Ohkay, user from Yea Forums, you're on the Demonic Mike Francesa show, hail the dahk lord, what's on your mind tonight?
Ohkay, user from Yea Forums, you're on the Demonic Mike Francesa show, hail the dahk lord, what's on your mind tonight?
Hey Mike, long time listener first time caller. What's your opinion on the current state of the 4th circle of hell?
Yah oghkay, the fourth circle a'hell is nothing right now compared to the Yankees starting outfielders, and it's time Steinbrennuh made a deal down below to get some bodies back on the field. Who we got next
ehhhhh demonic mike, what did you think of that 6 pick the giants made. i mean gettlemen is going to hell right?
Dave Kettleman is suckin cocks in hell for at least one trip around the lake of fire, case closed. Eli Manning is a starting quartuhback, ohkay? Geggaman fallin for at least five deadly sins in reaching for that Duke Jones. Next calluh
Mikey how you doing bro? Whata going on with the bucks? Celtics are doing great right now.
Da Bucks? No one cares about the Bucks, get lost. Five months in hell for your mother for making me think about the Celtics at all too, they're traitors to the 'yuman race, ohkay? *heavy breathing* Irish Catholic fans up in Boston making me sick, you're going on the list. Where's the next calluh
Mike, Colin here. Let me ask you something about the Dark Lord. Our Holy Father is like Apple, Starbucks, Gohan during the Buu Saga. He knows how to build a dynasty. What does Dark Lord have to offer, Mike?
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE STAHBUCKS GOD, UHKAY? One hundred lashes with the devil's cock for callin into my show like this, Cowuhd.
Did Hitler do anything wrong Mike?