Official UFC Fort Lauderdale 2019 LIVE on ESPN+ Gamethread #2

This one

Classic Andrei

will we ever see a buffer 360 again?

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Wowzas what a fight!!!

decisionovski

This. Canfest. How many nobodies will they put in front of him?

no. he was asked about it after ufc 100 and he said he almost hurt himself doing it

brittneypalmer
Ready for the show! @ufc #espn #ufc @ariannyceleste @chrissy_blair
instagram.com/p/Bwxkc1hJ5SC/

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joanna has the juiciest butthole

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Send video frames

taking picks until the main card starts
Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson

Greg Hardy vs. Dmitrii Smoliakov

Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry

Ion Cutelaba vs. Glover Teixeira

John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen

Thomas Gifford vs. Roosevelt Roberts

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>speed of Arlovski
I have never heard of Sakai

2>1>3

Stipe broke him again. When Andrei came back to the UFC he was spicy as fuck.

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I'd like to apologize to wmma

imagine getting your ass beat by an old man lel thats embarrassing

3>1>2 and I usually like blondes

he's always been hot and cold

Marry Britney
Fuck Arriany
Kill Chrissy

Jocko
Hardy
Cowboy
Glover
Lineker
Gifford

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do you want a butthole to be juicy?

Didn't he tear a ligament doing some kinda jumping shit

Jacare
Smoliakov
Perry
I hope Glover but Cutelaba
Sandhagen
Roberts

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I prefer dry. Don't know about you.

female buttholes have internal lube. are you retarded?

Mona Lisa on the right column is missing a main pick

LADS IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THE FIGHTS SHIT TONIGHT

He moved and was built differently back then tho.
usada gets every man

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Hermansson
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

HIGHWAY FUCKING ROBBERY

The only redeeming parts of a boring HW fight is laughing at the gassing or watching some one get heemed out of nowhere. WMMA doesn't even have that.

Also Andrei was just robbed.

I bet Sakai and have to say that was a robbery

wait for the main

>robbed
ufc is garbagio

lmaoing @ the UFC rigging the decision to save on paying Arlovski his win bonus

Absolutely dogshit fight. Canlovski should have retired a decade ago.

How?

I thought Arlovski won but I tuned out of that fight

Shite.

heem robbed

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dam robbery but the fight sucked

that was pure robbery. jesus christ

Jesus christ the refs tonight....

He will bring it back for Jon Jones vs Lesnar

thats shite breh

roidweight class when ?

not every wrong decision is a robbery

Arlovski robbed twice ina row wtf??

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Oh shit, didn't know Lineker was on this card

Wew

Arlovski got robbed two times in a row

Who is piping megan long dick style?

what's your setup like heem? how many poorfags are on their phone?

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Same, i was just going to put another bet on because I thought it was so one sided.

Me too! XD
They robbed him against Tai and I had him winning the Walt Harris fight too

Ben Saunders is still employed too? What's with the UFC bloating it's roster with fucking bums?

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She's so fucking cute

No his last fight was trash, he deserved that loss

Nope. Macbook air bro. Ace Stream.

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Thats literally textbook robbery. You could not remotely argue Sakai came close to winning that

a 10 year old Asus computer and a 10 year old 32 inch sharp tv from with a shitty split screen app so I can post here while I watch.

ben is a shit fighter

Lads, should I get on TRT? I'm in decent shape and pretty strong. But I notice some of the fellas at jiu jitsu are insanely jacked and ripped for guys their age. We've got multiple guys more j-j-j-jacked than 95% of the UFC.

They must be on something right? These are 30 y/o boomer dads, not professional athletes.

I want some gains too, is all.

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*mogs you*

My elite set up

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all you need is Jesus

onnit dot com

I feel as though if a fight has been that boring then the judges should get a free pass to score it however they like. I looked up twice at that fight, once Arlovski was screaming at the ref like a little girl and the next he was kicking the fat guy in the nuts. Glad he got screwed. $300000 for that shit show is a joke.

good question. considering the same thing. currently 29 and could get it through my health insurance.

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lololooooo that's the pooh-dooh my guy

Arianny literally doesn't age.

When's Rory?

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based disinterested huebro

She looks flabby and gross now.

about to turn 36 year old boomer here and yeah I think I'm gonna talk to my doctor about it. I wanna be able to go longer and harder in the gym instead of being exhausted after 25 minutes of pad work.

My good ol' PC.

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wrong it secretes mucus to pass stool

Saunders is going to murk this kid right?

Our UFC Fort Laudanum 2019 prelim headliner is ready to GO

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Ko in 2nd

Good eye mate.

no bully my monitor please

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sauders is a cutbabby fag isnt he

Once you’re on it, gotta be on it for life. Your body stops producing test. Also, the best way to take it is to inject it into your ass.

So yeah, don’t do it unless you’re actually below normal levels and really need it.

r/asianmasculinity

You say "potato", I say "potato"

oh wow its gonna take a single jab to each eye to completely swell up and blind the Nippon

sato got this first round

The Asian is a no artist

Remember when Chael convinced the world he would die without TRT cause of hypogonadism? lmao what a lad.

Does Bruce use his announcing voice to swoon all of the ethnic sluts he bangs on his pussy tasting tour around the world ?

Souza
Hardy
Perry
Ion
Lineker
Gifford

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ben Saunders is the name I would pick if I were to film a porn parody of Bernie sanders

Arab shit is nature’s finest moisturizer.

Saunders looks like he stinks.

Giving the win to Sakai over Arlovski had to be a business decision. The heavyweight line up is full of sleepers who are exhausted after the 1st round and they have to want these guys out so that some younger chins come in for better slug fests.

Saunders is almost anti-boy tier. Not quite there.

post hand

Jacare
Smoliakov
Cowboy
Glover
Lineker
Roberts

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We multi monitor for maximum goofing efficiency

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>>Those are opinions of people who actually know how MMA scoring works.

>imagine thinking that Diego Sanchez vs Ross Pearson was a good decision

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2 months from now people are going to be saying how underrated this card was. It's filled with good fighters and Greg Hardy but it feels like there is no hype because it's Jacare v Hermansson main event.

Saunders is gonna get heemed here lads

Saunders is mega flushed, should retire

Are there any more free/televised ufc events or is everything behind espn+ now?

why did i pick roberts?? did i goof myself?

saunders strikes are so slow

>believing anything Chael P. says ever

It would’ve been (and was) the end of his career as a contender, though. Shael is like 50% as strong as he was back when he fought Silva.

Saunders looks like he's underwater

muh flushed. we did it reddit!

You just described maybe 40% of all non PPVs

Does anyone else remember that weird, fat mexican looking dude who both these guys beat? I can't remember his nbame

Things are going to have to really pick up for this card to be considered anything but middling.

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She got a strong neck.

lmao everyone on Yea Forums is obese.

Mate the fights are shit no one's going to be talking about this card in 2 months
It's got some decent fighters but don't pretend nigger.

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?

Yes and I know a chick IRL that got hit on by Buffer at a south bay dry cleaner's. She posted on facebook about it. Said he complimented her lu lu lemon jeans and said he was such a nice man.

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Hermansson
Dmitrii
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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better than mine

We on the main card yet?

NO ONE will be talking about a Cowboys wife beater, fucko.

who else is high as fuck?

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fatboy

Your hand should go on a diet.

degenerate and bluepilled

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Jacare
Smoliakov
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lieneker
Roberts

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Souza
Hardy
Perry
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts

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BTFO

LMAO stinky Saunders faceplanting.

Afte this fight

Answer you misrable fucks.

Your turn, twinks

I'm surrounded by cola cans because mommy won't buy me beer when I ask.

HEEM FLOPPY

CRINGE

HEEM WOBBLY

Heeeeeeeeeem

I stay high nigga. I suck on my vape pen all day. In fact I need to order up some carts

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

APOLOGIZE TO CHINKS

ヒーム

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

absolutely based sato takin out the trash HEEM SLEEPY

Lel last night I ended up like saunders

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Thank you my Texan friend.

That's a heeming alright

HEEEEEEEM

based NIHON

HEEEEEM

Imagine getting flushed by an Asian can.

based
fuck meth heads and fuck americans

>high on jesus
gay and gaypilled

JAP HEEMY

Yikes

>nasty gash
Like Rose.

Poor Sanders, he's too old now

SIT DOWN

FOLLOW UP

BE HUMBLE

lmao need the webm of saunder flailing about in slow mo

TAKASHI DAMN FINE

Really frustrating to see another ref doesn’t understand 10th planet and Saunders had him right where he wanted him

HEEM FLAILY

love seeing superior Japanese fighters flushing Ameriturds

no. I mean no, I won't answer you.

when will weightcut babbies learn

WHAT THE FUCK A JAP GOT A KNOCKOUT, MUST HAVE SOME KOREAN BLOOD

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BASED GOOK

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Is Sato the natty limit???

vaping creamsicle my man

The superior Eastern Asian vs the lowly peasant anglo

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This is the first time I've ever seen a chink fighter get a finish

>babbies
End yourself.

Jacare
Hardy
Oliveira
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts

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>those feminine nails

fat

my nigga

about to spark up a bowl right now

>mfw when comfy hockey and UFC streams
>mfw dank ass Blue Sherbert bud
>mfw tasty snacks
>mfw vidya games

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holy shit lmao

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same lmao

lol damn

*punches you on the chin so you fall over unconscious*

Early stoppage 2bh.

YOUR hand not your sister's

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upboat

Just imagine them scratching gently at your balls

unironically kys sodomites

Schaub-esque

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You get the slow mo of the hand moving his guard?
Was slick

>flexing your hand as hard as you can to try and make it look less fat

LMAO.

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BASED ENGRISH

How can white bois compete

Can i post my toes instead?

>tfw

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based ufc 236 bro

Sato has that jap precision

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Fat and gay

>losing to a Japanese fighter
>2019

based nip is getting thicc white burger girl pussy tonight.

*record scratch...*

This nigga cryin lmao

fatties need to GTFO

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Based chink busting all over these white boys

>chink crying
fucking disgusting

;(

>dead friendo

/our/ Jap.

Out of my ring LOSER!

Boying this jap for being the one non-can asian

hes japanese, your chinese so your a chink

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>the trail of blood from the spot where Saunders lost to where he fell into the wall
My fucking sides

cringing at you rn

?

Good guy Bruce standing and applauding for Sato's emotional dedication desu

why do the American lads have soft feminine hands lads?

Lol im not flexing anything

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why is this crowd so good

Jacaré
Hardy
Cowboy
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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motorcycles are fucking death traps.

story

Baba O'Riley time

yeah, he stood right back up

Context?

just a fattie getting dabbed on, not too complicated

I like when guys who got ko'd try to get up e and fall badly, its fucking hilarius.

im actually congolese

look at your big fat girl wrists.
wanna be my girlfriend?

I enjoyed that webm. thanks.

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good stoppage

Fuuuuuuuusion ha!

he made him do the schuab

my sister is a nurse and they call them organ donors

I hope you have a great night, live long and prosper, brother. It's all love here. :)

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Are blacks afraid of Russians?

Truck stop Megan is based

Wendy is cute!!!

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Does anyone have pusy photo of Megan Olivi please?

>non-can asian
Oxymoron.

That's sad.

>get our app goy

SOUZA
HARDY
OLIVEIRA
TEXEIRA
SANDHAGEN
GIFFORD

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Hardly a trap if you die 60 feet away from it

I don't have any hair on either of my wrist and some of my forearms because of work. I work in a refinery and have to wear long sleeve shirts and FR Coveralls so my hair gets ripped out lol.

>walks out to crazy by aerosmith

>Ditch Face the Pain
>Keep teenage wasteland

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joe B is gonna Beat ur ass if u keep it up incel

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>you have to have ESPN+
you have it right goy? just 4.99 a month

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you haven't answered my question.

Yeah I do man, thanks for asking.

BASEDping

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This could have been Till v Woodley

>trying to be clever but failing

why the FUCK were megan's feet cut off frame in this promo

post yours big guy

>Jack talks to Olivi
>her sexual energy makes his test rise
>literally changes his gameplan just to impress the Olivi
>loses
screenshot this.

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I am married

Rate mine pls

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>me looking at my phone.

Perry is gonna shine tonight

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my hands are literal gnarled claws from being an internet tough guy 24/7

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Holy shit that gave me a good chuckle

checked. what does this facial expression mean?

Is wmma the true redpill?

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>Brazil
>No food
>skeleton hand

this checks out. hue monkey

Pete Townshend is a pedophile. He literally got away with the "this child porn I purchased was for research purposes" meme.

>handposting
heem urselves rite nao

>undofeetahd
>bisping

what's his name?

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And now, let's catchup with Olivi at the truckstop

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Nice long fingers to grip branches and tyre swings, very nice.

To watch an entire event you need to have fight pass, a TV plan and ESPN+. If they could add another subscription service they would. At this point you have a moral obligation to watch streams.

Hilarious

just saw it KEK

why does it look like you have the wrong number of fingers?

how will hardy bitch out of this fight?

Am i white?

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Or live in a free country and watch it on basic cable

Inhuman claws lad.

Krokadil Souza
Dima Smol
Olive Era
Lova Teshera
Sand Hagen
Theodore Roosevelt

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the truckers just got done using her asshole as a rest stop

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Martina

so fucking sleepy lads

How disappointing. This is what a real hand looks like.

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I want to interlock my fingers with them.

dam long ass toes

simian af to be desu no meme

DISGUSTING

I had liquid in my mouth when i clicked on that.
wow..

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based

WTF!!!!!!!!!

8/10 would cum on

albino(monkey)

you're 5'6"

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return to the sea

You should see my cock...

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>"russian juggernaught"
>a 0-2 can, handpicked by Dana to give his pet nigger a 1st win
Embarassing

there are no hands posted yet that do any kind of training. so you amerilards are all just armchair warriors right?

AYY

People don't come from menstrual blood. What the fuck is this dumb bitch talking about.

those are a taiwanese woman's toes
you are a fraud

>you have to have ESPN+ to watch this card

Funny, someone must’ve not told my TV that.

I am. And on munches: ate a pear, an apple, mini lemon pie, 2 hard-boiled eggs with a little mayo, 130 of yogurt desert with blueberries

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>Hand literally has a bald spot
rip anons hair.

What the fuck, you are a fucking gibbon!

Tyron and Mike's picks for the top 3

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Beating your wife isn't training.

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>watermark
You ended The fun

Any streams bois?

My cable got torn down by a tree but that can't stop me from heem WITH DA BOOIISSS

frankly I'm dubious.

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Of course Bisbong is based

Spammy here. Everyone’s posting their hands and feet, so here’s a pic of my legs.

>girl hands
>baby dick
congrats youre an average brazilian

r streamz bro

>I only suck the finest Taiwanese toe nails
to much information breh..

I work 11 hour shifts in a refinery 6 days a week and I go to the gym 4 days a week. What more can I do? I don't have time for classes but I would love to do some. All the classes around me are over by the time i get off work.

then why is she nicknamed "the old punching bag" then?
gotcha.

GOLEM

Hardy will be cringe to watch until they're basically forced to not give him a can.

Try this one hue

*pisses on you*

revolting snack but based battlestation

He's here for our entertainment not to actually become ranked lol

am i white?

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I thought i was obvious that a perfect DNA having person like me wouldn't have freak toes.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARDY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

twitter.com/ensoninoue/status/1122299761623625733

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hes fat but has abs ?

clean those nails you fucking animal

Tell that to Hardy

If any flag could have mutant toes, it'd be Pootugal 2bh.

cut your fucking nails and wipe your ass you fucking filthy bum

just a bit

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What's entertaining about watching some nigger chimping out in the cage vs cans? It'll be even worse when Rogaine commentates one of his fights.

lotus?

Literally was about to say the stoppage looks a little soft and then he fucking collapses lmao

cause he's got NFL power/speed with the fight IQ of backyard brawl kimbo

LAAAAAAST CAAAAAAL

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>doggo's diet is so bad he needs to eat grass as some kind of stomach medicin.
not based.

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Souza
Smoliakov
Perry
Teixeira
Sandhagen
Gifford

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>small town kid
with no dentist I guess

Jacare
Smoliakov
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

cowboys bruh...amerika's team bruh

my man...

>refers to dogs as "doggos"

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Jacare
Smoliakov
Perry
Teixeira
Sandhagen
Gifford

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The dentist is also the mayor and trash collector

fer sure.

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>Jacare
>hardy
>Perry
>Cutelaba
>Lineker
>Roberts

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Jacare
Dmitrii
Perry
Glover
Sandhagen
White guy

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COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE

>christian rock walkout music

Stroll out with Jesus

take mine

also, I just got home from work, have I missed any spicy heems so far?

Okay this guy is more cringe than Sperguson.

HEY PAWPAW, CALL UP MY MOMMA TELL HER IM ABOUT TO GET HEEMED

based and christ pilled

100% JESUS
kkkkkkkk

Actually accurate.

healthy kek

This is who they chose to replace Sage Northcutt with?

Wait. This faggot is Gifford? I fucked up my bets

Norway Guy
Hardy
Oliveria
Teixera
Sand Hagen
White guy

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I do refer to your mom as a dog though.

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JESUS DIDNT TAP

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JESUS GRANT HIM VICTORY

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BBC mogs on Christian white boi. white women go wild

JESUS vs. DEVIL here

Who's side are you on /heem/?

It's not quite what it used to be around here

Jesus take the heem.

Wake up, Jack....

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I love the Good vs Evil (white v black) narrative

I've noticed, whole site is a reddit trash heap.

Y throw a peach in a beast in a cage and you better expect some juice

underrated post

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Jacare
Smolkilovikov
Cowboy
Glover
Lineker
Roberts

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>got into mma because he was bullied
Yikes. Good thing i picked Roberts.

Sage is shit and was getting paid way more than he was worth. He’ll be back in a few years after he heems a bunch of Asian cans in ONE.

Roosevelt is a nigger name?

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Hope the black guy is good in your plan because that jesus loving redneck is about to get knocked out

classic white vs black matchup
race war commence !!

ft lightweights
Why is this allowed?

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I'm just a casual observer m8.

GSP

Whitefolx about to be on damage control.

If the redneck gets beat then it's Jesus' fault.

white bois bout to get B T F O

Washington is unironically the blackest name in America, statistically. When the slaves got freed, they only knew the names of their owners, and celebrities, so they all named each other presidents.

These fucking lanklet cutbabbies in lightweight.

BASED KEITH PETERSON

Yea Forums is cucked by shills

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I'm absolutely seething that Yoelito isn't fighting tonight because of fucking pneumonia

lanklets will never make it at 155, make them stop trying

>lanklet fight
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
feed them to FRANKIE

Did anik call him "no nonsense keith peterson"? I wasnt paying attention.

WOOOOO

>he never fought no one like me
Except he probably has mate.

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I NEED A RELEVANT IMAGE TO GOOF THE PICKS WITH QUICK

That would be sanctioned bullying

he is old, sickly, and can’t make weight

I want to see him “retire” and fight in Lellator at heavyweight

He's called him that for a while now

Stfu

the soi starwars reaction

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>6'3 lightweights
reeeeeeee
fuck off cutbabbies
will you take away everything from us manlets?

There were 2 black kids at my school who had a yank dad, unironically named Denzel and Washington.

how can you be this wrong

you can go off trt at any time if you follow your doctor's advice

most trt is given as a topical steroid cream or transdermal patch

make me pussy.

What's this? Broom weight?

use this

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But did he call him that this time is what I need to know

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Wow MMA sure is fun and not homo erotic wrestling for fatsos and losers to jerk off too

this white boi is getting pieced up lmfao

This looks like two skeletons fighting

>still getting baited by adan in 2019
m8 you'll never learn

Unpopular opinion: Hair on the right absolutely never ever looks good

Does the winner of this fight get a hot meal or something?

Since Gifford got into mma because of bullying he is used to being in this position

Oh wow, 1 stripe bluebelt rolling on a maincard

anyone have ace link?

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how is that unpopular aside from people who like to larp as vikings

I'd knock you to kingdom come.

I completely understand why based Dana pays MMA fighters so little, complete joke of a "Sport"

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is bunda posting allowed or no

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You have to be a turbochad to pull it off.

yeah

>was bullied
>got into MMA
>lays on his back all fight long getting bullied

Souza
Hardy
Oliveira
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts

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lol this whit*oid is already gassed

This is a real fun fight. What a fun way to start a fun card.

>bunda
fuarkkkkkk

Gifford's small town appears to have neither a dentist nor a podiatrist.

*enters the thread*

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Gifford is gonna get heemed

No Canadian who has ever posted on sp could make it out of the first round with me unironically, especially a fat manlet pussy like you

if gifford gets out of this round im posting twitchy nudes

Only casuals dont enjoy fun fights like this one. Very technical. I'm not surprised you dont enjoy it.

technically it has to be a sports related bunda.

Gifford will only lose to the crucifix

Exactly.

the white boy looks shook

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a take born from slave aesthetic sensibility

when are whiyte bois not shook in the presence of based black kings

>three piece
kill yourself dom

*shadow boxes for 3 rounds*

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>Elias
>Chad

M8...

Man I already miss Bare Knuckle, Knight Lobov was amazing

what a chess match

black belt in handsome wew

knight or lobov would end this in 15 seconds vs these holocaust survivors

Artem heems Paulina.

*shadow boxes towards you*

VERY RELEVANT VIDEO:
youtube.com/watch?v=mLuGwVZcosQ

Can't wait for our next dose of Eliaskino

I'm glad there are other real fans with high mma IQ on heem to appreciate this fun fight with me.

That hillbilly's feet are fucking disgusting.

could he be more based

10-9 elias for initiative

*stomps the floor in front of you*
*switches stance*
*head movement*
*yish*
*stomps the floor again*

He's relying on "JESUS" before fighting. He was born shook.

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they should make the fence serrated

wtf is this white boi trying to do

This wh*teoid just seems to want a strong black man laying on top of him.

Y Nuevo, New

for

Make it increase in temperature.

BETTER CHECK YO SELF
BEFORE U WRECK YO SELF

UFC is a joke, they should light the cage on fire like WWE

what anime is this from

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This is an OK fight

GREEN TOENAILS

It's the "guy falls in love with his jiu jitsu because it works on the jobbers he trains with" meme.

How the fuck did this make it onto the main card? Does ESPN have a quota for the number of bums on the main card?

20-16 gifford

>"professional boxer"
>gets outboxed by some literally who can
Pathetic.

BASED CRUZ SPERGOUT

The absolute state of wh*tes - beaten in their own domain where they should have dominated by rando niggers. This is embarrassing.

he mad! look

Good callout

But in the bible Noah was a drunk.

Tonight has been an offense to facial hair.
Even the women.

WHOS READY FOR FIGHT OF THE NIGHT

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Fight of the night

Please someone make a video of the ko.

:)