys do this

Can you throw darts?

if you have good reflexes try something like kendo