Today's schedule (GMT):
>10am
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert (3-5)
Mark Selby vs Gary Wilson (7-9)
>2:30pm
John Higgins vs Stuart Bingham
Stephen Maguire vs James Cahill (9-7)
>7pm
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert (3-5)
Judd Trump vs Ding Junhui
/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Eight
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GWAN MARK (SELBY) ME DUCK
>Doctors are confidant it’s not anything to do with my heart
Good news for the banter merchant
>dead man walking edition
Faultless OP game so far ausbro keep it up
Haha time for the human leopard
Thanks fren
STOP ME NOOOOWWW
I thought Mark died?
Morning lads, looking forward to a stellar day of snooker
>watching NEILWINSLOL
Wilson needs a right good zesting tbqh.
It's ok mate, Ronnie will be back next year.
Slow and 20s plenty wins the race
Selby system in full force
Morph commentating Willo match, absolute torture
time for some comfy saturday morning snooker
Good morning and GWAN GAZ
Why is Seema so perfect?
She a cute!
FUCK SELBY
>He remembers standing in a queue at the local job centre in Melbourne at the outset of 2003 with no job, no qualifications and three failed attempts behind him on the UK-based professional tour. He was facing the grim reality that his time dedicated to snooker truly was the sign of a misspent youth.
>“I was in the queue at the job centre. I had no other option. I didn’t have any qualifications having left school at 15,” Robertson told Eurosport.
Do it for the neets, Neil
dat shot tho
147 incoming.
Looks like SelbyWinsLOL is back on the menu, boys
147 is never on until the pack is open
;^( neil is like a brother to me now
You jinxed it with your dubs.
Wilson's cue is almost on his cheek when taking a shot.
He likes the feeling on his skin
Haha time for zesty Selby safety
Looks that way now.
Why is mark playing so shit?
is he really gonna die
post pic of giant sister
Hendry is /fa/
Not as /fa/ as Mark
Needs a bit of SightRight©
He is midlife crisis personified.
GRANITE
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GORGEOUS shot
If Hendry had even half the sense of humour that Davis does he'd be a far more likeable character
I forget, what is Selby's nickname again?
Cheeky cunt.
NICE!
SHOT
kek
>SelbyWikiMind
>Lelby
>LELBY
>the /fa/ couple
OH NO NO NO
What was /147/s reaction to McManus' run to the semi final a few years ago?
probably something like this
>McAnus
The Praying Mantis
Tough as a teak lumber yard
How's the zest this morning lads?
Happy to be back for some snooker glazing, but a headache the size of /147/'s boner for lelby is currently preventing me from looking at bright colours.
>lelby
>he refuses to buckle
>buckles a second later
>*looks up at vicky*
That bottle HAHAHA, he missed that by a country mile
Even if Selby gets through this match he ain't doing shit in this tourney. Still a long way off his best
Each victory makes him stronger
IT'S DEEY EEEEEEEYIGHT
>actually believing anyone can scrape him off the table
it'll take a special kind of player
a genius and a giant killer
Looking forward to big Stephen hammering him today
/147/ incoming
This season he's been finding ways to lose more often than not. Needed more momentum. Next year is surely his year though la
hypothetically how would a licence fee evader watch snooker?
>ziiiip zip zip ziiiiiip
147's plenty
I'm hoping Cahill flukes another frame and Stephen just lays him out
lelby's shirt collar needs som ironing.
vicky, I am disappoint.
just stick the telly on
he never looks like missing when he's in comeback mode though.
can't you just watch the BBC stream?
>mfw Bitch Face Vegan Mummy is my new waifu and I don't want that to be the case but I can't help it
66's plenty
Murphy was left for dead in a toilet.
lads, I have changed my mind about him.
When’s Ronnie playing lads
He's a gentle man.
Nobody cared who he was until he put on the commentator mask.
Look at him now
Table covered in Warhammer figurines and over 600 centuries
Based
>Murphy was born in Harlow and grew up in Irthlingborough. He was home-schooled from age 13 after being bullied at school
He reminds me of the type of guy who would turn up to school with a top hat on, telling on people for fighting.
Tbf he’s a VERY VERY good commentator though
qt tbqh
Fuck snooker; can I watch this instead?
>after being bullied at school
wtf I have sympathy for Morph now?!
how can one not love a feisty little viking boy and his mad adventures?
>viking boy
dropped, thought it was a girl
Davis and McManus are putting me right back to sleep, lads.
It’s quite clear that the ranking system is utterly fucked and far too generous for the top 16/32.
he's a grown man ffs. he can't still rely on his mum to iron his cloths
Selby already laughing.
he knows he's already won this.
Coming back to the table with 4 snookers left? Wasting everyone's time there Gaz
>tfw he was replying to me and you posed as me to give a fake answer but it is exactly the answer I was going to give anyway
>that virgin attempt after the chad snooker
I dont have a TV at my new flat
pretty sure they monitor iPlayer and I dont have a licence to watch
Tasty match this
WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUCK SAKE MARK
REEEE
Based Gilbert trying to save Williams' life and send him home early
Virus, don’t click
who's commentating with moleman?
Lads: this isn't snooker-related, but I got a letter published in the latest issue of Viz Comic. I'm so proud! I bet some of you buy Viz Comic. If not, buy this one; it has my name in it! (Never mind which letter; we're all anonymous here)
Morph
Just getting you back for one you did earlier
If he cares about Mark's well-being he'll ensure he stays in the tournament drinking water and getting a modicum of exercise as long as possible. It's all kebabs and Special Brew after this
Any man got a Red Button stream?
QUIET PLEASE
Well done lad, I got £20 from Private Eye once for a submission
he's good desu
I had a cartoon published in Viz in the 90s. It was a drawing of the sphinx saying "what has four legs and two arms but no head?" And a big title - 'The Riddle of the Sphinx'. I was just a kid, very proud of myself
Which one was yours, was it the shit one about the mobile tyre fitters
let's go sexby
I don't get it
Doesn't work. Fuck it i'm paying my licence and watching on iPlayer. I've missed out on too much of todays snooker already, only seen highlights since last weekend when I was staying with my granddad. And since TVcatchup died i'm missing out on Question Time/This Week threads. Fuck sakes. BBC have won this round. Bastards.
Amazing! W-what's the answer?
That's not in this issue. My letter is in Viz #285. And it's not the snooker one, although imagine if it was.
>If this match was to go really deep, say 12-all, there is a chance you'd get pulled off
Based Alan
You could buy a month of eurosport player if you dont want to pay the license fee or reasons other than monetary
Just sign up with a fake address ive been doing it for ages
Or get a vpn for a short time
lads, check out that pot attempt by lelby
>Northwest of it
Oh Alan
A chair
coitus interruptus
...damn
GWAN GARRY
FUCK OFF SMELLBY
What's got four legs and goes shhhh?
Rod Hull's telly.
What's the sphinx got to do with it
Yeah its reasons other than monetary. Maybe a VPN is the best bet.
>watching snooker live on the BBC website
>704x396 resolution
>laptop overheats and video and sound start skipping
>1440p on Youtube runs without a problem
what's going on
Gary Wilson looks like the chimpanzees from 2001: a space Odyssey
yesterday based finnish user was telling us of eurosprt player like £10 and i think you can cancel after just one month
>absolutely based geordie o'sullivan
It's a riff on that old what's got 4 legs, 2 legs and then 3 legs riddle
and the ginger ones in planet of the apes
There's no incentive to improve the BBC because they get their money from TV license fees regardless of the quality of their services.
mostly the latter.
I-is it happening?
That's racist Roseanne
Wilson needs to get those breaks going, because Sel-By will start his mental torturing program now, trying to wear him down.
that explains that huge period yesterday where the service was down and all they did was say "sorry".
21st century and they were having "technical problems" that didn't allow for image or sound.
Paul McCartney and his wives
He's a total shithouse, will drag shit out of you on the table and win by a frame but evantually face >Neel and lose.
Go away back to /pol/
time for a bit of jesty zest
and zesty jest
You post in QT/TW threads every week Triptard.
They had a power cut at the crucible, there wasn't anything the BBC could do about it
Yeah and I’m the only non racist there
Does lelby have no shame? If you know you're not playing at your best at least try and have a go instead of grinding out a win only to get battered later on
Torturing the opponent is one thing but spare the audience
Do not reply to the tripfag, he feeds on the (You)s
Not sure he could even get past Ali Carter on this form mate. Well he may not even get past Wilson
AST 28.10 secs
>Yeah and I’m the only cuck there
Fixed it for you
>just shave your head a grow a beard bro
Shut up newfag I’m the most highly regarded trip in /147/
I’ve been here for years and you’re just some newfag who’s being autistic about a name
Why does /147/ like Selby so much? I don't get why he's so liked on here.
Fuck it I'm turning on the football. I'll be back to see based Cahill destroy that fat pig with flukes
>using the term ‘cuck’ ever unironically
That’s a yikes from me
Didn't realise wor gazza is from Wallsend
batter this midul cunt you beautiful bald bastard
He's so boring that if I pretend to enjoy watching him play people will surely mistake me for a true connoisseur
Mauled was better t.b.h., at least he wasn't a niece-fiddling nonce
that explains it then.
Heed this man, he knows what he's talking about
His arse
>I’m the most highly regarded trip in /147/
Put it in your CV, neet.
>molesting your underage niece unironically
contrarionism and believing that liking boring snooker makes them superior to GWANfags
>yikes
God you sound like such a basedboy.
M I S S
What's all the shouting about on the Williams table
Mark Lelby's torturing mode already starts to have an effect.
based Padraig
He's just collapsed holding his chest
Why does he remind me so much of Jimmy Wichard from King of The Hill
It's always been pretty 50/50 here.
Mark Williams has climbed into the crowd and started trying to eat spectators. Very unfortunate for the families of all involved.
He just downed two pints of lukewarm Carling at the same time
Can't understand why a 44 year old man doesn't take care of his health, eating 3 kebabs a week and getting leathered all the time is going to have consequences
All of this, but in reverse order
Clearance 80 break last frame, ton this frame
If you can't stuff your face with kebabs and be sloshed all the time whats the point of it all anyway?
Nice bum and is extremely zesty.
>why a 44 year old man
Let's be real, nobody has an excuse to be a slob, no matter the age.
Sounds like me at 27 with KFC instead of kebabs desu
I mean, i do this but I'm 19 so thats my excuse
STOP TORTURING ME SELBY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
imagine doing all that and being world snooker champion.
is there any better way to live?
You can recover from that lifestyle until your late twenties, then it's a death sentence
Nothing like a good old Selby frame
>Wilson, Selby, Farter or random chink #342 guaranteed a semi
>this disgusting frame
>Selby is enjoying this
typical Selby: opponent gets in front by one frame, next frame is a 45 minute stalemate.
All the women love Selby. I guess /147/ is full of females.
planning of packing it in after uni so will have years to spare
I'll be guaranteed a semi if lelby goes out
He for sure let himself go after last years win. He's even more fuckin hellbent now.
How late 20s?
27 right now, drink too much and keep local dominos in business
Can't argue with that my little Portugeezer
Dying at 44 would be a bit crap tho
He's the patrician's snooker player.
Lel
I'm 29 and my mates who drink too much are starting to look pretty rough
>It's looking like being deal level in Session 2.
Do the commentators do this on purpose?
better to burn out than to fade away innit.
It's never too late lad, my dad ran his first marathon at 61 the other week. Got a great time for his age too, like 3h40
Got a solid chuckle out of me there lad
My diet is shit and I drink loads. I justify it by doing loads of exercise and staying slim. Heading out later for a 50 mile cycle. Then 8 or 9 pints tonight. No doubt a net negative. fuggit YOLO
The drinking is not so bad if you slow down a bit and exercise regularly
Using junk food as a substitute for a healthy diet is a guaranteed pot belly and cardiac arrest in your 50s
what is this sorcery lelby does that he always comes out on top in these kinds of frames.
even when the opponent seems to be matching him in safety, as time goes on he always seems to get the decisive advantage.
truly 4D chess stuff.
I'm 27 and I'm scared. Fortunately I'm not balding like most of my mates, and I look quite young for my age, but you go on Tinder and put in 25-35 or so, and whilst half the girls could probably fit in at a University like me, the other half just look old and middle-aged.
Gary had a full head of hair before this frame started
mental games
Mark Williams in charge of leveling this match.
Dial down the takeaways to one a week once you reach your 30s and you should be alright, so long as you're not chowing down on Ginsters pasties the rest of the time
Grinding his opponent to death slowly
youtube.com
He's had a bad week.
Mark was born in safety. He didn't make a break until he was nearly a man
GWAN GARY
Imagine actually having takeaways
Lmao bet none of you play a physical sport either
skipping a meal now and then is good too.
cleans your insides.
kek
>"nerves have been absent from Wilson's game"
>misses easy red
yeah, it's Selby's match
M.Selby Destroyer of Breaks
Now I become death destroyer of Snooker.
It's not that Gary is any good, it's just that Selby might be even worse
40 minutes left on the clock before they rip them off the table, frames like this don't help
the thriller continues
Has Mark, dare I say it, tortured himself?
Fucking hell, Wilson, just take the chance and finish this disgusting frame.
Gary's been playing well, but you just know it will be him and not Selby making the decisive mistake in the end.
What is wrong with Selby? Can barely pot a ball.
What makes Selby's success is that he destroys the game in such a way that he can afford a couple of mistakes but his opponent can't.
This frame is fucking diabolical and is going to go on until the end of days
Poor Gazza will be scarred for life after such a molesting
State of these pots
About to turn off the stream, disgusting game for the last hour.
Selby can't beat you, but you can certainly lose to him
Serious question: Is Selby throwing this? His pots are abysmal, his position is worse, but he's doing just enough to keep himself in it.
The Lord Jesus will not allow this to happen.
But wait there's more!
Tempted to just record the rest of this match and play it back at 2x speed later to emulate the thrill of a normal snooker game
Women lie about everything, especially women on tinder. They are middle aged who think they still pass as 29.
>tfw super tired
This frame ain't helping
Wilson in the torture chamber now
this looks better than saw2-8 and cube
You live with your mum and have no job you cancerous faggot.
Congratulations, you zested yourself
D D K
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Gazza is doing it lads
Gwarn GAZZAH
nice few shots there
AAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME VICKY
this wc has been amazing desu, but if ding chokes early and robertson doesn't win it, then its going to be a huge turnaround
youtube, i too am criminal fren
Lads,
Is Trum gonna beat Ding?
Bit worried for /ourlad/
>Mark Selby is the no. 2 ranked player in the world
>inb4 a zesty 13-12 for Selby.
This is the last thing Gary Wilson will see before his accident later today
F
why is the snooker suddenly football
Did anyone else just have iplayer switch to some football game?
No, this is.
>snooker just switched to football with garish music
Um ok what’s happening to the stream
Italian football at that, wtf
POT THE REDS THEN
SCREW BACK
>red button cuts to some football team
>Random Italian football match
What the fuck???? BBC don't even have any rights to Italian football. What the hell happened there
>BBC doesn't want us to see Selby getting beaten
What's happening? Virgo stumbled out of the bar and knocked a camera over?
SHUT IT DOWN
*squints*
Yeah it was the warm-up to Bologna v Empoli
Literally no idea how that's ended up on the BBC lmao
here we go lads...
here we go again
Time for Eurosport then
Wtf Selby
Lest we forget Easter eggs are reduced this time of year.
Lol he's has to try and pretend that didn't hurt now
Thanks BBC, please take more of my license fee money.
half price at me bargain booze
Genuinely looked really painful
>lelby
got a chocolate Thomas the Tank in M&S for €1
>Selby torturing the airwaves
>credits music on loop
>zoomed out away from the table
>live text updates three times a day at best
Good thing I like the credits music I guess.
has anyone got a eurosport stream link seeing as the BBC have fucked it up
Ah shit son, I asked my gf to get me a Thomas one, but she just got me a kit kat chunnky one instead. Might go see if my local M$S has a reduced one now.
I tell you what boys, now you brought me in I'm welling up. What you got to realise, we're two frames clear, i've been a season ticket holder for near enough 20 years, I moved to Wales, and I've seen Ronnie, I've seen Hendry, and I've seen Hunter, right? This is the first time, the first time that I've ever seen anything like what I've seen this season. This season is just unbelievable pal, and I mean that Ronnie. With all due respect Ronnie, loved you to bits, loved you to bits, but I tell you something: Kyre-y, Ding-y, and all the boys, are putting it on the next level, and it shows in the league table. We're now five.. hang on a minute.. we're now five clear, five frames clear. I went to the China Open, I went to Blackpool. I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Neil Robertson, Neil Robertson, Judd Trump, John Higgins, Neil Robertson, Judd Trump, John Higgins" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, pot the red, pot the blue.. pot the red, pot the blue, we will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen players, he's seen class players, like Ronnie, l-like.. oh, honest to God.. Now, tell me.. you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell Selby has not got a chance of winning the World Championship Ronnie. And listen, th-this is.. I grew up with you Ronnie. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe Selby cannot win the World Championship, please..
it's back
Duuh nuuuh huuu nuh nut nu nuhhhh
Bwonnm bowww wowwww ban-ah
Back up online la.
IT'S BACK
>the molester from Leicester
BBC1 coverage starts at 13:45 too.
Beautiful
Can't see any one getting close to Robertson this year now.
Will be surprised if he doesn't win every match by at least 5 frames
Wilson aint half bad you know. Could see him in the semis
So lads
Has everyone improved or has Mark Selby regressed to shit?
How do you accidentally even start broadcasting players warming up for a foreign league game that you don't have the rights for?
Is the BBC nicking stuff with IPTV lel
powerful
Electrical infetterence
He'll probably have to play Higgins and Hawkins to get in the final, which is pretty much the toughest route he could have got. If he beats them two then he's got it in the bag
Kek, Selby is seething.
tbf then Italian league kits were a e s t h e t i c
Well the kappa one was
Pet rock would smash some mdma in the kappa during a rave
>Sel-bye
>regressed to shit
People forget how far ahead he was
it's over
I don't see why this is such a shock. Selby has been absolutely wank for ages. Ronnie going out was genuinely surprising since his form has been superb
BASED UNDERDOG GEORDIE DABBING ON THE BORING CUNT
>Lelby
Enjoy your win Gary
>lelby
Absolutely TORTURED
Ronnie didn't die for this.
>a taxi driver and a literal beginner are dominating the tournament
Fucking state of snooker
Get your shit together, Mark.
He didn't even look happy that he'd won.
based Elf Gazza
Oh for sure
As someone who watches all the tournaments, he was playing ‘vintage ronnie’ during the player championship
Neil Robertson is making everyone he plays look shit but Ronnie was doing this to Robertson...
Ronnie is unironically the best player to pick up a cue
This can't be happening. I'm in charge here!
Actually I like it, instead of always seeing the usual few win.
I'M SO TIRED OF BEING HERE
SUPPRESSED BY ALL MY, CHILDISH FEARS
>willo.jpg
anyone made a webm of his hovering rest shot from the other day?
Good
Whatever, N.Robertson will most likely win this tournament.
He is in supreme form.
Carter confirmed for making another final
Looking forward to the Cahill game lads
He's doing well considering he only picked up a cue last week and learned his first words in December
I'm really disappointed that Ronnie didn't turn up because I was sure he was going to be involved in a couple more epics against Trump and Robbo. Robertson's form is improving and improving so I could have seen him triumphing over Ronnie in the final this time
He's peaked too early
I don't think he's coming, I heard he picked up darts and beat some Dutch chump yesterday
>Selby is shit again
>Ronnie already out
At least riggins is still in, hope that he wins this time round
Robertsons a good lad but every time I watch him play It just bothers me how much he looks like James Acaster
I hear Cahill only developed the requisite neck muscles to support his own head a week or two ago, mental
You mean he's Acasters b-cast?
I heard a rumour that he's already won tomorrow's London marathon despite only learning to walk a couple of months ago
this is it lads, its trumps year
#truth
Shot of the tournament so far IHMO
i hear Cahill is actually an eternal being and has never aged. He actually invented all sports.
Soon.
Cahill was just working at the crucible selling refreshments, he entered the tournament by accident when delivering a binbag full of Monster Munch to Mark Williams
gammon battle
truly Disney-level stuff.
Bing-Ding final confirmed
Riggins and Bing Bing is going to be a quality match, I can feel it in my water
I can't believe I was out at Aldi when I had the chance to greentext
>Mark SelBTFO
Immediately thought of this
probably has a qt girlfriend who was kidnapped by the bad guy (Hearn?) and he must both save her and snooker as a whole.
the ultimate Gary Stu of snooker.
is that really him?
Yes, my man is a big Celtic fan. That's how I know he was innocent of all allegations of match fixing.
For me, it's now Ding.
For me, it's always Ding
it's treasonous and highly illegal to defile the face of an Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, please delete this
Why hasn't Davis been knighted yet? A disgrace.
>blue balls
his face is a rough piece of modelling clay with a bit of hair on top.
he looks like the offspring of a strange tropical fruit with a potato.
Snooker loopy on Yea Forums
Reading shit by 190
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of NEETs and autists too
He didn't defile a face; he defaced a file.
because he sodomises his unsuspecting colleagues in a taxi?
Bards don't get to become knights.
>that part in his book about how excited he was when meeting the Queen for the first time and how she actually knew about him
>that part in his book about how sad he was when meeting the Queen for a second time she asked him if was still playing
amazing that one week ago today Cahill fell asleep on the train and woke up in sheffield
Make, a post then, greentext
How Ronnie and Mark Selby both got rekt
Snooker loopy, NEETs are we
Fuck off; take YOUR thread to
WAHEY THE LADS
Citation needed
Just ask Shaun. He will tell you a terrifying tale of swaying moobs.
I wish some of these current professional players had as much character as our Steve, the guy's a legend
jesus christ the tits and belly on that man
Is Rob Walker based or cringe?
Absolutely cringe
Cringe
He's fairly inoffensive as MCs go desu, don't mind him much
pure cringe, the Nigel Thornberry ass looking motherfucker
>el rockito
"the maverick" is such an awful nickname
Go back to "when he's good he's on fire"
HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN
he's the definition of cringe.
Yeah f a m
Man like Rob need to MC over a skanky dnb set you get me haha
Really looking to seeing Maguire boil over again
He's good with a hint of cringe. Good commentator too during the Winter Olympics.
Cahill didn't even recognise himself in the mirror till last week.
pretty good for a amateur
Is he going for the Century lads?
any cheeky links?
Eurosport is showing motorsports for the 22 people in the world who are interested in this.
someone posted this earlier but I don't know if it works, I'm watching the BBC feed:
Is he our guy?
Now ol' ausbro as we all knows
Got loads dappa shoops
/180/ bred and he keeps his head
Though he's got Austrian roots
Emotional but he keeps his cool
Til he OPs the finals
And whether Ding wins or whether he don't...
nah, that's the eurosport one.
thanks anyway.
I ALWAYS SPIN MY VINYLS
Why does Maguire have a band tattooed on his ring finger
TERRY THE TAFF WAS BORN IN A GAFF
IN A VALLEY IN THE LAND OF SONG
COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS
who's a fan of Maguire's little mouth here?
not I
Gayhill could actually win this
>Two different flags
Outstanding!
Why all the hate for Cahill, the lad's doing well
Imagine how seethen Stephen would be
Why is Murphy commentating on Maguire? I thought they hated each other?
>another he's an amateur/ he's not an amateur discussion.
ffs
He got lots of flukes and luck in the first two sessions.
Maguire should really have been 8-2 up
for a lad who's just came out of nappies he's doing fantastic.
>Maguire has a rivalry with Shaun Murphy. In a 2004 Grand Prix match, Murphy was involved in having one of Maguire's frames forfeited. As the match was about to begin, Maguire realised he had forgotten to bring his chalk with him. He asked referee Johan Oomen for permission to leave the arena.[79] While he was away, Murphy spoke to the referee; the tournament director Mike Ganley was summoned and he docked Maguire a frame for not being ready to start at the scheduled time.[80] Maguire later won the match 5–2
They do, not sure if they really get a choice on which games they do.
That and Morph would do anything to get on TV.
eat shit morph
Maguire should see Dr Steve Peters and sort his chimp brain out
Wow. Murphy is an arsehole.
Because he’s a smug cunt who rarely admits to defeating Ronnie because Ronnie didn’t turn up
He has a face you want to punch and a shit brand of snooker to go with it.
He’s not going to achieve anymore in snooker than this and can’t wait for him to become irrelevant
he doesn't need SightRight, he needs ThinkRight
Go to bed Rpmmie
he's fighting back against the bullies.
like Israel.
Should of said I need a toilet break and got his chalk then
He's acting like he played good snooker. Both he and Ronnie were ass.
Seething Ronnie fags watching their one tournament a year got btfo
He's playing very well now lad
Think he needs to be given a chance
the problem is he's gained confidence from it.
and he's a lot like Selby in that respect.
just starts playing better/ more solid.
lets be honest Cahill at least can hold it together, Maguire is shitting the bed and giving him too many chances
Shut the fuck up you newfag nobody
Where were you for the Scottish Open?
Fuckin cunt fuck off
I like Bing's shoes
Bing is a chad Humpty-Dumpty.
This table is an absolute mess
>SweetCheeks beat Rpmmie and has taken 9 frames off Magure
is this the year the numpties won?
LE FLUKE MAN
>maguire
Maguire looks like he just wants to clock Cahill
seriously the jammiest player I've ever seen at the crucible.
fucking lucky cunt again
>the shitty of maguire
wish he would desu
>flukes
What sort of safety was that? I'd have hit that better than this fucking numpty
>Cahlyl
Maguires green then, what a meme match
>le plays so many bad shots that his opponents lose concentration lad.
Cahill dire
Maguire should be ashamed at making a meal of this match
Virgo really wants the upset to happen.
is it his rosy cheeks lads?
>"Curious Orange" Maguire makes lots of stupid mistakes
>Cahill "flukey"
absolute kino cap
Cahill is so weird to look at because he is still a little bit baby-faced and cherubic but is also completely hideous with his weird crooked eyebrows, perma-smug pursed mouth and jug ears
>3rd-tier motorsports and women's football.
>the state of Eurosport.
Took everything in JV to not ask where that cueball was going when it was trundling to the corner pocket
>perma-smug pursed mouth
agreed
I was waiting for it as well, where is the bingo btw?
>Women's football
Still too early, I've only got like two new things:
>Young Chinese Player
>Anons posting feet in front of TV
>the state of Giant Killer James
Maguires getting far more luck than Cahill, every time he screws up his safety he leaves nothing on.
which 3 players would you most like to be trapped in an elevator with?
I'm going with Ding, Wenbo and Blarry
Blorky, Davis and Ken
>elevator
Your VPN isn't fooling anyone, yank
make it a drinking game
good.
>chinese lift
You aren't getting out alive m8
Davis for the bants, Williams for the snacks, and White for the charlie
The patrician's answer
When he's shit, he's absolutely dire, it's Stephen Maguire!!!
James Cahill was found on a hill
A week and a half ago
He'd just been born; the organisers were torn
Whether to let him have a go
But he got his shot, and with a lucky pot
He beat the favourite with consummate ease
Now he's the king of the balls, or what he calls,
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?"
>Williams for the snacks
Not worth for the constant farting and possible death/decomposing
I think the most miserable 3 would be, ronnie, trump and murphy.
Nigel Bond is the right answer.
It's like being alone.
Gould, Carter and Judd
Baz the Hawk so he can play some UK Garage off his old Nokia while we wait
Bing because he'd be polite and friendly
Shaun Murphy to viciously beat to death after 4 hours
Dott, Selby and Gary Wilson would be a pretty depressing situation
someone check Maguire's betting patterns.
he's LITERALLY giving this to Cahill.
If these are two of the best 16 players in the world this sport is fucked
Cahill da goat
NAWTY SNOOKA
>Magdire
Hey, the standard's higher than ever!
>SEETHEN MAGUIRE
ok, this is over.
I have no confidence in Maguire beating this jammy cunt.
based Cahill trickshot
DAT BLACK!
Got to hand it to Cahill that was a good show
>journeymen take turns shitting themselves under pressure
still, rooting for cahill here
Stephen Maguire was not impressed by the trick shot
pretty good considering Cahill only grew out of his baby legs last week
snookino
>that Norf FC lad absolutely unimpressed
dat walk away before it even goes in
what a smarmy fucker
kek, good spot
probably a scot, which would be norf of norf fc.
Full of himself this little cunt. Can't blame him for enjoying himself though
I think he's a bit evil desu.
I'm usually not a fan of new threads but we're already at 500+ posts and it's halftime.
impressive stuff considering he was only separated from his umbilical code recently.
Maguire has fucked it again
Been absolutely awful today, and pretty much ever since going up 7-3
this handsome young talented up and coming amateur is going to send maquire home
Lads you're in the ded thread
kek
thanks mate