imagine if he had a meme marketing stance
Imagine if he had a meme marketing stance
Christopher Anderson
Jeremiah Rogers
>relevant freekick goals
ronaldo: 1
messi: 0
Julian Thompson
he needed english and bit more of cuntiness to surpass ronaldo in the instagram game
Jacob Brooks
>d-doesn't count
Parker Jackson
>regular coke
fucking BASED
fuck that faggot coke zero and coke "light" bullshit
Angel Howard
honestly that shit is probably more harmful than sugar in the long run
Jose Ward
Where's Siggy or jwp??
Dominic White
>people used to use free kicks and weak foot as arguments in favor of Ronaldo
>now Messi scores way more free kicks and just as many weak foot goals as Ronaldo
All Ronny has left is headers
Angel Brown
Wow, Hakan is still in that list despite losing his meme freekick skill in Milan.
Grayson Hughes
oh boy here come the triggered poo skins
Sebastian Jenkins
>Chalanoglu used to score freekciks
>he used to score at all
>he can't even take a corner properly
wtf happened?
Nathaniel Jenkins
Don't worry he'll start doing that too in next season. With help of jumping shoes
Adrian Gray
>Pirlo retired in 2017
Still ahead of Penaldo
Henry Johnson
as much as i like Suarez at Barca. I kinda wish he stayed at liberpool so he could be the main free kick taker. he was god tier for them
Justin Bailey
Yeah but can Messi tap it in like Ronaldo? Didn't think so.
Ryder Powell
Messi is better at tap ins, in fact Messi is statistically better at all ranges
Dominic Martinez
the state of her 'za
Ian Murphy
>only Serie A and La Liga have players capable of scoring freekicks
bauerliga and eplel btfo
Jaxon Johnson
coke zero is the bee's knees. it tastes way better than diet coke.
Lincoln Watson
>most goals since...
does this just mean goals since? i don't understand the ''most'' bit
Mason Robinson
most = more.
Logan Wilson
They are just saying these players have scored the largest number of FKs since (and presumably including) that season
Owen Gray
>Champions League
>Messi 4
>Ronaldo 12
oh no
oh no no
oh no no no
>yea so what if Messi statpads against Eibar, all goals are the same
then obviously Pele shits on Messi any day of the week
Blake Smith
>free kicks since the year Ronaldo wrecked his knee for the first time and Messi became good at free kicks after sucking at them for the first half of his career
Colton Thompson
>le triggered gyppo appears
I thought only modern stats were relevant, though. Sounds like you're anxious to move those goalposts. If only you could move the entire goal so Ronaldo could score a little more.
>he has an image named Ronald_body.jpg saved on his hard drive
OH NO NO NO
Nicholas Rivera
Based Messi literally scored a header in a CL final