Ohkay, user from Yea Forums, you're on the Demonic Mike Francesa show, hail the dahk lord, what's on your mind tonight?
Ohkay, user from Yea Forums, you're on the Demonic Mike Francesa show, hail the dahk lord, what's on your mind tonight?
Eli Hall
Ayden Barnes
Hey Mike, long time listener first time caller. What's your opinion on the current state of the 4th circle of hell?
Ian Rivera
Yah oghkay, the fourth circle a'hell is nothing right now compared to the Yankees starting outfielders, and it's time Steinbrennuh made a deal down below to get some bodies back on the field. Who we got next
Ryder Hernandez
ehhhhh demonic mike, what did you think of that 6 pick the giants made. i mean gettlemen is going to hell right?
Angel Mitchell
Dave Kettleman is suckin cocks in hell for at least one trip around the lake of fire, case closed. Eli Manning is a starting quartuhback, ohkay? Geggaman fallin for at least five deadly sins in reaching for that Duke Jones. Next calluh
Joshua Taylor
Mikey how you doing bro? Whata going on with the bucks? Celtics are doing great right now.
Lincoln Hughes
Da Bucks? No one cares about the Bucks, get lost. Five months in hell for your mother for making me think about the Celtics at all too, they're traitors to the 'yuman race, ohkay? *heavy breathing* Irish Catholic fans up in Boston making me sick, you're going on the list. Where's the next calluh
Jason Cook
Mike, Colin here. Let me ask you something about the Dark Lord. Our Holy Father is like Apple, Starbucks, Gohan during the Buu Saga. He knows how to build a dynasty. What does Dark Lord have to offer, Mike?
Jonathan Wright
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE STAHBUCKS GOD, UHKAY? One hundred lashes with the devil's cock for callin into my show like this, Cowuhd.
Gavin King
Did Hitler do anything wrong Mike?
Joseph Morgan
Hey, Mike. Love your show. How's it going? Boy, sure is hot as fuck down here... anywho...
Ian Anderson
Yah, Hitluh was a loosah, right? Ohkay? Like the Mets of dictatuhs, total loser. Like Carton, real nobody. And Craig Carton's goin to hell. Next calluh on the dark lord's hotline.
Elijah Lewis
Hey Mike, watcha think about Kay beating you in ratings this year? And when are ya gonna make that app o' yours cheaper?
Wyatt Martin
Hey mike i just wahnted tah say dat da red sox own da bankees hahahahaha
Christopher Allen
I know dis aint gonna be a populuh opinion but gettleman needs to kick eli's old ass in da coffin already he keeps stinkin it up out dere on da feeld fer gawds sake our giants aint gonna be able to move forward til it happens
Nolan Torres
Sure, uhkay, you wanna sit on hold for two hours to make your funny jokes, now sit on a hot fire pokuh for the next seven hundred years while the souls of the damned piss down on your eyeballs, ohkay? Get lost.
THE ADVERTISUHS ARE LOOKIN AT THE RIGHT NUMBUHS. Yah, the app is still cheapuh than your whore muthuh.
ELI IS STILL A STARTUH IN THIS LEAGUE
Brandon Rogers
Eli was a starduh 6 yeers uhgo but now hes uh CORPSE fer gawds sake he had a good run but nothin in dis life lasts
Kevin Baker
Hey Demonic Mike, long time satanic cultist, first time summoner. I want to show my appreciation to the dark lord (don't we all?) by sacrificing a goat, but I can't seem to work out if that's Messi or Ronaldo.
Is it worth invoking the wrath of Satan if I pick the wrong one as goat, or would he appreciate the effort regardless?
Robert Wright
Hey Mike, do you like Whitney Houston? It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. But 'The Greatest Love of All' is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation and dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves,” he continues. “Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message. Crucial, really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
Elijah Martin
hey mike, i'm walking on the new york sidewalk and some guy yelled at me. he told me he was walkin' here. who was in the wrong. i'll hang up and listen you demonic fuck
Kayden Lee
Hope Solo is the greatest soccuh player ever, uhkay? I don't know who this messy Ronald person is or whatnot, sounds like a loosah, clean yuh room. Hail Satan.
Camden Morris
Hi Mike, why do people think Olivier Vernon is a good player? He was grossly overpaid and always disappeared when it mattered.
Ayden Gutierrez
Oliviuh Vernon sounds like a puhfume, I dunno. Game's on the line and he's having sex with your mutha instead of rushing the quartuhback. Hail the god of darkness, back aftah this.
Charles Butler
Hey Demonic Mike, long time celibate first time sinner. How can we make zoomers appreciate baseball?
Nathaniel Powell
hey mike, what's your favorite sin?
Adrian Hill
Hey Demonic Mike, long time listener first time caller. Are the rumors that Walter O'Malley has plans to move the Dodgers to hell true? I'll listen and then hang up
Cooper Brooks
Yah ohkay, the Dodguhs have been in hell since they left Brooklyn, know what I'm saying? The franchise is cursed. Vin Scully acting like Methuseluh out there, but at least he's still better than Michael Kay who I'll personally escort to Satan's doorstep if I see him on the street again. Who's next?
Christopher Garcia
Hey Mike how yah dooin? First time long time. Whaddya think about Chuck buyin the store back from Sneed? I'll hang up and listen.
Joshua Allen
Uhkay who's this now? Who's Chuck? Chuck the hot dog venduh from Section 118 at Shea Stadium? Whateva happened to him? I don't know this Sneed charactuh but he's not getting any sins forgiven if he was screwing around with Chuck. Straight to the fires of hell. Back aftah this.
Xavier Powell
Heyuhh Mike listen, do ya think the Jersey Devil and the New Jersey Devils ever get together for lunch? I'll hang up and listen.
Jordan Collins
Hey Mike it's the doggy. How does it feel to be a local hack. HAHAHAHAHA
Ethan Williams
Oh, Chris, long time no see. How's it feel to be condemned to fifty six life sentences of living up Kevin Millar's taint?
JERSEY DEVIL IS NOT A SPORTS FAN, UGHKAY? Get lost. He's busy soaking the casinos in Atlantic City. I call and tell him how the Devils are doing and he tells me to suck his mutha's cock.
Owen Rivera
Uuuuuhhhhhh. Hey Mike. I, uhhhhh, I just want to get your take on the, um, the Texans draft picks. Uh, would Lucifer even, you know, give Bill O'Brien the, uh, the time of day if he tried selling, um, selling his soul?
Hunter Hughes
eyyy mike, I got this old shirt that starts to smell like mice every time I put it on. got any advice on how to get rid of the smell?
Cooper Wood
Gayest thread ever. Fuck you
Robert Wright
can the real mikeposter make a real mikethread please?
Jaxson Parker
fuck you fag
Christian Rivera
Janny will probably delete this funposting Yea Forums related thread, as they literally want this place to be Reddit (even worse actually), general threads only
Joseph Sanders
back to your general hugthread
Brody Bailey
>Hail Satan, Mike. What I wanna know is how da fookin Yanks keep winning with a back up roster, did they make a deal with the Satan down dere o'wut?
Ryan Nguyen
Legendary bread
Robert Clark
This thread is about as Reddit as it gets