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/hoc/
Justin Cox
Carson Morgan
Absloute shant
Charles Johnson
>be hockey
>be for everyone
John Smith
Gavin Johnson
hockey
Dylan Allen
nig
Noah Lopez
arizona 'desert dogs' coyotes
Adrian Harris
>be the penguins leading with 30 seconds left
>lose
Blake Parker
Shan't be posting in this thread after this initial post
Elijah Smith
uhhhh
Dominic Adams
hey guys i accidently posted in the previous thread
please go check the post in there, thank you
ps. this new thread is very homo
Levi Collins
>Minnesota won't win a cup this ye-
Blake Richardson
I love trannies. There, I said it.
Nolan White
faggot
Christopher Johnson
Lincoln Carter
-ar
Tyler Bell
t. sunbelt
Nathaniel Diaz
umm womens hockey doesnt count :^)
Alexander Davis
>hockey doesn't count
Logan Parker
stanley cup matters. How many does minisomalia have again?
Asher Ortiz
>muh womens and teenage hokkei
shoutlaughings at pedocreepersota
Grayson Miller
they dont even try to hide their buggery
Anthony Roberts
/hoc/ absolutely seething
Nathan Ramirez
91555763
not even gonna give this pedosodan my (you). too valuable for their loliconia
Jason Price
Lol this thread is pretty homo sex
Dominic Peterson
at least we know pedosoda recognizes that canada has won a cup since 1993
Jaxon Kelly
Are the girls pedos too?
Cameron Hughes
I bet that turns you on doesn't it pal?
Jacob James
Jackson Bailey
at least we know people recognize the need for a lowercase c when referring to this non-country
Elijah Wood
they should have included the years those contracts were signed instead of pretending that getzlaf contract from 2013 is comparable to one signed in 2019
Evan Rogers
And their faggot fanbase still thinks they won't be in salary cap hell.
Jaxon Bennett
does anyone really think that user?
Brody Brooks
>laffs
>taking tavares when they should've gotten more defense
lmaooo
Caleb Lee
>comparable to one signed in 2019 by a twink with an IQ in single digits
fify
Leo Ross
When this happened and I posted this, someone wanted to argue that Matthews + Tavares is comparable to Crosby + Malkin
Xavier Jackson
How much money do they have left for Marner?
Jaxon Campbell
>crosby + malkin is matthews and tavares
fuck no. I know both are good but they are nowhere near them
Evan Carter
its comparable in the sense that in their signing year both contracts amounted to ~30% of their teams total cap space
Evan Moore
i get it user, you are totally in love with dubas, but mad he wont let you be his power bottom
Jace Jackson
True, but they were arguing that the 30% total cap space was merited for Matt and Tava
Kevin Brooks
good morning leafs nation
Connor Cook
merited or not, i dont see how this is a admitting that toronto is not in salary cap hell
pittsburgh has relied on many different tactics to continue putting a competitive roster on the ice entirely due to their salary cap constraints
Ethan Diaz
because the pongs have endless talent to draw from yet the laffs kicked themselves in the dick with a contract like marleaus, even when he bruins did the same with backes yet they too have plenty of youth to use?
Eli Nelson
exactly. pittsburgh alleviates their salary cap issues by ditching players that require new contracts and instead bringing up rookies on ELCs
this only works because crosGOD can take an AHL tier winger and have him put up 13 goals in the playoffs
marleau's contract isnt even that bad, they signed him for 3 seasons not 7
Xavier Thompson
Just woke up lads
Kayden Price
Me too
Ayden Robinson
same
Jackson Taylor
Who are the biggest frauds in the sport?
Nathaniel Myers
the tampa bay lgbtning by far
Nathan Jenkins
This
Grayson Torres
Tavares
Aaron Garcia
>40 goals
>fraud
obsessed and seething
Chase Martin
Just got to work reminder that Tavares is overrated shit
Nolan Ortiz
Wouldn't know what to do without /hoc/
and that's the truth
Nolan Garcia
O B S E S S E D
Nathaniel Foster
Aiden Carter
>all that talent on one roster
>zero (0) cups to show for it
yikes
Zachary Perry
Getting on the plane lads
Evan Wood
>TWO Canadians in my office now
GARRRYYYYYYYY
Ethan Wilson
Bros, I don’t think I’m going to make it. Thought I was feeling good when I woke up this morning despite only sleeping for 3 hours. Had a hearty breakfast, finally had some appetite. But 4 hours into the day the shaking and hot flashes are right back.
Blake Rodriguez
CAЛABAT ABTOMOБИЛИCT ПPOГHOЗ MAШA БAБКO ПЬЁT И КУPИT MASHA BABKO DRUNK CMEPTЬ ХOККEИCTA
CMOTPETЬ: youtu.be
18 03 2019
Gavin Nguyen
Knew a brother and sister from Canada in elementary school. Called them GAYnadians every day. But that was before /hoc/. Now whenever I see a Canadian bitchboy, me and my friends beat him up.
Isaac Allen
For me, its having an olympic gold medal in Mens ice hockey AFTER the inclusion of NHL players
Carter Stewart
someone want to explain to me what boris is up too right here? i clicked the video but its just some dude streaming his desktop screen w/ thumbnails of lolis in youtube vids
Samuel Gray
>delet system 32
>burn house to be safe
>party van is on it's way
Carson King
N
Alexander Sanders
I
Joshua Lopez
G
Isaac Roberts
no
Evan Cox
G
Julian Rivera
For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spengler
Luis Carter
For me it's Lahen Pelicans
Logan Morgan
is /hoc/ for everyone?
Xavier Wilson
for me it's the future NWHL-CWHL merger
Dominic Perry
/hoc/ for only me. GET OUT of my thread
Lucas Lopez
>the two players who signed most recently make the most money
absolutely SHOCKING turn of events
everyone but sunbelters
Daniel Torres
What should I expect?
Luis Evans
diarrhea
Aiden Turner
might make a trip down to the hospital for fun today. want me to ask the doctor what to do about your condition?
Caleb Davis
FLAVOR COUNTRY
Austin Campbell
kys fat bitch just fuck off to /ck/
Easton Morales
Sunbelt here suck my cock lmao!
Cooper Peterson
>mad
>at little tiny hamburgers
Eli Davis
sure, just let me find my magnifying glass
Colton Rogers
>canadians sucking sunbelt cock
checks out
Jonathan Ward
did you need one as well user? i dont own a high powered microscope, but im sure i could find one
Daniel King
>le u mad? XD
No ones mad, you fat retard. But this place has rules so if you want to talk about food you fuck off to the right board
Oliver Powell
trips don’t lie
JANNY JANNY COME CLEAN UP
Grayson Phillips
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
Caleb Jenkins
cant wait for hals @ teds
gonna be a barn burner for sure
Angel Walker
imagine posting a fake schedule
imagine thinking /hoc/ doesn't already know when >their teams game is
Jacob Jenkins
what exactly is fake about that schedule?
Landon Smith
Ice
Chase Sanders
Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups
Nolan White
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NUMBERS BRACKET???
Michael Sanders
>attention seeking shitstain is STILL assblasted he got btfo by the jannies
Carter Gray
your asshole to be murder and a stomach ache. dont get their fries or onion rings, only the sliders
Wyatt Garcia
I-Im actually not bracket...I'm sorry 8 just wanted to be cool and get alot of (you)s
Parker Campbell
For me, it's the Beavers.
Jacob Russell
Shenanigans with Neil Patrick Harris
Josiah Adams
I'd rather watch the metropolitan win another stanley cup than watch one second of dykepuck.
David White
>zero div 1 championships
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE STATE OF HOCKEY
Kevin Ortiz
91557129
imagine being this mad and not even getting a (You) in return
Dominic Miller
uhm sweetie?
UMD are defending natty champs
Dominic Johnson
heres a (You) because that other queer didn't give you one.
>womens "sports"
Carter Allen
>t. your future wife
Chase Peterson
>not wanting to watch fit women get sweaty as fuck
the only queer here is (You)
Kevin Gonzalez
>b-but our non beav team is goooood
kek
this desperation
Michael Cox
based jannies
blowing out a mentally unstable ducks fangay FOR FREE
Jacob Jenkins
>leaf pretending to care about college hokkei
Cringe.
Andrew King
to: 91557182
there are many better sports where the women dont wear gear and aren't 90% bulldykes
kys nerd
Noah Perry
a lot of Canadians come to play in our little ol' NCAA
Jace Cook
free education is enticing
Leo Wilson
91557182
cringe and bluepilled
Some of us like to watch top tier athletes play the game at the highest level not watch padded up lesbos not check each other while we touch our dicks.
Jackson Gomez
Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups
Gabriel King
91557206
dykepuck is a myth
Ryan Nguyen
>he is still posting it
Carson Bennett
Dylan Cox
Jannies btfo
Lucas Sanchez
>a myth
Oliver Sanchez
>/hoc/ reveals itself as /nhl/ once again
Ayden Cook
>two long time arch rivals getting married
kino
Hunter Jackson
As it should be.
Thomas Nguyen
the Lamoureaux twins are taking a break from hockey to have children with their (male) husbands
but /hoc/ ignores it because it doesn't fit the narrative
Hunter Richardson
>mcdavid thinking about what it would be like to play for vegas
Adrian Wood
>dyke poster doesn't know what the olympics/wjc/world championship are
Oliver Carter
>literal womanlets
Lucas Adams
that's literal Olympic gold medalist womanlets to you
Dylan Brooks
>trade in one loser team for another
yikes
Christian Rivera
Well I guess a leaf would be an expert on loser teams after all.
Elijah Brooks
t. fan of a franchise with zero cups
Adrian Gonzalez
And from what I have seen they are taking over. Only 2 of the top 10 scorers in womens NCAA are American. The top 2 are Canadians and Alina Muller is from switzerland. Of course there is still Usport and in particular the UofA Pandas who are always a perennial contender for Canada west titles. They have Alex Poznikoff who is so good, she was personally asked by hockey Canada to join their development roster after embarrassing several high level NCAA prospects back in august. So yeah Canada is producing more top end talent every year, USA has the upper hand but I think it has vanished
Cameron Harris
t. salty jests fan
Hunter Perry
Does your dad tell you about all the cups your team won before you were born?
Ethan Harris
no, but thanks for allowing the jets free accommodation in your head
Evan Nelson
he regales me with the stories about them all the time
what does your dad talk to you about?
Wyatt Parker
>can't manage NHL teams to a Stanley Cup since 1993
>can't manage successful university hockey teams either
the absolute state of Canadian hockey team management
Justin Smith
>tfw your hockeyfu is straight but you only know that by seeing pictures of her with her Chad bf
Andrew Rivera
We mostly talk about 1993 and how it was the last year a canadian team won the stanley cup.
Jace Barnes
They've been in the SCF more recently than your team, so what does that make your team? A hyper-loser team?
Samuel Bell
manage this asshat
Julian Stewart
>tfw can't choose just one hockeyfu
Henry Russell
>gary cup
Isaiah Thomas
that is a lot of obsession with canada
sure thats healthy?
>b-but we lost most recently!!!!!!
ZERO CUPS
Robert Davis
>several of these players have won stanley cups for american teams
Luis Hill
manage this, hoser
Blake Lee
What are you guys planning for Streak Day? I think I'm going to make some poutine and throw it in the trash where it belongs.
Joshua Brown
how did were the american men managed in that tournament?
Christopher Gutierrez
I'm not a Knights fan, keep flailing though.
Cameron Ross
just not >your team, right user?
Ayden Ortiz
>talking about things is obsession
I guess you're pretty obsessed with america then.
Connor Green
>gold medals won by Canada in the sport of ice hockey in the 2018 Winter Olympics
>0
Robert Gutierrez
why do you say that?
i dont talk with my father about american achievements
Logan Davis
John Martin
3. Speaking of, how is the transition to Ohio going?
Duchene: "We've been really impressed with the city and had a lot of fun here so far. (Last Wednesday), just to get outside and go for a walk with the dog and the baby and walk down by the river there was pretty nice. We haven't really done anything like that as a family in a while. We're enjoying it. It's been great. Obviously there's been stresses and things to adjust to on and off the ice as a Blue Jacket, but as a human being it's been really easy. People in the city have been really nice, and when we go out to dinner or whatever, people are great. I think the one thing that's blown me away is how strong the fan base is here. I did not realize how passionate the fans are here. It's been something that I didn't expect. It's been fun to meet people around the city and see their passion for our team."
Nathan Jones
what do you call it when you beat top teams regularly but get btfo by bottom tier teams
guess who i root for
Carson Watson
>gold medals won by American men in the sport of ice hockey at the 2018 winter olympics
>0
TOP KEK
Dylan Bennett
Minnesota Wild
Nathaniel Robinson
yah m8 that's why you can't stop thinking about us :^)
Tyler Walker
h8 that pic m8
John Perez
Oh boy my stomach is in such a bad way right now
Can’t get off the toilet
Easton Hill
t. obsessed american who discusses le >1993 with his dad
Dylan Sanders
Canadian men won 0 golds as well
don't know what you're going for here bud
Jaxon Edwards
S E E T H I N G
*takes off silver medal in rage*
Josiah Phillips
going with the fact that pansy ass americans have to hide behind their women winning in the shootout to have any sort of claim to relevancy
Nathaniel Ward
t. living off his teams former glory
Levi Russell
you'd rage too if you ever laced up a pair of skates and lost your gold medal to coinflip
Christopher Long
>i...it was just women
>I...it was a shootout
ahahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jason Torres
>1980
Mason Rivera
maybe Canada shouldn't have let it go to the shootout then ;^)
you know the rules and agreed to play by them
Gavin Flores
t. dad left when he was 5
Xavier Martinez
no need for projection user
James Johnson
canada still leading the series 2 gold to 1 :)
Michael Cook
Imagine bragging about cups you weren't even alive for.
Daniel Thomas
which user is guilty of this?
Benjamin Foster
leafs user but I suspect he is being ironic
Jason Hill
yeah, i agree that hes a falseflagger
Nathaniel Cook
Based and Crosbypilled
Thomas Cooper
Could this be the first year a finn goes first overall?
Angel Lewis
if the sens (avs) win first overall yes
Levi Sullivan
Notice they are wearing Finland's colors?
Gabriel Johnson
Nope there isn't, it's painfully obvious from the way you act.
Liam Rodriguez
She is a competitor. Imagine spending the previous 6 months training rigorously, going on team bonding trips and always knowing you could get cut at any time, for it to come down to a 10 day long tournament and ultimately a shootout. Even if Canada won it would still feel bushleague.
Eli Reyes
>a shootout
Brayden Gonzalez
t. user with zero reading comphrension
Samuel Nguyen
Me on the right
Oliver Davis
Friendly reminder most people on hockey dont even follow hockey they just want canadian flavored shitposting
Nicholas Scott
>tf
>tp
checks out
Blake Baker
What part I agree there's no need for projection did you have trouble with?
Oliver Brown
>most people on hockey
>on hockey
>hockey
Hunter White
the part where i spoke about my father earlier in the thread and yet you still decided to project your own fatherless life on me
Gabriel Mitchell
i feel like this is untrue
especially because canadian shitposting is just american shitposting, but with hockey, and occasionally french
Alexander Reyes
FAKE NEWS
I have been posting in /hoc/ since 2004 and I have never seen a non hockey discussion related post
Angel Anderson
Matt Duchene
Nicholas Bell
Curtis Lazar is back boys
Jace James
who?
Joshua Ward
It's a shitposter from half-dead russian /hoc/. Everyone ignores him there, so he decided to shitpost here for some reason.
Hudson Hughes
Of course you don't talk with your father, he left when you were 5 because he couldn't live with his mistake anymore.
Hunter Turner
>you're just a liar cause i said so!!
user, get help with your obsession
Justin Morris
>Tyler Ennis sitting out
Kayden Richardson
>Koskinen
>4.5 million
Lincoln Martin
This is a friendly mid-thread reminder to clip your nails, change your sheets, pick up the trash off the floor and drink plenty of water..
Clean living is healthy living.
Juan Murphy
who in their right mind goes within a 4 foot radius of that guy
Levi White
Thank you Dr. Peterson
Blake Roberts
Elite players ELEVATE
Jace Gonzalez
>4th line of manlets
Absolute state of the Laffs
Nathaniel Stewart
Currently falseflagging in a thread on Yea Forums bros. AMA.
Hudson King
Avangard - Barys
series tied 1-1
avangard up 1-0
onhockey.tv
Hudson Green
are you posting sneed?
Isaac Turner
Sharks finna get STONED tonight lads.
Justin Williams
*scores*
Ayden Russell
You guys ever see a perfect 10/10 irl and it just makes you stop and look but you cant even truly appreciated it because it just makes you remember you are to lazy to be good enough to get her and you could spend the years working on yourself but you know you never will because of who you are a person?
John Lewis
wtf does this have to do with onion rings?
Henry Lewis
I.. I believe..
:(
Isaac Ortiz
yes
feels bad man
Josiah Stewart
>kappy
>2.75 mil
im guessing bob predicted this pre-season
Isaac Brooks
It's the reason we turn to onion rings
Christian Edwards
>marner taking less than glasstthews
Lincoln Diaz
He "predicted" it around when Matthews was a few days from signing his big-boy contract
Johnsson won't go for that low either.. and chances are Marner will ask for Matthews money.. god dammit
Adam Wilson
Starting the second leg of my flight lads
Jace Ramirez
the only silver lining is that the 2020 cba negotiations will have a provisions for increasing the salary cap by a larger amount
Aaron Jackson
What happened lads?
Hunter Nelson
Taking a pew
Angel Reyes
nothing
kneelander has been one of the best leaves in 2019
Jaxson Green
2nd period starting soon
watch with me I'm bored
Caleb Turner
Why are you watching khl, lad?
Colton Sullivan
I don't know.
James Baker
Unpopular opinion: hockey is NOT for everyone
Hockey is ONLY for
>homosexuals
>women
>wiccans
>sunbelters
>Jews
>various farm animals
Prove me wrong. Oh wait, you can't.
Stay delusional.
Connor Bell
2/10
Conclusion: lick the bench
Jack Martin
what an absolute shit OP
Grayson Martin
That bench will forever stay dry.
Matthew Collins
I didn't know birds like hockey
Connor Ortiz
cool
Chase James
>a fucking bird
Ayden Thomas
>panarin
>0+4 in 9 games
What happened, lads?
Luke Perez
The Duchene curse is kicking in
Jacob Myers
He's tanking his trade value so san jose can afford him and bob
Nathaniel Evans
7 of those 9 games were against teams in playoff position
Aaron Myers
Where you going
Logan Gonzalez
Nice chode
Julian Scott
Bet on the yotes tonight, lads. Have a good feeling about this one.
Asher Butler
>San Jose
>not in cap hell
There is no fucking way that panarin would take a pay cut to play on the second line
Landon Ward
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW
Isaiah Ross
No
William Stewart
Fuck OFF shannon
Brayden Perry
Heard starting on time, getting pucks deep, and playing the full 60 minutes is the secret to winning hockey.
Henry Reyes
Actually being a good second period team is how you win in the playoffs but I guess you wouldn't know that
Andrew Hall
?
Canadians know a lot about winning in the playoffs.
Isaiah Myers
Jacob Peterson
Not when they're in Canada
James Cooper
more like POOshayne, amirite?!
Mason Price
Owen Price
Start of the year the Jets looked like cup contenders. Now, Canada has ZERO hope for a Stanley cup.
Benjamin Flores
Does playing in the poonited states of america make them not Canadian to you?
Elijah Thomas
>Now, Canada has ZERO hope for a Stanley cup.
But what about the howdys?
David Allen
Basically yes, what is so difficult to understand about this?
William Adams
Why do they play for team Canada (and blow your shit country out) then?
Eli Foster
Mostly I just want to understand how not one single Canada-based franchise hasn't been able to put together a cup winning team for an entire generation.
Matthew Carter
>why do they play for a meme country in a meme tournament and play for america when it matters aka the stanley cup?
Gee I don't know billy.
Jacob Brown
barys more like emBARYSsing
Jayden Long
Ryan Suter is a piece of shit
just thought /hoc/ would like to know
Nathan Butler
I'll give you the answer. Because they are canadian, and thus better at hockey than anyone in your country full of obese retards.
Gavin Morales
Left wing is the most irrelevant position in hockey, prove me wrong.
James Cooper
It's the only sport you guys care about, why wouldn't that be the case?
Cameron Young
What relevant team sport are white americans good at again?
Jaxon Adams
>What relevant team sport are white americans good at again?
OOF
Camden Rivera
Haha, I'm just playing canada, no need to be upset. 2022 will be your year (nucks), I promise.
James Gray
Football, baseball and hockey
Joseph Green
Black americans, You're not good, You're really not good.
William Evans
>inb4 muh womyn
Caleb Thomas
I don't see race, they are all american to me. And canadians are honorary burgers in my eyes so you are all black to me as well.
Bentley Diaz
>his """country""" has weak women
OH NO NO NO NO
Gabriel Lewis
There we have it. White americans are India tier at relevant team sports. Stick to the sport of shoving dick shaped objects in your mouth
Joshua Stewart
>winning the series 2-1
>weak
played yourself fool
Hunter Lewis
Stars are gonna win the cup desu
Aaron Russell
who is the teacher’s assistant beside matthews?
Henry Brown
>getting blown out by japan at your national pastime
apex kek
Christopher Smith
>claiming it's a series when you were the one who lost
This is some advanced level cope.
Julian Bennett
>Stick to the sport of shoving dick shaped objects in your mouth
Don't think anyone will ever top canada in that.
Adam Taylor
rich coming from the faggot who hides behind women in the first place :)
Blake Collins
Women are for cuddling with, not playing sports.
Jayden Fisher
Who is this collector of cum?
Luis Bennett
Well you'd be wrong.
Luke Peterson
Oh fuck, the Minnesotans are here.
Henry Campbell
A pretty overrated GM
>Overpay them and they'll stay!
Aaron Martinez
Logan Parker
Sorry about your brown mutilated dick Mohammed.
Carson Gutierrez
would offering them less so they leave really be a better solution?
Julian Nguyen
for me, its the terrible bants sunbelters dish out at canadian posters or vice versa
Kayden Cruz
>says the dykepuck shill
Think you better stick to curling little lady.
Brayden Gray
>dykepuck shill
huh? confusing your anons again?
Jose Richardson
>canadian bants consist of >muh 1980 or >muh dad's cups
>have no worthwhile accomplishments in what is supposed to be "their" sport
Elijah Watson
SEETHE
Brayden Martinez
>americans bants consist of >muh 1993 or >muh ethnic minorities
>have no worthwhile accomplishments in what is supposed to be white sports
Chase Smith
>when you see canadanons short brown cock
Joshua Cooper
>back to back gold medals in best vs best tournaments aren't worthwile
exactly what I would say if my country hadn't ever won a best vs best tournament.
Adrian Young
weird, since we've won your trophy for the last twenty-six (26) years
Matthew Wright
Mitch Marner will be traded and will be replaced by Connor Brown. Screencrap this.
Juan Thomas
>we've
which position did you play user?
Matthew Scott
I’m very much near death lads
Anthony Myers
Sometimes I forget that people actually care about the olympics and then I remember they are canadian and aren't really people.
Jason King
I believe the Tavares contract set the barrier too high to begin with, which set up Matthews and Marners expectations
No, didn't want them to leave, but I am worried about the cap situation
Dubas gets a lot of praise for simply 'giving in' the way I see it
Lucas White
puerto ricans are white and so baseball is a white sport
Isaac Young
what do you want written on your /hoc/ gravestone?
William Cooper
Prez trophy incoming
Julian Allen
Justin King
"No."
Thomas Gomez
what are you using for comparison to determine the contract was too high?
or are you just speaking out against the percent of the cap space
William Jenkins
ask your mom which position i put her in last night you cuplet faggot
Jack Jenkins
Tavares is overrated shit
Jeremiah Flores
Really digging the new format! Keep up the great work user.
Austin Barnes
man what a fucking shit olympics that was
we even got cucked out of a meme gold
David Cooper
and a first round exit right afterwards :)
Daniel Roberts
Gabriel Jones
>jerking off a trip faggot
grim indeed
Robert Davis
how about instead, yes
Nathaniel Wright
When is it awarded? Next season? Last game this season? They didn't bring it to zona did they?
Austin Lewis
>how did were the american men managed
canadian education lads
Matthew Bennett
A pretty general comparison; Stamkos, Bergeron, Kucherov (I know he's a winger)
They knew they had three players, at the very least, who were expecting serious AAVs within the next year (looking back at the 2018 offseason) Kneelander, Marner and Matthews.. It can't be a surprise to Dubas and co. that they wouldn't go cheap, and that Tavares' contract ultimately would set the bar for the coming extensions
Kneelander argueably overpaid (he's paid more than Pastrnak), Matthews demanding the same as Tavares (understandably), Marner undoubtably asking for atleast the same amount
Ryder Thompson
got em
Nathan Lewis
done
Leo Walker
it will likely be awarded at tampa's last home game of the season
Jason Wilson
Henry Miller
How may regular season banners will you raise?
Jason Diaz
Tampa's uniform is just Toronto's uniform with a lightning bolt instead of a maple leaf
Jace James
>central division champions
>presidents trophy winners
>regular season western conference champions
what the fuck were the predditors thinking
Blake Morris
>minnesomalia
>pedosota
Jose Edwards
>no Isobel Cup Final recap
Shannon should rename his channel to TheNHLGuy
he didn't even cover the Olympics last year
no WJC either
fuckin 1 league pleb
Noah Hughes
true desu
Michael Howard
t. mad that Szabados was injured and couldn't play for Buffalo
Chase Adams
Why do brainlets compare contracts that were signed ages ago to recent signings? Do they not understand the salary cap?
Cooper Gray
stamkos signed for 11% of the cap space in 2017
bergeron signed for 10% in 2014
kuch signed for 11% of the 2020 cap hit
its not surprising that matthews signed for 13% of the 2020 cap hit when you consider his age, position and output
sure there was a time when bridge contracts existed post elc, but it seems that idea has died give all the recent RFA signings
nylander barely will make 300 000 more than pastrnak despite signing over a year later
Anthony Diaz
>womens "hockey"
I will be so glad when this unfunny meme ends on this general.
Evan Gutierrez
>500 000 000 for a 2nd place banner
BLOOS TWO POINT ZERO
Benjamin Smith
you're gonna be waiting a long time ;)
Zachary Reyes
That's A cup, not THE cup. You guys really are Canada-lite.
Aaron Mitchell
seething and obsessed
Justin Watson
excellent thread, forss
Hunter Myers
t. fellow cuplet
Grayson Long
lovin the free (You)'s
Brandon Young
just like you and losing your virginity you fucking nerd
Jeremiah Anderson
91558927
s e e t h i n g
Isaiah Powell
They hate us cuz they anus
Grayson Bailey
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Ryder Reyes
Gary
>Oh hey Quebec City, looks like you got a real cup contending team there, I'm just going to relocate the team to Colorado real quick. What, they won the cup the next year as the Avalanche? Sorry guys
>Hmm, looks like the top prospects and players are Canadians. If I create new teams in the sunbelt, they will get all those good Canadian players
Nicholas Ramirez
91558944
incorrect
Bentley Davis
You'll be getting a bill for this (you) in the next 3-5 business days.
Dylan Sullivan
this damage control
Charles Ward
t. seething virgin
Sebastian Phillips
YOTES CUP 2019
Jaxon Jenkins
got my jersey and phone stolen from my car last night lads. feeling defeated. thinking it was mesicans. good thing i have another jersey for the game tonight.
Sebastian Bell
for me, it's seething winniniggers a year later
Mason Hall
Feels good living in a white state quite frankly
Brody Moore
rough lad, no fan deserves this
Gavin Hill
grim. hopefully your team loses.
Carter Long
Your countrymen would be literally inconsolable I'm afraid
Josiah Howard
FPBP
Angel Ross
retard
Joseph Robinson
i'm expecting it at this point.
Noah Sullivan
imagine calling the general /hoc/ when it's really /nhl/
Jacob Harris
stay mad cuplet
Nolan Johnson
shl, khl, liiga are all discussed and encouraged
just dykepuck thats frowned upon
Easton Scott
>There are people who only care about and follow the NHL
Christopher Carter
no, we discuss international mens hockey, international mens junior hockey, international mens senior hockey, ahl, khl, shl, liga
Connor Bell
Lads feel free to call dibs on any items from my inheritance it won’t be long now
Jonathan Butler
Feel free to start a dykepuck general if you don't like it
Asher Reed
ill take your bong and give it a good home ted
Charles Long
Why would anyone steal a jersey?
Hunter Hernandez
Sad! Many such cases
Mason Harris
Which is Jordan Peterson's favourite team?
Camden Peterson
Not ted thank Christ but you can have my bowls I haven’t touched them in months
Jose Davis
an Adidas NHL jersey is almost 200 bucks
Dominic Parker
you're still retarded though
Ryder Hughes
To sell it for cash.
Josiah Peterson
What's wrong lad
Robert Roberts
and miss out on the seethe and (You)'s? shant
Adam Harris
The Lobsters hahaha XD lol
Nathaniel Green
Hunter Bailey
>fallout new reddt
don't @ me again
Dominic Murphy
>claims others are seething
>is actually the one seething
A tale as old as chara
Carson Watson
>shl, khl, liiga are all discussed
that's a fuckin lie and you know it
Oliver Lee
this. plus i live here so they might unronically a be a shorks fan
Jacob Wright
retard
David Gutierrez
>Reminder dykepuck world championship final is April 14
It will be the end of dykepuck play but will activate more shitposts about the result
Logan Fisher
Fatigue, freezing cold, joints ache, threw up so much all I’ve got left to spit up is bile. It’s ogfe
Jackson Jones
Luke Stewart
>91559150
Jonathan Brown
drink some pedialyte and shut the fuck up
Cameron Murphy
have someone bring you some pedialyte or gatorade, fill half the glass with water and half with whatever they brought you.
Staying hydrated and keeping electrolytes in you is key
Grayson Barnes
91559186
>stop posting things I don't like
Hudson Miller
Oh she's mad now. What's your team little lady? C'mon share with /hoc/.
Carson Wright
i call your cell phone and whatever jersey you got
Kayden Cook
>giving into the liquid jew cause some irishman told a snake to go fuck itself
Jason Ross
>you like thing?
>well guess what REDDIT ALSO LIKE THING
>haha bet you feel pretty dumb right now
Owen Phillips
the knights you moron. just don't like faggot reddit posters.
Nathaniel Stewart
based and redpilled
Andrew Bell
God in his infinite wisdom is punishing me for posting in /cric/
William Gutierrez
t. reddit
Caleb Flores
the knights are a reddit team m8
Jaxson Campbell
Tampa is literally toronto with a winning attitude
James Diaz
so you hate yourself then ok gotcha
Sebastian Morris
>posts reddit frog
Yikes
Ian Reed
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luke Harris
well i hope you learned your lesson. Posting over there only encourages those shitstains to come over here.
Unless its a get, nobody cares about those fools
Leo Howard
I bet reddit doesn't like to masturbate
Michael Mitchell
Christian Stewart
There is literally nothing wrong with the Knights being your second team desu desu senpaitachi
Angel Bennett
hey, fuck you pussy
Daniel Johnson
based rat
the man you love to hate
Ryan Wilson
>having a second team
Alexander Phillips
our guy
Luis Mitchell
/cric/ is my friend
Matthew Watson
about to make some hot cocoa
you need anything?
Jack Miller
Camden Hughes
hot cocoa please, with whipped cream if possible
Adam Roberts
>cheering for two (2) teams
absolutely reddit
Benjamin Sanders
i cheer for four teams lad, one from each division
Caleb Barnes
Colton Collins
disgusting
Mason Green
this, but the opposite
Nathan Russell
god damn it
Jack Cooper
>cheering for 2 teams in the same league
/hoc/ I'm disapoint
Leo Roberts
what do you expect from sunbelters
Camden Diaz
They like to masturbate to women getting choked and beaten under the guise of feminism and being woke numales.
Hudson Myers
imagine not having a sister team in the opposite conference
truly truly grim
Luis Williams
>pacific
Knights
>central
Jets
>metro
Pens
>atlantic
Sabres
Simple as
Ryan Parker
imagine calling yourself a true fan of one team and then bandwagoning another team
G R I M
Angel Butler
lmao you fucking casual
Jace Anderson
>sister team
what did he mean by this
David Mitchell
Eli Bell
shant imagine
Colton Peterson
I'd respect a guy that lets other people gang fuck his wife more than a guy that cheers from more than one team. At least the guy knows hes a cuckold.
Robert Davis
>>>/reddit/
Andrew Powell
*fucks /hoc/‘s sister*
Josiah Cox
They keep banning all of my favorite subreddits.
Levi Brooks
imagine thinking you can just pick and choose which NHL team to root for while living in a state or province of North America
Hunter Brown
so you respect shannon more than these anons?
Henry Sanchez
thg has three favorite teams
Kayden Johnson
yeah and owns at least one of every teams jersey
he is a turbo bandwagoner
Evan Gray
Boston, Vancouver and?
Jace Flores
for me, it's the
>pacific
oilers
>central
jets
>atlantic
habs
>metro
caps
Brody Gonzalez
Vegas for Vegas reasons
Ian Thomas
DallASS
Brody Hughes
Charles Jackson
"no"
Carter Brown
who gives a FUCK about who the the hockey cuck cheers for.
James Gonzalez
just took a HUGE Shannon
Aiden Thomas
I don't actually know I just wanted to say Vegas reasons.
How much lube did you have to use before you took him in?
Grayson Roberts
imagine being such a crybaby bitch loser that cant handle losing that you support multiple teams
Asher Scott
shut the fuck up FAGGOT
go stars
go bruins
go canucks
Gabriel Wright
i dont find his takes on the canucks to be very good. i listen to tsn1040 most of the day when im at work and he basically just summarizes a lot of the stuff they say.
Wyatt Russell
t. has literally only known losing his whole entire life
Hudson Lopez
yeah he does that for every NHL team, you're not special
watching Shannon is basically watching some old guy read stats off of NHL.com
Aiden Bell
t. fellow cuplet
Adam Nelson
She had a kid 9 months ago I bet it's still blown out
Jose Brown
uhh
my kings, my pens, and my blackhawks have plenty of cups tyvm
Brayden Harris
Sibling teams:
Carolina/Florida - Arizona
Tampa Bay - San Jose
Detroit - Colorado
Columbus - Dallas
Buffalo - Minnesota
Montreal - Nashville
NYI - Calgary
Toronto - Edmonton
Winnipeg - Boston
Pittsburgh - Chicago
Washington - Los Angeles
Philadelphia - Anaheim
NYR - Vancouver
New Jersey - St. Louis
Ottawa - Vegas
Jeremiah Powell
Nah, shit was cash bro.
Austin Green
For me it's hurling
Jaxson Butler
this is so wrong I don't even know where to begin Sven
Easton James
he lives in the area tho so i would have thought his analysis would have been a little more in depth.
Wyatt Sullivan
woah so i get to root for tampa now?
Owen Foster
It's not wrong though
Connor Howard
seen my country win olympic gold many many times my friend.
David Russell
i always viewed washington as shorks east
Logan Robinson
you thought wrong
there is nothing in a Shannon video you can't find elsewhere
>analysis
HAHAHAHA
Luis Russell
this list is tragic af
Jason Miller
yeah, pretty much. siblings fight a lot though
David Nelson
Is there anything more prestigious than being an internet moderator?
Benjamin Nelson
i think the sabres and canucks are "sibling" teams because they joined the league at the same time.
Austin Morgan
It's their year.
Liam Peterson
they're actual winners though
Cameron Gonzalez
Glad to hear
Henry Taylor
it is tho
Parker Peterson
They were much alike, then Washington finally won
just like /hoc/ then
Ethan Brooks
plus both are cup virgins :'(
Cameron Miller
Good point, they have amounted to about as much as well
no it's not
Zachary Rivera
>Reminder Sweden lost to Japanese qt's
Benjamin Murphy
ja det är det
Hunter Lewis
/hoc/ is love
Jeremiah Turner
försök igen, det där var inte grammatiskt korrekt ;)
Nolan Reed
It's called a girlfriend team. It's the team from the other conference than your favourite team North Americans follow during a season, because of time zones.
That's why it's called ''marrying your girlfriend'' when changing favourite team.
>sister team
What a fucking retard.
Carter Morris
>Germany upsets Canada
>Japan upsets Sweden
AXIS POWERS RISING AGAIN
Sebastian Ward
kek everyone here that says they don't cheer for more than one team are full of shit liars.
Brandon Edwards
come help me out bros
Jayden Gutierrez
det spelar ingen roll för att du har fel
Christopher Diaz
it's sister teams
just like sister cities
you fucking thinhaired faggot
now don't ever @ me again and kys
sistercities.org
Jordan Watson
...
Hudson Walker
>Winnipeg
#NotMySisterCity
Carson Williams
fast det är du som har fel, din lille jänkare där
Evan King
>mad at eurofags for using the same exact excuse that canadians use when our women win a gold medal
pottery
Oliver Sanders
I've got a really mediocre post ready for the next thread lads.
Charles Green
tennis, TENNIS? are you fucking kidding?
Bentley Morgan
are you the same user that said nobody cares about tennis yesterday?
Cameron Morris
nej du
Gabriel Garcia
Maybe for you who choose to cheat on your wife with your sister instead of agirlfriend
Benjamin Edwards
Next thread is for friends only.
Lincoln Thompson
so no finland?
Ethan Smith
based
Hudson Flores
this swede is a major faggot, what happened to the nice swede
Christopher Smith
Had a vision, Isles win the Stan Lee.
Andrew Baker
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
Evan Bennett
new
Nicholas Williams
Unless you turn off all hockey once >your team is out and stop all hockey discussion then you can stfu because you have a second team or even a third or 4th.
Angel Johnson
truth
Tyler Edwards
ON-TIME new:
Dylan Ward
...
Anthony Lee
>this swede is major based, what happened to the cuck:ed swede
ftfy
Christian Martinez
literally perfect good guy fandom
Camden Collins
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Robert Murphy
>499