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Sunday, 28 April
10:00 & 19:00
Kyren Wilson (Eng) 2-6 Barry Hawkins (Eng)
Ali Carter (Eng) 1-4 Zhou Yuelong (Chn)
14:30
John Higgins (Sco) 4-4 Stuart Bingham (Eng)
Judd Trump (Eng) 5-3 Ding Junhui (Chn)
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Sunday, 28 April
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Kyren Wilson (Eng) 2-6 Barry Hawkins (Eng)
Ali Carter (Eng) 1-4 Zhou Yuelong (Chn)
14:30
John Higgins (Sco) 4-4 Stuart Bingham (Eng)
Judd Trump (Eng) 5-3 Ding Junhui (Chn)
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Better delete this one.
Fuck off to
...
Let's hope this one stays up.
Ok, back to the snooker
>Ali Farter
>janny deletes the best thread on Yea Forums
Explain yourselves, mods.
time will tell
How about you fuck off and neck yourself Fernando
it won't
I was making a new one lol
>This fucking autist mod
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he wilI ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girIfriend
>he will never have any friends
Some hotpocket retard clearly has an inexplicable grudge
mayan rape baby triggered by god tier portugal bro
>190kg gone rogue because no one responds to him
no, fuck you, snooker is not wrestling.
why haven't you deleted:
none of these are more Yea Forums related than /147/
yet they're still up
hell, many of them are threads on exactly the same story
so go on then, i'm waiting, why haven't you deleted them yet? tell us.
I took a look at and it's literally nothing but faggy wrestling threads
Would rather retire from posting on Yea Forums altogether than get relegated to Yea Forums
find snooker EXTREMELY comfortable
Guys I agree it's annoying but the more we complain ITT the more likely that we'll keep getting deleted
Here we are
All the lads
Zhou looks pretty good. If he gets past Carter that'll be two big scalps he's taken
Nah, you either raise a stink or this is going to keep happening.
Good to see ya m80
is Zhou actually good or nah?
>kuball = janny
>bowling table = his life
>pocket = his future
will never ever fear or respect jannies
Yeah nah, we'll just keep getting deleted until this jannie needs to take a breather
Solid player weak mind
Stereotypical chink pro desu
Germanbro does it again, another stellar post
>the hand = neetbux
the man himself
Fuck you. If this thread is deleted then it will be considered a formal declaration of war between Great Britain and Argentina. And the chinks are on our side.
How does Carter always manage to look extremely pissed off? It's worse than Seethen Maguire.
They would have moved the thread to there if they thought it was Yea Forums-related. They just might be being dicks.
Seriously why do they let newfags moderate Yea Forums. The whole reason anyone posts on Yea Forums in the first place is because it's a place where you can post almost anything without being harangued by powertripping mods
He's red because he's geting battered by an untermensch
Because he's a hateful human being, solely powered by the cancerous cells in his body.
Getting cancer twice can have that effect on a person
because he's a manlet
Most likely it's one newfag jannie from some irrelevant shithole country who doesn't realise that sports outside of football exist
Maybe it was 12 years ago, but there's been a long period of tiptoeing around the faggy neckbeard mouthbreather mods
>tfw the yellow peril is real
>The whole reason anyone posts on Yea Forums in the first place is because it's a place where you can post almost anything without being harangued by powertripping mods
...that hasn't been the case since forever.
This is the only correct answer
Stream where
I have filed a formal complaint on /qa/
Because every fart he risks could end up being a shart that smells like open sewerage.
iplayer
remember when people said the bottom bracket was stronger than the top bracket?
>people ITT ACTUALLY pay the license fee
>...that hasn't been the case since forever.
This place went downhill when moot removed the discussion boards. Sure, they were slow, but damn, no off-topic, no spam.
Heaven.
I caved and pay the negligible amount of money for them to leave me alone
it's in the op
Ausbro think of your friends.
>this autistic retard again
poor Ausbro ;___;
we'll be waiting for your return
rip ausbro :(
RIP
#respect to the mod for actually answering tbqh
Maybe Ausbro is a secret nonce posting CP on Yea Forums. But he's our nonce (unlike 190cm)
carter SEETHING
Mind giving me the PID?
What if i told you
Do you reckon he's going to shoulder tackle Joe Yuelong then say he's not bovvered in his post-match interview?
Respect to the janny
RIP in pieces ausbro
Don't worry, he's not posting cp. His shitposting is far more tasteful.
RIP dog and RIP Ausbro.
Looks like an aged Joni Mitchell here
47311062
SHE'S ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY
>that kick
The Zhous did this
No fucking surprise at that. He's a fucking stupid cunt who posts porn .webms on Yea Forums: archive.4plebs.org
Gas the Zhous
Race war now
I made one nsfw thread on Yea Forums earlier today and got a ban for that already. Yet the mod still felt the need to ban me another time and delete the thread manually. Bravo.
I'm sorry for being partly responsible for all this though.
mah nigga
based and suomipilled
He is risen
Hallelujah
Big Bill understands
Quite enjoying Ali's rage snooks desu
Spicy
Watching him get removed by a young Chinese player will be fun
there's a real zest to him
I love the fact he always comes in super-confident and then it all gradually fizzles out.
You lads are missing something mental in Leeds Villa
rooting for Zhou purely because he's a cute twink
To be fair, it's good to see someone with a little bit of arrogance.
it's back in fashion desu
>Carter pussying out on that middle pocket shot
link to a stream?
Where the fuck did that come from
class long pot
hnnng that long pot
Everybody’s assumption that Janny deleted the thread because snooker belongs on Yea Forums is just everybody’s projection that they think snooker belongs on Yea Forums themselves.
Anyways fuck ausbro for making /147/ uncomfy and breaking Yea Forums rules.
>mfw my cousin has been looping "COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS" on infinitelooper for about 20 minutes now.
just a sample for you lads: infinitelooper.com
Don't fall for the stupid bait, lads
Absolutely based and snookerloopypilled
thank you bros
Is Zhou Yuelong actually going to win a triple crown event?
I think he will 2bh
IMAGINE thinking 190kg is a better poster than ausbro
I mean yeah they're both nonces but at least ausbro is comfy
A true patriot of /147/
Breaking news: 190kg is a scumbag lawyer.
I started wearing glasses a few months ago so now I get to weave "cos I wear these GARGOOLS" into everyday conversation. Thanks Dennis.
Why aren't they doing the Pot Quiz anymore?
Yes Ali
Let the hate flow through you
it's so Reanne Evans can remain champion forever
>Carter still looking angry
Time to go for a short run
Running away from justice?
>tfw /147/ image folder is so big it takes an age to find the right picture
How big? :^)
>He doesn't have it categorised into players, and subcategories
Can ladies play at the Crusibowl or is it just for the lads?
They can play if they can qualify, it just doesn't happen
There's just no girls at this level, technically they can
as big as you want, bb ;)
yeah maybe I'll sort that out this afternoon
i don't even know where most of my 147 memes are because i save everything to the desktop and then make a new folder when the desktop is full
LEGGO JUDD
kek
literally the only reason I would wear GARGOOLS.
test
Aye, thought that might be the case
Surprised there hasn't been more bullshit about the lack of women in the sport
Usually the BBC are obsessed with that shit
Passed
>tfw need to wear reading gargools
and I'm supposed to be the granddad here
Hoecker, sie sind raus.
They spam articles every time a woman plays a big name in some hokey qualifier 1R to an irrelevant tournament
Get interviews with bigname etc.
>YEAH JUST GONNA PLAY LIKE ANY OTHER PLAYER
etc
been wearin gargools all my life but I've never known anyone who likes snooker enough to make the reference
Feels badman
JUDD DRUMPF
>Let's hope his tip's ok
imagine living in a country where nobody plays this game, and even those who think they know their snooker have never watched it on BBC.
>been wearin gargools all my life
same here
loads of bespectacled anons here, I'm surprised.
I've only met two people irl who followed snooker
One was a pitiful, stuttering literal autist and the other was a working class normie who fucks borderline underage chavs on the regular
I honestly don't know what I expected
i need glasses but im too autistic to get my eyes tested
>blorkins
tfw come from a line of snooker fans but am the only one who is absolutely dogshit at the game
This is just happens to be the best website for genetic failures.
Imagine someone finding that, you'd prefer it was degenerate porn
My /fit/ folder is way worse, though. Try explaining to someone why you have pictures of an elderly bodybuilder that wear weird hats on your disk.
>user why do you have 2GB of photographs of Shaun Murphy making faces?
What the fuck is that jacket about?
>when they discover your Selby arse subfolder
Say you're a big fan of the World's Strongest Man which is kino television.
Do it user, makes life much easier when you can see properly.
Rolf harris is innocent.
Is bosnibro the most obscure regular /147/ flag
How does someone in Bosnia even begin to get into snooker
>"the giant killer" is now an actual thing
Eurosport has saved many lives.
Ding needs our power
Went to Bulgaria a few years ago and they were showing tournaments I'd never even heard of on eurosports.
Thanks to Eurosport
Same, I have to get out of my seat to check the score at the bottom of a match on my telly
O U R B O Y
U
R
B
O
Y
Steve davis deserves a knighthood
Maybe Rob Walker isn't so bad after all
Why are there no Australian /147/ posters? No one gives a fuck about Neil over there?
FUCK YOU RIGGINS
>cheering for ding
>polite applause for trump
BASADO
>tfw miss the old Ding
youtube.com
Nobody likes people in the closet
They have absolutely no more time available with a very full schedule of shitting up absolutely every other thread and board.
>implying they wouldn't appreciate it
Resistance is futile
\o/
GWAN DING
Hendry just keeps mercilessly pounding on Ding's lack of form.
brutal.
My eyes twitching lads
>the juddernaut
>the juddinator
>the pistol from bristol
>the best from the west
>the lit birch from whitchurch
>the plum bet from somerset
>the 45th president of the united states of america
>that idiot with the haircut
its time lads. who here /trump/
always
>Crucible Ding
>the annihilator of alcopops
>the guardian of gay clubs
>the balding breakbuilder
>the tyrant of twitter
>the Coldplay connoisseur
His year, la
Why do >we always get our hopes up...
HOLD THE PHONE
HE'S ON THE POT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you now remember burger king vs isis
>tfw donald trump's mothers maiden name was macleod
>it's real
lel
oh no no no
>The timing on the applause on the other lable
lel
What do you consider to be snooker perfection: being so good positionally that you never have to make a difficult pot, or being so good at potting that you don't have to worry about your positioning because you can get anything from anywhere?
I have to say, /147/ are probably the best threads on Yea Forums.
The amount of memes per post is unrivalled,
>stealing my meme
position
Positioning of course
>Snooker
>Yuropoor hours
The worst.
Alex would like a word
>american
The worst.
Doesn't pot mastery give you better recovery ability when you don't get the run of the ball though?
Being so good at getting snooker that you eventually torture your opponent to death
ronnie in 2013 when he was playing like he had telekinesis and he hadnt even been on the tour that year. it was transcendent
I do have a soft spot for Willo's brand of snooker, he's my favourite player.
but snooker perfection is probably Ronnie when he creates a flawless break.
if your positional play is perfect why would you not get the run of the ball?
He can't, he's dead because of poor positioning
Alright lads, it's time to build a potential Snooker World Champion.
You have £80 to spend, use it wisely, yeah?
£25 good cueball control
£25 good temperament / bottle
£20 good safety / tactical play
£20 good break building
£15 good long potting
£15 good technique / cue action
£15 good match play
£10 experienced
£10 physically fit and tall
£5 great nickname and walk-on music
the hurricane is a legend but he was far from perfect
also this
eventually everybody reaches breaking point
everyone gives up that red
>tfw I wanted to use that later today
GWAANNNNN
£5 great nickname and walk-on music
£20 good safety / tactical play
£25 good temperament / bottle
£15 good match play
£15 good technique / cue action
>jedd
>£25 good cueball control
>£25 good temperament / bottle
>£15 good match play
>£10 experienced
>£5 great nickname and walk-on music
Sorted
we saw what wins that contest in the 2011 final
GWAN DING
What a comeback from Ding
£25 good cueball control
£20 good safety / tactical play
£15 good match play
£10 physically fit and tall
£5 great nickname and walk-on music
Got a fiver left so he'll have an amazing nickname, something like "giant killer".
£20 good break building
£25 good cueball control
£5 great nickname and walk-on music
£15 good technique / cue action
£15 good match play
NICKED IT
COMEBACKS ON
>john parrott clearly hoping ding wins
top lad
>Glompf
top lel these cakes
These young chinese lads are top drawer
>something like "giant killer".
that's taken, you'd have to beat Sir James Cahill to claim it
>people actually thought Trump or Ding were contenders
AWWWW
Rate my cake.
this is pretty much the first year trump's had a complete game after wasting his potential for years, its fair enough
>they could've called him "giant slayer"
>instead they went for "killer"
He based
Ding really is lacking in confidence, surprised he missed that red. There's definitely an element of depression with Chinese players who have no fucking life outside snooker when they move away.
That's Sir James Cahill GBE to you
the small kid's cake is better
That cake's years old at this point, gotta be really disgusting.
muck
But where did the cue-ball go?
unironically enjoying zhou the most so far this tournament
looks tasty
Would love Higgins to reach a third consecutive final lads.
I'm colourblind, but even I can get that you got the wrong colour for the baize.
FUCK OFF RIGGINS.
Say it with me:
>GRANITE
>JUST DRUMPF
what the fuck was that dribble out of the jaws
GWAN DING
>there's no such thing as an easy shot
fuck off parrot
Don't want to get my hopes up, lads.
GWAN DING POT SAM FACKING BAWS
NOOOOOOOO
tall and 14 nicknames please
MY DINGALING
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
BASED Bazza switching the magnets on
>Trump
tag urself
C O M E B A C K
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
hi Selby
fuck bazza
>Higgins
>the state of Jodd
Former Trump supporter here, this is hilarious watching Trump crash and burn, but in all seriousness we can't let this guy win the WC.
me on the right
>cliff
DONT BREAK THE CUE JODD
IT'S HAPPENING
couldn't happen to a nicer boy
>drumpf
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so not nawty. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to be champion and fix this broken sport. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was playing well in Sheffield???? This is so fucked.
>had no chance to post these this year
Any questions?
Horrifying yet cute
Funny cause he just made a possible frame winning shot
based
Damn forget how bad Higgins became near the end.
I'd have Bosnia as Tabby and Germanbro as JV
Look how the massacred my boy
based
lel
Put Hungarybro to Higgins since both are gone but not forgotten
Bingham 9 reds 9 blacks, tricky table though
>trump
well that looks healthy
147 for Bing
12 reds 12 blacks
streams lagging mate
he's on the last red now
GWAN BING
SHOW THE 147 BBC YOU CUNTS
WC is officially cursed for maximums
time for the tricky last red
NOooooooooooooooo
Bing and Ding
They're our lads
missed the 15th red
*bing*
>switch the channel
>miss
fuck you /147/
Better?
>tfw when Bingo won a WC and Hunter never did.
bong
Perfect
based and snookerpilled
GWANNNNNN
FINISH HIM OFF DING HE'S A MUG
The real tragedy in this life is that only one of bing and ding can win the title
Beautiful pink
thank you
Anyone's match
Imagine a Bing vs Ding final
Why is John Virgo behind Ken with all the medals?
Is this Medal Man's evil homeless twin?
That's clearly Stephen Hendry sneaking into the audience hunched over with his medals
>medal man was the head of the beggar guild
>died recently
>spot has been taken over by second in command and that's why he looks so sad
What the fuck is this music on the Bingham Riggins stream?
Funky as shiiiiiiit
Is Judd Trump related to Donald Trump?
hello I am the originator of the zester-from-leicester image and only visit these threads during the masters / WC because I am a casual pleb
hope you are all doing well
lyl
>tfw brainlet
anyone else feels the same?
yeah that shit slaps
no my iq is the maximum, 100
That's Virgo, mourning at the disappearance of another kuball
this one?
if you can appreciate Snooker, the sport of Kings, you cannot be a brainlet
You're a nursing student, you can't be that dumb. Just remember that competence is very specific and barely anyone is a genius in anything without a lot of effort.
Do I get a kebab or proper food lads?
Define proper food
>kebab
>not proper food
I feel like this cause I don't contribute much to this thread
>Snooker Sunday
What do you think lad
Bing's shoes are disgusting
Maybe it's because you're too intelligent to shitpost
Pot Noodle in honour of our boy
pot noodle now
kebab for evening session
tfw getting replied to with a screencap of my own post
Damn he's got multiple medals.
>drumpf
Matches and tournaments go on for so long people have time on their hands to be creative.
>i'm a smasher
>murphyclose.jpg
Taylor and Morph in commentary
Taylor: "are you a tipper or tapper Shaun?"
Morph: "IM A SMASHER DENNIS"
>Slam
I will smash it in
>Usually the BBC are obsessed with that shit
Snooker would undermine their position. Several women have dominated the ladies game and failed to make a living on the main circuit. Allison Fisher and Reanne Evans, for example. Read the second paragraph.
guys i went to my volunteering induction session at an animal welfare shelter today and didnt really like the woman who runs the place, should i stick at it?
yes that is the image
Feed her to the cats
Wonder why snooker isn't as popular anymore.
>volunteering for someone you can't stand
There should be other shelters available if you want to volunteer
>volunteering
yeah if you're not being paid to be there then patch it. No sense putting up with some cunt for zero money
#zesty
>Mark Allen impregnated her.
wew
just eaten a banana lol
madlad
gay
alri Neil
Oh my god me too
welcome to the bannana-zone
are Dings in the lead
FeelsGoodMan
Rate my /comfy/ levels
>drumpf
GWAN DING
I wonder if foot fetish user is still here
That cat is a CUTE!
Don't remind me of last year's final thread
He's actually giving us a match!
you mean 190kg?
Hi
Ken Doherty is a fucking shite pundit. Somehow he manages to say nothing of substance in response to every question put to him.
His biggest contribution to snooker coverage is the humourous pronunciation of Shaun Morphy
I'd prefer not to think of him as a being capable of reproduction, thanks
kek as if someone saved this
don't feed my shit memeing
Trump is drunk...
>pictured: James Cahill, circa one week ago
GWAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
the absolute state of these two players
Where were you when Ding stumped Trump?
>tfw the smug cunt is gone from the tournament and you still can't escape the memes
love how incensed Hendry gets at players making bad decisions
It'll never stop
>getting your hopes up
I shiggy diggy
kek, i remember that... everybody in this thread was posting their feet last year
>That banana curve
didn't some lad post his arse too?
do you think Judd will ever embrace his receding hairline?
it's embarrassing to be so obviously insecure at his age
yeah, he had a hairy ass
I also remember all the TV setups being posted.
the uk user with the football curtain, and portugal user with his 90s television
The state of Trump and Ding's positional play.
He won't win the crucib owl until he loses his attachment to his hair
You'd be insecure as well if you were 29 and had that hairline
how do they decide what to show on bbc1 and what to show on the red button?
fucking hell this is tortuous
they draw coloured snooker balls from a burlap sack
Imagine being a hairlet.
His hairline isn't even his biggest issue. All his top hair is thinning and he has like 2 years max till the dome comes through
The biggest issue is the forward combover he has to hide his receding temples. It's just undignified
In his position, he could easily afford a high quality hair transplant
DING WILL WIN 11-12
NAWTY
>win 11-12 in a best of 25
hes good but not that good
Might want to check your maffs m8
>Steve Davis destroying Judd's cueing
based
>12-10 to judd
>ding wins a frame
>judd concedes match
>ding wins 11-12
Ding will clear up
>tfw to intelligent too grow hair properly
kebab it was
These lads are not on their best form today
TRUMP IS MATCH FIXING
>judd
it really is amateur hour
Fouling the yellow
>4000x3000
that's a big meal
It somehow looks less tragic with the comically stretched forehead
In Germany we call this a Dürüm
Tablet went to retarded mode again
The absolute state of Bingham and Riggins table
4 u
looks very tasty
enjoy
Truth. For me, a kebab should approximately look like this.
>Ayran drink
Ali Carter wants to know where you get that?
>Aryan drink
lel
Yeah, I lived in Germany for a while and we don't have that style of kebabs.
GOAN DING
>Ainsley
Memes used to be so much better.
Ding dong ching chong
GWAN DING
Shame. Personally not a fan of dürüm.
DINGO CHAN WIN THE CHAMPIONSIPU
just made steak chips eggs n peas lads
pic
Both of these matches are way too close for comfort.
...
It's still better than wet french fries or rice with the meat.
imagine watching the riggins match
Can't argue with that.
>that Bing vs. Higgins table again
cooked the steak too long :(
>that egg
Back from the hike. Nearly lost my ray bans absolutely fucked lads
well...you tried
>Steak and chips
>and chips
>chips
You know that chips is a plural noun, right?
i'm not a good cook ok
Ah the Great British cuisine
What's the steak? Where from how much
That’s not a steak
THIS is a steak
GWAN DING
>ketchup sprinkled all over and not in a puddle to dip the chips in
SAS is on the way
nice user
sirloin from local butchers cant remember price
Like five quid, or more?
>Red Sauce with chips
>Sunday Dinner
Christ lad
It was something like 5 for £20
That's actually the right way, Fritz.
D I N G
I
N
G
What are you having?
>Blumpf
Trump's snooker game is about as good as his hair game
GWAN DING
thank you based italianon
tesco italian sausage and ham tortellini, bottle of beer and freddos for after
comfy snooker food
It's official, Trump is cancelled. He couldn't even pot that red over the pocket at the end there.
>nastro azzurro
Pretty based
I know he's behind atm but I fancy Carter to reach the final from that bracket
had my dinner earlier so no pictures, Spuds boiled in their skin. with butter, steak carrots ,yokeshire puddings.
>the absolute STATE of Steve Davis
lmaoooooo
GWAN riggins
Needs peas
GIVE ME MY FREDDOS
IT'S BEEN A YEAR
kek
Steve Murphy with the "bingtao" clue was hilarious ngl
>riggins
Christ, that is dire
I know, Im not big on my greens
Shaun*
Who's Nigel
The name's Bond.
My chili is coming along nicely. Good heat from the madame jeanette. My first time working with dried beans rather than canned, great value. I think this batch will give me 6 servings, love a full freezer.
Going to walk my doggo, see ya
Corn Beef Hash here lads. Made it myself.
Corned beef, slice and boil your spuds, onion, bit of stuffing mix and cheddar on top, splash of Worcestershire sauce, simple as.
Would love to care enough to prep my own food instead of just buying shit and making it on the day
Make sure you don't step on any land mines Bosnibro
Please provide picture of said Doggo
for me, it's The Captain
10/10
Saved, stolen and will be re-used
when's the final?
and is what's on bbc1 live?
Final (Best of 35 frames) Crucible Theatre, Sheffield, 5 & 6 May. Referee: Scotland Leo Scullion.[57]
Prepping big batches in a large slow cooker in the weekend is less effort than cooking every day.
I quite like cooking, but I hate cooking after work, so this works for me. I have enough meals prepped to not have to eat the same thing every day. Next weekend I won't even need to cook.
It's almost eating for free. I always rinse the dried stuff a few times, because they aren't as processed and can lead to bellyaches from hell, if you eat too much. Also great macros.
>tfw fatass fasting to recover from mid week binges rather than enjoying comfy snooker food
I know the feel, I end up buying junk food because I can't be arsed cooking after work.
My ex took the slow cooker when she moved out though
Did a 30 day snake juice fast recently, fasting is almost better than eating.
>Bingham vs Higgins 8-8
Noice
lmaoooo
You only drank juice?
Rate my roast pork
Give that a solid 8.5/10
He cute
8/10
7/10 looks a bit dopey no offence like
pre made Yorkshire / potatoes?
Pork looks good, the tatties look they're frozen ones though. Gravy also looks thin. Poor veg mix. Yorkshires look good.
Yeah they were frozen tatties and yorkshires, I'm still learning/lazy. Gravy is better than it looks.
Lovely dog bosnibro
>tfw have to get up at 4am from tomorrow until Friday
For the gravy next time try including some dijon mustard and a sprinkle of thyme. Shit's magic yo.
THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
That's grim mate, why?
Just finished Mum's Sunday roast. 5/10, a very lazy effort.
Beef was tough, yorkshire was burnt, roasties were dry and the veg was bland. Currently waiting on the apple crumble. She needs to redeem herself sharpish
Different shifts each week.
THAT'S ME IN THE CRUCIBLE
LOSING MY POSITION
Sounds based, I'll try it.
tonight’s scran
Thanks frens
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
>Mummy makes his dinner and he still moans
No, it's not juice, it's a /fit/ fasting meme. Basically just potassium and sodium, and magnesium if you need it.
>olives
miss me with that shit
Same. Do you work at the sweet factory?
noice
Looks fairly boke not gonna lie mate
And all I have is cereals
awww
If you could hear the dreams I've had, my dear,
They would give you nightmares for a week!
Car factory
:3 comfy
who's playing a 7?
Kyren Wilson (Eng) 2-6 Barry Hawkins (Eng)
Ali Carter (Eng) 3-5 Zhou Yuelong (Chn)
CAHM ON THE OWK
FUCK ALI CARTER
Based post
New thread soon for evening session lads?
so no finishes this evening?
Not unless Bazza goes 7-1, or Zhou wins every frame
Well, Zhou or Hawkins could win all the frames. Then they'd finish today.
But otherwise, it's rather 'pointless'. At least I'll not miss anyting.
that's a shame.
I like evenings with conclusions.
2 finishes this evening it is then
>yfw tomorrow will have two with Higgins vs Bing and Trump vs Ding
UPDATE:
Apple crumble was very enjoyable, added cinnamon and sultanas served with creme fraiche really hit the spot. I don't how but Mother has saved her blushes with this one.
Bazza's year, mate. I'm telling ya.
Any 90s ravers in?
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Hope you're right, la.
When is Ding - Trump gonna finish?
Tomorrow 20:00
Okay serious question that needs a unirronical answer.
>Is Barry Hawkins a black man?
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You know it ausbro
top lel
wahey :ok_hand: We wildin'
I hope you're going to wash up.
Barry Hawkins is an ISRAELITE
Of course, it was the least I could do.
What do you take me for? Some kind of ungrateful basement dwelling incel?
Easy there, Ali.
Comfy evening session lads
Ding should really find another gear.
Best chance to get to another final at Crucible.
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We're all Israelites, bruv
Seema :3
Educate yoself edomite cracka
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whats bump limit on sp again?
How can she be so l-lewd
Good taste lad
Holy shit I thought this was shopped
I can't believe Seema is my loving wife
Free Milkas for /147/
pls stop posting my wife!
>mmmax
>mmmax
Bazza makes a maximum confirmed here first
>Hazel nut
>Whole Hazelnuts
based hazelmind
This is the kind of mind melt one could expect from /147/ quality
New thread:
Christopher
based and hazelpilled
based and wienerschnitzelpilled
Is it his year?