AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Where is my boy Robertson?

9-0 incoming when we face them

Scott status: thrown

>Scotlel

Are they playing in Aralsk or somewhere near there? Because that poisoned air and the awful climate resulting from the dead of Aral Sea may be a powerful home advantage for kazahks

We can still qualify via nations league

>tripfag "opinions"

>we

Oh no no no no no

>mfw

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I don't care what anyone says rape is hot af

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>he thinks Scotland is a country

>get trashed by a terrible french team at rugby
>get trashed by kazakhstan at football

is it over for scotland?

More like 8 to 1 but keep seething

Absolute unfettered COPE.

oh

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Wtf this group is more than doable for scotland and they still manage to fuck up against a garbage team.. i want them to qualify. For some reason we always end up together for qualifications

But you are the same country, why are you against your scottish brethren?

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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>we still massively outweigh your population but it’s actually slightly less than what you said

Why does everyone hate us?

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I like you

Wales have less people but aren't shit at sports.
Iceland have a fraction of your population and are competitive.
There are literal tax-haven micronations like Gibraltar that are better than you.
You have absolutely no fucking excuses.

How come Wales and N. Ireland dont have the same inferiority complex as Scotland? Isnt N Ireland basically just Scots anyway?

They do, there's just less of them so you don't hear it as much.

Very nice

>gibraltar is better than you
How? And don’t bring up that celtic game from a few years ago, because that team had several foreign players
>Iceland have a fraction of your population and are competitive.
Yeah you should know, engpaki

Wales has culture and a language; Scotland defines itself by not being English

>Yeah you should know, engpaki
Yeah, I should, that's almost explicitly the reason I named them. What a fucking burn.

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>Teams to lose to Kazakhstan by three or more goals without scoring since 1994:

Pakistan
UAE
Laos
Nepal
Macau
Andorra
Azerbaijan
Scotland

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What's do different about Wales? It looked the same to me.

Saw signs in Welsh but everyone spoke English

>shitland

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JUST LOOK AT THOSE POWERHOUSES OF FOOTBALL

Brexit doesn't mean you have to stay away from european football

fewer people

im sorry

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Wales was conquered and forcibly had much of its culture and language taken away
Scotland actually did it willingly as their king and nobility became English and they joined the union after bankrupting themselves due to the Darien scheme

>Cyprus already 3-0 ahead against San Marino after 30 minutes

Wales is literally just a mini England

Oh wait, now it's 4.

CONGRATULATIONS SCOTLAND
YOU AREN'T BOTTOM ANY MORE

>their king and nobility became English
>this cope
It’s the other way around and you know it

Southern Wales has always had strong links to England and more importantly to London. The Welsh would get very rich driving their sheep to London and trading along the way.

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It's a 'unironically being Scottish and pretending not to be suicidal on a daily basis' episode

>James VI of Scotland inherits England
>Almost universally known as James I of England
>James and the aristocray move south and never come back
>Scots language dies out as the Scottish aristocracy and gentry embrace English language and culture
Fast forward 400 years and the whole population speaks English, are ruled by Elizabeth (the SECOND) who is known in most of the world as the Queen of England, voted against their own independence in a referendum and are now being dragged out of the EU despite massively voting against it because of England, bless

UAE is very competitive, they made it to the semis of this year's Asian Cup!

Scotland should only play rugby

A shame that Kazakhstan beat them 3-0 in 1997 then

Could EngPakis best Scotland?

VERY NICE

Scottish League is a joke. It's pretty much rec league tier beyond Celtic and Rangers

Is there a legitimate argument against firing every single Scottish manager and player and just starting again?

I think you could turn the average pub team into a better team than Scotland if they could train full time.

I'm Welsh and dabbing HARD on Scotland. Football isn't even our most popular sport so why are you so much worse than us?

>entire team full of SPL players
>scots complain when you call it a pub league despite them getting annihilated by kazakhstan

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Holy mother of hell, how the fuck did that happen?

I mean, you can slip occasionally in some of those non-European away games in the middle of nowhere, but losing fucking 3 to nothing in Boratland??

wtf Scots

Imagine if it merged with PL.

They would be lucky to merge with League 1 and not get instantly BFTO

Celtic would be in the Championship and the rest in league one or two

OCH NO NO NO NO NO
*glasses you*

All the best England rejects are going to Wales now because they want to play with Bayol.

just to be sure is kazakhstan better or worse than trinidad and tobago ?

Man I wish there was a England Scotland Wales N Ireland Gibraltar group for the banter

We cant make properly fun of scots because of the united kingdom flag...
We NEED the different uk flag, englands wales and the other shitholes

>9-0

not with courtois lol

Based on rankings Tripadvisor are 93 and Borat is 117

where are the kazakh posters?

We've been wanting this for years m8

>full of spl players
>doubt.jpg

Prem and Championship galore

if only the mods could work on that instead of eating hotpockets

ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS

Consider the following: Scotland, Wales and Norn Ireland (if they don't reunite with Ireland after Brexit) form an own national team.

I kind of want Scotland to make it to a tournament just so I can actually be alive to see us destroy their dreams like we did in 96.
>Annihilate the Netherlands in the last game of the groups stages
>Winning 4-0 and playing outstanding football
>Let in one goal towards the end of the game to ensure Scotland are knocked out of the comp.
Just beautiful.

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Why would Wales willingly make their own team worse?

Alex McLeish has a job in football despite not knowing anything about football.

This what do Wales get from it?

Doubt the Republic wants to unite with the North.

Where was Robertson?

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This what happens when your manager is in the early stages of alzheimers

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If every single current Welsh national team player is indeed better than every single current Scottish national team player, then those Welsh lads would be playing and form the squad obviously. Nothing would change for them in that case.

But surely there is some Scot who is better than his Welsh counterpart.

Same here, porridge wogs kick up a fuss about how oppressed by england they are and get all the money despite doing it by choice
>muh population
We have half of theirs and it is not our national sport
>qualified for nothing in 21 years
>never made it past the first round of a tournament
>no grand slam since 1990
>worst rugby team before shitaly joined
>no language
>proEU
>voted against independence

Can the scotcucks do anything right?

Make a UK team

If you think poisoned air and awful climate would disadvantage the Scottish then you've never been to Scotland

No thanks.

Andy Murray

They are just memeing. Tierney and Robertson (Liverpool RB) would walk into the Wales team.

was sir alex ferguson the last great scotsman?

>our
>us
Maybe because wales had the luck of Gareth bale being born there you stupid taffy cunt

>Football isn't even our most popular sport
Yes it is
Don't believe rugby myths. Week to week at club level football is miles bigger.

I've got no great love for Wales, but you're not Scots, and that alone makes me you like you 1000x more.

How popular is PL in Wales qnd Scotland? Can I go to a random pub and watch it?

Kazakhstan is full of nomadic chads. Scotland is full of Liberal soimen.

Why is Kazakhstan even in Uefa? It's in Central Asia

>EBAM
>trains in and uses English facilities
>competes under British flag
ah yes, another success for scotland

Scotland is literally on the British flag mate

any Scottish m8s from Glasgow here?

how true is the "Glasgow effect"?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect

is the city really that bad to live in?

Best 11 in a 4-4-2 would be:

GK: Hennessey (Wales)
LB: Tierney (Scotland)
CB: Evans (N.Ireland)
CB: Williams (Wales)
RB: Robertson (Scotland)
LM: Bale (Wales)
CM: Ramsey (Wales)
CM: Fuck knows, they all look shit. King (Wales) maybe.
RM: Snodgrass (Scotland)
ST: None of these countries have good strikers

They are perfidious and beady eyed.

Isnt all of UK besides London poor as shit?

>King
Behave. Joe Allen

No?

Nah, the roads are so shit in Wales but everywhere looks a lot nicer if you like rustic. When you drive into Wrexham from Chester you can feel the country change.

What are some good places not London?

maybe, but it's not everywhere THAT bad

>The Glasgow effect refers to the low life expectancy and poor health of residents of Glasgow, Scotland, compared to the rest of the United Kingdom and Europe.
>Defined as "excess mortality in the West of Scotland (Glasgow) after controlling for deprivation", the Glasgow effect is part of the "Scottish effect"; the country as a whole has health disparities compared to the rest of Europe, and indeed has been called "the sick man of Europe". The disparities are greatest in Glasgow.
>Although lower income levels are generally associated with poor health and shorter lifespan, epidemiologists have argued that poverty alone does not appear to account for the disparity found in Glasgow. Equally deprived areas of the UK such as Liverpool and Manchester have higher life expectancies, and the wealthiest ten percent of the Glasgow population have a lower life expectancy than the same group in other cities.
>One in four men in Glasgow die before they are 65.

as you can see, Glasgow is killing its residents in bigger rates than other shithole cities in the UK like Liverpool or Manchester

>The Welsh would get very rich driving their sheep to London
Wales has always been far poorer than England.

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Ashley Williams isn't even the best CB for Wales. He's maybe not even top 5 these days. Mepham, Rodon, Chester, even Davies and Dummett are better than old Ash. Lockyer and Lawrence not far off given how fast Williams has fallen off since Swansea sold him.

Snodgrass over Brooks lmao.

Hard to answer because it's such a weird question, I don't know what you'd consider as 'good'.
It's like me asking if all of New York state is shit because Manhatten is rich.

Lake district, Derbyshire and Cheshire are the most well off norf places. Cornwall and Devon in the South West and Kent, Surrey and Berkshire in the South East. The only nice places in London are Fulham and Chelsea.

Glaswegians come from a different planet.
They like to Larp as an industrial 19th century city engaged in a gangs of new york style sectarian war with themselves all the while pushing propaganda that they are the friendliest people in the UK. The underclass have carried on the tradition of knife gangs and their low IQ mindset views healthy food as class betrayal and effeminate.

Idk I might be moving there soon but London is expensive. Maybe Bath?

Well Cardiff and Swansea play/played in the prem in recent years so quite popular in Wales.
Yeah most pubs would show it.
The Welsh league is much weaker than the Scottish league. S4C has the rights (not against this but it shows the lack of interest). Won't ever change until the Welsh clubs in the English league system are made to play in Wales.

M8 I don't even know who half your league 1 players are.

Doesnt look like Cardiff will stay in PL

>Cornwall
Cornwall is very poor.

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That image is such a meme.

Dont think its as true as it was a few years ago as lots of Glasgow is being gentrified now.

Trust me, I visited that hell hole a couple of years ago and Scotland it's a paradise compared to it.

There's lots of nice market/medieval cities and towns they just don't make the news that often, in the areas around London alone we have cities like Norwich, Ipswich, Canterbury, Oxford, Brighton, Winchester that have a lot of money in them. There's shit tons of smaller towns that I couldn't even being to start naming that are full of rich old folk.

I was thinking Oxford until I saw Paki rape gangs there too. Anywhere where I'll be safe from them?

>spend all summer with croatian flags on twitter
>lose 3-0 to Borat

ahahahahahahahahahaha

>expecting this clueless data mining gook to understand that let alone do it

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No where is safe from them?

Someone make a thread on QA and maybe mods will do it if the post gets big enough desu

I don't usually steal le epic twitter memes but this is an exception.

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YOU MUST HELP US WITH THIS PROBLEM

>Yea Forumseds thinking Scots are in any way affected by complete failure

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Unless you're a 13 year old girl who is trying to make their parents mad you're not going to have any contact with them. Pakistanis don't really integrate with the rest of society. You'll only ever see them at work or if they're at a mosque.

But seriously why is that shit so rampant?

/pol/ really does rot your brain. Then again, you started at a disadvantage being born American.

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>rampant
what are you on?

Oxford. Telford. Rotherham. Rochdale. Huddersfield. Petersbourgh. Bristol.

All had grooming gangs

your not THAT much better really.

other than Bale and Ramsay we have the better squad. the players aren't the problem(although it doesn't help when they're undedicated as fuck and 4 guaranteed starters decide they can't be fucked going out to kazakhstan to play)

we need a good manager. we've seen what Northern Ireland has done with a much poorer squad. everyone we've had has been a fucking dinosaur since Craig Brown. somebody foreign with managerial experience PLEASE. we'll appoint Moyes though. absolute stick-on. SAD

Teams to lose to Kazakhstan by three or more goals without scoring since 1994:

Pakistan
UAE
Laos
Nepal
Macau
Andorra
Azerbaijan
Scotland

Everyone knew this was coming when they appointed McLeish.

how would Wales be worse?

they've got players from Scunthorpe, Bristol Rovers, Barsnsley and Charlton in their squad. no one from League 1 would get anywhere near the Scotland squad.

They're completely segregated from the rest of society and typically only work in their own institutions with other Pakistanis so it's hard to detect the ones who are noncing. They prey on young girls who are already drinking and doing drugs instead of going to school, those type of girls usually have already been given up on by school, social services, their own family etc. It's as much a problem of drugs and alcohol.

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YAKSHEMASH!

>no one from League 1 would get anywhere near the Scotland squad.

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>that Norf Norf Europe v Souf Norf Europe divide

>no one from League 1 would get anywhere near the Scotland squad.

We had two in the squad tonight mate.

Lewis Morgan and Jon Mclaughlin

Yeah. They'd turn down Scotland in the hopes of finding a Gibraltarian grandma.

Lol. Forgot about those two jobbers

Neither will play a single minute in this campaign

>League 1
Literally higher standard than the SPL

>Neither will play a single minute in this campaign
That's mostly because of how short 'this campaign' is going to be.

we couldve used mclaughlin in goals today, bain is beyond shite

Everyone spoke English to you. Welsh speakers are reasonably common, as are Irish Gaelic speakers in Ireland. Scottish Gaelic speakers are basically non existent outside the highlands, and there are only about three people in the highlands.

Aye bain doesn't organise his defence at all. I'd have had Gordon on there before him even though Bain is playing for Celtic

Playing 4 players with next to no international experience in that defence+GK was absolute idiocy

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Lol!

Hahaha

For me, its ZayNUTdinov

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Didn't a player recently snub Aberdeen (a top 4 club) to join a National League team because they could offer better wages?

Giggs picked a 30+ man squad and played the 11 worst against Trinidad. Hardly comparable to the shower that lost against the Kazakhs in a competitive game.

Cornwall is heaven on earth

Poor doesnt necessarily mean bad quality of life, many people would probably be healthier and happier earning 30k a year as a teacher or something in Truro than earning 100k as an office consultant in London, due to having a better communal life, lower population density, lower cost of living, etc.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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When did it ever start?

For me, it’s Dino

yikes

Imagine if Scotland loses to San Marino

Kid, your entire country has been thrown around by the French, Vikings, Germans, Dutch and Scots for the past 1000 years.

The “English” culture that James adapted to isn’t even Anglo Saxon, literally just rebranded French.

Face it, if it hadn’t been for us and the French your entire country would be an irrrelevant backwater shithole instead of just the North and London, just the fact that some England bothered to create this thread shows how seething with built up incel-tier rage you all are over us for absolutely nothing.

Your nation is an embarrassment to national football, you’re league regularly gets BTFO by farmers from lel liga and your national team is so shite they made a documentary about coming fourth in the world cup - not even you pacey nogs are good.

English laws are decided by Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish MPs while all three of those nations have their own parliaments/assemblies to vote on their own laws; you are eternally chucked by “your” own union, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop it

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The problem is too many Championship players, English football is shit outside the prem

it literally isn't. it isn't even close

teemu pukki and oli mcburnie are two of the top scorers in the championship, and scottish fans are well aware of how dreaful the both of them are

he didn't snub Aberdeen, they accepted a bid for him

This would never have happened under Strachan. I genuinely think McLeish might be learning disabled.

>teemu pukki and oli mcburnie are two of the top scorers in the championship, and scottish fans are well aware of how dreaful the both of them are
The SPL's second highest scorer is someone that scored 0 goals in 15 appearances in the Conference

and? he was 19 year old.

Andy Robertson was playing for Queen's Park at that age. Jamie Vardy was playing for Stocksbridge Park Steelers. Means nothing.

>has own laws
>is forced to Brexit by English

Uh huh

UAE sucks actually they were hardly decent in the Asian Cup and were stomped by Qatar at home

The championship is by far the best second tier in the world

>Group stages

The Championship is a solid league on its own and would rival some leagues like Belgium and the Netherlands to a certain extent. The problem is that Scotland are calling up dreadful Championship players like Palmer, Fleck, McGinn and even League One nobodies like Lewis Morgan.

It's the same issue for the USA - we call up garbage MLS Americans and complain about the quality of the league when in fact the best players in MLS are foreigners who are a league above the rest.

thinking about going to scotland on vacation this summer. any suggestions?

>scotland
>summer

olmo

isle of skye, but early in the season or it's midge hell

is june early in the season?

yeah

Brilliant

kazakhstan kazakhstan you very nice place

McSalty
youtube.com/watch?v=5Qp87AV8ucA

What u did there?

How can Scotland look so terrible defensively with McTominay and fucking Robertson?

scots fans (especially in rugby) are incredibly smug when they rarely win and that makes english butthurt

Wales + Robbo and will griggs would be good

ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH

this group is a joke
how am i supposed to get hype for matchups against San Marino, Cyprus and Kazachstan

You don't worry about Scotland, they will leave your "union" soon enough.

HSV supporter here.
how did david bates play? result suggests god-awful, but anyone saw him play?

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alcohol?

the prospect of comfy threads like the one we had yesterday with the russians

>we

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Robertson missed the game to get his teeth whitened

Last WC Scotland fans obsessed over England so much that now even the casual England fan delights in their humiliation

You brought this on yourselves

youll never win anything with gingers

Lost his man for one of the goals, other than that everyone was awful

thxxx

muh population

Uruguay has half of Scotland's population, probably about a tenth of its player pool, and is inconceivably better at football.

Why don't Cymru, Alba and Éire form a Celtic team?

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Environmental study of the Sir Daria river basin

Imagine a British isles tournament

You'd have to genocide every Rangers/Hearts fan as well as every other anti-Catholic Scot in order to get them to accept any part in a Celtic Union.

Wales would be much more willing but they are the most vehemently nationalist of these isles and so probably wouldn't like their identity being eroded into bland Celticism.

This is why ***banter*** from Scots disgusts me so much.
You have absolutely no position to be talking shit, you're not even a minnow.

used to happen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Home_Championship
youtube.com/watch?v=uDOiE8HsTPQ

I don't watch or pay attention to sports I just came here to laugh.

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Why do Scots deny their Celticness
Scotland is actually unique in having a mixed heritage of Gaelic, Pictish and British Celtic ancestry

>I CANNAE BELIEVE IT

could laos beat scotland?

For me, It's Tunes of War

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>Why do Scots deny their Celticness
Because they're Anglo

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>your nation is an embarrassment to national football
says the guy whose team just lost 3-0 to kazakhstan
>you are (kek) league regularly BTFO by spanish farmers
since 2002 the only spanish teams to regularly knock out an english one in CL are real madrid and barcelona, has only happened on 3 other occasions (villareal v everton 2005, atletico v lesta 2017, sevilla v man u 2018)
this season scotland's top two in the europa league (a competition they unironically take seriously) were knocked out by villarreal (17th) and valencia (7th)
>incel-tier rage
literally im not mad u are
>cucked by the union
so politically independent that you get to choose whether you stay in the eu, right?

also no mention of language. despite the porridge wog's hatred of the english he has no language of his own and so has to speak their tongue, ironic

>BRITS OUT, PAKIS IN
HAHAHAHAHA

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