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Great thread thanks OP mind if I post here
I've only just woke up.
let it happen
This is the thread
wow this weigh in video is pretty interesting
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what should you do if you get heemed by a table or worktop by accident?
If this ever happens you should seek advice on /heem/ immediately
1:28:48 if anyone is interested
Wait is this the thread guys?
High IQ favourite fighters
> Colby
> Woodley
> Garbrandt
> Jacare
> Jon Jones
Intermediate IQ favourite fighters:
> Askren
> Diaz (Nate)
> Romero
> Paul Craig
Bottomless pit IQ favourite fighters:
> McGregor
Low IQ favourite fighters
> everyone else
>you now remember Bully Beatdown
Add Kron and Till to intermediate
Let's be real. Joe hasn't changed as much as people claim he has.
heem without mention of that faggot pos Schaub? Fucking finally
> people who mention schaub are faggots
> mentions schaub
Favourite edition of Below the Belt?
The one where that closeted homo touched brendan schaub's weewee. Someone pull that up
This thread needs more Megan
based
0.01 % top elite tier IQ boys: Oleinik.
When’s she fighting again?
never, she was too exposed by holm
>tattoos
yikes
May 18
>posting a bundalet
lmao
Wtf, why was I banned from the heem discord?
*slices your eyeball open with her toenail*
FUCK JEWS
You know nothing of true bunda, pleb
looks like darren till
sanko is a peach megan is a dude with a wig
im not into trannies
>wrestlefucked by a over-the-hill boxer
How is Woodley high iq? He looked like an autist who can't punch first when he fought Usman
Is it gay if brandon is the top?
Shows how lame Nunes's "double champ" meme shit was. They don't even have a top 10 for womens 145 and over half of the 145 fighters are really 135 fighters.
Megan should be put to breeding to produce many warriors for our clan, lads.
The JRE MMA show w/ Khalil is quite comfy.
What did she mean by this?
It's good you were banned. That place is for fags.
Wtf are you even posting dude are you a stalker or something?
>tfw my Eternal Boy, Ryan "Master of the 50/50" Hall isn't planning to fight in 2019
It's not fair lads, I need more Hall kino.
>longest active win streak in UFC and student of your close friend
>no feature
>have black skin and win a decision
>booked in 2 weeks
Yeah it was really lined up for "someone" to come along and become the 4xchamp.
But we all know what happened.......
Tony on JRE would be a train wreck. I’d be surprised if he even wanted to do it, he generally avoids media.
The best timeline would be Val closing out 145 by winning a rubber match
imho you should not let a CTEd and roided Brazilian fighter yelling at you get close but that's just my opinion, what do I know?
if you don't want to see Tony physically threaten Joe live on air then lose my number b
what the fuck possesses you to make the OP like this?
you deserve a slow and painful death
I hope Eddie is here too if that is true, that would be the best podcast
Rogan would not be able to handle the truth bombs that Tony discovered in the last couple of months.
The CIA would never approve that interview.
Joe's obsession with black people is so fucking weird. I know he has black kids and married a coal burner, but does he have to bring his creepy fetish into everything?
Do I go on the hunting shows Joe watches talking about BBW grannies nonstop? Not usually. So Joe should return that same courtesy to me.
Based show, I liked back in the day and I appreciate it even more now, like, how most of those guys didn't even expected or experience before a real fight, and once they started to getting punched in the face the immediately break, pretty based
Favorite boomer fighter?
For me its crocop
Is khalil rogan's fav bull now?
What if she missed and her toes landed in my mouth haha gross I would hate that
Somebody as based as Crocop should not be pushing. A man of his status deserves a lawn tractor.
It truly is unsettling the way he talks about black people. I’ve turned the podcast off before and just had to say Jesus Christ
except that one time that the bully was bigger than the fighter and won the 10k. what an embarrassment.
whos the cutie on the left
for me its werdum
>Sean O'Malley vs. Cheetoh Vera set for UFC 239
RIP in piss faget
stoner dude bro meme ends soon
Tony with Eddie would be kino.
lol no
Based. It's a shame Dana wanted to make another meme double champ with Max instead of working with Tony and Khabib to make the match. Tony is going to come back with a vengeance.
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and this is why theo is based
This is your body on veganism
michael rapaport>theo von
Bryan "Bam Bam" Barberena.
Boston Salmon is p4p the best name in mma
he is also the p4p goat keep in mind his last fight was an early stoppage and a fluke
Dude, Dana literally gave Tony first dibs on the fight with Max, what more do you want? You can't just freeze the entire division until Khabib comes back, you either strip Khabib or you make a new interim belt. Dana has chosen to make a new interim belt, which is a logical thing to do despite the retarded memes about interim belts being worthless (tell that to the interim belt holders who get champion level pay, lmao), as interim belts were created precisely for situations like this.
Dana is not the one who refused to work with Tony on the Khabib match, it's Tony who specifically refused to fight for the interim belt and now he will pay the price by being sidelined.
That's a really stupid post
*destroys everyone in you are path*
Show was fake. So was Pimp my Ride. My childhood was all a lie, bros.
Why does Phil Davis always choke at the finish line? He has an incredible body, full steroid/HGH stack, insane reach, elite wrestling...yet every single time he gets close to success he comes up just short.
Maybe he's just not that good? Ever thought about that?
He's been "almost elite" for 5 years and "good" for 8 years. It's just weird to see an elite competitor not hit the top. Now he's 34 and probably on the way down.
wake the fuck up Whittaker, Jon, DC, it's all over
*heems ur civilization*
It's called an uppergatekeeper
just had an autism attack and heemed myself stiff, what are some Boston Salmon fights for this feel
the ufc debut
I don't think he really gives a shit about fighting. Job is job
boston "champ champ champ champ champ champ" salmon
why doesn't he strip khabib for being an agressive fool but he strips tony for an accident?
Literally zero chance Jacare loses. I swear to allah I'll suck a turd straight from my own asshole if he manages to lose somehow.
hhnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
reminds me of this ass
I'd heem you all
the fire rises
yuck
fuck off Paul
Yeah fer ser Tony should have fought for an interim because khabib is a dumbass and chimped out over some stupid trash talk. Khabib should have been stripped if anything.
>thot nails
pomp eet
if Salmon has taught us anything its that every peach has its pit
wake up jones, oh wait, you're fucking dead
Conor McGregor should've retired after UFC 205.
Robert Whittaker and Yoel Romero would make short work of Gegard Mousasi.
GSP would mop the floor with Khabib.
These are facts. Don't @ me.
Because Kahbib didn't pull out of a title fight, you fucking retard.
No one is going to strip Khabib, you don't strip a lineal, undisputed champ for a 1 year inactivity period, lmao. Poominick went 2 years inactive until he was finally stripped, 1 year is nothing. No one can force Tony to take that interim belt fight, but no one is going to give him a title shot while disregarding the new interim belt holder either. He fucked himself over by ducking Max and ducking Khabib at the same time, which puts him at 2 instances of ducking against Khabib in title fights: first at UFC 223, and second by refusing the Max fight.
Imagine getting knocked down by a grappler with "no" standup
>Dude
CRINGE
jesus what a faggot
Thats not a knockdown actshullly
Yeah dude he made a stupid mistake making 500 mil against Floyd. should of just retired before making any serious money. can you be my financial advisor bro? you got a real talent for this shit, a real eye on the streets
You're absolutely right. Never pass up an opportunity in this business.
Weili Zhang is a PED user.
Black Widow dies to get the Soul Stone. Captain America returns to the past Tony Stark uses the stones to erase Thanos and his army dies in the process.
wake up Dana, this is the Salmon Fighting Championship now
powerful jaw game. i wonder if she enjoys the music of billie eilish?
Yeah it is. He went flying from a strike and only kept himself upright by posting with his hands
Lmao there you are answer my email
also, snape kills dumbledore.
alright give me a minute i gotta take the picks.
Khabib just beat the UFC's golden boy and headlined the biggest PPV in mma history. Hes undefeated.
But lets take his undisputed belt he has defended because he might not fight for 9 months.
Did y'all forget Conor had the belt for 2 years with no defenses?
true spoilers now
>thanos like dies dies( unironically )
>new cap is black
Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson
Greg Hardy vs. Dmitry Smolyakov
Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry
Glover Teixeira vs. Ion Cuțelaba
John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Thomas Gifford
It hasnt even begun. Wait til he ko's khabib in cold blood
ummm thanks for proving my point, thats not a knockdown. It wasnt ruled a knockdown on the score cards btw
this
Interim title is basically a #1 contender spot. We need to quit pretending they are anything other than that.
But if you injure yourself/are unfit to fight when the actual Champion is available to defend, that Interim belt goes directly in the trash where it belongs.
You dont cancel an event for an absent contender.
>Boxing and MMA are the same sport
You're proper fucking retarded, aren't you? Retiring from MMA and fucking off into the sunset after that match with Floyd was still doable.
You're the type of moron that has to remember to breathe, otherwise he'll pass out.
/LADD/
It was scored a knockdown and highlights show McNuggets knee hit the floor, making him a downed opponent
Gripping stuff, Lukas. Thanks it only took 8 minutes to load that email with this pr*xy.
>all this pent up rage
you were molested by your uncle werent you? lmao faggot kys, youll be better off
Lol
>500 mil
He made less than $100 mil and has already blown a sizeable chunk of it off lawsuits.
Even with his pisswater sales he is still only at $85 mil net worth now.
Oh you mean the same score cards that ruled cejudo the winner against Mighty Mouse
I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice :(
Who needs that computer science degree when you've already got hacking skills like that. Toplel m8 on getting the photos.
Mighty mouse is a fucking faggot nerd bro
Vader is Lukes father
Bruce Willis is a ghost
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze
Early stoppage baka he was just going fo a single leg.
Can't be touched
Can't be stopped
Can't be moved
Can't be rocked
Can't be shook
We hot
When will you niggas learn?
Based Gohan v Cell music
Love you
Souza
Hardy
Perry
Teixera
Lineker
Roosevelt
They originally ruled it a knockdown
They changed and altered the data later to make the fight look more even, justifying a future rematch
Favorite snack for fightnights?
>when will niggers learn
>to literally just stand up
HEY JADE, DON'T MAKE IT BADDDD
Spoiler:
hal snook (napa county PD) was the writer of the zodiac letters and cryptograms. stayed tuned for more boys they've been deciphered this "case" has been solved (there never was a single murderer)
Love you too.
Yeah Conor held up the division he should have been stripped earlier but that's a non sequitur
Fucking wikipedia cunts take money from billionaires and corporations and government agencies to keep negative info off of there but they won't let you give real shit about the zodiac killer or big foot 1967 patterson film fraud, yet they have the AUDACITY to ask for $10 donations fucking kikes
Ceremonial weigh-ins started
Max had no business being in a interim lightweight belt fight. No one with half a brain thought Max and Porier were 2 of the best 3 in lightweight. Porier also dodged Nate. He's going to get smashed by Khabib because he beat a featherweight to get the interim belt. He has no business fighting Khabib. Plus by pointing out people who have been inactive longer you're proving how pointless the interim belt was.
CONNOR RUEBUSCH HATES GREG HARDY FOR HITTING A WOMAN IN CASE YOU FORGOT
how the fuck is drug "addiction" real just stop using it
Just Another permaheemed victim of the Suga Show
[Kramer comes in.]
Kramer: Hey.
Jerry: Hey.
Kramer: Oh boy. Jerry let me ask you something, hi Elaine...
Elaine: Hey.
Kramer: This guy leaves this jacket at my mothers house two years ago. Now, she hasn't spoken to him since and now he says he wants the jacket back.
Jerry: So?
Kramer: Well, I'm not giving it back.
Jerry: Why not?
Kramer: Because I meat a lot of women in this jacket, you know they're attracted to it. Why do you think my mother went out with him?
[Kramer takes some nachos and spills some to Elaine's test.]
Kramer: Oh, gees...
Elaine: Yeah, ok...[takes the test and goes to another table.]
Kramer: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean isn't there like statue of limitations on that?
Jerry: Statute.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.
Kramer: No, statue.
Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations.
Kramer: Just wait a minute...Elaine, Elaine! Now you're smart, is it statue or statute of limitations?
Elaine: Statute.
Kramer: Oh, I really think you're wrong.
Elaine: Look, Kramer, I have to take this test ok, I don't have a long of time.
Kramer: What test?
Elaine: An IQ test.
Kramer: Why do you take an IQ test?
Elaine: It's for George.
Kramer: George?
Elaine: Yeah, can I...can I explain it to you later?
Kramer: Why are you taking an IQ test for George?
Elaine: Would you please?!
Kramer: What, is it for a job or something?
Elaine: Later!
Kramer: You're positive it's statute?
Elaine: Yes, yes!
literally laughed out loud before even reading it
(Kramer enters)
JERRY: You know you're getting gypped over here.
KRAMER: Really, Ah,
NEWMAN: We had a deal. Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging? That's a renege.
KRAMER: Oh, stop saying 'reneging".
NEWMAN: Well you're reneging.
KRAMER: I, Okay, okay. I'm not reneging.
(they try to exchange items but won't let go)
NEWMAN: All right give it to me. let go ...
KRAMER: You let go - come on ...(they fight over the items)
JERRY: Gimme that - just gimme that. Here. Idiots!
NEWMAN: Thanks buddy. So long he he ...(exits)
JERRY: Does that thing work?
KRAMER: Nah.
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THE INSTATUTEEEE!!!!
Blue M&M’s
So glad someone is taking the picks for the upcoming ultimate fighting championship card
based, cosmo kramer would unironically win against jones.
Anyone seen the latest mma vivisection?
>No one with half a brain thought Max and Porier were 2 of the best 3 in lightweight.
This is why Ferguson was offered the fight against Max BEFORE Poirier. Ferguson refused and now he's paying the price by being sidelined.
>He has no business fighting Khabib.
He's the Nr.2 contender in the division right after Ferguson. He has every right for a title shot since Ferguson refused the interim title fight and thus basically gave away his Nr.1 contender spot to Dustin.
>Plus by pointing out people who have been inactive longer you're proving how pointless the interim belt was.
The interim title is not pointless, the division still has to move on while the champ is inactive and introducing an interim belt is the perfect way to do this. It has worked numerous times in the past, both in boxing and in the UFC, Ferguson's problem with his interim title being stripped stems purely from the fact that he failed to show up for the undisputed title fight at UFC 223, which is entirely his fault. Not Dana's, not Khabib's, but his and only his. At that point, the division has already been stuck in the mud for approximately 2 years due to Conor being inactive, no one was willing to wait several more months until the interim champ recovers and no one was willing to cancel a PPV event with the main selling point being a title fight for the undisputed belt in the most stacked division.
Why does he keep jacking off One FC but never mentioning Rizin?
Why does he not know yet that they're anti-weight cutting policies are just a way to let their guys, ie evolve mma guys cut alot while preventing their opponents?
Why does he completely buy Chatri's six gorillion viewers figure?
Paulo Costa and one of his Athlete Support Personnel, Carlos Costa, of Contagem, Brazil, have each accepted a six-month sanction for violations of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy for use and administration, respectively, of a prohibited method per a USADA press release.
Was it ever determined who was hiding in the walls and spying on Tony? Sounds like the whole thing was a big cover-up with the doctor convincing Tony he imagined it.
someone post the jade in the crowd webm
figures she'd only date chad
>Athlete Support Personnel
drug dealer?
yeah and i'm an executive regional sous chef at wendy's in st. louis missouri
You know whats funny from the pics i have i know that she cheated on him lol
He only has a superficial knowledge of ONE dude, doubt he even watched his favorite manlet live.
>Why does he not know yet that they're anti-weight cutting policies are just a way to let their guys, ie evolve mma guys cut alot while preventing their opponents?
How does that work?
proof
>greg Hardy co main
Why are they pushing this faggot ?
she needed a darker girthier(sp?) god my english is shit cock she's a size queen
OHHHHH IM RENGEGINNNNNNN
WE CANT ALL BE GOING TO FANCY BERLIN UNIVERSITIES ON FULL SCHOLARSHIPS + PAY
Why was Max fighting for the interim to begin with though?
to piss off that fat virtue signaling cuck connor ruebusch
Thats literally ruled as a knockdown in the rulebook
>b-but
Don’t care. Don’t respond. Jews rule the West
>Jews rule the West
based
Derek we alright?
No one cares you fucking sandnigger zilch such a fucking blithering zero
i'm looking for a furniture craftsman in the tristate (NY/NJ/CT) area who moonlights as a volunteer firefighter in case it catches aflame anyone know a guy who posts cynthia and herica png heads?
ohhh, we're blood brothers bluddy
Be honest. No trolling. RIGHT NOW. Never again. For all that is holy. Don’t fuck around
Who is YOUR favorite FEMALE FIGHTER?
Yep Dana is a mega Jew. Sold his soul awhile ago. Dude is worth half a billion.
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Airplane you here as well?
lmao
Jessica Andrade
I invented Boston Salmon
>Airplane
ok unironically that made me laugh. first time seeing that. might be better than when i invented "notepad"
jesus fucking christ these proxies are awful
Oh boy i knew something was brewing when derek was absent for a while but i couldn't have imagined this
god damn
wait so who is dernmark
>Gets exposed as a brainlet
>"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR UR MAD"
Lmao, brainlet Leaf, you just got #RAKED
>BBW grannies
i hate all coal burners. except billie eilish. i love her grimes whisper singing.
POOCAROID IS GETTING FLUSHED
if a bomb went off in here the ufc would lose exactly 500 dollars
Hope so.
Wouldn't be the first time the saved my files and reposted them.
Check the archive, aspie.
god damn it lukas is nothing sacred any more lol
food for thought
@bokamotoESPN
Per USADA, Paulo Costa has accepted a six-month suspension for the use of an IV. Suspension is retroactive to Aug. 10, 2018.
This ends when the aquafresh dutch weight lifter gets ranged banned.
Rumble meeting my wife:
What are you trying to tell me here blud
HOLY FUCK
I remember Friends had a UFC storyline but I don't remember Bruce Buffer and Big John McCarthy being in it
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fucking amazing lads
I've seen every episode of Friends about 10 times and this is the first time I'm seeing this
jump to 3 minutes that's the best blacked raw scene ever
Where are you getting all of this?
Brett Okamoto
@bokamotoESPN
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Costa used an unapproved IV in June and November 2017, per USADA. Was used to administer stomach medication and other “permitted substances.” Costa was also fined in Brazil and NY, the jurisdictions he fought under in the separate instances.
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i dont know ive lost my train of thought
I said it in a thread yesterday but maybe someone here will tell you
Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell (/ˈaJlJʃ/; born December 18, 2001) is an American singer and songwriter. Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell[6] was born in Los Angeles, California, on December 18, 2001.[7] She is the daughter of Maggie Baird and Patrick O'Connell, both of whom are in the entertainment industry.[8][9][10] Eilish is of Irish and Scottish descent.[11] She was raised in Los Angeles' Highland Park.[7][12][13] She was homeschooled her whole life, and joined the Los Angeles Children's Chorus at age eight.
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:26:27 No.73225197 View
It's irrelevant to me, 2bh.
When I turn off my laptop I walk away from this and don't give it any thought, whilst you have people such as your countryman (the physical and mental manlet with severe ED and infertility issues, not to mention autism) who obsess over me even if I'm not here.
Which is, you've guessed it, quite sad.
Such as?
Is there anyone else I bully, humiliate, whoop, sleep, BTFO and make ultimately SHOOK that deserves a mention?
>Brazilian physical and mental manlet living in the US thinks a family and children is only a matter of dick (thus blaming his ED and infertility for the failure of attaining both)
>Not a question of principles and finding the right woman in an increasingly fucked world
I can tell your level of maturity by your posts and I can certainly tell you never completed anything beyond highschool in terms of education.
I heem'd (You) easily, bullied you, slept you, whooped you, embarrassed you. Sit down before you get further hurt, buddeh.
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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:19:11 No.73225039 View
>Projecting his own ED and status as an infertile man onto others
>Being this sad
>Still begging me because you're a little manlet with a limp dick (way to out yourself) with an unhealthy obsession with me
Yikes!
>Speak of projections
>The countryman of the physical and mental manlet PERMAVIRGIN WITH ED WHO IS INFERT
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Lol I'm always here bro
I guess airplane as a name works
Souza
Smolyakov
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Gifford
MANZERREEE BROOO MANZEREEE
Bellator shouldn't put cards head to head with the UFC. It just makes their own audience smaller they aren't stealing UFC viewership.
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I own /heem/. !4EmMEEKZYU Sat 25 Nov 2017 10:18:12 No.79912211 View
I don't waste my time with the intellectual equivalent of a Frediberto's 3am Taco, so no.
>Tell him he's obsessed and that he makes shit up about me
>Doubles down on it when called out
>Has to pretend "I'M GIVING YOU THE LAST (You)" after he begged me for one here @79911904
Rofl, rent fucking free.
Stay obsessed, sore physical and mental manlet.
>Repeating what I said to you 20 posts ago
First you try to copy Jon Hamm and now you copy me? I get that you idolise me, kid, but at least try.
Pathetic bullying victim, gentle heeminder you'll NEVER escape it.
>Your flag is nowhere near /heem/ after the days I said I'd be free
>You conveniently pop up months later trying to save face
I tried to make you feel better because your boy got fucking HUMILIATED, I felt pity for you. Doesn't change the fact that I'd mop the floor with your Shylock nosed manlet ass.
Try to save some of that welfare money up to get here if you eventually find your balls, little boy. But I doubt it. Let it be forever known that you ducked me like a bitch
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I own /heem/. !ievEmMEEK. Thu 20 Sep 2018 00:09:50 No.87657561 View
Not to mention he has nothing to prove.
He's the LHW GOAT. He's clean, never failed a drug test and has beaten all competition that was put in front of him.
Meanwhile,
>Jones is booked to fight 3 times under USADA rules
>Fails 2 drug tests (you can extrapolate that to 4 if you're being honest to yourself, considering the other samples
Who's your favourite zoomer musicians?
follow me on instagram
maycee barber hasnt responded to my inquest about that sexual molestation at her dad's gym 4 years ago
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what the fuck is wrong with you
how so
redpill me on WME
How did you get her iCloud?
Thawltz on post malone?
Thoughts on Billy A-List?
Lol who in sweet holy statist hell is YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER?
God save us all.
jeff bezos > elon musk
don't reply.
in
box
Jesus this board is utter fucking shit good God
I've learned my lesson, I'm not leaving /fit/ anymore
jessica "the jack-o-latern" andrade
/fit/ is the same shit over and over again though, not saying other boards aren't but /fit/ is like a 2 day cycle over and over again
>/fit/
how the fuck is fit real just lift 426x5 lmao with 200 pushups on a decline
Jacaré
Hardy
Cowboy
Glover
Lineker
Gifford
blipblop schleep
fuck parking sensors
fuck forward collision warning
fuck side impact airbags
fuck infotainment centers
fuck 3 zone climate adjustment
fuck in cabin fragrance
fuck soft close doors
fuck backup cameras
fuck automatic transmissions
fuck paddle shifting
fuck roadside drug tests
fuck breathalyzers
fuck speed governors
fuck volvo
fuck the chinese
fuck tesla
fuck autonomous driving
fuck zoomers
fuck power steering
fuck tracking and monitoring and wifi transmission of everything done inside your vehicle and then it being sold to advertisers
fuck CCTV
fuck speed limits
fuck biker gangs
fuck rose namajunas' mother jolita in her 50 year old lithuanian box
Lmfao what
Simple as
Pls stay brother, heem is usually a bastion of peace and brotherhood. I don't know what's happening today.
Discord fags shat all over this thread with their circlejerk
I'm honestly afraid to post right now, I feel like everyone is going to get a vacation for no reason.
DUDE WHADDAYA DOIN POSTING MY SHIT LOL
>implying i even know what the discord is
>implying i ever clicked a strawpoll
>implying i ever went on twitch
that costa rican cow is smarter than any discord tranny
anyone got the pic of the costa rican flag next to the pc with the ar15 on the door
joanna is saying she wants to go back to straw weight.
How the fuck can she even think that the cut is still possible? She should gain 15lbs of fat and fight shitty bantanweights/show off her thic ass and thighs on instagram.
She'll make more money that way.
Tony killed thanos with the gauntlet and then dies and Thor is a fat cunt now oh and capitan marvel had like 8 min creentime based Russo brothers
>takes 5 minutes to load email
>it's not daisy's reconstruction
sorry about the instagram didn't think it was personnel lol
GOD DDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Post a bunda you want to get heemd by
?
>shione cooper.jpg (272 KB, 800x1200)
could Airplane be any more fucking based?
also i agree with you on joanna. she really, really wants to win though she doesn't want to get bodied. christ flyweight is so bad she would murk ROXANNE SHITSKINARO
>flushes Thanos
>WILL flush Khabib
he's so based
In many ways he stopped thanos
I think you mean daisys destruction? lol i dont care about the email
About instagram i mean
Coral, have you ever been to Tunies?
no the sequel (reconstruction) is better
>Coral, have you ever been to Tunies?
Yes I've been before when it first opened, haven't really ever been since that I can remember. Usually just get my health stuff on amazon.
daisy's reconstruction is the heartwarming sequel where they fix her vagina and uterus.
alright well you can't argue with the body jerry
it's fucking late goodnight
post the nudes. You know the ones.
xozilla.com
GOODNIGHT LUKAS
GOODNIGHT AIRPLANE
GOODNIGHT CORAL
Souza
Smolyakov
Oliveira
Teixeira
Sandhagen
Gifford
why doesn't he have a gardener?
A boomer would never hire a gardener. He takes pride in taking care of his lawn
Hermansson
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Sandhagen
Roberts
it seems like a lot of work fucking a THICC girl
kike
DUDE WEED
I hope Woodley loses to Lawler, sees he has no hope at welterweight division, moves up to middleweight and his first fight is against Yoel
YOEL VS WOODLEY
WHOS ONIT
Wake up, Cheeto
why didn't anyone tell me Angela Hill's hot ass was fighting tomorrow
Souza
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts
nobody cares about W""""""""MMA"""""""""""""?
POST YOUR DREAM FIGHTS
Yoel vs Woodley
Kron vs Khabib
Till vs Conor
Nate vs Masvidal
Jan vs Rockhold
shut the fuck up lol
Fun Fact: Court Mcgeee has once butscooted while balls were twisted and tore his nutsack apart
>Kron
what the hell is this a b8 list?
>Yoel vs Woodley
Yoel is too big, easily coasts to a victory
>Kron vs Khabib
Khabib keeps the fight on the feet and boxes Kron's face off.
>Till vs Conor
Okay this would be a good scrap.
>Nate vs Masvidal
Masvidal KOs him worse than John Canson
>Jan vs Rockhold
Puke wins via sub
it's our sport now, wh*teboi
marty fakenewsman
You embarrass me to post with this flag
I miss tapout shirts
Anyone know how the scene at the comedy store is?
Give it to me straight. Is Schaub white?
tomorrow's card is lowkey stacked tho, might actually be better as a whole than 236
white face! someone call the SPLC now!
End of the year snoozeman
lads say you were thrown into the octogon and had to fight a random member of the country of your choosing, which would you pick
this is more to see which race/nation you think youd have the best chance of heeming and not who you hate the most
its no joke
hehehe
Who is less fuckable: Roxanne Modefferi or Amanda nunes?
Woodley is a crybaby nigger. He should be negative iq tier
Schaub?
India obviously. They are the world's worst fighters.
>Cyborg is cutie now
Uh Oh
i would kill a leaf, second one would probably be a bong tho
whichever nation is the shortest, manlets cant compete
its our country now, leafboi
You wouldnt do shit faggot lmao
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.
You wouldnt do shit faggot lmao
He's Brazilian. He probably has a 2-variant copy of the MAOA-3 gene. He'd cut your head off with an axe for bumping into him.
Another Englishman because no wrestling and I have pretty good jiu-jitsu myself.
Most Brazillians are scared pussies. The ones on Yea Forums all day especially.
I think I could heem Ben Stiller.
>dad called me a s.oyboy because I don't want to go to the boxing with him tomorrow
Heem would be much better if it was just USA, east euro, and oceania posters desu
Jorge Masvidal interview on The Schmo, he's fucking flushed bros when they talk about Askren, it's over for him in July
you're a soiboy for a lot of reasons
y r u crying doe
Although fair, it is not respectable to finish a failed RNC attempt with a neck-crank or a jawbone-squeeze
Thoughts?
*takes the belt*
Where is Lithuania?
Kron goat in 2 years
Fun to watch tho
I was boy'ing Jorge but Funky Ben is just too powerful...
*also takes the belt*
I liked him for a long time, but the three piece meme made him pure reddit. I can't wait for him to get flushed by the goat
china mate. dudes are about the size of a standard punching bag and most have t-rex arms syndrome as well as no co-ordination from a life chained to a desk or rice paddy
Id heem you brother, without a gi to grip onto you are in trouble
Good thing what you think is irrelevant. Seething nerd.
englishmen are all massive cucks and pussies and your women worship my big muslim cock whenever I go over there
johhny walker, petr yan champs by 2020 lol
*takes khabib's life and undefeated record*
Basedboy is such a stupid meme, there's way more estrogen in normal milk. People should ditch both and drink raw milk
SEEEEEEETH
Absolute fucking UNIT
Ben Askren is what peak performance looks like.
god damn right colonybro
More like Fartem Jackoff
I will get askrens face tattooed on my balls, the luscious pubes mimicking his hair if he can take out the bib
Thoughts?
Jorge "I might touch a kid" Masvidal
as far as milfs go 8/10
>why doesn't he have a gardener?
Because there's an ocean that separates Croatia and Mexico
The guy Gilbert Burns is facing is really good, still strange they gave him Burns.
Peg me.
Don't forget to post pictures
Any south east asian theyre all 5'7
Guys help me pick a Reddit name.
>3 piece and soda
I'll take the twin pack thank you
The Heem guy
Japan.
post your walkout songs
Butthurt_brit
antartica, i will fuck up a bunch of lanky dorks living out there easy
I never had a 'Summer of 69'
Never had a Cherry Valance of my own
All these precious moments
You promised me would come in time
So where was I when I missed mine?
Roxanne Modefferi, she looks like someone you'd bully but feel no remorse for it, id fuck amanda any day of the week tbqh
M O G G E D
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>not forces
lmao
N1GG3R_KI113R_420
>Be an American born in America
>actually nah I was Cuban all along xD
I hope Ben fucking kills this guy, like actually crushes his neck in a choke. Death too all shitskins who do this.
Post walk around weight and weight you would fight at
Walk around: 170
Fight weight: probably 145, never done the dehydration thing but I would be willing to try 135 although at 155 im pretty shredded
you can consider yourself both though
khabib vs askren
jones vs nganou
cruz vs aldo (used to be a dream fight of mine, until they both started to suck)
dj vs tj (same)
canor vs wonderboy
JOHNY WALKER vs my father that used to abuse me
I'm going to rate your guys posts by levels of based
I have three levels of based right now
1)Very based
2)Normal based
3)Low based
low
normal
low
low
low
normal
low
normal
very
Below low
Based, but this one is better: youtube.com
This was the only correct answer. You're welcome
youtube.com
Based Bulgarian
Based
I legitmately 100% believe Dilon Danis would tap Khabib in mma
Lol they cut the bangs too short
Souza
Smoliakov
Olivera
Tachera
Cory Cutbaby
wgaf
I think god cut your peepee too short when he was making you lmao
I think I’m getting too old for /heem/
Happy 18th brithday bro
>No one cares
Indeed. No one cares about Cringeyson's whining, the division will pass him by and Khabib will fight other contenders for the belt while he sits on the sidelines due to his own stupidity and/or cowardice.
Because he was an undefeated champ on a historical winning streak that was higher than both Khabib's and Cringeyson's. Note that unlike Goober he did not get an immediate title shot against Khabib, but had to fight a legit contender first in Poirier.
>tfw Khalil Roundtree Jr got on the joe rogan podcast before you did
Maybe one day bros.
based, every Calçinha Preta song is good af
6'0 170
I'd be perfect for the 163 division
Walkaround 185
Can make 170, can probably dab on top15-10
womens surfing is on for anyone who needs a break from the heem mindspace
worldsurfleague.com
based.
>Walkaround
300lbs
>Fight weight
125lbs
He’s officially Joe’s new bull since Romero has been inactive. Joe was gushing all over the place during his last fight.
Do you see any krav maga in local mma?
Daily reminder that literally only redditors hate Schaub
>krav maga
It's a meme
Theres a gym maxxed incel at my muay thai gym who wears a krav maga hoodie to every practice
i know, question still stands
is he any good?
>krav maga
>oh vey stop your joke 'martial arts' this is much more effective
>(((krav maga)))
shan't be harming the years of effort I have put into the art of eight limbs
Souza
Hardy
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Gifford
he cant kick for shit but hes really fucking strong
she has her face as her screensaver. Is this some new trend or is she genuinely this much of a stacy?
I heard krav maga is like a female self defense class. It just teaches you to hit in the balls and eye gouge
215-220 depending how much water I've been drinking. I wrestled at 187ish in high school, but there is no way I could get that low again. 205 for me these days, or just do a couple cycles and be Ubereem sized, my frame could handle it.
What's wrong with expressing your heritage? And hate to break it to you, but it's not just shitskins that do it lol.
poast rare Jade's
dat H-bomb
>cut 40 lbs
>sloppy takedown, crosswrist, leghumps you to decision
boom smeshed heh nothing personnel little guy
Plus Tank Abbott!
Who is Ryan Hall supposed to fight? Every fighter on the roster is ducking him except turboflushed boomers and he already chewed up all of those
Lol thats just you, b. Haha, your weewee is short lmao
Nobody is ducking that fucking zilch
Theo is a back stabbing snake you absolute ponce
jacare
hardy
platinum
CUTElaba
lineker
roosevelt
There's a strong chance Jacare loses and even stronger chance you drink your own diarrhea
Amanda Nunes is eminently fuckable.
Gamebred has got to be the most retarded nickname rn
Very cool, thanks.
>Hermansson
>Hardy
>Oliveira
>Lineker
>Roberts?
Mike Davis is horrible, he's getting destroyed
Conor The Irish Hand Grenade McGregor?
how is it retarded
Have you got any evidence for that?
Imagine if all fight started with five
Minutes of only stand up (comedy) from each fighter?
youtube.com
Is this the most iconic promo in MMA?
When Jon says “thank you” after Daniel calls him a horrible human being makes me kek every time
Brad Williams would dominate the 75lb division
Benjamin, Owen
>I'm only 23 years old
DC wasn't kidding about him being trained, he just defaulted to old shit when he ran out of material
wtf is a gamebred?
it refers to dogs who were bred to hunt game
Ask Mike Vick
It's just you that is retarded, user.
gamebred pitbull to never quit in a dog fight you STUPID FUCK
in the south now its more to refer to dogfighting
>that based jovially violent mentality
Can he save the HW division, bros?
Hermansson
Hardy
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts
Jacare
Hardy
Perry
Teixeira
Lineker
Gifford
>Master of the 50/50
instagram.com
Going to make a webm of a fighter, if anyone can guess which one by the time I get back I will paypal you £50.
Jacapoo
Hardy
Cowboy
Glover
Lineker
Roosevelt
/ourguys/
He’s in on shott notice
gotta be teruto ishihara
Brennan Schaulb
Why is a dude as white as DC allowed to use the N word?
ahhh Anderson Silva... I was close
Based Banana
God how's vannata been since his Ferguson fight?
Alligator
Hardy
Turbocan Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roosevelt
i was going to fucking say Vannata but I took a shit instead god fucking dammit
coral how you feelin today breh
early stoppage, you gotta let the salmon swim upstream
Ah I was just about to say him
Win, loss, draw, loss, draw, win. That guy was brought in just for Lando to beat, 6-4 and looked like he threw the fight.
Lando Vannata is the most entertaining can in the UFC and my boy, I will not tolerate besmirching of his good name around here
Vannata wouldn't have counted that's a Mariano webm.
kek, based
Thawts on Bryan Callen's wife?
i would devour her peach cobbler
She's pretty.
is brendan schaub gay
yes
Careful what you say, Bryan will show up at your door and KILL you
Elton John was married and had kids
Is he /ourguy/?
cringe
...
elton john is secretly straight
Cowdad meme ends soon
Lee flushed
Yes!
until he loses and then no, and we deny he ever was
Souza
Hardy
Oliveira
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts
Justine Kish
>Replying to a 12 hour old post
I'm still here though.
No you arn't since i made that post
Who's the BJ Penn of MMA?
Peru; at 1.86m 90kg I would honestly literally and completely unironically heem every there.
No you didn't I made it when I first woke up, I am ruining my sleeping pattern on purpose so I'm not tired for the fights.
>being such a sleeplet you need to ruin your life for mma
Imagine actually sleeping lmao
Dallas Marlin
Detroit Swordfish
>being such timezonelets the fights don't air at noon on sunday
>its actually a healthier way to do relationships, she told me
Wanna bet that he fucked missus Rogen at some point
BASED
Miami Haddock
London Bass
Australia is shit tier
This isn't ruining my life it is fixing it because now I wont crash after the fights and I can stay awake all day and be back to normal.
Agree that I'd rather fuck amanda, but it'd be far easier to penetrate Roxanne
Coral Springs Mahi Mahi
I bet Mrs. Rogan has knocked off entire defensive lines.
I wanna fuck cat so bad wtf
Honolulu Sardine
Is Perry winning or getting heemed
He has such a chin I don't know why the odds are so wide, very winnable fight for him.
Beijing Pollock
something smells fishy here haha
Houston Tuna
Evil Cowboy gets heemed stiff on the fence while circling into Mike's power shot in the first
based
Also why the fuck is Evil Cowboy only a blue belt when he's Brazilian
Thawts?
Big, bold, brown
>Pukes it up
youtube.com
...
No-Gi
See upper left corner
ah right
webm when
mmmmmm she needs a good dickin
I have more bunda than that. Just give me some tight shorts
Same reason Barboza is a white belt literal small children outgrapple him, jungle niggers are lazy
Coffee is degenerate and unhealthy
>most based post of the year
Cincinnati Grouper
>When you realize Askren is going to be UFC Champion in 2020
Jacare
Hardy
Platinum
Glover
Lineker
Roberts