Andrei Snorelovski earning his $500,000 paycheque edition
>Main Card (ESPN+ at 9 p.m. ET) Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson Greg Hardy vs. Dmitrii Smoliakov Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry Glover Teixeira vs. Ion Cutelaba John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen Roosevelt Roberts vs. Thomas Gifford
>Preliminary Card (ESPN now) Ben Saunders vs. Takashi Sato Andrei Arlovski vs. Augusto Sakai
Carla Esparza def. Virna Jandiroba via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 x2) Gilbert Burns def. Mike Davis via submission (RNC) (R2, 4:15) Jim Miller def. Jason Gonzalez via submission (RNC) (R1, 2:12) Angela Hill def. Jodie Esquibel via unanimous decision (30-27 x2, 29-28) Dhiego Lima def. Court McGee via split decision (30-27, 28-29, 29-28)
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April 28, 2019 - 00:22
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April 28, 2019 - 00:22
First for Dubunda
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April 28, 2019 - 00:22
that heart is for you big boi ;)
April 28, 2019 - 00:23
Lads is it just me or are the fights kinda shit so far tonight
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April 28, 2019 - 00:23
First for: Oleinik won until he lost
April 28, 2019 - 00:24
This is a tedious, dull, lifeless, humdrum, monotonous, mundane, stale, stodgy, tame, tiresome, trite, uninteresting, drab, flat, spiritless, sterile, banal, lackluster, quotidian, interminable fight.
April 28, 2019 - 00:24
will we ever see a buffer 360 again?
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April 28, 2019 - 00:25
This. Canfest. How many nobodies will they put in front of him?
April 28, 2019 - 00:26
no. he was asked about it after ufc 100 and he said he almost hurt himself doing it
April 28, 2019 - 00:26
brittneypalmer Ready for the show! @ufc #espn #ufc @ariannyceleste @chrissy_blairinstagram.com /p /Bwxkc1hJ5SC /
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April 28, 2019 - 00:26
joanna has the juiciest butthole
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April 28, 2019 - 00:26
taking picks until the main card starts Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson
Greg Hardy vs. Dmitrii Smoliakov
Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry
Ion Cutelaba vs. Glover Teixeira
John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen
Thomas Gifford vs. Roosevelt Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:27
>speed of Arlovski I have never heard of Sakai
April 28, 2019 - 00:27
Stipe broke him again. When Andrei came back to the UFC he was spicy as fuck.
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April 28, 2019 - 00:28
I'd like to apologize to wmma
April 28, 2019 - 00:28
imagine getting your ass beat by an old man lel thats embarrassing
April 28, 2019 - 00:28
3>1>2 and I usually like blondes
April 28, 2019 - 00:28
he's always been hot and cold
April 28, 2019 - 00:29
Marry Britney Fuck Arriany Kill Chrissy
April 28, 2019 - 00:29
Jocko Hardy Cowboy Glover Lineker Gifford
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April 28, 2019 - 00:29
do you want a butthole to be juicy?
April 28, 2019 - 00:29
Didn't he tear a ligament doing some kinda jumping shit
April 28, 2019 - 00:30
Jacare Smoliakov Perry I hope Glover but Cutelaba Sandhagen Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:30
I prefer dry. Don't know about you.
April 28, 2019 - 00:30
female buttholes have internal lube. are you retarded?
April 28, 2019 - 00:30
Mona Lisa on the right column is missing a main pick
April 28, 2019 - 00:30
LADS IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE FIGHTS SHIT TONIGHT
April 28, 2019 - 00:30
He moved and was built differently back then tho. usada gets every man
April 28, 2019 - 00:30
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Hermansson Hardy Perry Cutelaba Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:30
The only redeeming parts of a boring HW fight is laughing at the gassing or watching some one get heemed out of nowhere. WMMA doesn't even have that.
Also Andrei was just robbed.
April 28, 2019 - 00:31
I bet Sakai and have to say that was a robbery
April 28, 2019 - 00:31
lmaoing @ the UFC rigging the decision to save on paying Arlovski his win bonus
April 28, 2019 - 00:31
Absolutely dogshit fight. Canlovski should have retired a decade ago.
April 28, 2019 - 00:31
I thought Arlovski won but I tuned out of that fight
April 28, 2019 - 00:31
heem robbed
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April 28, 2019 - 00:32
dam robbery but the fight sucked
April 28, 2019 - 00:32
that was pure robbery. jesus christ
April 28, 2019 - 00:32
Jesus christ the refs tonight....
April 28, 2019 - 00:32
He will bring it back for Jon Jones vs Lesnar
April 28, 2019 - 00:32
not every wrong decision is a robbery
April 28, 2019 - 00:32
Arlovski robbed twice ina row wtf??
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April 28, 2019 - 00:32
Oh shit, didn't know Lineker was on this card
Wew
April 28, 2019 - 00:32
Arlovski got robbed two times in a row
April 28, 2019 - 00:33
Who is piping megan long dick style?
April 28, 2019 - 00:33
what's your setup like heem? how many poorfags are on their phone?
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April 28, 2019 - 00:33
Same, i was just going to put another bet on because I thought it was so one sided.
April 28, 2019 - 00:33
Me too! XD They robbed him against Tai and I had him winning the Walt Harris fight too
April 28, 2019 - 00:33
Ben Saunders is still employed too? What's with the UFC bloating it's roster with fucking bums?
April 28, 2019 - 00:33
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April 28, 2019 - 00:33
No his last fight was trash, he deserved that loss
April 28, 2019 - 00:34
Nope. Macbook air bro. Ace Stream.
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April 28, 2019 - 00:34
Thats literally textbook robbery. You could not remotely argue Sakai came close to winning that
April 28, 2019 - 00:34
a 10 year old Asus computer and a 10 year old 32 inch sharp tv from with a shitty split screen app so I can post here while I watch.
April 28, 2019 - 00:34
Lads, should I get on TRT? I'm in decent shape and pretty strong. But I notice some of the fellas at jiu jitsu are insanely jacked and ripped for guys their age. We've got multiple guys more j-j-j-jacked than 95% of the UFC.
They must be on something right? These are 30 y/o boomer dads, not professional athletes.
I want some gains too, is all.
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My elite set up
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April 28, 2019 - 00:35
I feel as though if a fight has been that boring then the judges should get a free pass to score it however they like. I looked up twice at that fight, once Arlovski was screaming at the ref like a little girl and the next he was kicking the fat guy in the nuts. Glad he got screwed. $300000 for that shit show is a joke.
April 28, 2019 - 00:36
good question. considering the same thing. currently 29 and could get it through my health insurance.
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April 28, 2019 - 00:36
lololooooo that's the pooh-dooh my guy
April 28, 2019 - 00:36
Arianny literally doesn't age.
April 28, 2019 - 00:37
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based disinterested huebro
April 28, 2019 - 00:37
She looks flabby and gross now.
April 28, 2019 - 00:37
about to turn 36 year old boomer here and yeah I think I'm gonna talk to my doctor about it. I wanna be able to go longer and harder in the gym instead of being exhausted after 25 minutes of pad work.
April 28, 2019 - 00:38
My good ol' PC.
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April 28, 2019 - 00:37
wrong it secretes mucus to pass stool
April 28, 2019 - 00:38
Saunders is going to murk this kid right?
April 28, 2019 - 00:38
Our UFC Fort Laudanum 2019 prelim headliner is ready to GO
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April 28, 2019 - 00:38
no bully my monitor please
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April 28, 2019 - 00:39
sauders is a cutbabby fag isnt he
April 28, 2019 - 00:39
Once you’re on it, gotta be on it for life. Your body stops producing test. Also, the best way to take it is to inject it into your ass.
So yeah, don’t do it unless you’re actually below normal levels and really need it.
April 28, 2019 - 00:39
You say "potato", I say "potato"
April 28, 2019 - 00:39
oh wow its gonna take a single jab to each eye to completely swell up and blind the Nippon
April 28, 2019 - 00:40
sato got this first round
April 28, 2019 - 00:40
Remember when Chael convinced the world he would die without TRT cause of hypogonadism? lmao what a lad.
April 28, 2019 - 00:40
Does Bruce use his announcing voice to swoon all of the ethnic sluts he bangs on his pussy tasting tour around the world ?
April 28, 2019 - 00:40
Souza Hardy Perry Ion Lineker Gifford
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April 28, 2019 - 00:40
ben Saunders is the name I would pick if I were to film a porn parody of Bernie sanders
April 28, 2019 - 00:41
Arab shit is nature’s finest moisturizer.
April 28, 2019 - 00:41
Saunders looks like he stinks.
April 28, 2019 - 00:41
Giving the win to Sakai over Arlovski had to be a business decision. The heavyweight line up is full of sleepers who are exhausted after the 1st round and they have to want these guys out so that some younger chins come in for better slug fests.
April 28, 2019 - 00:41
Saunders is almost anti-boy tier. Not quite there.
April 28, 2019 - 00:41
Jacare Smoliakov Cowboy Glover Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:42
We multi monitor for maximum goofing efficiency
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April 28, 2019 - 00:42
>>Those are opinions of people who actually know how MMA scoring works.
>imagine thinking that Diego Sanchez vs Ross Pearson was a good decision
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April 28, 2019 - 00:42
2 months from now people are going to be saying how underrated this card was. It's filled with good fighters and Greg Hardy but it feels like there is no hype because it's Jacare v Hermansson main event.
April 28, 2019 - 00:42
Saunders is gonna get heemed here lads
April 28, 2019 - 00:42
Saunders is mega flushed, should retire
April 28, 2019 - 00:43
Are there any more free/televised ufc events or is everything behind espn+ now?
April 28, 2019 - 00:43
why did i pick roberts?? did i goof myself?
April 28, 2019 - 00:43
saunders strikes are so slow
April 28, 2019 - 00:43
>believing anything Chael P. says ever
It would’ve been (and was) the end of his career as a contender, though. Shael is like 50% as strong as he was back when he fought Silva.
April 28, 2019 - 00:43
Saunders looks like he's underwater
April 28, 2019 - 00:43
muh flushed. we did it reddit!
April 28, 2019 - 00:43
You just described maybe 40% of all non PPVs
April 28, 2019 - 00:44
Does anyone else remember that weird, fat mexican looking dude who both these guys beat? I can't remember his nbame
April 28, 2019 - 00:44
Things are going to have to really pick up for this card to be considered anything but middling.
April 28, 2019 - 00:44
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April 28, 2019 - 00:44
lmao everyone on Yea Forums is obese.
April 28, 2019 - 00:45
Mate the fights are shit no one's going to be talking about this card in 2 months It's got some decent fighters but don't pretend nigger.
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April 28, 2019 - 00:45
Yes and I know a chick IRL that got hit on by Buffer at a south bay dry cleaner's. She posted on facebook about it. Said he complimented her lu lu lemon jeans and said he was such a nice man.
April 28, 2019 - 00:45
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Hermansson Dmitrii Perry Cutelaba Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:45
NO ONE will be talking about a Cowboys wife beater, fucko.
April 28, 2019 - 00:46
who else is high as fuck?
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April 28, 2019 - 00:46
Your hand should go on a diet.
April 28, 2019 - 00:46
degenerate and bluepilled
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April 28, 2019 - 00:46
Jacare Smoliakov Oliveira Cutelaba Lieneker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:47
Souza Hardy Perry Teixeira Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:47
LMAO stinky Saunders faceplanting.
April 28, 2019 - 00:47
Answer you misrable fucks.
April 28, 2019 - 00:47
I'm surrounded by cola cans because mommy won't buy me beer when I ask.
April 28, 2019 - 00:47
I stay high nigga. I suck on my vape pen all day. In fact I need to order up some carts
April 28, 2019 - 00:47
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
absolutely based sato takin out the trash HEEM SLEEPY
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
Lel last night I ended up like saunders
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
Thank you my Texan friend.
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
Imagine getting flushed by an Asian can.
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
based fuck meth heads and fuck americans
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
>high on jesus gay and gaypilled
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
Poor Sanders, he's too old now
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
lmao need the webm of saunder flailing about in slow mo
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
Really frustrating to see another ref doesn’t understand 10th planet and Saunders had him right where he wanted him
April 28, 2019 - 00:48
love seeing superior Japanese fighters flushing Ameriturds
April 28, 2019 - 00:49
no. I mean no, I won't answer you.
April 28, 2019 - 00:49
when will weightcut babbies learn
April 28, 2019 - 00:49
WHAT THE FUCK A JAP GOT A KNOCKOUT, MUST HAVE SOME KOREAN BLOOD
April 28, 2019 - 00:49
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April 28, 2019 - 00:49
Is Sato the natty limit???
April 28, 2019 - 00:49
The superior Eastern Asian vs the lowly peasant anglo
April 28, 2019 - 00:49
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April 28, 2019 - 00:49
This is the first time I've ever seen a chink fighter get a finish
April 28, 2019 - 00:49
Jacare Hardy Oliveira Teixeira Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:50
my nigga
about to spark up a bowl right now
>mfw when comfy hockey and UFC streams >mfw dank ass Blue Sherbert bud >mfw tasty snacks >mfw vidya games
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April 28, 2019 - 00:50
holy shit lmao
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April 28, 2019 - 00:50
*punches you on the chin so you fall over unconscious*
April 28, 2019 - 00:50
YOUR hand not your sister's
April 28, 2019 - 00:51
Just imagine them scratching gently at your balls
April 28, 2019 - 00:51
unironically kys sodomites
April 28, 2019 - 00:51
Schaub-esque
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April 28, 2019 - 00:51
You get the slow mo of the hand moving his guard? Was slick
April 28, 2019 - 00:51
>flexing your hand as hard as you can to try and make it look less fat
LMAO.
April 28, 2019 - 00:51
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April 28, 2019 - 00:52
How can white bois compete
April 28, 2019 - 00:52
Can i post my toes instead?
April 28, 2019 - 00:52
>tfw
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April 28, 2019 - 00:52
Sato has that jap precision
April 28, 2019 - 00:52
>losing to a Japanese fighter >2019
April 28, 2019 - 00:53
based nip is getting thicc white burger girl pussy tonight.
April 28, 2019 - 00:53
fatties need to GTFO
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April 28, 2019 - 00:53
Based chink busting all over these white boys
April 28, 2019 - 00:53
>chink crying fucking disgusting
April 28, 2019 - 00:53
Boying this jap for being the one non-can asian
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
hes japanese, your chinese so your a chink
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
>the trail of blood from the spot where Saunders lost to where he fell into the wall My fucking sides
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
Good guy Bruce standing and applauding for Sato's emotional dedication desu
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
why do the American lads have soft feminine hands lads?
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
Lol im not flexing anything
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April 28, 2019 - 00:54
why is this crowd so good
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
Jacaré Hardy Cowboy Cutelaba Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 00:54
motorcycles are fucking death traps.
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
yeah, he stood right back up
April 28, 2019 - 00:54
just a fattie getting dabbed on, not too complicated
April 28, 2019 - 00:55
I like when guys who got ko'd try to get up e and fall badly, its fucking hilarius.
April 28, 2019 - 00:55
look at your big fat girl wrists. wanna be my girlfriend?
April 28, 2019 - 00:55
I enjoyed that webm. thanks.
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April 28, 2019 - 00:55
he made him do the schuab
April 28, 2019 - 00:55
my sister is a nurse and they call them organ donors
April 28, 2019 - 00:55
I hope you have a great night, live long and prosper, brother. It's all love here. :)
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April 28, 2019 - 00:55
Are blacks afraid of Russians?
April 28, 2019 - 00:56
Truck stop Megan is based
April 28, 2019 - 00:56
Does anyone have pusy photo of Megan Olivi please?
April 28, 2019 - 00:56
SOUZA HARDY OLIVEIRA TEXEIRA SANDHAGEN GIFFORD
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April 28, 2019 - 00:56
Hardly a trap if you die 60 feet away from it
April 28, 2019 - 00:56
I don't have any hair on either of my wrist and some of my forearms because of work. I work in a refinery and have to wear long sleeve shirts and FR Coveralls so my hair gets ripped out lol.
April 28, 2019 - 00:56
>walks out to crazy by aerosmith
April 28, 2019 - 00:56
>Ditch Face the Pain >Keep teenage wasteland
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April 28, 2019 - 00:56
joe B is gonna Beat ur ass if u keep it up incel
April 28, 2019 - 00:57
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April 28, 2019 - 00:57
>you have to have ESPN+ you have it right goy? just 4.99 a month
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April 28, 2019 - 00:57
you haven't answered my question.
April 28, 2019 - 00:57
Yeah I do man, thanks for asking.
April 28, 2019 - 00:57
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April 28, 2019 - 00:58
This could have been Till v Woodley
April 28, 2019 - 00:58
>trying to be clever but failing
April 28, 2019 - 00:58
why the FUCK were megan's feet cut off frame in this promo
April 28, 2019 - 00:58
>Jack talks to Olivi >her sexual energy makes his test rise >literally changes his gameplan just to impress the Olivi >loses screenshot this.
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April 28, 2019 - 00:58
Rate mine pls
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April 28, 2019 - 00:58
Perry is gonna shine tonight
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April 28, 2019 - 00:58
my hands are literal gnarled claws from being an internet tough guy 24/7
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April 28, 2019 - 00:59
Holy shit that gave me a good chuckle
April 28, 2019 - 00:59
checked. what does this facial expression mean?
April 28, 2019 - 00:59
Is wmma the true redpill?
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April 28, 2019 - 00:59
>Brazil >No food >skeleton hand
this checks out. hue monkey
April 28, 2019 - 00:59
Pete Townshend is a pedophile. He literally got away with the "this child porn I purchased was for research purposes" meme.
April 28, 2019 - 00:59
>handposting heem urselves rite nao
April 28, 2019 - 00:59
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April 28, 2019 - 00:59
And now, let's catchup with Olivi at the truckstop
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April 28, 2019 - 00:59
Nice long fingers to grip branches and tyre swings, very nice.
April 28, 2019 - 00:59
To watch an entire event you need to have fight pass, a TV plan and ESPN+. If they could add another subscription service they would. At this point you have a moral obligation to watch streams.
April 28, 2019 - 00:59
why does it look like you have the wrong number of fingers?
April 28, 2019 - 01:00
how will hardy bitch out of this fight?
April 28, 2019 - 01:00
Am i white?
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April 28, 2019 - 01:00
Or live in a free country and watch it on basic cable
April 28, 2019 - 01:01
Krokadil Souza Dima Smol Olive Era Lova Teshera Sand Hagen Theodore Roosevelt
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April 28, 2019 - 01:01
the truckers just got done using her asshole as a rest stop
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April 28, 2019 - 01:01
How disappointing. This is what a real hand looks like.
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April 28, 2019 - 01:01
I want to interlock my fingers with them.
April 28, 2019 - 01:01
simian af to be desu no meme
April 28, 2019 - 01:01
I had liquid in my mouth when i clicked on that. wow..
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April 28, 2019 - 01:01
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April 28, 2019 - 01:02
You should see my cock...
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April 28, 2019 - 01:03
>"russian juggernaught" >a 0-2 can, handpicked by Dana to give his pet nigger a 1st win Embarassing
April 28, 2019 - 01:03
there are no hands posted yet that do any kind of training. so you amerilards are all just armchair warriors right?
April 28, 2019 - 01:03
People don't come from menstrual blood. What the fuck is this dumb bitch talking about.
April 28, 2019 - 01:03
those are a taiwanese woman's toes you are a fraud
April 28, 2019 - 01:03
>you have to have ESPN+ to watch this card
Funny, someone must’ve not told my TV that.
April 28, 2019 - 01:04
I am. And on munches: ate a pear, an apple, mini lemon pie, 2 hard-boiled eggs with a little mayo, 130 of yogurt desert with blueberries
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April 28, 2019 - 01:04
>Hand literally has a bald spot rip anons hair.
April 28, 2019 - 01:04
What the fuck, you are a fucking gibbon!
April 28, 2019 - 01:04
Tyron and Mike's picks for the top 3
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April 28, 2019 - 01:04
Beating your wife isn't training.
April 28, 2019 - 01:04
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>watermark You ended The fun
April 28, 2019 - 01:04
My cable got torn down by a tree but that can't stop me from heem WITH DA BOOIISSS
April 28, 2019 - 01:05
frankly I'm dubious.
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April 28, 2019 - 01:05
Of course Bisbong is based
April 28, 2019 - 01:05
Spammy here. Everyone’s posting their hands and feet, so here’s a pic of my legs.
April 28, 2019 - 01:05
>girl hands >baby dick congrats youre an average brazilian
April 28, 2019 - 01:05
>I only suck the finest Taiwanese toe nails to much information breh..
April 28, 2019 - 01:05
I work 11 hour shifts in a refinery 6 days a week and I go to the gym 4 days a week. What more can I do? I don't have time for classes but I would love to do some. All the classes around me are over by the time i get off work.
April 28, 2019 - 01:06
then why is she nicknamed "the old punching bag" then? gotcha.
April 28, 2019 - 01:06
Hardy will be cringe to watch until they're basically forced to not give him a can.
April 28, 2019 - 01:06
revolting snack but based battlestation
April 28, 2019 - 01:06
He's here for our entertainment not to actually become ranked lol
April 28, 2019 - 01:07
am i white?
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April 28, 2019 - 01:07
I thought i was obvious that a perfect DNA having person like me wouldn't have freak toes.
April 28, 2019 - 01:07
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 28, 2019 - 01:07
clean those nails you fucking animal
April 28, 2019 - 01:07
If any flag could have mutant toes, it'd be Pootugal 2bh.
April 28, 2019 - 01:08
cut your fucking nails and wipe your ass you fucking filthy bum
April 28, 2019 - 01:08
just a bit
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April 28, 2019 - 01:08
What's entertaining about watching some nigger chimping out in the cage vs cans? It'll be even worse when Rogaine commentates one of his fights.
April 28, 2019 - 01:08
Literally was about to say the stoppage looks a little soft and then he fucking collapses lmao
April 28, 2019 - 01:09
cause he's got NFL power/speed with the fight IQ of backyard brawl kimbo
April 28, 2019 - 01:09
LAAAAAAST CAAAAAAL
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April 28, 2019 - 01:09
>doggo's diet is so bad he needs to eat grass as some kind of stomach medicin. not based.
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April 28, 2019 - 01:09
Souza Smoliakov Perry Teixeira Sandhagen Gifford
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April 28, 2019 - 01:09
>small town kid with no dentist I guess
April 28, 2019 - 01:09
Jacare Smoliakov Perry Cutelaba Lineker Roberts
April 28, 2019 - 01:09
cowboys bruh...amerika's team bruh
April 28, 2019 - 01:10
>refers to dogs as "doggos"
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April 28, 2019 - 01:10
Jacare Smoliakov Perry Teixeira Sandhagen Gifford
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April 28, 2019 - 01:11
The dentist is also the mayor and trash collector
April 28, 2019 - 01:11
fer sure.
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April 28, 2019 - 01:11
>Jacare >hardy >Perry >Cutelaba >Lineker >Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 01:11
Jacare Dmitrii Perry Glover Sandhagen White guy
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April 28, 2019 - 01:11
>christian rock walkout music
April 28, 2019 - 01:11
take mine
also, I just got home from work, have I missed any spicy heems so far?
April 28, 2019 - 01:11
Okay this guy is more cringe than Sperguson.
April 28, 2019 - 01:11
HEY PAWPAW, CALL UP MY MOMMA TELL HER IM ABOUT TO GET HEEMED
April 28, 2019 - 01:11
This is who they chose to replace Sage Northcutt with?
April 28, 2019 - 01:12
Wait. This faggot is Gifford? I fucked up my bets
April 28, 2019 - 01:12
Norway Guy Hardy Oliveria Teixera Sand Hagen White guy
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April 28, 2019 - 01:12
I do refer to your mom as a dog though.
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April 28, 2019 - 01:12
JESUS DIDNT TAP
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April 28, 2019 - 01:12
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April 28, 2019 - 01:12
BBC mogs on Christian white boi. white women go wild
April 28, 2019 - 01:13
JESUS vs. DEVIL here
Who's side are you on /heem/?
April 28, 2019 - 01:13
It's not quite what it used to be around here
April 28, 2019 - 01:13
Wake up, Jack....
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April 28, 2019 - 01:13
I love the Good vs Evil (white v black) narrative
April 28, 2019 - 01:13
I've noticed, whole site is a reddit trash heap.
April 28, 2019 - 01:14
Y throw a peach in a beast in a cage and you better expect some juice
April 28, 2019 - 01:14
underrated post
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April 28, 2019 - 01:14
Jacare Smolkilovikov Cowboy Glover Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 01:14
>got into mma because he was bullied Yikes. Good thing i picked Roberts.
April 28, 2019 - 01:14
Sage is shit and was getting paid way more than he was worth. He’ll be back in a few years after he heems a bunch of Asian cans in ONE.
April 28, 2019 - 01:14
Roosevelt is a nigger name?
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April 28, 2019 - 01:14
Hope the black guy is good in your plan because that jesus loving redneck is about to get knocked out
April 28, 2019 - 01:14
classic white vs black matchup race war commence !!
April 28, 2019 - 01:14
ft lightweights Why is this allowed?
April 28, 2019 - 01:15
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April 28, 2019 - 01:15
I'm just a casual observer m8.
April 28, 2019 - 01:15
Whitefolx about to be on damage control.
April 28, 2019 - 01:15
If the redneck gets beat then it's Jesus' fault.
April 28, 2019 - 01:16
white bois bout to get B T F O
April 28, 2019 - 01:16
Washington is unironically the blackest name in America, statistically. When the slaves got freed, they only knew the names of their owners, and celebrities, so they all named each other presidents.
April 28, 2019 - 01:16
These fucking lanklet cutbabbies in lightweight.
April 28, 2019 - 01:16
Yea Forums is cucked by shills
April 28, 2019 - 01:16
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April 28, 2019 - 01:16
I'm absolutely seething that Yoelito isn't fighting tonight because of fucking pneumonia
April 28, 2019 - 01:16
lanklets will never make it at 155, make them stop trying
April 28, 2019 - 01:17
>lanklet fight ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ feed them to FRANKIE
April 28, 2019 - 01:17
Did anik call him "no nonsense keith peterson"? I wasnt paying attention.
April 28, 2019 - 01:17
>he never fought no one like me Except he probably has mate.
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April 28, 2019 - 01:17
I NEED A RELEVANT IMAGE TO GOOF THE PICKS WITH QUICK
April 28, 2019 - 01:17
That would be sanctioned bullying
April 28, 2019 - 01:18
he is old, sickly, and can’t make weight
I want to see him “retire” and fight in Lellator at heavyweight
April 28, 2019 - 01:18
He's called him that for a while now
April 28, 2019 - 01:18
the soi starwars reaction
April 28, 2019 - 01:18
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April 28, 2019 - 01:18
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April 28, 2019 - 01:18
>6'3 lightweights reeeeeeee fuck off cutbabbies will you take away everything from us manlets?
April 28, 2019 - 01:18
There were 2 black kids at my school who had a yank dad, unironically named Denzel and Washington.
April 28, 2019 - 01:18
how can you be this wrong
you can go off trt at any time if you follow your doctor's advice
most trt is given as a topical steroid cream or transdermal patch
April 28, 2019 - 01:18
What's this? Broom weight?
April 28, 2019 - 01:19
use this
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April 28, 2019 - 01:19
But did he call him that this time is what I need to know
April 28, 2019 - 01:19
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April 28, 2019 - 01:20
Wow MMA sure is fun and not homo erotic wrestling for fatsos and losers to jerk off too
April 28, 2019 - 01:20
this white boi is getting pieced up lmfao
April 28, 2019 - 01:20
This looks like two skeletons fighting
April 28, 2019 - 01:20
>still getting baited by adan in 2019 m8 you'll never learn
April 28, 2019 - 01:20
Unpopular opinion: Hair on the right absolutely never ever looks good
April 28, 2019 - 01:20
Does the winner of this fight get a hot meal or something?
April 28, 2019 - 01:20
Since Gifford got into mma because of bullying he is used to being in this position
April 28, 2019 - 01:21
Oh wow, 1 stripe bluebelt rolling on a maincard
April 28, 2019 - 01:21
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April 28, 2019 - 01:21
how is that unpopular aside from people who like to larp as vikings
April 28, 2019 - 01:21
I'd knock you to kingdom come.
April 28, 2019 - 01:21
I completely understand why based Dana pays MMA fighters so little, complete joke of a "Sport"
April 28, 2019 - 01:22
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April 28, 2019 - 01:22
is bunda posting allowed or no
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April 28, 2019 - 01:22
You have to be a turbochad to pull it off.
April 28, 2019 - 01:22
>was bullied >got into MMA >lays on his back all fight long getting bullied
April 28, 2019 - 01:22
Souza Hardy Oliveira Teixeira Lineker Roberts
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April 28, 2019 - 01:22
lol this whit*oid is already gassed
April 28, 2019 - 01:22
This is a real fun fight. What a fun way to start a fun card.
April 28, 2019 - 01:23
Gifford's small town appears to have neither a dentist nor a podiatrist.
April 28, 2019 - 01:23
*enters the thread*
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April 28, 2019 - 01:23
Gifford is gonna get heemed
April 28, 2019 - 01:23
No Canadian who has ever posted on sp could make it out of the first round with me unironically, especially a fat manlet pussy like you
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
if gifford gets out of this round im posting twitchy nudes
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
Only casuals dont enjoy fun fights like this one. Very technical. I'm not surprised you dont enjoy it.
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
technically it has to be a sports related bunda.
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
Gifford will only lose to the crucifix
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
the white boy looks shook
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
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April 28, 2019 - 01:24
a take born from slave aesthetic sensibility
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
when are whiyte bois not shook in the presence of based black kings
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
>three piece kill yourself dom
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
*shadow boxes for 3 rounds*
April 28, 2019 - 01:24
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April 28, 2019 - 01:25
Man I already miss Bare Knuckle, Knight Lobov was amazing
April 28, 2019 - 01:25
black belt in handsome wew
April 28, 2019 - 01:25
knight or lobov would end this in 15 seconds vs these holocaust survivors
April 28, 2019 - 01:25
*shadow boxes towards you*
April 28, 2019 - 01:26
Can't wait for our next dose of Eliaskino
April 28, 2019 - 01:26
I'm glad there are other real fans with high mma IQ on heem to appreciate this fun fight with me.
April 28, 2019 - 01:26
That hillbilly's feet are fucking disgusting.
April 28, 2019 - 01:26
10-9 elias for initiative
April 28, 2019 - 01:26
*stomps the floor in front of you* *switches stance* *head movement* *yish* *stomps the floor again*
April 28, 2019 - 01:26
He's relying on "JESUS" before fighting. He was born shook.
April 28, 2019 - 01:26
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April 28, 2019 - 01:27
they should make the fence serrated
April 28, 2019 - 01:27
wtf is this white boi trying to do
April 28, 2019 - 01:27
This wh*teoid just seems to want a strong black man laying on top of him.
April 28, 2019 - 01:27
Make it increase in temperature.
April 28, 2019 - 01:28
BETTER CHECK YO SELF BEFORE U WRECK YO SELF
April 28, 2019 - 01:28
UFC is a joke, they should light the cage on fire like WWE
April 28, 2019 - 01:28
what anime is this from
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April 28, 2019 - 01:28
It's the "guy falls in love with his jiu jitsu because it works on the jobbers he trains with" meme.
April 28, 2019 - 01:28
How the fuck did this make it onto the main card? Does ESPN have a quota for the number of bums on the main card?
April 28, 2019 - 01:28
>"professional boxer" >gets outboxed by some literally who can Pathetic.
April 28, 2019 - 01:29
The absolute state of wh*tes - beaten in their own domain where they should have dominated by rando niggers. This is embarrassing.
April 28, 2019 - 01:34
But in the bible Noah was a drunk.
April 28, 2019 - 01:40
Tonight has been an offense to facial hair. Even the women.
April 28, 2019 - 01:47
WHOS READY FOR FIGHT OF THE NIGHT
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April 28, 2019 - 01:49
Please someone make a video of the ko.
:)
April 28, 2019 - 02:15