/147/ - World Championship Snooker 2019 - Day Eight

Today's schedule (GMT):
>10am
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert (3-5)
Mark Selby vs Gary Wilson (7-9)
>2:30pm
John Higgins vs Stuart Bingham
Stephen Maguire vs James Cahill (9-7)
>7pm
Mark Williams vs David Gilbert (3-5)
Judd Trump vs Ding Junhui

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GWAN MARK (SELBY) ME DUCK

>Doctors are confidant it’s not anything to do with my heart
Good news for the banter merchant

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>dead man walking edition

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Faultless OP game so far ausbro keep it up

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Haha time for the human leopard

Thanks fren

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STOP ME NOOOOWWW

I thought Mark died?

Morning lads, looking forward to a stellar day of snooker

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>watching NEILWINSLOL

Wilson needs a right good zesting tbqh.

It's ok mate, Ronnie will be back next year.

Slow and 20s plenty wins the race

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Selby system in full force

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Morph commentating Willo match, absolute torture

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time for some comfy saturday morning snooker

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Good morning and GWAN GAZ

Why is Seema so perfect?

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She a cute!

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FUCK SELBY

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>He remembers standing in a queue at the local job centre in Melbourne at the outset of 2003 with no job, no qualifications and three failed attempts behind him on the UK-based professional tour. He was facing the grim reality that his time dedicated to snooker truly was the sign of a misspent youth.

>“I was in the queue at the job centre. I had no other option. I didn’t have any qualifications having left school at 15,” Robertson told Eurosport.

Do it for the neets, Neil

dat shot tho

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147 incoming.

Looks like SelbyWinsLOL is back on the menu, boys

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147 is never on until the pack is open

;^( neil is like a brother to me now

You jinxed it with your dubs.

Wilson's cue is almost on his cheek when taking a shot.

He likes the feeling on his skin

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Haha time for zesty Selby safety

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Looks that way now.

Why is mark playing so shit?
is he really gonna die

post pic of giant sister

Hendry is /fa/

Not as /fa/ as Mark

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Needs a bit of SightRight©

He is midlife crisis personified.

GRANITE
R
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I
T
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GORGEOUS shot

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If Hendry had even half the sense of humour that Davis does he'd be a far more likeable character

I forget, what is Selby's nickname again?

Cheeky cunt.

NICE!

SHOT

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kek

>SelbyWikiMind

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>Lelby

>LELBY

>the /fa/ couple

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OH NO NO NO

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What was /147/s reaction to McManus' run to the semi final a few years ago?

probably something like this
>McAnus

The Praying Mantis

Tough as a teak lumber yard

How's the zest this morning lads?
Happy to be back for some snooker glazing, but a headache the size of /147/'s boner for lelby is currently preventing me from looking at bright colours.

>lelby

>he refuses to buckle
>buckles a second later

>*looks up at vicky*

That bottle HAHAHA, he missed that by a country mile

Even if Selby gets through this match he ain't doing shit in this tourney. Still a long way off his best

Each victory makes him stronger

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IT'S DEEY EEEEEEEYIGHT

>actually believing anyone can scrape him off the table

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youtube.com/watch?v=0g3QIiDSSOM

it'll take a special kind of player

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a genius and a giant killer

Looking forward to big Stephen hammering him today

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/147/ incoming

This season he's been finding ways to lose more often than not. Needed more momentum. Next year is surely his year though la

hypothetically how would a licence fee evader watch snooker?

>ziiiip zip zip ziiiiiip

147's plenty

I'm hoping Cahill flukes another frame and Stephen just lays him out

lelby's shirt collar needs som ironing.
vicky, I am disappoint.

just stick the telly on

he never looks like missing when he's in comeback mode though.

can't you just watch the BBC stream?

>mfw Bitch Face Vegan Mummy is my new waifu and I don't want that to be the case but I can't help it

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66's plenty

Murphy was left for dead in a toilet.
lads, I have changed my mind about him.

When’s Ronnie playing lads

He's a gentle man.

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the commentator mask.

Look at him now
Table covered in Warhammer figurines and over 600 centuries
Based

>Murphy was born in Harlow and grew up in Irthlingborough. He was home-schooled from age 13 after being bullied at school

He reminds me of the type of guy who would turn up to school with a top hat on, telling on people for fighting.

Tbf he’s a VERY VERY good commentator though

qt tbqh

Fuck snooker; can I watch this instead?

>after being bullied at school
wtf I have sympathy for Morph now?!

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how can one not love a feisty little viking boy and his mad adventures?

>viking boy

dropped, thought it was a girl

Davis and McManus are putting me right back to sleep, lads.

It’s quite clear that the ranking system is utterly fucked and far too generous for the top 16/32.

he's a grown man ffs. he can't still rely on his mum to iron his cloths

Selby already laughing.
he knows he's already won this.

Coming back to the table with 4 snookers left? Wasting everyone's time there Gaz

>tfw he was replying to me and you posed as me to give a fake answer but it is exactly the answer I was going to give anyway

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>that virgin attempt after the chad snooker

I dont have a TV at my new flat

pretty sure they monitor iPlayer and I dont have a licence to watch

Tasty match this

freeintertv.com/view/id-2210/1-1-2-1

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR FUCK SAKE MARK

REEEE

Based Gilbert trying to save Williams' life and send him home early

Virus, don’t click

who's commentating with moleman?

Lads: this isn't snooker-related, but I got a letter published in the latest issue of Viz Comic. I'm so proud! I bet some of you buy Viz Comic. If not, buy this one; it has my name in it! (Never mind which letter; we're all anonymous here)

Morph

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Just getting you back for one you did earlier

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If he cares about Mark's well-being he'll ensure he stays in the tournament drinking water and getting a modicum of exercise as long as possible. It's all kebabs and Special Brew after this

Any man got a Red Button stream?

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QUIET PLEASE

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Well done lad, I got £20 from Private Eye once for a submission

he's good desu

I had a cartoon published in Viz in the 90s. It was a drawing of the sphinx saying "what has four legs and two arms but no head?" And a big title - 'The Riddle of the Sphinx'. I was just a kid, very proud of myself

Which one was yours, was it the shit one about the mobile tyre fitters

let's go sexby

I don't get it

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Doesn't work. Fuck it i'm paying my licence and watching on iPlayer. I've missed out on too much of todays snooker already, only seen highlights since last weekend when I was staying with my granddad. And since TVcatchup died i'm missing out on Question Time/This Week threads. Fuck sakes. BBC have won this round. Bastards.

Amazing! W-what's the answer?

That's not in this issue. My letter is in Viz #285. And it's not the snooker one, although imagine if it was.

>If this match was to go really deep, say 12-all, there is a chance you'd get pulled off
Based Alan

You could buy a month of eurosport player if you dont want to pay the license fee or reasons other than monetary

Just sign up with a fake address ive been doing it for ages

Or get a vpn for a short time

lads, check out that pot attempt by lelby

>Northwest of it

Oh Alan

A chair

coitus interruptus

...damn

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GWAN GARRY
FUCK OFF SMELLBY

What's got four legs and goes shhhh?

Rod Hull's telly.

What's the sphinx got to do with it

Yeah its reasons other than monetary. Maybe a VPN is the best bet.

>watching snooker live on the BBC website
>704x396 resolution
>laptop overheats and video and sound start skipping
>1440p on Youtube runs without a problem

what's going on

Gary Wilson looks like the chimpanzees from 2001: a space Odyssey

yesterday based finnish user was telling us of eurosprt player like £10 and i think you can cancel after just one month

>absolutely based geordie o'sullivan

It's a riff on that old what's got 4 legs, 2 legs and then 3 legs riddle

and the ginger ones in planet of the apes

There's no incentive to improve the BBC because they get their money from TV license fees regardless of the quality of their services.

mostly the latter.

I-is it happening?

That's racist Roseanne

Wilson needs to get those breaks going, because Sel-By will start his mental torturing program now, trying to wear him down.

that explains that huge period yesterday where the service was down and all they did was say "sorry".
21st century and they were having "technical problems" that didn't allow for image or sound.

Paul McCartney and his wives

He's a total shithouse, will drag shit out of you on the table and win by a frame but evantually face >Neel and lose.

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Go away back to /pol/

time for a bit of jesty zest
and zesty jest

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You post in QT/TW threads every week Triptard.

They had a power cut at the crucible, there wasn't anything the BBC could do about it

Yeah and I’m the only non racist there

Does lelby have no shame? If you know you're not playing at your best at least try and have a go instead of grinding out a win only to get battered later on

Torturing the opponent is one thing but spare the audience

live.harleyquinnwidget.net/streamvideo12/snooker-vs-world-championship-live-stream-4911935.html

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Do not reply to the tripfag, he feeds on the (You)s

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Not sure he could even get past Ali Carter on this form mate. Well he may not even get past Wilson

AST 28.10 secs

>Yeah and I’m the only cuck there

Fixed it for you

>just shave your head a grow a beard bro

Shut up newfag I’m the most highly regarded trip in /147/

I’ve been here for years and you’re just some newfag who’s being autistic about a name

Why does /147/ like Selby so much? I don't get why he's so liked on here.

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Fuck it I'm turning on the football. I'll be back to see based Cahill destroy that fat pig with flukes

>using the term ‘cuck’ ever unironically

That’s a yikes from me

Didn't realise wor gazza is from Wallsend

batter this midul cunt you beautiful bald bastard

He's so boring that if I pretend to enjoy watching him play people will surely mistake me for a true connoisseur

Mauled was better t.b.h., at least he wasn't a niece-fiddling nonce

that explains it then.

Heed this man, he knows what he's talking about

His arse

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>I’m the most highly regarded trip in /147/

Put it in your CV, neet.

>molesting your underage niece unironically

contrarionism and believing that liking boring snooker makes them superior to GWANfags

>yikes

God you sound like such a basedboy.

M I S S

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What's all the shouting about on the Williams table

Mark Lelby's torturing mode already starts to have an effect.

based Padraig

He's just collapsed holding his chest

Why does he remind me so much of Jimmy Wichard from King of The Hill

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It's always been pretty 50/50 here.

Mark Williams has climbed into the crowd and started trying to eat spectators. Very unfortunate for the families of all involved.

He just downed two pints of lukewarm Carling at the same time

Can't understand why a 44 year old man doesn't take care of his health, eating 3 kebabs a week and getting leathered all the time is going to have consequences

All of this, but in reverse order

Clearance 80 break last frame, ton this frame

If you can't stuff your face with kebabs and be sloshed all the time whats the point of it all anyway?

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Nice bum and is extremely zesty.

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>why a 44 year old man
Let's be real, nobody has an excuse to be a slob, no matter the age.

Sounds like me at 27 with KFC instead of kebabs desu

I mean, i do this but I'm 19 so thats my excuse

STOP TORTURING ME SELBY AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

imagine doing all that and being world snooker champion.
is there any better way to live?

You can recover from that lifestyle until your late twenties, then it's a death sentence

Nothing like a good old Selby frame

>Wilson, Selby, Farter or random chink #342 guaranteed a semi

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>this disgusting frame

>Selby is enjoying this

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typical Selby: opponent gets in front by one frame, next frame is a 45 minute stalemate.

All the women love Selby. I guess /147/ is full of females.

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planning of packing it in after uni so will have years to spare

I'll be guaranteed a semi if lelby goes out

He for sure let himself go after last years win. He's even more fuckin hellbent now.

How late 20s?

27 right now, drink too much and keep local dominos in business

Can't argue with that my little Portugeezer

Dying at 44 would be a bit crap tho

He's the patrician's snooker player.

Lel

I'm 29 and my mates who drink too much are starting to look pretty rough

>It's looking like being deal level in Session 2.

Do the commentators do this on purpose?

better to burn out than to fade away innit.

It's never too late lad, my dad ran his first marathon at 61 the other week. Got a great time for his age too, like 3h40

Got a solid chuckle out of me there lad

My diet is shit and I drink loads. I justify it by doing loads of exercise and staying slim. Heading out later for a 50 mile cycle. Then 8 or 9 pints tonight. No doubt a net negative. fuggit YOLO

The drinking is not so bad if you slow down a bit and exercise regularly

Using junk food as a substitute for a healthy diet is a guaranteed pot belly and cardiac arrest in your 50s

what is this sorcery lelby does that he always comes out on top in these kinds of frames.
even when the opponent seems to be matching him in safety, as time goes on he always seems to get the decisive advantage.
truly 4D chess stuff.

I'm 27 and I'm scared. Fortunately I'm not balding like most of my mates, and I look quite young for my age, but you go on Tinder and put in 25-35 or so, and whilst half the girls could probably fit in at a University like me, the other half just look old and middle-aged.

Gary had a full head of hair before this frame started

mental games

Mark Williams in charge of leveling this match.

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Dial down the takeaways to one a week once you reach your 30s and you should be alright, so long as you're not chowing down on Ginsters pasties the rest of the time

Grinding his opponent to death slowly

youtube.com/watch?v=y2HP-Eg_uCA

He's had a bad week.

Mark was born in safety. He didn't make a break until he was nearly a man

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GWAN GARY

Imagine actually having takeaways

Lmao bet none of you play a physical sport either

skipping a meal now and then is good too.
cleans your insides.

kek

>"nerves have been absent from Wilson's game"
>misses easy red
yeah, it's Selby's match

M.Selby Destroyer of Breaks

Now I become death destroyer of Snooker.

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It's not that Gary is any good, it's just that Selby might be even worse

40 minutes left on the clock before they rip them off the table, frames like this don't help

the thriller continues

Has Mark, dare I say it, tortured himself?

Fucking hell, Wilson, just take the chance and finish this disgusting frame.

Gary's been playing well, but you just know it will be him and not Selby making the decisive mistake in the end.

What is wrong with Selby? Can barely pot a ball.

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What makes Selby's success is that he destroys the game in such a way that he can afford a couple of mistakes but his opponent can't.

This frame is fucking diabolical and is going to go on until the end of days

Poor Gazza will be scarred for life after such a molesting

State of these pots

About to turn off the stream, disgusting game for the last hour.

Selby can't beat you, but you can certainly lose to him

Serious question: Is Selby throwing this? His pots are abysmal, his position is worse, but he's doing just enough to keep himself in it.

The Lord Jesus will not allow this to happen.

But wait there's more!

Tempted to just record the rest of this match and play it back at 2x speed later to emulate the thrill of a normal snooker game

Women lie about everything, especially women on tinder. They are middle aged who think they still pass as 29.

>tfw super tired
This frame ain't helping

Wilson in the torture chamber now

this looks better than saw2-8 and cube

You live with your mum and have no job you cancerous faggot.

Congratulations, you zested yourself

D D K
D
K

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GWAN
A
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Gazza is doing it lads

Gwarn GAZZAH

nice few shots there

AAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME VICKY

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this wc has been amazing desu, but if ding chokes early and robertson doesn't win it, then its going to be a huge turnaround

youtube, i too am criminal fren

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Lads,
Is Trum gonna beat Ding?
Bit worried for /ourlad/

>Mark Selby is the no. 2 ranked player in the world

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>inb4 a zesty 13-12 for Selby.

This is the last thing Gary Wilson will see before his accident later today

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F

why is the snooker suddenly football

Did anyone else just have iplayer switch to some football game?

No, this is.

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>snooker just switched to football with garish music

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Um ok what’s happening to the stream

Italian football at that, wtf

POT THE REDS THEN
SCREW BACK

>red button cuts to some football team

>Random Italian football match


What the fuck???? BBC don't even have any rights to Italian football. What the hell happened there

>BBC doesn't want us to see Selby getting beaten

What's happening? Virgo stumbled out of the bar and knocked a camera over?

SHUT IT DOWN

*squints*

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Yeah it was the warm-up to Bologna v Empoli

Literally no idea how that's ended up on the BBC lmao

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here we go lads...

here we go again

Time for Eurosport then

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Wtf Selby

Lest we forget Easter eggs are reduced this time of year.

Lol he's has to try and pretend that didn't hurt now

Thanks BBC, please take more of my license fee money.

half price at me bargain booze

Genuinely looked really painful

>lelby

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got a chocolate Thomas the Tank in M&S for €1

>Selby torturing the airwaves

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>credits music on loop
>zoomed out away from the table
>live text updates three times a day at best

Good thing I like the credits music I guess.

has anyone got a eurosport stream link seeing as the BBC have fucked it up

Ah shit son, I asked my gf to get me a Thomas one, but she just got me a kit kat chunnky one instead. Might go see if my local M$S has a reduced one now.

I tell you what boys, now you brought me in I'm welling up. What you got to realise, we're two frames clear, i've been a season ticket holder for near enough 20 years, I moved to Wales, and I've seen Ronnie, I've seen Hendry, and I've seen Hunter, right? This is the first time, the first time that I've ever seen anything like what I've seen this season. This season is just unbelievable pal, and I mean that Ronnie. With all due respect Ronnie, loved you to bits, loved you to bits, but I tell you something: Kyre-y, Ding-y, and all the boys, are putting it on the next level, and it shows in the league table. We're now five.. hang on a minute.. we're now five clear, five frames clear. I went to the China Open, I went to Blackpool. I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh Neil Robertson, Neil Robertson, Judd Trump, John Higgins, Neil Robertson, Judd Trump, John Higgins" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, pot the red, pot the blue.. pot the red, pot the blue, we will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen players, he's seen class players, like Ronnie, l-like.. oh, honest to God.. Now, tell me.. you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell Selby has not got a chance of winning the World Championship Ronnie. And listen, th-this is.. I grew up with you Ronnie. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe Selby cannot win the World Championship, please..

it's back

Duuh nuuuh huuu nuh nut nu nuhhhh
Bwonnm bowww wowwww ban-ah

Back up online la.

IT'S BACK

>the molester from Leicester

BBC1 coverage starts at 13:45 too.

Beautiful

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Can't see any one getting close to Robertson this year now.

Will be surprised if he doesn't win every match by at least 5 frames

Wilson aint half bad you know. Could see him in the semis

So lads

Has everyone improved or has Mark Selby regressed to shit?

How do you accidentally even start broadcasting players warming up for a foreign league game that you don't have the rights for?

Is the BBC nicking stuff with IPTV lel

powerful

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Electrical infetterence

He'll probably have to play Higgins and Hawkins to get in the final, which is pretty much the toughest route he could have got. If he beats them two then he's got it in the bag

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Kek, Selby is seething.

tbf then Italian league kits were a e s t h e t i c

Well the kappa one was

Pet rock would smash some mdma in the kappa during a rave

>Sel-bye

>regressed to shit

People forget how far ahead he was

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it's over

I don't see why this is such a shock. Selby has been absolutely wank for ages. Ronnie going out was genuinely surprising since his form has been superb

BASED UNDERDOG GEORDIE DABBING ON THE BORING CUNT

>Lelby

Enjoy your win Gary

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>lelby
Absolutely TORTURED

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Ronnie didn't die for this.

>a taxi driver and a literal beginner are dominating the tournament

Fucking state of snooker

Get your shit together, Mark.

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He didn't even look happy that he'd won.

based Elf Gazza

Oh for sure

As someone who watches all the tournaments, he was playing ‘vintage ronnie’ during the player championship

Neil Robertson is making everyone he plays look shit but Ronnie was doing this to Robertson...

Ronnie is unironically the best player to pick up a cue

This can't be happening. I'm in charge here!

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Actually I like it, instead of always seeing the usual few win.

I'M SO TIRED OF BEING HERE
SUPPRESSED BY ALL MY, CHILDISH FEARS

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>willo.jpg

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anyone made a webm of his hovering rest shot from the other day?

Good

Whatever, N.Robertson will most likely win this tournament.
He is in supreme form.

Carter confirmed for making another final

Looking forward to the Cahill game lads

He's doing well considering he only picked up a cue last week and learned his first words in December

I'm really disappointed that Ronnie didn't turn up because I was sure he was going to be involved in a couple more epics against Trump and Robbo. Robertson's form is improving and improving so I could have seen him triumphing over Ronnie in the final this time

He's peaked too early

I don't think he's coming, I heard he picked up darts and beat some Dutch chump yesterday

>Selby is shit again
>Ronnie already out
At least riggins is still in, hope that he wins this time round

Robertsons a good lad but every time I watch him play It just bothers me how much he looks like James Acaster

I hear Cahill only developed the requisite neck muscles to support his own head a week or two ago, mental

You mean he's Acasters b-cast?

I heard a rumour that he's already won tomorrow's London marathon despite only learning to walk a couple of months ago

this is it lads, its trumps year

#truth

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Shot of the tournament so far IHMO

i hear Cahill is actually an eternal being and has never aged. He actually invented all sports.

Soon.

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Cahill was just working at the crucible selling refreshments, he entered the tournament by accident when delivering a binbag full of Monster Munch to Mark Williams

gammon battle

truly Disney-level stuff.

Bing-Ding final confirmed

Riggins and Bing Bing is going to be a quality match, I can feel it in my water

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I can't believe I was out at Aldi when I had the chance to greentext
>Mark SelBTFO

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Immediately thought of this

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probably has a qt girlfriend who was kidnapped by the bad guy (Hearn?) and he must both save her and snooker as a whole.
the ultimate Gary Stu of snooker.

is that really him?

Yes, my man is a big Celtic fan. That's how I know he was innocent of all allegations of match fixing.

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For me, it's now Ding.

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For me, it's always Ding

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it's treasonous and highly illegal to defile the face of an Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, please delete this

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Why hasn't Davis been knighted yet? A disgrace.

>blue balls

his face is a rough piece of modelling clay with a bit of hair on top.
he looks like the offspring of a strange tropical fruit with a potato.

Snooker loopy on Yea Forums
Reading shit by 190
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of NEETs and autists too

He didn't defile a face; he defaced a file.

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because he sodomises his unsuspecting colleagues in a taxi?

Bards don't get to become knights.

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>that part in his book about how excited he was when meeting the Queen for the first time and how she actually knew about him
>that part in his book about how sad he was when meeting the Queen for a second time she asked him if was still playing

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amazing that one week ago today Cahill fell asleep on the train and woke up in sheffield

Make, a post then, greentext
How Ronnie and Mark Selby both got rekt
Snooker loopy, NEETs are we
Fuck off; take YOUR thread to

WAHEY THE LADS

Citation needed

Just ask Shaun. He will tell you a terrifying tale of swaying moobs.

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I wish some of these current professional players had as much character as our Steve, the guy's a legend

jesus christ the tits and belly on that man

youtube.com/watch?v=fOsYgrt9bwU

Is Rob Walker based or cringe?

Absolutely cringe

Cringe

He's fairly inoffensive as MCs go desu, don't mind him much

pure cringe, the Nigel Thornberry ass looking motherfucker

>el rockito

"the maverick" is such an awful nickname

Go back to "when he's good he's on fire"

HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN

he's the definition of cringe.

Yeah f a m

Man like Rob need to MC over a skanky dnb set you get me haha

Really looking to seeing Maguire boil over again

He's good with a hint of cringe. Good commentator too during the Winter Olympics.

Cahill didn't even recognise himself in the mirror till last week.

pretty good for a amateur

Is he going for the Century lads?

any cheeky links?
Eurosport is showing motorsports for the 22 people in the world who are interested in this.

cricfree.live/watchfeeds/index/100

someone posted this earlier but I don't know if it works, I'm watching the BBC feed:

Is he our guy?

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Now ol' ausbro as we all knows
Got loads dappa shoops
/180/ bred and he keeps his head
Though he's got Austrian roots
Emotional but he keeps his cool
Til he OPs the finals
And whether Ding wins or whether he don't...

youtube.com/watch?v=AiJXn83SXXo

nah, that's the eurosport one.
thanks anyway.

I ALWAYS SPIN MY VINYLS

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Why does Maguire have a band tattooed on his ring finger

TERRY THE TAFF WAS BORN IN A GAFF
IN A VALLEY IN THE LAND OF SONG

COS I WEAR THESE GARGOOLS

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who's a fan of Maguire's little mouth here?

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not I

Gayhill could actually win this

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>Two different flags
Outstanding!

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Why all the hate for Cahill, the lad's doing well

Imagine how seethen Stephen would be

Why is Murphy commentating on Maguire? I thought they hated each other?

>another he's an amateur/ he's not an amateur discussion.
ffs

He got lots of flukes and luck in the first two sessions.

Maguire should really have been 8-2 up

for a lad who's just came out of nappies he's doing fantastic.

>Maguire has a rivalry with Shaun Murphy. In a 2004 Grand Prix match, Murphy was involved in having one of Maguire's frames forfeited. As the match was about to begin, Maguire realised he had forgotten to bring his chalk with him. He asked referee Johan Oomen for permission to leave the arena.[79] While he was away, Murphy spoke to the referee; the tournament director Mike Ganley was summoned and he docked Maguire a frame for not being ready to start at the scheduled time.[80] Maguire later won the match 5–2

They do, not sure if they really get a choice on which games they do.

That and Morph would do anything to get on TV.

eat shit morph

Maguire should see Dr Steve Peters and sort his chimp brain out

Wow. Murphy is an arsehole.

Because he’s a smug cunt who rarely admits to defeating Ronnie because Ronnie didn’t turn up

He has a face you want to punch and a shit brand of snooker to go with it.

He’s not going to achieve anymore in snooker than this and can’t wait for him to become irrelevant

he doesn't need SightRight, he needs ThinkRight

Go to bed Rpmmie

he's fighting back against the bullies.
like Israel.

Should of said I need a toilet break and got his chalk then

He's acting like he played good snooker. Both he and Ronnie were ass.

Seething Ronnie fags watching their one tournament a year got btfo

He's playing very well now lad

Think he needs to be given a chance

the problem is he's gained confidence from it.
and he's a lot like Selby in that respect.
just starts playing better/ more solid.

lets be honest Cahill at least can hold it together, Maguire is shitting the bed and giving him too many chances

Shut the fuck up you newfag nobody

Where were you for the Scottish Open?

Fuckin cunt fuck off

I like Bing's shoes

Bing is a chad Humpty-Dumpty.

This table is an absolute mess

>SweetCheeks beat Rpmmie and has taken 9 frames off Magure
is this the year the numpties won?

LE FLUKE MAN

>maguire

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Maguire looks like he just wants to clock Cahill

seriously the jammiest player I've ever seen at the crucible.

fucking lucky cunt again

>the shitty of maguire

wish he would desu

>flukes

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What sort of safety was that? I'd have hit that better than this fucking numpty

>Cahlyl

Maguires green then, what a meme match

>le plays so many bad shots that his opponents lose concentration lad.

Cahill dire

Maguire should be ashamed at making a meal of this match

Virgo really wants the upset to happen.
is it his rosy cheeks lads?

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>"Curious Orange" Maguire makes lots of stupid mistakes

>Cahill "flukey"

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absolute kino cap

Cahill is so weird to look at because he is still a little bit baby-faced and cherubic but is also completely hideous with his weird crooked eyebrows, perma-smug pursed mouth and jug ears

>3rd-tier motorsports and women's football.
>the state of Eurosport.

Took everything in JV to not ask where that cueball was going when it was trundling to the corner pocket

>perma-smug pursed mouth
agreed

I was waiting for it as well, where is the bingo btw?

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>Women's football

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Still too early, I've only got like two new things:

>Young Chinese Player
>Anons posting feet in front of TV

>the state of Giant Killer James

Maguires getting far more luck than Cahill, every time he screws up his safety he leaves nothing on.

which 3 players would you most like to be trapped in an elevator with?

I'm going with Ding, Wenbo and Blarry

Blorky, Davis and Ken

>elevator
Your VPN isn't fooling anyone, yank

make it a drinking game

good.

>chinese lift
You aren't getting out alive m8

Davis for the bants, Williams for the snacks, and White for the charlie

The patrician's answer

When he's shit, he's absolutely dire, it's Stephen Maguire!!!

James Cahill was found on a hill
A week and a half ago
He'd just been born; the organisers were torn
Whether to let him have a go
But he got his shot, and with a lucky pot
He beat the favourite with consummate ease
Now he's the king of the balls, or what he calls,
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?"

>Williams for the snacks

Not worth for the constant farting and possible death/decomposing

I think the most miserable 3 would be, ronnie, trump and murphy.

Nigel Bond is the right answer.
It's like being alone.

Gould, Carter and Judd

Baz the Hawk so he can play some UK Garage off his old Nokia while we wait
Bing because he'd be polite and friendly
Shaun Murphy to viciously beat to death after 4 hours

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Dott, Selby and Gary Wilson would be a pretty depressing situation

someone check Maguire's betting patterns.
he's LITERALLY giving this to Cahill.

If these are two of the best 16 players in the world this sport is fucked

Cahill da goat

NAWTY SNOOKA

>Magdire

Hey, the standard's higher than ever!

>SEETHEN MAGUIRE

ok, this is over.
I have no confidence in Maguire beating this jammy cunt.

based Cahill trickshot

DAT BLACK!

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Got to hand it to Cahill that was a good show

>journeymen take turns shitting themselves under pressure
still, rooting for cahill here

Stephen Maguire was not impressed by the trick shot

pretty good considering Cahill only grew out of his baby legs last week

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snookino

>that Norf FC lad absolutely unimpressed

dat walk away before it even goes in
what a smarmy fucker

kek, good spot

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probably a scot, which would be norf of norf fc.

Full of himself this little cunt. Can't blame him for enjoying himself though

I think he's a bit evil desu.

I'm usually not a fan of new threads but we're already at 500+ posts and it's halftime.

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impressive stuff considering he was only separated from his umbilical code recently.

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Maguire has fucked it again


Been absolutely awful today, and pretty much ever since going up 7-3

this handsome young talented up and coming amateur is going to send maquire home

Lads you're in the ded thread

kek

thanks mate