imagine if he had a meme marketing stance
Imagine if he had a meme marketing stance
>relevant freekick goals
ronaldo: 1
messi: 0
he needed english and bit more of cuntiness to surpass ronaldo in the instagram game
>d-doesn't count
>regular coke
fucking BASED
fuck that faggot coke zero and coke "light" bullshit
honestly that shit is probably more harmful than sugar in the long run
Where's Siggy or jwp??
>people used to use free kicks and weak foot as arguments in favor of Ronaldo
>now Messi scores way more free kicks and just as many weak foot goals as Ronaldo
All Ronny has left is headers
Wow, Hakan is still in that list despite losing his meme freekick skill in Milan.
oh boy here come the triggered poo skins
>Chalanoglu used to score freekciks
>he used to score at all
>he can't even take a corner properly
wtf happened?
Don't worry he'll start doing that too in next season. With help of jumping shoes
>Pirlo retired in 2017
Still ahead of Penaldo
as much as i like Suarez at Barca. I kinda wish he stayed at liberpool so he could be the main free kick taker. he was god tier for them
Yeah but can Messi tap it in like Ronaldo? Didn't think so.
Messi is better at tap ins, in fact Messi is statistically better at all ranges
the state of her 'za
>only Serie A and La Liga have players capable of scoring freekicks
bauerliga and eplel btfo
coke zero is the bee's knees. it tastes way better than diet coke.
>most goals since...
does this just mean goals since? i don't understand the ''most'' bit
most = more.
They are just saying these players have scored the largest number of FKs since (and presumably including) that season
>Champions League
>Messi 4
>Ronaldo 12
oh no
oh no no
oh no no no
>yea so what if Messi statpads against Eibar, all goals are the same
then obviously Pele shits on Messi any day of the week
>free kicks since the year Ronaldo wrecked his knee for the first time and Messi became good at free kicks after sucking at them for the first half of his career
>le triggered gyppo appears
I thought only modern stats were relevant, though. Sounds like you're anxious to move those goalposts. If only you could move the entire goal so Ronaldo could score a little more.
>he has an image named Ronald_body.jpg saved on his hard drive
OH NO NO NO
Based Messi literally scored a header in a CL final