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Great thread thanks OP mind if I post here

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I've only just woke up.

let it happen

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This is the thread

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wow this weigh in video is pretty interesting
youtu.be/kExgNPLLnGk?t=5327

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what should you do if you get heemed by a table or worktop by accident?

If this ever happens you should seek advice on /heem/ immediately

1:28:48 if anyone is interested

Wait is this the thread guys?

High IQ favourite fighters
> Colby
> Woodley
> Garbrandt
> Jacare
> Jon Jones

Intermediate IQ favourite fighters:
> Askren
> Diaz (Nate)
> Romero
> Paul Craig

Bottomless pit IQ favourite fighters:
> McGregor

Low IQ favourite fighters
> everyone else

>you now remember Bully Beatdown

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Add Kron and Till to intermediate

youtu.be/ZWBCnvOuXK8?t=2335

Let's be real. Joe hasn't changed as much as people claim he has.

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heem without mention of that faggot pos Schaub? Fucking finally

> people who mention schaub are faggots
> mentions schaub

Favourite edition of Below the Belt?

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The one where that closeted homo touched brendan schaub's weewee. Someone pull that up

This thread needs more Megan

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based

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0.01 % top elite tier IQ boys: Oleinik.

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When’s she fighting again?

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never, she was too exposed by holm

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>tattoos
yikes

May 18

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>posting a bundalet
lmao

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Wtf, why was I banned from the heem discord?

*slices your eyeball open with her toenail*

FUCK JEWS

You know nothing of true bunda, pleb

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looks like darren till
sanko is a peach megan is a dude with a wig
im not into trannies

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>wrestlefucked by a over-the-hill boxer

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How is Woodley high iq? He looked like an autist who can't punch first when he fought Usman

Is it gay if brandon is the top?

Shows how lame Nunes's "double champ" meme shit was. They don't even have a top 10 for womens 145 and over half of the 145 fighters are really 135 fighters.

Megan should be put to breeding to produce many warriors for our clan, lads.

The JRE MMA show w/ Khalil is quite comfy.

What did she mean by this?

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It's good you were banned. That place is for fags.

Wtf are you even posting dude are you a stalker or something?

>tfw my Eternal Boy, Ryan "Master of the 50/50" Hall isn't planning to fight in 2019

It's not fair lads, I need more Hall kino.

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>longest active win streak in UFC and student of your close friend
>no feature
>have black skin and win a decision
>booked in 2 weeks

Yeah it was really lined up for "someone" to come along and become the 4xchamp.
But we all know what happened.......

Tony on JRE would be a train wreck. I’d be surprised if he even wanted to do it, he generally avoids media.

The best timeline would be Val closing out 145 by winning a rubber match

imho you should not let a CTEd and roided Brazilian fighter yelling at you get close but that's just my opinion, what do I know?

if you don't want to see Tony physically threaten Joe live on air then lose my number b

what the fuck possesses you to make the OP like this?
you deserve a slow and painful death

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I hope Eddie is here too if that is true, that would be the best podcast

Rogan would not be able to handle the truth bombs that Tony discovered in the last couple of months.
The CIA would never approve that interview.

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Joe's obsession with black people is so fucking weird. I know he has black kids and married a coal burner, but does he have to bring his creepy fetish into everything?

Do I go on the hunting shows Joe watches talking about BBW grannies nonstop? Not usually. So Joe should return that same courtesy to me.

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Based show, I liked back in the day and I appreciate it even more now, like, how most of those guys didn't even expected or experience before a real fight, and once they started to getting punched in the face the immediately break, pretty based

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Favorite boomer fighter?
For me its crocop

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Is khalil rogan's fav bull now?

What if she missed and her toes landed in my mouth haha gross I would hate that

Somebody as based as Crocop should not be pushing. A man of his status deserves a lawn tractor.

It truly is unsettling the way he talks about black people. I’ve turned the podcast off before and just had to say Jesus Christ

except that one time that the bully was bigger than the fighter and won the 10k. what an embarrassment.

youtube.com/watch?v=uRLWU2tTKDI

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whos the cutie on the left

for me its werdum

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>Sean O'Malley vs. Cheetoh Vera set for UFC 239
RIP in piss faget

stoner dude bro meme ends soon

Tony with Eddie would be kino.

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lol no

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Based. It's a shame Dana wanted to make another meme double champ with Max instead of working with Tony and Khabib to make the match. Tony is going to come back with a vengeance.

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12:58
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and this is why theo is based

This is your body on veganism

michael rapaport>theo von

Bryan "Bam Bam" Barberena.

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Boston Salmon is p4p the best name in mma

he is also the p4p goat keep in mind his last fight was an early stoppage and a fluke

Dude, Dana literally gave Tony first dibs on the fight with Max, what more do you want? You can't just freeze the entire division until Khabib comes back, you either strip Khabib or you make a new interim belt. Dana has chosen to make a new interim belt, which is a logical thing to do despite the retarded memes about interim belts being worthless (tell that to the interim belt holders who get champion level pay, lmao), as interim belts were created precisely for situations like this.

Dana is not the one who refused to work with Tony on the Khabib match, it's Tony who specifically refused to fight for the interim belt and now he will pay the price by being sidelined.

That's a really stupid post

*destroys everyone in you are path*

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Show was fake. So was Pimp my Ride. My childhood was all a lie, bros.

Why does Phil Davis always choke at the finish line? He has an incredible body, full steroid/HGH stack, insane reach, elite wrestling...yet every single time he gets close to success he comes up just short.

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Maybe he's just not that good? Ever thought about that?

He's been "almost elite" for 5 years and "good" for 8 years. It's just weird to see an elite competitor not hit the top. Now he's 34 and probably on the way down.

wake the fuck up Whittaker, Jon, DC, it's all over

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*heems ur civilization*

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It's called an uppergatekeeper

just had an autism attack and heemed myself stiff, what are some Boston Salmon fights for this feel

the ufc debut

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I don't think he really gives a shit about fighting. Job is job

boston "champ champ champ champ champ champ" salmon

why doesn't he strip khabib for being an agressive fool but he strips tony for an accident?

Literally zero chance Jacare loses. I swear to allah I'll suck a turd straight from my own asshole if he manages to lose somehow.

hhnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

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reminds me of this ass

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I'd heem you all

the fire rises

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yuck

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fuck off Paul

Yeah fer ser Tony should have fought for an interim because khabib is a dumbass and chimped out over some stupid trash talk. Khabib should have been stripped if anything.

>thot nails

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pomp eet

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if Salmon has taught us anything its that every peach has its pit

wake up jones, oh wait, you're fucking dead

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Conor McGregor should've retired after UFC 205.

Robert Whittaker and Yoel Romero would make short work of Gegard Mousasi.

GSP would mop the floor with Khabib.

These are facts. Don't @ me.

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Because Kahbib didn't pull out of a title fight, you fucking retard.

No one is going to strip Khabib, you don't strip a lineal, undisputed champ for a 1 year inactivity period, lmao. Poominick went 2 years inactive until he was finally stripped, 1 year is nothing. No one can force Tony to take that interim belt fight, but no one is going to give him a title shot while disregarding the new interim belt holder either. He fucked himself over by ducking Max and ducking Khabib at the same time, which puts him at 2 instances of ducking against Khabib in title fights: first at UFC 223, and second by refusing the Max fight.

Imagine getting knocked down by a grappler with "no" standup

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>Dude

CRINGE

jesus what a faggot

Thats not a knockdown actshullly

Yeah dude he made a stupid mistake making 500 mil against Floyd. should of just retired before making any serious money. can you be my financial advisor bro? you got a real talent for this shit, a real eye on the streets

You're absolutely right. Never pass up an opportunity in this business.

Weili Zhang is a PED user.

Black Widow dies to get the Soul Stone. Captain America returns to the past Tony Stark uses the stones to erase Thanos and his army dies in the process.

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wake up Dana, this is the Salmon Fighting Championship now

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powerful jaw game. i wonder if she enjoys the music of billie eilish?

Yeah it is. He went flying from a strike and only kept himself upright by posting with his hands

Lmao there you are answer my email

also, snape kills dumbledore.

alright give me a minute i gotta take the picks.

Khabib just beat the UFC's golden boy and headlined the biggest PPV in mma history. Hes undefeated.

But lets take his undisputed belt he has defended because he might not fight for 9 months.

Did y'all forget Conor had the belt for 2 years with no defenses?

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true spoilers now
>thanos like dies dies( unironically )
>new cap is black

Ronaldo Souza vs. Jack Hermansson
Greg Hardy vs. Dmitry Smolyakov
Alex Oliveira vs. Mike Perry
Glover Teixeira vs. Ion Cuțelaba
John Lineker vs. Cory Sandhagen
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Thomas Gifford

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It hasnt even begun. Wait til he ko's khabib in cold blood

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ummm thanks for proving my point, thats not a knockdown. It wasnt ruled a knockdown on the score cards btw

this

Interim title is basically a #1 contender spot. We need to quit pretending they are anything other than that.

But if you injure yourself/are unfit to fight when the actual Champion is available to defend, that Interim belt goes directly in the trash where it belongs.

You dont cancel an event for an absent contender.

>Boxing and MMA are the same sport
You're proper fucking retarded, aren't you? Retiring from MMA and fucking off into the sunset after that match with Floyd was still doable.

You're the type of moron that has to remember to breathe, otherwise he'll pass out.

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/LADD/

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It was scored a knockdown and highlights show McNuggets knee hit the floor, making him a downed opponent

Gripping stuff, Lukas. Thanks it only took 8 minutes to load that email with this pr*xy.

>all this pent up rage

you were molested by your uncle werent you? lmao faggot kys, youll be better off

Lol

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>500 mil

He made less than $100 mil and has already blown a sizeable chunk of it off lawsuits.

Even with his pisswater sales he is still only at $85 mil net worth now.

Oh you mean the same score cards that ruled cejudo the winner against Mighty Mouse

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice :(

Who needs that computer science degree when you've already got hacking skills like that. Toplel m8 on getting the photos.

Mighty mouse is a fucking faggot nerd bro

Vader is Lukes father
Bruce Willis is a ghost
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze

Early stoppage baka he was just going fo a single leg.

Can't be touched
Can't be stopped
Can't be moved
Can't be rocked
Can't be shook
We hot
When will you niggas learn?

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Based Gohan v Cell music

Love you

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Souza
Hardy
Perry
Teixera
Lineker
Roosevelt

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They originally ruled it a knockdown

They changed and altered the data later to make the fight look more even, justifying a future rematch

Favorite snack for fightnights?

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>when will niggers learn
>to literally just stand up

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HEY JADE, DON'T MAKE IT BADDDD

Spoiler:

hal snook (napa county PD) was the writer of the zodiac letters and cryptograms. stayed tuned for more boys they've been deciphered this "case" has been solved (there never was a single murderer)

Love you too.

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Yeah Conor held up the division he should have been stripped earlier but that's a non sequitur

Fucking wikipedia cunts take money from billionaires and corporations and government agencies to keep negative info off of there but they won't let you give real shit about the zodiac killer or big foot 1967 patterson film fraud, yet they have the AUDACITY to ask for $10 donations fucking kikes

Ceremonial weigh-ins started

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Max had no business being in a interim lightweight belt fight. No one with half a brain thought Max and Porier were 2 of the best 3 in lightweight. Porier also dodged Nate. He's going to get smashed by Khabib because he beat a featherweight to get the interim belt. He has no business fighting Khabib. Plus by pointing out people who have been inactive longer you're proving how pointless the interim belt was.

CONNOR RUEBUSCH HATES GREG HARDY FOR HITTING A WOMAN IN CASE YOU FORGOT

how the fuck is drug "addiction" real just stop using it

Just Another permaheemed victim of the Suga Show

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[Kramer comes in.]

Kramer: Hey.

Jerry: Hey.

Kramer: Oh boy. Jerry let me ask you something, hi Elaine...

Elaine: Hey.

Kramer: This guy leaves this jacket at my mothers house two years ago. Now, she hasn't spoken to him since and now he says he wants the jacket back.

Jerry: So?

Kramer: Well, I'm not giving it back.

Jerry: Why not?

Kramer: Because I meat a lot of women in this jacket, you know they're attracted to it. Why do you think my mother went out with him?

[Kramer takes some nachos and spills some to Elaine's test.]

Kramer: Oh, gees...

Elaine: Yeah, ok...[takes the test and goes to another table.]

Kramer: Anyway, it's been two years. I mean isn't there like statue of limitations on that?

Jerry: Statute.

Kramer: What?

Jerry: Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.

Kramer: No, statue.

Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations.

Kramer: Just wait a minute...Elaine, Elaine! Now you're smart, is it statue or statute of limitations?

Elaine: Statute.

Kramer: Oh, I really think you're wrong.

Elaine: Look, Kramer, I have to take this test ok, I don't have a long of time.

Kramer: What test?

Elaine: An IQ test.

Kramer: Why do you take an IQ test?

Elaine: It's for George.

Kramer: George?

Elaine: Yeah, can I...can I explain it to you later?

Kramer: Why are you taking an IQ test for George?

Elaine: Would you please?!

Kramer: What, is it for a job or something?

Elaine: Later!

Kramer: You're positive it's statute?

Elaine: Yes, yes!

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literally laughed out loud before even reading it

(Kramer enters)

JERRY: You know you're getting gypped over here.

KRAMER: Really, Ah,

NEWMAN: We had a deal. Are you reneging out of the deal? Are you reneging? That's a renege.

KRAMER: Oh, stop saying 'reneging".

NEWMAN: Well you're reneging.

KRAMER: I, Okay, okay. I'm not reneging.

(they try to exchange items but won't let go)

NEWMAN: All right give it to me. let go ...

KRAMER: You let go - come on ...(they fight over the items)

JERRY: Gimme that - just gimme that. Here. Idiots!

NEWMAN: Thanks buddy. So long he he ...(exits)

JERRY: Does that thing work?

KRAMER: Nah.

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THE INSTATUTEEEE!!!!

Blue M&M’s

So glad someone is taking the picks for the upcoming ultimate fighting championship card

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based, cosmo kramer would unironically win against jones.

youtu.be/_V2sBURgUBI

Anyone seen the latest mma vivisection?

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>No one with half a brain thought Max and Porier were 2 of the best 3 in lightweight.
This is why Ferguson was offered the fight against Max BEFORE Poirier. Ferguson refused and now he's paying the price by being sidelined.

>He has no business fighting Khabib.
He's the Nr.2 contender in the division right after Ferguson. He has every right for a title shot since Ferguson refused the interim title fight and thus basically gave away his Nr.1 contender spot to Dustin.

>Plus by pointing out people who have been inactive longer you're proving how pointless the interim belt was.
The interim title is not pointless, the division still has to move on while the champ is inactive and introducing an interim belt is the perfect way to do this. It has worked numerous times in the past, both in boxing and in the UFC, Ferguson's problem with his interim title being stripped stems purely from the fact that he failed to show up for the undisputed title fight at UFC 223, which is entirely his fault. Not Dana's, not Khabib's, but his and only his. At that point, the division has already been stuck in the mud for approximately 2 years due to Conor being inactive, no one was willing to wait several more months until the interim champ recovers and no one was willing to cancel a PPV event with the main selling point being a title fight for the undisputed belt in the most stacked division.

Why does he keep jacking off One FC but never mentioning Rizin?
Why does he not know yet that they're anti-weight cutting policies are just a way to let their guys, ie evolve mma guys cut alot while preventing their opponents?
Why does he completely buy Chatri's six gorillion viewers figure?

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Paulo Costa and one of his Athlete Support Personnel, Carlos Costa, of Contagem, Brazil, have each accepted a six-month sanction for violations of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy for use and administration, respectively, of a prohibited method per a USADA press release.

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Was it ever determined who was hiding in the walls and spying on Tony? Sounds like the whole thing was a big cover-up with the doctor convincing Tony he imagined it.

someone post the jade in the crowd webm

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figures she'd only date chad

>Athlete Support Personnel
drug dealer?

yeah and i'm an executive regional sous chef at wendy's in st. louis missouri

You know whats funny from the pics i have i know that she cheated on him lol

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He only has a superficial knowledge of ONE dude, doubt he even watched his favorite manlet live.

>Why does he not know yet that they're anti-weight cutting policies are just a way to let their guys, ie evolve mma guys cut alot while preventing their opponents?
How does that work?

proof

>greg Hardy co main
Why are they pushing this faggot ?

she needed a darker girthier(sp?) god my english is shit cock she's a size queen

OHHHHH IM RENGEGINNNNNNN

WE CANT ALL BE GOING TO FANCY BERLIN UNIVERSITIES ON FULL SCHOLARSHIPS + PAY

Why was Max fighting for the interim to begin with though?

to piss off that fat virtue signaling cuck connor ruebusch

Thats literally ruled as a knockdown in the rulebook

>b-but
Don’t care. Don’t respond. Jews rule the West

>Jews rule the West
based

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Derek we alright?

No one cares you fucking sandnigger zilch such a fucking blithering zero

i'm looking for a furniture craftsman in the tristate (NY/NJ/CT) area who moonlights as a volunteer firefighter in case it catches aflame anyone know a guy who posts cynthia and herica png heads?

ohhh, we're blood brothers bluddy

Be honest. No trolling. RIGHT NOW. Never again. For all that is holy. Don’t fuck around

Who is YOUR favorite FEMALE FIGHTER?

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Yep Dana is a mega Jew. Sold his soul awhile ago. Dude is worth half a billion.

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inbox

Airplane you here as well?
lmao

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Jessica Andrade

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I invented Boston Salmon

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>Airplane
ok unironically that made me laugh. first time seeing that. might be better than when i invented "notepad"

jesus fucking christ these proxies are awful

Oh boy i knew something was brewing when derek was absent for a while but i couldn't have imagined this

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god damn

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wait so who is dernmark

>Gets exposed as a brainlet
>"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR UR MAD"
Lmao, brainlet Leaf, you just got #RAKED

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>BBW grannies

i hate all coal burners. except billie eilish. i love her grimes whisper singing.

POOCAROID IS GETTING FLUSHED

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/90259765/#90267404

if a bomb went off in here the ufc would lose exactly 500 dollars

Hope so.

Wouldn't be the first time the saved my files and reposted them.

Check the archive, aspie.

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Lol youtu.be/9ClYy0MxsU0

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god damn it lukas is nothing sacred any more lol
food for thought

@bokamotoESPN

Per USADA, Paulo Costa has accepted a six-month suspension for the use of an IV. Suspension is retroactive to Aug. 10, 2018.

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1121878298164748289

This ends when the aquafresh dutch weight lifter gets ranged banned.

Rumble meeting my wife:

youtube.com/watch?v=_X57lHbQP6k

What are you trying to tell me here blud

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HOLY FUCK
I remember Friends had a UFC storyline but I don't remember Bruce Buffer and Big John McCarthy being in it

youtube.com/watch?v=u-oGIRn6IPo

(Skip about 1:20 in)

fucking amazing lads
I've seen every episode of Friends about 10 times and this is the first time I'm seeing this

jump to 3 minutes that's the best blacked raw scene ever

Where are you getting all of this?

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Brett Okamoto
@bokamotoESPN
·
58s
Costa used an unapproved IV in June and November 2017, per USADA. Was used to administer stomach medication and other “permitted substances.” Costa was also fined in Brazil and NY, the jurisdictions he fought under in the separate instances.

youtube.com/watch?v=JkhaK9ZeVyw
i dont know ive lost my train of thought

I said it in a thread yesterday but maybe someone here will tell you

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Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell (/ˈaJlJʃ/; born December 18, 2001) is an American singer and songwriter. Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell[6] was born in Los Angeles, California, on December 18, 2001.[7] She is the daughter of Maggie Baird and Patrick O'Connell, both of whom are in the entertainment industry.[8][9][10] Eilish is of Irish and Scottish descent.[11] She was raised in Los Angeles' Highland Park.[7][12][13] She was homeschooled her whole life, and joined the Los Angeles Children's Chorus at age eight.

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

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PORTIONS KNOBLAUCH SAUCE Thu 17 Jan 2019 22:48:49 No.90312597 View
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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:26:27 No.73225197 View
It's irrelevant to me, 2bh.

When I turn off my laptop I walk away from this and don't give it any thought, whilst you have people such as your countryman (the physical and mental manlet with severe ED and infertility issues, not to mention autism) who obsess over me even if I'm not here.

Which is, you've guessed it, quite sad.

Such as?

Is there anyone else I bully, humiliate, whoop, sleep, BTFO and make ultimately SHOOK that deserves a mention?

>Brazilian physical and mental manlet living in the US thinks a family and children is only a matter of dick (thus blaming his ED and infertility for the failure of attaining both)
>Not a question of principles and finding the right woman in an increasingly fucked world

I can tell your level of maturity by your posts and I can certainly tell you never completed anything beyond highschool in terms of education.

I heem'd (You) easily, bullied you, slept you, whooped you, embarrassed you. Sit down before you get further hurt, buddeh.
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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 21:19:11 No.73225039 View
>Projecting his own ED and status as an infertile man onto others
>Being this sad
>Still begging me because you're a little manlet with a limp dick (way to out yourself) with an unhealthy obsession with me

Yikes!

>Speak of projections
>The countryman of the physical and mental manlet PERMAVIRGIN WITH ED WHO IS INFERT
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERGENIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERR NIGNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGERGER

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Lol I'm always here bro

I guess airplane as a name works

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Souza
Smolyakov
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Gifford

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MANZERREEE BROOO MANZEREEE

Bellator shouldn't put cards head to head with the UFC. It just makes their own audience smaller they aren't stealing UFC viewership.

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MADE IN LONG ISLAND SERRA BJJ LEAVITTOWN Thu 17 Jan 2019 22:46:08 No.90312568 View
Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 20:43:17 No.87850708 View
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I own /heem/. !4EmMEEKZYU Sat 25 Nov 2017 10:18:12 No.79912211 View
I don't waste my time with the intellectual equivalent of a Frediberto's 3am Taco, so no.

>Tell him he's obsessed and that he makes shit up about me
>Doubles down on it when called out
>Has to pretend "I'M GIVING YOU THE LAST (You)" after he begged me for one here @79911904
Rofl, rent fucking free.

Stay obsessed, sore physical and mental manlet.

>Repeating what I said to you 20 posts ago
First you try to copy Jon Hamm and now you copy me? I get that you idolise me, kid, but at least try.

Pathetic bullying victim, gentle heeminder you'll NEVER escape it.

>Your flag is nowhere near /heem/ after the days I said I'd be free
>You conveniently pop up months later trying to save face
I tried to make you feel better because your boy got fucking HUMILIATED, I felt pity for you. Doesn't change the fact that I'd mop the floor with your Shylock nosed manlet ass.

Try to save some of that welfare money up to get here if you eventually find your balls, little boy. But I doubt it. Let it be forever known that you ducked me like a bitch
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I own /heem/. !ievEmMEEK. Thu 20 Sep 2018 00:09:50 No.87657561 View
Not to mention he has nothing to prove.

He's the LHW GOAT. He's clean, never failed a drug test and has beaten all competition that was put in front of him.

Meanwhile,
>Jones is booked to fight 3 times under USADA rules
>Fails 2 drug tests (you can extrapolate that to 4 if you're being honest to yourself, considering the other samples

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Who's your favourite zoomer musicians?

youtube.com/watch?v=lsi6kCSTIFU

instagram.com/kyliemeade9/

follow me on instagram

maycee barber hasnt responded to my inquest about that sexual molestation at her dad's gym 4 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

what the fuck is wrong with you

how so

redpill me on WME

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How did you get her iCloud?

Thawltz on post malone?
Thoughts on Billy A-List?

Lol who in sweet holy statist hell is YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FIGHTER?

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God save us all.

jeff bezos > elon musk

don't reply.

in
box

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Jesus this board is utter fucking shit good God
I've learned my lesson, I'm not leaving /fit/ anymore

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jessica "the jack-o-latern" andrade

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/fit/ is the same shit over and over again though, not saying other boards aren't but /fit/ is like a 2 day cycle over and over again

>/fit/
how the fuck is fit real just lift 426x5 lmao with 200 pushups on a decline

Jacaré
Hardy
Cowboy
Glover
Lineker
Gifford

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blipblop schleep

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fuck parking sensors
fuck forward collision warning
fuck side impact airbags
fuck infotainment centers
fuck 3 zone climate adjustment
fuck in cabin fragrance
fuck soft close doors
fuck backup cameras
fuck automatic transmissions
fuck paddle shifting
fuck roadside drug tests
fuck breathalyzers
fuck speed governors
fuck volvo
fuck the chinese
fuck tesla
fuck autonomous driving
fuck zoomers
fuck power steering
fuck tracking and monitoring and wifi transmission of everything done inside your vehicle and then it being sold to advertisers
fuck CCTV
fuck speed limits
fuck biker gangs
fuck rose namajunas' mother jolita in her 50 year old lithuanian box

Lmfao what

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Simple as

Pls stay brother, heem is usually a bastion of peace and brotherhood. I don't know what's happening today.

Discord fags shat all over this thread with their circlejerk

I'm honestly afraid to post right now, I feel like everyone is going to get a vacation for no reason.

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DUDE WHADDAYA DOIN POSTING MY SHIT LOL

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>implying i even know what the discord is
>implying i ever clicked a strawpoll
>implying i ever went on twitch

youtube.com/watch?v=2q6rndPvFcI

that costa rican cow is smarter than any discord tranny

anyone got the pic of the costa rican flag next to the pc with the ar15 on the door

joanna is saying she wants to go back to straw weight.
How the fuck can she even think that the cut is still possible? She should gain 15lbs of fat and fight shitty bantanweights/show off her thic ass and thighs on instagram.
She'll make more money that way.

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Tony killed thanos with the gauntlet and then dies and Thor is a fat cunt now oh and capitan marvel had like 8 min creentime based Russo brothers

>takes 5 minutes to load email
>it's not daisy's reconstruction

sorry about the instagram didn't think it was personnel lol

GOD DDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Post a bunda you want to get heemd by

?

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>shione cooper.jpg (272 KB, 800x1200)
could Airplane be any more fucking based?
also i agree with you on joanna. she really, really wants to win though she doesn't want to get bodied. christ flyweight is so bad she would murk ROXANNE SHITSKINARO

>flushes Thanos
>WILL flush Khabib

he's so based

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In many ways he stopped thanos

I think you mean daisys destruction? lol i dont care about the email

About instagram i mean

Coral, have you ever been to Tunies?

no the sequel (reconstruction) is better

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>Coral, have you ever been to Tunies?
Yes I've been before when it first opened, haven't really ever been since that I can remember. Usually just get my health stuff on amazon.

daisy's reconstruction is the heartwarming sequel where they fix her vagina and uterus.

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alright well you can't argue with the body jerry

it's fucking late goodnight

post the nudes. You know the ones.

xozilla.com/videos/30170/busty-tanned-brunette-gets-big-boobs-covered-with-sperm/

GOODNIGHT LUKAS
GOODNIGHT AIRPLANE
GOODNIGHT CORAL

Souza
Smolyakov
Oliveira
Teixeira
Sandhagen
Gifford

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why doesn't he have a gardener?

A boomer would never hire a gardener. He takes pride in taking care of his lawn

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Hermansson
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Sandhagen
Roberts

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it seems like a lot of work fucking a THICC girl

kike

DUDE WEED

I hope Woodley loses to Lawler, sees he has no hope at welterweight division, moves up to middleweight and his first fight is against Yoel

YOEL VS WOODLEY
WHOS ONIT

Wake up, Cheeto

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why didn't anyone tell me Angela Hill's hot ass was fighting tomorrow

Souza
Hardy
Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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nobody cares about W""""""""MMA"""""""""""""?

POST YOUR DREAM FIGHTS

Yoel vs Woodley
Kron vs Khabib
Till vs Conor
Nate vs Masvidal
Jan vs Rockhold

shut the fuck up lol

Fun Fact: Court Mcgeee has once butscooted while balls were twisted and tore his nutsack apart

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>Kron

what the hell is this a b8 list?

>Yoel vs Woodley
Yoel is too big, easily coasts to a victory
>Kron vs Khabib
Khabib keeps the fight on the feet and boxes Kron's face off.
>Till vs Conor
Okay this would be a good scrap.
>Nate vs Masvidal
Masvidal KOs him worse than John Canson
>Jan vs Rockhold
Puke wins via sub

it's our sport now, wh*teboi

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marty fakenewsman

You embarrass me to post with this flag

I miss tapout shirts

Anyone know how the scene at the comedy store is?

Give it to me straight. Is Schaub white?

tomorrow's card is lowkey stacked tho, might actually be better as a whole than 236

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white face! someone call the SPLC now!

End of the year snoozeman

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lads say you were thrown into the octogon and had to fight a random member of the country of your choosing, which would you pick

this is more to see which race/nation you think youd have the best chance of heeming and not who you hate the most

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its no joke

hehehe

Who is less fuckable: Roxanne Modefferi or Amanda nunes?

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Woodley is a crybaby nigger. He should be negative iq tier

Schaub?

India obviously. They are the world's worst fighters.

>Cyborg is cutie now

Uh Oh

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i would kill a leaf, second one would probably be a bong tho

whichever nation is the shortest, manlets cant compete

its our country now, leafboi

You wouldnt do shit faggot lmao

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Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.

You wouldnt do shit faggot lmao

He's Brazilian. He probably has a 2-variant copy of the MAOA-3 gene. He'd cut your head off with an axe for bumping into him.

Another Englishman because no wrestling and I have pretty good jiu-jitsu myself.

Most Brazillians are scared pussies. The ones on Yea Forums all day especially.

I think I could heem Ben Stiller.

>dad called me a s.oyboy because I don't want to go to the boxing with him tomorrow

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Heem would be much better if it was just USA, east euro, and oceania posters desu

Jorge Masvidal interview on The Schmo, he's fucking flushed bros when they talk about Askren, it's over for him in July

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you're a soiboy for a lot of reasons

y r u crying doe

Although fair, it is not respectable to finish a failed RNC attempt with a neck-crank or a jawbone-squeeze

Thoughts?

*takes the belt*

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Where is Lithuania?
Kron goat in 2 years
Fun to watch tho

I was boy'ing Jorge but Funky Ben is just too powerful...

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*also takes the belt*

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I liked him for a long time, but the three piece meme made him pure reddit. I can't wait for him to get flushed by the goat

china mate. dudes are about the size of a standard punching bag and most have t-rex arms syndrome as well as no co-ordination from a life chained to a desk or rice paddy

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Id heem you brother, without a gi to grip onto you are in trouble

Good thing what you think is irrelevant. Seething nerd.

englishmen are all massive cucks and pussies and your women worship my big muslim cock whenever I go over there

johhny walker, petr yan champs by 2020 lol

*takes khabib's life and undefeated record*

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Basedboy is such a stupid meme, there's way more estrogen in normal milk. People should ditch both and drink raw milk

SEEEEEEETH

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Absolute fucking UNIT

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Ben Askren is what peak performance looks like.

god damn right colonybro

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More like Fartem Jackoff

I will get askrens face tattooed on my balls, the luscious pubes mimicking his hair if he can take out the bib

Thoughts?

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Jorge "I might touch a kid" Masvidal

as far as milfs go 8/10

>why doesn't he have a gardener?
Because there's an ocean that separates Croatia and Mexico

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The guy Gilbert Burns is facing is really good, still strange they gave him Burns.

Peg me.

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Don't forget to post pictures

Any south east asian theyre all 5'7

Guys help me pick a Reddit name.

>3 piece and soda
I'll take the twin pack thank you

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The Heem guy

Japan.

post your walkout songs

youtube.com/watch?v=2PQpwNRVG5Y

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youtube.com/watch?v=HQZBaJAngH8

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Butthurt_brit

youtube.com/watch?v=zUpTJg2EBpw

youtube.com/watch?v=hncLJlW_O-I

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antartica, i will fuck up a bunch of lanky dorks living out there easy

I never had a 'Summer of 69'
Never had a Cherry Valance of my own
All these precious moments
You promised me would come in time
So where was I when I missed mine?

youtube.com/watch?v=c1-015Iy7ls

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Roxanne Modefferi, she looks like someone you'd bully but feel no remorse for it, id fuck amanda any day of the week tbqh

M O G G E D
O
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>not forces
lmao

N1GG3R_KI113R_420

>Be an American born in America
>actually nah I was Cuban all along xD
I hope Ben fucking kills this guy, like actually crushes his neck in a choke. Death too all shitskins who do this.

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Post walk around weight and weight you would fight at

Walk around: 170

Fight weight: probably 145, never done the dehydration thing but I would be willing to try 135 although at 155 im pretty shredded

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you can consider yourself both though

khabib vs askren
jones vs nganou
cruz vs aldo (used to be a dream fight of mine, until they both started to suck)
dj vs tj (same)
canor vs wonderboy
JOHNY WALKER vs my father that used to abuse me

I'm going to rate your guys posts by levels of based
I have three levels of based right now

1)Very based
2)Normal based
3)Low based

low
normal
low
low
low
normal
low
normal
very

Below low

Based, but this one is better: youtube.com/watch?v=XRKwbIQ2-sg

This was the only correct answer. You're welcome
youtube.com/watch?v=gx7XbV82JfQ

Based Bulgarian

Based

I legitmately 100% believe Dilon Danis would tap Khabib in mma

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Lol they cut the bangs too short

Souza
Smoliakov
Olivera
Tachera
Cory Cutbaby
wgaf

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I think god cut your peepee too short when he was making you lmao

I think I’m getting too old for /heem/

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Happy 18th brithday bro

>No one cares
Indeed. No one cares about Cringeyson's whining, the division will pass him by and Khabib will fight other contenders for the belt while he sits on the sidelines due to his own stupidity and/or cowardice.

Because he was an undefeated champ on a historical winning streak that was higher than both Khabib's and Cringeyson's. Note that unlike Goober he did not get an immediate title shot against Khabib, but had to fight a legit contender first in Poirier.

>tfw Khalil Roundtree Jr got on the joe rogan podcast before you did

Maybe one day bros.

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based, every Calçinha Preta song is good af

6'0 170

I'd be perfect for the 163 division

Walkaround 185
Can make 170, can probably dab on top15-10

womens surfing is on for anyone who needs a break from the heem mindspace
worldsurfleague.com/posts/383870/its-on-day-11-of-the-rip-curl-pro-rip-curl-womens-pro-bells-beach

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youtube.com/watch?v=WnBTiJawNE8

based.

>Walkaround
300lbs
>Fight weight
125lbs

He’s officially Joe’s new bull since Romero has been inactive. Joe was gushing all over the place during his last fight.

Do you see any krav maga in local mma?

Daily reminder that literally only redditors hate Schaub

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>krav maga
It's a meme

Theres a gym maxxed incel at my muay thai gym who wears a krav maga hoodie to every practice

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i know, question still stands

is he any good?

>krav maga
>oh vey stop your joke 'martial arts' this is much more effective
>(((krav maga)))
shan't be harming the years of effort I have put into the art of eight limbs

Souza
Hardy
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Gifford

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he cant kick for shit but hes really fucking strong

she has her face as her screensaver. Is this some new trend or is she genuinely this much of a stacy?

I heard krav maga is like a female self defense class. It just teaches you to hit in the balls and eye gouge

215-220 depending how much water I've been drinking. I wrestled at 187ish in high school, but there is no way I could get that low again. 205 for me these days, or just do a couple cycles and be Ubereem sized, my frame could handle it.

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What's wrong with expressing your heritage? And hate to break it to you, but it's not just shitskins that do it lol.

poast rare Jade's

dat H-bomb

>cut 40 lbs
>sloppy takedown, crosswrist, leghumps you to decision

boom smeshed heh nothing personnel little guy

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Plus Tank Abbott!

Who is Ryan Hall supposed to fight? Every fighter on the roster is ducking him except turboflushed boomers and he already chewed up all of those

Lol thats just you, b. Haha, your weewee is short lmao

Nobody is ducking that fucking zilch

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Theo is a back stabbing snake you absolute ponce

jacare
hardy
platinum
CUTElaba
lineker
roosevelt

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There's a strong chance Jacare loses and even stronger chance you drink your own diarrhea

Amanda Nunes is eminently fuckable.

Gamebred has got to be the most retarded nickname rn

Very cool, thanks.

>Hermansson
>Hardy
>Oliveira
>Lineker
>Roberts?

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Mike Davis is horrible, he's getting destroyed

Conor The Irish Hand Grenade McGregor?

how is it retarded

Have you got any evidence for that?

Imagine if all fight started with five
Minutes of only stand up (comedy) from each fighter?

youtube.com/watch?v=ynIv7q6nQII
Is this the most iconic promo in MMA?

When Jon says “thank you” after Daniel calls him a horrible human being makes me kek every time

Brad Williams would dominate the 75lb division

Benjamin, Owen

>I'm only 23 years old
DC wasn't kidding about him being trained, he just defaulted to old shit when he ran out of material

wtf is a gamebred?

it refers to dogs who were bred to hunt game

Ask Mike Vick

It's just you that is retarded, user.

ITS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=u3k7J26WV1Y

gamebred pitbull to never quit in a dog fight you STUPID FUCK
in the south now its more to refer to dogfighting

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>that based jovially violent mentality
Can he save the HW division, bros?

Hermansson
Hardy
Oliveira
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roberts

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Jacare
Hardy
Perry
Teixeira
Lineker
Gifford

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>Master of the 50/50
instagram.com/p/Bwu4tfPg4QU/

Going to make a webm of a fighter, if anyone can guess which one by the time I get back I will paypal you £50.

Jacapoo
Hardy
Cowboy
Glover
Lineker
Roosevelt

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youtu.be/u3k7J26WV1Y

/ourguys/

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He’s in on shott notice

gotta be teruto ishihara

Brennan Schaulb

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Why is a dude as white as DC allowed to use the N word?

ahhh Anderson Silva... I was close

Based Banana

God how's vannata been since his Ferguson fight?

Alligator
Hardy
Turbocan Perry
Cutelaba
Lineker
Roosevelt

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i was going to fucking say Vannata but I took a shit instead god fucking dammit

coral how you feelin today breh

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early stoppage, you gotta let the salmon swim upstream

Ah I was just about to say him

Win, loss, draw, loss, draw, win. That guy was brought in just for Lando to beat, 6-4 and looked like he threw the fight.

Lando Vannata is the most entertaining can in the UFC and my boy, I will not tolerate besmirching of his good name around here

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Vannata wouldn't have counted that's a Mariano webm.

kek, based

Thawts on Bryan Callen's wife?

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i would devour her peach cobbler

She's pretty.

is brendan schaub gay

yes

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Careful what you say, Bryan will show up at your door and KILL you

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Elton John was married and had kids

Is he /ourguy/?

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cringe

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...

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elton john is secretly straight

Cowdad meme ends soon

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Lee flushed

Yes!
until he loses and then no, and we deny he ever was

Souza
Hardy
Oliveira
Teixeira
Lineker
Roberts

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Justine Kish

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>Replying to a 12 hour old post

I'm still here though.

No you arn't since i made that post

Who's the BJ Penn of MMA?

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Peru; at 1.86m 90kg I would honestly literally and completely unironically heem every there.

No you didn't I made it when I first woke up, I am ruining my sleeping pattern on purpose so I'm not tired for the fights.

>being such a sleeplet you need to ruin your life for mma

Imagine actually sleeping lmao

Dallas Marlin

Detroit Swordfish

>being such timezonelets the fights don't air at noon on sunday

>its actually a healthier way to do relationships, she told me

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Wanna bet that he fucked missus Rogen at some point

youtube.com/watch?v=A-n8LiA4hEI

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BASED

Miami Haddock

London Bass

Australia is shit tier

This isn't ruining my life it is fixing it because now I wont crash after the fights and I can stay awake all day and be back to normal.

Agree that I'd rather fuck amanda, but it'd be far easier to penetrate Roxanne

Coral Springs Mahi Mahi

I bet Mrs. Rogan has knocked off entire defensive lines.

I wanna fuck cat so bad wtf

Honolulu Sardine

Is Perry winning or getting heemed

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He has such a chin I don't know why the odds are so wide, very winnable fight for him.

Beijing Pollock

something smells fishy here haha

Houston Tuna

Evil Cowboy gets heemed stiff on the fence while circling into Mike's power shot in the first

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based
Also why the fuck is Evil Cowboy only a blue belt when he's Brazilian

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Thawts?

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Big, bold, brown

>Pukes it up
youtube.com/watch?v=Z6jw13ANLCE

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...

No-Gi

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See upper left corner

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ah right

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webm when

mmmmmm she needs a good dickin

I have more bunda than that. Just give me some tight shorts

Same reason Barboza is a white belt literal small children outgrapple him, jungle niggers are lazy

Coffee is degenerate and unhealthy

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>most based post of the year

Cincinnati Grouper

>When you realize Askren is going to be UFC Champion in 2020

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Jacare
Hardy
Platinum
Glover
Lineker
Roberts

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