/147/ snooker thread

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/47311062


Sunday, 28 April

10:00 & 19:00
Kyren Wilson (Eng) 2-6 Barry Hawkins (Eng)
Ali Carter (Eng) 1-4 Zhou Yuelong (Chn)

14:30
John Higgins (Sco) 4-4 Stuart Bingham (Eng)
Judd Trump (Eng) 5-3 Ding Junhui (Chn)

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cricfree.live/watchfeeds/others/11198
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infinitelooper.com/?v=BliAPzEsao0&p=n#/67;70
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Better delete this one.

Fuck off to

...

Let's hope this one stays up.

Ok, back to the snooker
>Ali Farter

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>janny deletes the best thread on Yea Forums

Explain yourselves, mods.

time will tell

How about you fuck off and neck yourself Fernando

it won't

I was making a new one lol
>This fucking autist mod

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he wilI ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girIfriend
>he will never have any friends

Some hotpocket retard clearly has an inexplicable grudge

mayan rape baby triggered by god tier portugal bro

>190kg gone rogue because no one responds to him

youtube.com/watch?v=78UrpAuWTys

no, fuck you, snooker is not wrestling.

why haven't you deleted:
none of these are more Yea Forums related than /147/
yet they're still up
hell, many of them are threads on exactly the same story

so go on then, i'm waiting, why haven't you deleted them yet? tell us.

I took a look at and it's literally nothing but faggy wrestling threads

youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

Would rather retire from posting on Yea Forums altogether than get relegated to Yea Forums

find snooker EXTREMELY comfortable

Guys I agree it's annoying but the more we complain ITT the more likely that we'll keep getting deleted

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Here we are
All the lads

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Zhou looks pretty good. If he gets past Carter that'll be two big scalps he's taken

Nah, you either raise a stink or this is going to keep happening.

Good to see ya m80

is Zhou actually good or nah?

>kuball = janny
>bowling table = his life
>pocket = his future

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will never ever fear or respect jannies

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Yeah nah, we'll just keep getting deleted until this jannie needs to take a breather

Solid player weak mind
Stereotypical chink pro desu

Germanbro does it again, another stellar post

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>the hand = neetbux

the man himself

Fuck you. If this thread is deleted then it will be considered a formal declaration of war between Great Britain and Argentina. And the chinks are on our side.

How does Carter always manage to look extremely pissed off? It's worse than Seethen Maguire.

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They would have moved the thread to there if they thought it was Yea Forums-related. They just might be being dicks.

Seriously why do they let newfags moderate Yea Forums. The whole reason anyone posts on Yea Forums in the first place is because it's a place where you can post almost anything without being harangued by powertripping mods

He's red because he's geting battered by an untermensch

Because he's a hateful human being, solely powered by the cancerous cells in his body.

Getting cancer twice can have that effect on a person

because he's a manlet

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Most likely it's one newfag jannie from some irrelevant shithole country who doesn't realise that sports outside of football exist

Maybe it was 12 years ago, but there's been a long period of tiptoeing around the faggy neckbeard mouthbreather mods

>tfw the yellow peril is real

>The whole reason anyone posts on Yea Forums in the first place is because it's a place where you can post almost anything without being harangued by powertripping mods
...that hasn't been the case since forever.

This is the only correct answer

Stream where

I have filed a formal complaint on /qa/

Because every fart he risks could end up being a shart that smells like open sewerage.

iplayer

remember when people said the bottom bracket was stronger than the top bracket?

>people ITT ACTUALLY pay the license fee

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>...that hasn't been the case since forever.
This place went downhill when moot removed the discussion boards. Sure, they were slow, but damn, no off-topic, no spam.
Heaven.

I caved and pay the negligible amount of money for them to leave me alone

it's in the op

Ausbro think of your friends.

>this autistic retard again

poor Ausbro ;___;
we'll be waiting for your return

rip ausbro :(

RIP

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#respect to the mod for actually answering tbqh

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Maybe Ausbro is a secret nonce posting CP on Yea Forums. But he's our nonce (unlike 190cm)

carter SEETHING

Mind giving me the PID?

What if i told you

Do you reckon he's going to shoulder tackle Joe Yuelong then say he's not bovvered in his post-match interview?

Respect to the janny

RIP in pieces ausbro

Don't worry, he's not posting cp. His shitposting is far more tasteful.

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RIP dog and RIP Ausbro.

Looks like an aged Joni Mitchell here

47311062

SHE'S ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY

>that kick

The Zhous did this

No fucking surprise at that. He's a fucking stupid cunt who posts porn .webms on Yea Forums: archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/ywj4LIS0SPA8jlZOvsJYrg/

Gas the Zhous
Race war now

I made one nsfw thread on Yea Forums earlier today and got a ban for that already. Yet the mod still felt the need to ban me another time and delete the thread manually. Bravo.
I'm sorry for being partly responsible for all this though.

mah nigga

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based and suomipilled

He is risen
Hallelujah

Big Bill understands

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Quite enjoying Ali's rage snooks desu
Spicy

Watching him get removed by a young Chinese player will be fun

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there's a real zest to him

I love the fact he always comes in super-confident and then it all gradually fizzles out.

You lads are missing something mental in Leeds Villa

rooting for Zhou purely because he's a cute twink

To be fair, it's good to see someone with a little bit of arrogance.

it's back in fashion desu

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>Carter pussying out on that middle pocket shot

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link to a stream?

cricfree.live/watchfeeds/others/11198

cricfree.live/watchfeeds/index/21

Where the fuck did that come from
class long pot

hnnng that long pot

Everybody’s assumption that Janny deleted the thread because snooker belongs on Yea Forums is just everybody’s projection that they think snooker belongs on Yea Forums themselves.

Anyways fuck ausbro for making /147/ uncomfy and breaking Yea Forums rules.

>mfw my cousin has been looping "COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS" on infinitelooper for about 20 minutes now.
just a sample for you lads: infinitelooper.com/?v=BliAPzEsao0&p=n#/67;70

Don't fall for the stupid bait, lads

Absolutely based and snookerloopypilled

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thank you bros

Is Zhou Yuelong actually going to win a triple crown event?

I think he will 2bh

IMAGINE thinking 190kg is a better poster than ausbro

I mean yeah they're both nonces but at least ausbro is comfy

A true patriot of /147/

Breaking news: 190kg is a scumbag lawyer.

I started wearing glasses a few months ago so now I get to weave "cos I wear these GARGOOLS" into everyday conversation. Thanks Dennis.

Why aren't they doing the Pot Quiz anymore?

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Yes Ali
Let the hate flow through you

it's so Reanne Evans can remain champion forever

>Carter still looking angry

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Time to go for a short run

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Running away from justice?

>tfw /147/ image folder is so big it takes an age to find the right picture

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How big? :^)

>He doesn't have it categorised into players, and subcategories

Can ladies play at the Crusibowl or is it just for the lads?

They can play if they can qualify, it just doesn't happen

There's just no girls at this level, technically they can

as big as you want, bb ;)

yeah maybe I'll sort that out this afternoon

i don't even know where most of my 147 memes are because i save everything to the desktop and then make a new folder when the desktop is full

LEGGO JUDD

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kek
literally the only reason I would wear GARGOOLS.

test

Aye, thought that might be the case
Surprised there hasn't been more bullshit about the lack of women in the sport
Usually the BBC are obsessed with that shit

Passed

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>tfw need to wear reading gargools

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and I'm supposed to be the granddad here

Hoecker, sie sind raus.

They spam articles every time a woman plays a big name in some hokey qualifier 1R to an irrelevant tournament

Get interviews with bigname etc.
>YEAH JUST GONNA PLAY LIKE ANY OTHER PLAYER

etc

been wearin gargools all my life but I've never known anyone who likes snooker enough to make the reference
Feels badman

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JUDD DRUMPF

>Let's hope his tip's ok

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imagine living in a country where nobody plays this game, and even those who think they know their snooker have never watched it on BBC.

>been wearin gargools all my life
same here

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loads of bespectacled anons here, I'm surprised.

I've only met two people irl who followed snooker

One was a pitiful, stuttering literal autist and the other was a working class normie who fucks borderline underage chavs on the regular

I honestly don't know what I expected

i need glasses but im too autistic to get my eyes tested

>blorkins

tfw come from a line of snooker fans but am the only one who is absolutely dogshit at the game

This is just happens to be the best website for genetic failures.

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Imagine someone finding that, you'd prefer it was degenerate porn

My /fit/ folder is way worse, though. Try explaining to someone why you have pictures of an elderly bodybuilder that wear weird hats on your disk.

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>user why do you have 2GB of photographs of Shaun Murphy making faces?

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What the fuck is that jacket about?

>when they discover your Selby arse subfolder

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Say you're a big fan of the World's Strongest Man which is kino television.

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Do it user, makes life much easier when you can see properly.

Rolf harris is innocent.

Is bosnibro the most obscure regular /147/ flag

How does someone in Bosnia even begin to get into snooker

>"the giant killer" is now an actual thing

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Eurosport has saved many lives.

Ding needs our power

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Went to Bulgaria a few years ago and they were showing tournaments I'd never even heard of on eurosports.

Thanks to Eurosport

Same, I have to get out of my seat to check the score at the bottom of a match on my telly

O U R B O Y
U
R
B
O
Y

Steve davis deserves a knighthood

youtube.com/watch?v=t8Wo44lCxGg

Maybe Rob Walker isn't so bad after all

Why are there no Australian /147/ posters? No one gives a fuck about Neil over there?

FUCK YOU RIGGINS

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>cheering for ding
>polite applause for trump

BASADO

>tfw miss the old Ding
youtube.com/watch?v=BHxsYZT5vUA

Nobody likes people in the closet

They have absolutely no more time available with a very full schedule of shitting up absolutely every other thread and board.

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>implying they wouldn't appreciate it
Resistance is futile

\o/

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GWAN DING

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Hendry just keeps mercilessly pounding on Ding's lack of form.
brutal.

My eyes twitching lads

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>the juddernaut
>the juddinator
>the pistol from bristol
>the best from the west
>the lit birch from whitchurch
>the plum bet from somerset
>the 45th president of the united states of america
>that idiot with the haircut
its time lads. who here /trump/

always

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>Crucible Ding

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>the annihilator of alcopops
>the guardian of gay clubs
>the balding breakbuilder
>the tyrant of twitter
>the Coldplay connoisseur

His year, la

Why do >we always get our hopes up...

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HOLD THE PHONE
HE'S ON THE POT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

you now remember burger king vs isis

>tfw donald trump's mothers maiden name was macleod

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>it's real
lel

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oh no no no

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>The timing on the applause on the other lable
lel

What do you consider to be snooker perfection: being so good positionally that you never have to make a difficult pot, or being so good at potting that you don't have to worry about your positioning because you can get anything from anywhere?

I have to say, /147/ are probably the best threads on Yea Forums.
The amount of memes per post is unrivalled,

>stealing my meme

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position

Positioning of course

>Snooker
>Yuropoor hours

The worst.

Alex would like a word

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>american

The worst.

Doesn't pot mastery give you better recovery ability when you don't get the run of the ball though?

Being so good at getting snooker that you eventually torture your opponent to death

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ronnie in 2013 when he was playing like he had telekinesis and he hadnt even been on the tour that year. it was transcendent

I do have a soft spot for Willo's brand of snooker, he's my favourite player.
but snooker perfection is probably Ronnie when he creates a flawless break.

if your positional play is perfect why would you not get the run of the ball?

He can't, he's dead because of poor positioning

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Alright lads, it's time to build a potential Snooker World Champion.
You have £80 to spend, use it wisely, yeah?

£25 good cueball control
£25 good temperament / bottle
£20 good safety / tactical play
£20 good break building
£15 good long potting
£15 good technique / cue action
£15 good match play
£10 experienced
£10 physically fit and tall
£5 great nickname and walk-on music

the hurricane is a legend but he was far from perfect
also this
eventually everybody reaches breaking point
everyone gives up that red

>tfw I wanted to use that later today

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GWAANNNNN

£5 great nickname and walk-on music
£20 good safety / tactical play
£25 good temperament / bottle
£15 good match play
£15 good technique / cue action

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>jedd

>£25 good cueball control
>£25 good temperament / bottle
>£15 good match play
>£10 experienced
>£5 great nickname and walk-on music

Sorted

we saw what wins that contest in the 2011 final

GWAN DING

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What a comeback from Ding

£25 good cueball control
£20 good safety / tactical play
£15 good match play
£10 physically fit and tall
£5 great nickname and walk-on music
Got a fiver left so he'll have an amazing nickname, something like "giant killer".

£20 good break building
£25 good cueball control
£5 great nickname and walk-on music
£15 good technique / cue action
£15 good match play

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NICKED IT
COMEBACKS ON

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>john parrott clearly hoping ding wins

top lad

>Glompf

top lel these cakes

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These young chinese lads are top drawer

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>something like "giant killer".
that's taken, you'd have to beat Sir James Cahill to claim it

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>people actually thought Trump or Ding were contenders

AWWWW

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Rate my cake.

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this is pretty much the first year trump's had a complete game after wasting his potential for years, its fair enough

>they could've called him "giant slayer"
>instead they went for "killer"

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He based

Ding really is lacking in confidence, surprised he missed that red. There's definitely an element of depression with Chinese players who have no fucking life outside snooker when they move away.

That's Sir James Cahill GBE to you

the small kid's cake is better

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That cake's years old at this point, gotta be really disgusting.

muck

But where did the cue-ball go?

unironically enjoying zhou the most so far this tournament

looks tasty

Would love Higgins to reach a third consecutive final lads.

I'm colourblind, but even I can get that you got the wrong colour for the baize.

FUCK OFF RIGGINS.

youtube.com/watch?v=dSG08MYnbog

Say it with me:

>GRANITE

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>JUST DRUMPF
what the fuck was that dribble out of the jaws

GWAN DING

>there's no such thing as an easy shot

fuck off parrot

Don't want to get my hopes up, lads.

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GWAN DING POT SAM FACKING BAWS

NOOOOOOOO

tall and 14 nicknames please

MY DINGALING

R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D

BASED Bazza switching the magnets on

>Trump

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tag urself

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C O M E B A C K
O
M
E
B
A
C
K

hi Selby

fuck bazza

>Higgins

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>the state of Jodd

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Former Trump supporter here, this is hilarious watching Trump crash and burn, but in all seriousness we can't let this guy win the WC.

me on the right

>cliff

DONT BREAK THE CUE JODD

IT'S HAPPENING

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couldn't happen to a nicer boy

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>drumpf

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so not nawty. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to be champion and fix this broken sport. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was playing well in Sheffield???? This is so fucked.

>had no chance to post these this year

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Any questions?

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Horrifying yet cute

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Funny cause he just made a possible frame winning shot

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based

Damn forget how bad Higgins became near the end.

I'd have Bosnia as Tabby and Germanbro as JV

Look how the massacred my boy

based

lel
Put Hungarybro to Higgins since both are gone but not forgotten

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Bingham 9 reds 9 blacks, tricky table though

>trump

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well that looks healthy

147 for Bing

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12 reds 12 blacks

streams lagging mate
he's on the last red now

GWAN BING

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SHOW THE 147 BBC YOU CUNTS

WC is officially cursed for maximums

time for the tricky last red

NOooooooooooooooo

Bing and Ding
They're our lads

missed the 15th red

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*bing*

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>switch the channel
>miss
fuck you /147/

Better?

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>tfw when Bingo won a WC and Hunter never did.

bong

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Perfect

based and snookerpilled

GWANNNNNN

FINISH HIM OFF DING HE'S A MUG

The real tragedy in this life is that only one of bing and ding can win the title

Beautiful pink

thank you

Anyone's match

Imagine a Bing vs Ding final

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Why is John Virgo behind Ken with all the medals?

Is this Medal Man's evil homeless twin?

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That's clearly Stephen Hendry sneaking into the audience hunched over with his medals

>medal man was the head of the beggar guild
>died recently
>spot has been taken over by second in command and that's why he looks so sad

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What the fuck is this music on the Bingham Riggins stream?

Funky as shiiiiiiit

Is Judd Trump related to Donald Trump?

hello I am the originator of the zester-from-leicester image and only visit these threads during the masters / WC because I am a casual pleb

hope you are all doing well

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lyl

>tfw brainlet
anyone else feels the same?

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yeah that shit slaps

no my iq is the maximum, 100

That's Virgo, mourning at the disappearance of another kuball

this one?

if you can appreciate Snooker, the sport of Kings, you cannot be a brainlet

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You're a nursing student, you can't be that dumb. Just remember that competence is very specific and barely anyone is a genius in anything without a lot of effort.

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Do I get a kebab or proper food lads?

Define proper food

>kebab
>not proper food

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I feel like this cause I don't contribute much to this thread

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>Snooker Sunday

What do you think lad

Bing's shoes are disgusting

Maybe it's because you're too intelligent to shitpost

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Pot Noodle in honour of our boy

pot noodle now

kebab for evening session

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tfw getting replied to with a screencap of my own post

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twitter.com/kendoherty1997/status/1122499543638118402

Damn he's got multiple medals.

>drumpf

Matches and tournaments go on for so long people have time on their hands to be creative.

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>i'm a smasher
>murphyclose.jpg

Taylor and Morph in commentary

Taylor: "are you a tipper or tapper Shaun?"
Morph: "IM A SMASHER DENNIS"

>Slam

I will smash it in

>Usually the BBC are obsessed with that shit

Snooker would undermine their position. Several women have dominated the ladies game and failed to make a living on the main circuit. Allison Fisher and Reanne Evans, for example. Read the second paragraph.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reanne_Evans

guys i went to my volunteering induction session at an animal welfare shelter today and didnt really like the woman who runs the place, should i stick at it?

yes that is the image

Feed her to the cats

Wonder why snooker isn't as popular anymore.

>volunteering for someone you can't stand
There should be other shelters available if you want to volunteer

>volunteering

yeah if you're not being paid to be there then patch it. No sense putting up with some cunt for zero money

#zesty

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>Mark Allen impregnated her.

wew

just eaten a banana lol

madlad

gay

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alri Neil

Oh my god me too
welcome to the bannana-zone

are Dings in the lead
FeelsGoodMan

Rate my /comfy/ levels

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>drumpf

GWAN DING

I wonder if foot fetish user is still here

That cat is a CUTE!

Don't remind me of last year's final thread

He's actually giving us a match!

you mean 190kg?

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Hi

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Ken Doherty is a fucking shite pundit. Somehow he manages to say nothing of substance in response to every question put to him.

His biggest contribution to snooker coverage is the humourous pronunciation of Shaun Morphy

I'd prefer not to think of him as a being capable of reproduction, thanks

kek as if someone saved this

don't feed my shit memeing

Trump is drunk...

>pictured: James Cahill, circa one week ago

GWAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

the absolute state of these two players

Where were you when Ding stumped Trump?

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>tfw the smug cunt is gone from the tournament and you still can't escape the memes

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love how incensed Hendry gets at players making bad decisions

It'll never stop

>getting your hopes up
I shiggy diggy

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kek, i remember that... everybody in this thread was posting their feet last year

>That banana curve

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didn't some lad post his arse too?

do you think Judd will ever embrace his receding hairline?

it's embarrassing to be so obviously insecure at his age

yeah, he had a hairy ass
I also remember all the TV setups being posted.
the uk user with the football curtain, and portugal user with his 90s television

The state of Trump and Ding's positional play.

He won't win the crucib owl until he loses his attachment to his hair

You'd be insecure as well if you were 29 and had that hairline

how do they decide what to show on bbc1 and what to show on the red button?

fucking hell this is tortuous

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they draw coloured snooker balls from a burlap sack

Imagine being a hairlet.

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His hairline isn't even his biggest issue. All his top hair is thinning and he has like 2 years max till the dome comes through

The biggest issue is the forward combover he has to hide his receding temples. It's just undignified

In his position, he could easily afford a high quality hair transplant

DING WILL WIN 11-12

NAWTY

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>win 11-12 in a best of 25
hes good but not that good

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Might want to check your maffs m8

>Steve Davis destroying Judd's cueing
based

>12-10 to judd
>ding wins a frame
>judd concedes match
>ding wins 11-12

Ding will clear up

>tfw to intelligent too grow hair properly

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kebab it was

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These lads are not on their best form today

TRUMP IS MATCH FIXING

>judd

it really is amateur hour

Fouling the yellow

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>4000x3000
that's a big meal

It somehow looks less tragic with the comically stretched forehead

In Germany we call this a Dürüm

Tablet went to retarded mode again

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The absolute state of Bingham and Riggins table

4 u

looks very tasty

enjoy

Truth. For me, a kebab should approximately look like this.

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>Ayran drink
Ali Carter wants to know where you get that?

>Aryan drink

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lel

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Yeah, I lived in Germany for a while and we don't have that style of kebabs.

GOAN DING

>Ainsley
Memes used to be so much better.

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Ding dong ching chong

GWAN DING

Shame. Personally not a fan of dürüm.

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DINGO CHAN WIN THE CHAMPIONSIPU

just made steak chips eggs n peas lads

pic

Both of these matches are way too close for comfort.

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...

It's still better than wet french fries or rice with the meat.

imagine watching the riggins match

Can't argue with that.

>that Bing vs. Higgins table again

cooked the steak too long :(

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>that egg

Back from the hike. Nearly lost my ray bans absolutely fucked lads

well...you tried

>Steak and chips
>and chips
>chips

You know that chips is a plural noun, right?

i'm not a good cook ok

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Ah the Great British cuisine

What's the steak? Where from how much

That’s not a steak
THIS is a steak

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GWAN DING

>ketchup sprinkled all over and not in a puddle to dip the chips in
SAS is on the way

nice user

sirloin from local butchers cant remember price

Like five quid, or more?

>Red Sauce with chips
>Sunday Dinner
Christ lad

It was something like 5 for £20

That's actually the right way, Fritz.

D I N G
I
N
G

What are you having?

>Blumpf

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Trump's snooker game is about as good as his hair game

GWAN DING

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thank you based italianon

tesco italian sausage and ham tortellini, bottle of beer and freddos for after

comfy snooker food

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It's official, Trump is cancelled. He couldn't even pot that red over the pocket at the end there.

>nastro azzurro
Pretty based

I know he's behind atm but I fancy Carter to reach the final from that bracket

had my dinner earlier so no pictures, Spuds boiled in their skin. with butter, steak carrots ,yokeshire puddings.

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>the absolute STATE of Steve Davis
lmaoooooo

GWAN riggins

Needs peas

GIVE ME MY FREDDOS
IT'S BEEN A YEAR

kek

Steve Murphy with the "bingtao" clue was hilarious ngl

>riggins

Christ, that is dire

I know, Im not big on my greens

Shaun*

Who's Nigel

The name's Bond.

My chili is coming along nicely. Good heat from the madame jeanette. My first time working with dried beans rather than canned, great value. I think this batch will give me 6 servings, love a full freezer.

Going to walk my doggo, see ya

Corn Beef Hash here lads. Made it myself.

Corned beef, slice and boil your spuds, onion, bit of stuffing mix and cheddar on top, splash of Worcestershire sauce, simple as.

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Would love to care enough to prep my own food instead of just buying shit and making it on the day

Make sure you don't step on any land mines Bosnibro

Please provide picture of said Doggo

for me, it's The Captain

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10/10

Saved, stolen and will be re-used

when's the final?
and is what's on bbc1 live?

Final (Best of 35 frames) Crucible Theatre, Sheffield, 5 & 6 May. Referee: Scotland Leo Scullion.[57]

Prepping big batches in a large slow cooker in the weekend is less effort than cooking every day.
I quite like cooking, but I hate cooking after work, so this works for me. I have enough meals prepped to not have to eat the same thing every day. Next weekend I won't even need to cook.

It's almost eating for free. I always rinse the dried stuff a few times, because they aren't as processed and can lead to bellyaches from hell, if you eat too much. Also great macros.

>tfw fatass fasting to recover from mid week binges rather than enjoying comfy snooker food

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I know the feel, I end up buying junk food because I can't be arsed cooking after work.

My ex took the slow cooker when she moved out though

Did a 30 day snake juice fast recently, fasting is almost better than eating.

>Bingham vs Higgins 8-8
Noice

lmaoooo

You only drank juice?

Rate my roast pork

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Give that a solid 8.5/10

He cute

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8/10

7/10 looks a bit dopey no offence like

pre made Yorkshire / potatoes?

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Pork looks good, the tatties look they're frozen ones though. Gravy also looks thin. Poor veg mix. Yorkshires look good.

Yeah they were frozen tatties and yorkshires, I'm still learning/lazy. Gravy is better than it looks.

Lovely dog bosnibro

>tfw have to get up at 4am from tomorrow until Friday

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For the gravy next time try including some dijon mustard and a sprinkle of thyme. Shit's magic yo.

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

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That's grim mate, why?

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Just finished Mum's Sunday roast. 5/10, a very lazy effort.

Beef was tough, yorkshire was burnt, roasties were dry and the veg was bland. Currently waiting on the apple crumble. She needs to redeem herself sharpish

Different shifts each week.

THAT'S ME IN THE CRUCIBLE
LOSING MY POSITION

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Sounds based, I'll try it.

tonight’s scran

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Thanks frens

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THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD

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>Mummy makes his dinner and he still moans

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No, it's not juice, it's a /fit/ fasting meme. Basically just potassium and sodium, and magnesium if you need it.

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>olives
miss me with that shit

Same. Do you work at the sweet factory?

noice

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Looks fairly boke not gonna lie mate

And all I have is cereals

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awww

If you could hear the dreams I've had, my dear,
They would give you nightmares for a week!


Car factory

:3 comfy

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who's playing a 7?

Kyren Wilson (Eng) 2-6 Barry Hawkins (Eng)

Ali Carter (Eng) 3-5 Zhou Yuelong (Chn)

CAHM ON THE OWK

FUCK ALI CARTER

Based post

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New thread soon for evening session lads?

so no finishes this evening?

Not unless Bazza goes 7-1, or Zhou wins every frame

Well, Zhou or Hawkins could win all the frames. Then they'd finish today.
But otherwise, it's rather 'pointless'. At least I'll not miss anyting.

that's a shame.
I like evenings with conclusions.

2 finishes this evening it is then

>yfw tomorrow will have two with Higgins vs Bing and Trump vs Ding

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UPDATE:

Apple crumble was very enjoyable, added cinnamon and sultanas served with creme fraiche really hit the spot. I don't how but Mother has saved her blushes with this one.

Bazza's year, mate. I'm telling ya.

Any 90s ravers in?
youtube.com/watch?v=UTV-_uksm44

Hope you're right, la.

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When is Ding - Trump gonna finish?

Tomorrow 20:00

Okay serious question that needs a unirronical answer.
>Is Barry Hawkins a black man?

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youtube.com/watch?v=97vDCUR61JE

You know it ausbro

top lel

wahey :ok_hand: We wildin'

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I hope you're going to wash up.

Barry Hawkins is an ISRAELITE

Of course, it was the least I could do.

What do you take me for? Some kind of ungrateful basement dwelling incel?

Easy there, Ali.

Comfy evening session lads

Ding should really find another gear.

Best chance to get to another final at Crucible.

youtube.com/watch?v=83Y2hv-3UCM
We're all Israelites, bruv

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Seema :3

Educate yoself edomite cracka
youtube.com/watch?v=x9d7UO-V4Q8&t=124s

whats bump limit on sp again?

How can she be so l-lewd

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Good taste lad

Holy shit I thought this was shopped

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I can't believe Seema is my loving wife

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youtube.com/watch?v=qtNk1B9At8k

Free Milkas for /147/

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pls stop posting my wife!

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>mmmax
>mmmax

Bazza makes a maximum confirmed here first

>Hazel nut

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>Whole Hazelnuts

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based hazelmind

This is the kind of mind melt one could expect from /147/ quality

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New thread:

Christopher

based and hazelpilled

based and wienerschnitzelpilled

Is it his year?

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