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Absloute shant

>be hockey
>be for everyone

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hockey

nig

arizona 'desert dogs' coyotes

>be the penguins leading with 30 seconds left
>lose

Shan't be posting in this thread after this initial post

uhhhh

hey guys i accidently posted in the previous thread
please go check the post in there, thank you

ps. this new thread is very homo

>Minnesota won't win a cup this ye-

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I love trannies. There, I said it.

faggot

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-ar

t. sunbelt

umm womens hockey doesnt count :^)

>hockey doesn't count

stanley cup matters. How many does minisomalia have again?

>muh womens and teenage hokkei
shoutlaughings at pedocreepersota

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they dont even try to hide their buggery

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/hoc/ absolutely seething

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not even gonna give this pedosodan my (you). too valuable for their loliconia

Lol this thread is pretty homo sex

at least we know pedosoda recognizes that canada has won a cup since 1993

Are the girls pedos too?

I bet that turns you on doesn't it pal?

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at least we know people recognize the need for a lowercase c when referring to this non-country

they should have included the years those contracts were signed instead of pretending that getzlaf contract from 2013 is comparable to one signed in 2019

And their faggot fanbase still thinks they won't be in salary cap hell.

does anyone really think that user?

>laffs
>taking tavares when they should've gotten more defense

lmaooo

>comparable to one signed in 2019 by a twink with an IQ in single digits
fify

When this happened and I posted this, someone wanted to argue that Matthews + Tavares is comparable to Crosby + Malkin

How much money do they have left for Marner?

>crosby + malkin is matthews and tavares

fuck no. I know both are good but they are nowhere near them

its comparable in the sense that in their signing year both contracts amounted to ~30% of their teams total cap space

i get it user, you are totally in love with dubas, but mad he wont let you be his power bottom

True, but they were arguing that the 30% total cap space was merited for Matt and Tava

good morning leafs nation

merited or not, i dont see how this is a admitting that toronto is not in salary cap hell
pittsburgh has relied on many different tactics to continue putting a competitive roster on the ice entirely due to their salary cap constraints

because the pongs have endless talent to draw from yet the laffs kicked themselves in the dick with a contract like marleaus, even when he bruins did the same with backes yet they too have plenty of youth to use?

exactly. pittsburgh alleviates their salary cap issues by ditching players that require new contracts and instead bringing up rookies on ELCs
this only works because crosGOD can take an AHL tier winger and have him put up 13 goals in the playoffs

marleau's contract isnt even that bad, they signed him for 3 seasons not 7

Just woke up lads

Me too

same

Who are the biggest frauds in the sport?

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the tampa bay lgbtning by far

This

Tavares

>40 goals
>fraud
obsessed and seething

Just got to work reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

Wouldn't know what to do without /hoc/
and that's the truth

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O B S E S S E D

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>all that talent on one roster
>zero (0) cups to show for it
yikes

Getting on the plane lads

>TWO Canadians in my office now
GARRRYYYYYYYY

Bros, I don’t think I’m going to make it. Thought I was feeling good when I woke up this morning despite only sleeping for 3 hours. Had a hearty breakfast, finally had some appetite. But 4 hours into the day the shaking and hot flashes are right back.

CAЛABAT ABTOMOБИЛИCT ПPOГHOЗ MAШA БAБКO ПЬЁT И КУPИT MASHA BABKO DRUNK CMEPTЬ ХOККEИCTA

CMOTPETЬ: youtu.be/jwdHwzKp46I

18 03 2019

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Knew a brother and sister from Canada in elementary school. Called them GAYnadians every day. But that was before /hoc/. Now whenever I see a Canadian bitchboy, me and my friends beat him up.

For me, its having an olympic gold medal in Mens ice hockey AFTER the inclusion of NHL players

someone want to explain to me what boris is up too right here? i clicked the video but its just some dude streaming his desktop screen w/ thumbnails of lolis in youtube vids

>delet system 32
>burn house to be safe
>party van is on it's way

N

I

G

no

G

For me it's the CFL, CWHL, and Spengler

For me it's Lahen Pelicans

is /hoc/ for everyone?

for me it's the future NWHL-CWHL merger

/hoc/ for only me. GET OUT of my thread

>the two players who signed most recently make the most money
absolutely SHOCKING turn of events
everyone but sunbelters

What should I expect?

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diarrhea

might make a trip down to the hospital for fun today. want me to ask the doctor what to do about your condition?

FLAVOR COUNTRY

kys fat bitch just fuck off to /ck/

Sunbelt here suck my cock lmao!

>mad
>at little tiny hamburgers

sure, just let me find my magnifying glass

>canadians sucking sunbelt cock
checks out

did you need one as well user? i dont own a high powered microscope, but im sure i could find one

>le u mad? XD
No ones mad, you fat retard. But this place has rules so if you want to talk about food you fuck off to the right board

trips don’t lie
JANNY JANNY COME CLEAN UP

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

cant wait for hals @ teds
gonna be a barn burner for sure

imagine posting a fake schedule
imagine thinking /hoc/ doesn't already know when >their teams game is

what exactly is fake about that schedule?

Ice

Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NUMBERS BRACKET???

>attention seeking shitstain is STILL assblasted he got btfo by the jannies

your asshole to be murder and a stomach ache. dont get their fries or onion rings, only the sliders

I-Im actually not bracket...I'm sorry 8 just wanted to be cool and get alot of (you)s

For me, it's the Beavers.

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Shenanigans with Neil Patrick Harris

I'd rather watch the metropolitan win another stanley cup than watch one second of dykepuck.

>zero div 1 championships
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE STATE OF HOCKEY

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imagine being this mad and not even getting a (You) in return

uhm sweetie?
UMD are defending natty champs

heres a (You) because that other queer didn't give you one.
>womens "sports"

>t. your future wife

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>not wanting to watch fit women get sweaty as fuck

the only queer here is (You)

>b-but our non beav team is goooood
kek
this desperation

based jannies
blowing out a mentally unstable ducks fangay FOR FREE

>leaf pretending to care about college hokkei
Cringe.

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there are many better sports where the women dont wear gear and aren't 90% bulldykes
kys nerd

a lot of Canadians come to play in our little ol' NCAA

free education is enticing

91557182
cringe and bluepilled
Some of us like to watch top tier athletes play the game at the highest level not watch padded up lesbos not check each other while we touch our dicks.

Strong duck will answer your questions
>0-not really
>1-nope
>2-it's a 50/50
>3-it's a 100%
>4-roll again
>5-haha
>6-I'm neutral
>7- I'm apathetic
>8-trust your intuition
>9-of course its true
>Dubs-yep
>trips-you have my blessing
>quads- it will come true but only if you do the last 2 digits amount of pushups

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dykepuck is a myth

>he is still posting it

to:91557247
espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/24798266/usa-hockey-captain-meghan-duggan-marries-ex-canada-captain-gillian-apps
now kys nerd

Jannies btfo

>a myth

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>/hoc/ reveals itself as /nhl/ once again

>two long time arch rivals getting married
kino

As it should be.

the Lamoureaux twins are taking a break from hockey to have children with their (male) husbands
but /hoc/ ignores it because it doesn't fit the narrative

>mcdavid thinking about what it would be like to play for vegas

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>dyke poster doesn't know what the olympics/wjc/world championship are

>literal womanlets

that's literal Olympic gold medalist womanlets to you

>trade in one loser team for another
yikes

Well I guess a leaf would be an expert on loser teams after all.

t. fan of a franchise with zero cups

And from what I have seen they are taking over. Only 2 of the top 10 scorers in womens NCAA are American. The top 2 are Canadians and Alina Muller is from switzerland. Of course there is still Usport and in particular the UofA Pandas who are always a perennial contender for Canada west titles. They have Alex Poznikoff who is so good, she was personally asked by hockey Canada to join their development roster after embarrassing several high level NCAA prospects back in august. So yeah Canada is producing more top end talent every year, USA has the upper hand but I think it has vanished

t. salty jests fan

Does your dad tell you about all the cups your team won before you were born?

no, but thanks for allowing the jets free accommodation in your head

he regales me with the stories about them all the time
what does your dad talk to you about?

>can't manage NHL teams to a Stanley Cup since 1993
>can't manage successful university hockey teams either
the absolute state of Canadian hockey team management

>tfw your hockeyfu is straight but you only know that by seeing pictures of her with her Chad bf

We mostly talk about 1993 and how it was the last year a canadian team won the stanley cup.

They've been in the SCF more recently than your team, so what does that make your team? A hyper-loser team?

manage this asshat

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>tfw can't choose just one hockeyfu

>gary cup

that is a lot of obsession with canada
sure thats healthy?
>b-but we lost most recently!!!!!!
ZERO CUPS

>several of these players have won stanley cups for american teams

manage this, hoser

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What are you guys planning for Streak Day? I think I'm going to make some poutine and throw it in the trash where it belongs.

how did were the american men managed in that tournament?

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I'm not a Knights fan, keep flailing though.

just not >your team, right user?

>talking about things is obsession
I guess you're pretty obsessed with america then.

>gold medals won by Canada in the sport of ice hockey in the 2018 Winter Olympics
>0

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why do you say that?
i dont talk with my father about american achievements

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3. Speaking of, how is the transition to Ohio going?

Duchene: "We've been really impressed with the city and had a lot of fun here so far. (Last Wednesday), just to get outside and go for a walk with the dog and the baby and walk down by the river there was pretty nice. We haven't really done anything like that as a family in a while. We're enjoying it. It's been great. Obviously there's been stresses and things to adjust to on and off the ice as a Blue Jacket, but as a human being it's been really easy. People in the city have been really nice, and when we go out to dinner or whatever, people are great. I think the one thing that's blown me away is how strong the fan base is here. I did not realize how passionate the fans are here. It's been something that I didn't expect. It's been fun to meet people around the city and see their passion for our team."

what do you call it when you beat top teams regularly but get btfo by bottom tier teams

guess who i root for

>gold medals won by American men in the sport of ice hockey at the 2018 winter olympics
>0
TOP KEK

Minnesota Wild

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yah m8 that's why you can't stop thinking about us :^)

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h8 that pic m8

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Oh boy my stomach is in such a bad way right now
Can’t get off the toilet

t. obsessed american who discusses le >1993 with his dad

Canadian men won 0 golds as well
don't know what you're going for here bud

S E E T H I N G
*takes off silver medal in rage*

going with the fact that pansy ass americans have to hide behind their women winning in the shootout to have any sort of claim to relevancy

t. living off his teams former glory

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you'd rage too if you ever laced up a pair of skates and lost your gold medal to coinflip

>i...it was just women
>I...it was a shootout

ahahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>1980

maybe Canada shouldn't have let it go to the shootout then ;^)
you know the rules and agreed to play by them

t. dad left when he was 5

no need for projection user

canada still leading the series 2 gold to 1 :)

Imagine bragging about cups you weren't even alive for.

which user is guilty of this?

leafs user but I suspect he is being ironic

yeah, i agree that hes a falseflagger

Based and Crosbypilled

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Could this be the first year a finn goes first overall?

if the sens (avs) win first overall yes

Notice they are wearing Finland's colors?

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Nope there isn't, it's painfully obvious from the way you act.

She is a competitor. Imagine spending the previous 6 months training rigorously, going on team bonding trips and always knowing you could get cut at any time, for it to come down to a 10 day long tournament and ultimately a shootout. Even if Canada won it would still feel bushleague.

>a shootout

t. user with zero reading comphrension

Me on the right

Friendly reminder most people on hockey dont even follow hockey they just want canadian flavored shitposting

>tf
>tp
checks out

What part I agree there's no need for projection did you have trouble with?

>most people on hockey
>on hockey
>hockey

the part where i spoke about my father earlier in the thread and yet you still decided to project your own fatherless life on me

i feel like this is untrue

especially because canadian shitposting is just american shitposting, but with hockey, and occasionally french

FAKE NEWS
I have been posting in /hoc/ since 2004 and I have never seen a non hockey discussion related post

Matt Duchene

Curtis Lazar is back boys

who?

It's a shitposter from half-dead russian /hoc/. Everyone ignores him there, so he decided to shitpost here for some reason.

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Of course you don't talk with your father, he left when you were 5 because he couldn't live with his mistake anymore.

>you're just a liar cause i said so!!
user, get help with your obsession

>Tyler Ennis sitting out

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>Koskinen
>4.5 million

This is a friendly mid-thread reminder to clip your nails, change your sheets, pick up the trash off the floor and drink plenty of water..
Clean living is healthy living.

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who in their right mind goes within a 4 foot radius of that guy

Thank you Dr. Peterson

Elite players ELEVATE

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>4th line of manlets
Absolute state of the Laffs

Currently falseflagging in a thread on Yea Forums bros. AMA.

Avangard - Barys
series tied 1-1
avangard up 1-0
onhockey.tv

are you posting sneed?

Sharks finna get STONED tonight lads.

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*scores*

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You guys ever see a perfect 10/10 irl and it just makes you stop and look but you cant even truly appreciated it because it just makes you remember you are to lazy to be good enough to get her and you could spend the years working on yourself but you know you never will because of who you are a person?

wtf does this have to do with onion rings?

I.. I believe..
:(

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yes
feels bad man

>kappy
>2.75 mil
im guessing bob predicted this pre-season

It's the reason we turn to onion rings

>marner taking less than glasstthews

He "predicted" it around when Matthews was a few days from signing his big-boy contract
Johnsson won't go for that low either.. and chances are Marner will ask for Matthews money.. god dammit

Starting the second leg of my flight lads

the only silver lining is that the 2020 cba negotiations will have a provisions for increasing the salary cap by a larger amount

What happened lads?

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Taking a pew

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nothing
kneelander has been one of the best leaves in 2019

2nd period starting soon
watch with me I'm bored

Why are you watching khl, lad?

I don't know.

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Unpopular opinion: hockey is NOT for everyone

Hockey is ONLY for
>homosexuals
>women
>wiccans
>sunbelters
>Jews
>various farm animals

Prove me wrong. Oh wait, you can't.


Stay delusional.

2/10
Conclusion: lick the bench

what an absolute shit OP

That bench will forever stay dry.

I didn't know birds like hockey

cool

>a fucking bird

>panarin
>0+4 in 9 games
What happened, lads?

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The Duchene curse is kicking in

He's tanking his trade value so san jose can afford him and bob

7 of those 9 games were against teams in playoff position

Where you going

Nice chode

Bet on the yotes tonight, lads. Have a good feeling about this one.

>San Jose
>not in cap hell
There is no fucking way that panarin would take a pay cut to play on the second line

TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW

No

Fuck OFF shannon

Heard starting on time, getting pucks deep, and playing the full 60 minutes is the secret to winning hockey.

Actually being a good second period team is how you win in the playoffs but I guess you wouldn't know that

?
Canadians know a lot about winning in the playoffs.

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Not when they're in Canada

more like POOshayne, amirite?!

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Start of the year the Jets looked like cup contenders. Now, Canada has ZERO hope for a Stanley cup.

Does playing in the poonited states of america make them not Canadian to you?

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>Now, Canada has ZERO hope for a Stanley cup.
But what about the howdys?

Basically yes, what is so difficult to understand about this?

Why do they play for team Canada (and blow your shit country out) then?

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Mostly I just want to understand how not one single Canada-based franchise hasn't been able to put together a cup winning team for an entire generation.

>why do they play for a meme country in a meme tournament and play for america when it matters aka the stanley cup?
Gee I don't know billy.

barys more like emBARYSsing

Ryan Suter is a piece of shit
just thought /hoc/ would like to know

I'll give you the answer. Because they are canadian, and thus better at hockey than anyone in your country full of obese retards.

Left wing is the most irrelevant position in hockey, prove me wrong.

It's the only sport you guys care about, why wouldn't that be the case?

What relevant team sport are white americans good at again?

>What relevant team sport are white americans good at again?
OOF

Haha, I'm just playing canada, no need to be upset. 2022 will be your year (nucks), I promise.

Football, baseball and hockey

Black americans, You're not good, You're really not good.

>inb4 muh womyn

I don't see race, they are all american to me. And canadians are honorary burgers in my eyes so you are all black to me as well.

>his """country""" has weak women
OH NO NO NO NO

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There we have it. White americans are India tier at relevant team sports. Stick to the sport of shoving dick shaped objects in your mouth

>winning the series 2-1
>weak
played yourself fool

Stars are gonna win the cup desu

who is the teacher’s assistant beside matthews?

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>getting blown out by japan at your national pastime
apex kek

>claiming it's a series when you were the one who lost
This is some advanced level cope.

>Stick to the sport of shoving dick shaped objects in your mouth
Don't think anyone will ever top canada in that.

rich coming from the faggot who hides behind women in the first place :)

Women are for cuddling with, not playing sports.

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Who is this collector of cum?

Well you'd be wrong.

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Oh fuck, the Minnesotans are here.

A pretty overrated GM
>Overpay them and they'll stay!

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Sorry about your brown mutilated dick Mohammed.

would offering them less so they leave really be a better solution?

for me, its the terrible bants sunbelters dish out at canadian posters or vice versa

>says the dykepuck shill
Think you better stick to curling little lady.

>dykepuck shill
huh? confusing your anons again?

>canadian bants consist of >muh 1980 or >muh dad's cups
>have no worthwhile accomplishments in what is supposed to be "their" sport

SEETHE

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>americans bants consist of >muh 1993 or >muh ethnic minorities
>have no worthwhile accomplishments in what is supposed to be white sports

>when you see canadanons short brown cock

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>back to back gold medals in best vs best tournaments aren't worthwile
exactly what I would say if my country hadn't ever won a best vs best tournament.

weird, since we've won your trophy for the last twenty-six (26) years

Mitch Marner will be traded and will be replaced by Connor Brown. Screencrap this.

>we've
which position did you play user?

I’m very much near death lads

Sometimes I forget that people actually care about the olympics and then I remember they are canadian and aren't really people.

I believe the Tavares contract set the barrier too high to begin with, which set up Matthews and Marners expectations
No, didn't want them to leave, but I am worried about the cap situation
Dubas gets a lot of praise for simply 'giving in' the way I see it

puerto ricans are white and so baseball is a white sport

what do you want written on your /hoc/ gravestone?

Prez trophy incoming

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"No."

what are you using for comparison to determine the contract was too high?
or are you just speaking out against the percent of the cap space

ask your mom which position i put her in last night you cuplet faggot

Tavares is overrated shit

Really digging the new format! Keep up the great work user.

man what a fucking shit olympics that was
we even got cucked out of a meme gold

and a first round exit right afterwards :)

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>jerking off a trip faggot
grim indeed

how about instead, yes

When is it awarded? Next season? Last game this season? They didn't bring it to zona did they?

>how did were the american men managed
canadian education lads

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A pretty general comparison; Stamkos, Bergeron, Kucherov (I know he's a winger)
They knew they had three players, at the very least, who were expecting serious AAVs within the next year (looking back at the 2018 offseason) Kneelander, Marner and Matthews.. It can't be a surprise to Dubas and co. that they wouldn't go cheap, and that Tavares' contract ultimately would set the bar for the coming extensions
Kneelander argueably overpaid (he's paid more than Pastrnak), Matthews demanding the same as Tavares (understandably), Marner undoubtably asking for atleast the same amount

got em

done

it will likely be awarded at tampa's last home game of the season

youtube.com/watch?v=vnpdz1ZT0Pg

How may regular season banners will you raise?

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Tampa's uniform is just Toronto's uniform with a lightning bolt instead of a maple leaf

>central division champions
>presidents trophy winners
>regular season western conference champions
what the fuck were the predditors thinking

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>minnesomalia
>pedosota

>no Isobel Cup Final recap
Shannon should rename his channel to TheNHLGuy
he didn't even cover the Olympics last year
no WJC either
fuckin 1 league pleb

true desu

t. mad that Szabados was injured and couldn't play for Buffalo

Why do brainlets compare contracts that were signed ages ago to recent signings? Do they not understand the salary cap?

stamkos signed for 11% of the cap space in 2017
bergeron signed for 10% in 2014
kuch signed for 11% of the 2020 cap hit

its not surprising that matthews signed for 13% of the 2020 cap hit when you consider his age, position and output
sure there was a time when bridge contracts existed post elc, but it seems that idea has died give all the recent RFA signings

nylander barely will make 300 000 more than pastrnak despite signing over a year later

>womens "hockey"
I will be so glad when this unfunny meme ends on this general.

>500 000 000 for a 2nd place banner
BLOOS TWO POINT ZERO

you're gonna be waiting a long time ;)

That's A cup, not THE cup. You guys really are Canada-lite.

seething and obsessed

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excellent thread, forss

t. fellow cuplet

lovin the free (You)'s

just like you and losing your virginity you fucking nerd

91558927
s e e t h i n g

They hate us cuz they anus

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BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Gary
>Oh hey Quebec City, looks like you got a real cup contending team there, I'm just going to relocate the team to Colorado real quick. What, they won the cup the next year as the Avalanche? Sorry guys

>Hmm, looks like the top prospects and players are Canadians. If I create new teams in the sunbelt, they will get all those good Canadian players

91558944
incorrect

You'll be getting a bill for this (you) in the next 3-5 business days.

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this damage control

t. seething virgin

YOTES CUP 2019

got my jersey and phone stolen from my car last night lads. feeling defeated. thinking it was mesicans. good thing i have another jersey for the game tonight.

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for me, it's seething winniniggers a year later

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Feels good living in a white state quite frankly

rough lad, no fan deserves this

grim. hopefully your team loses.

Your countrymen would be literally inconsolable I'm afraid

FPBP

retard

i'm expecting it at this point.

imagine calling the general /hoc/ when it's really /nhl/

stay mad cuplet

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shl, khl, liiga are all discussed and encouraged

just dykepuck thats frowned upon

>There are people who only care about and follow the NHL

no, we discuss international mens hockey, international mens junior hockey, international mens senior hockey, ahl, khl, shl, liga

Lads feel free to call dibs on any items from my inheritance it won’t be long now

Feel free to start a dykepuck general if you don't like it

ill take your bong and give it a good home ted

Why would anyone steal a jersey?

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Sad! Many such cases

Which is Jordan Peterson's favourite team?

Not ted thank Christ but you can have my bowls I haven’t touched them in months

an Adidas NHL jersey is almost 200 bucks

you're still retarded though

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To sell it for cash.

What's wrong lad

and miss out on the seethe and (You)'s? shant

The Lobsters hahaha XD lol

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>fallout new reddt
don't @ me again

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>claims others are seething
>is actually the one seething
A tale as old as chara

>shl, khl, liiga are all discussed
that's a fuckin lie and you know it

this. plus i live here so they might unronically a be a shorks fan

retard

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>Reminder dykepuck world championship final is April 14
It will be the end of dykepuck play but will activate more shitposts about the result

Fatigue, freezing cold, joints ache, threw up so much all I’ve got left to spit up is bile. It’s ogfe

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>91559150

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drink some pedialyte and shut the fuck up

have someone bring you some pedialyte or gatorade, fill half the glass with water and half with whatever they brought you.
Staying hydrated and keeping electrolytes in you is key

91559186
>stop posting things I don't like

Oh she's mad now. What's your team little lady? C'mon share with /hoc/.

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i call your cell phone and whatever jersey you got

>giving into the liquid jew cause some irishman told a snake to go fuck itself

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>you like thing?
>well guess what REDDIT ALSO LIKE THING
>haha bet you feel pretty dumb right now

the knights you moron. just don't like faggot reddit posters.

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based and redpilled

God in his infinite wisdom is punishing me for posting in /cric/

t. reddit

the knights are a reddit team m8

Tampa is literally toronto with a winning attitude

so you hate yourself then ok gotcha

>posts reddit frog
Yikes

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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well i hope you learned your lesson. Posting over there only encourages those shitstains to come over here.
Unless its a get, nobody cares about those fools

I bet reddit doesn't like to masturbate

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There is literally nothing wrong with the Knights being your second team desu desu senpaitachi

hey, fuck you pussy

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based rat
the man you love to hate

>having a second team

our guy

/cric/ is my friend

about to make some hot cocoa
you need anything?

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hot cocoa please, with whipped cream if possible

>cheering for two (2) teams
absolutely reddit

i cheer for four teams lad, one from each division

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disgusting

this, but the opposite

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god damn it

>cheering for 2 teams in the same league
/hoc/ I'm disapoint

what do you expect from sunbelters

They like to masturbate to women getting choked and beaten under the guise of feminism and being woke numales.

imagine not having a sister team in the opposite conference

truly truly grim

>pacific
Knights
>central
Jets
>metro
Pens
>atlantic
Sabres

Simple as

imagine calling yourself a true fan of one team and then bandwagoning another team
G R I M

lmao you fucking casual

>sister team
what did he mean by this

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shant imagine

I'd respect a guy that lets other people gang fuck his wife more than a guy that cheers from more than one team. At least the guy knows hes a cuckold.

>>>/reddit/

*fucks /hoc/‘s sister*

They keep banning all of my favorite subreddits.

imagine thinking you can just pick and choose which NHL team to root for while living in a state or province of North America

so you respect shannon more than these anons?

thg has three favorite teams

yeah and owns at least one of every teams jersey
he is a turbo bandwagoner

Boston, Vancouver and?

for me, it's the
>pacific
oilers
>central
jets
>atlantic
habs
>metro
caps

Vegas for Vegas reasons

DallASS

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"no"

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who gives a FUCK about who the the hockey cuck cheers for.

just took a HUGE Shannon

I don't actually know I just wanted to say Vegas reasons.
How much lube did you have to use before you took him in?

imagine being such a crybaby bitch loser that cant handle losing that you support multiple teams

shut the fuck up FAGGOT
go stars
go bruins
go canucks

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i dont find his takes on the canucks to be very good. i listen to tsn1040 most of the day when im at work and he basically just summarizes a lot of the stuff they say.

t. has literally only known losing his whole entire life

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yeah he does that for every NHL team, you're not special
watching Shannon is basically watching some old guy read stats off of NHL.com

t. fellow cuplet

She had a kid 9 months ago I bet it's still blown out

uhh
my kings, my pens, and my blackhawks have plenty of cups tyvm

Sibling teams:

Carolina/Florida - Arizona
Tampa Bay - San Jose
Detroit - Colorado
Columbus - Dallas
Buffalo - Minnesota
Montreal - Nashville
NYI - Calgary
Toronto - Edmonton
Winnipeg - Boston
Pittsburgh - Chicago
Washington - Los Angeles
Philadelphia - Anaheim
NYR - Vancouver
New Jersey - St. Louis
Ottawa - Vegas

Nah, shit was cash bro.

For me it's hurling

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this is so wrong I don't even know where to begin Sven

he lives in the area tho so i would have thought his analysis would have been a little more in depth.

woah so i get to root for tampa now?

It's not wrong though

seen my country win olympic gold many many times my friend.

i always viewed washington as shorks east

you thought wrong
there is nothing in a Shannon video you can't find elsewhere
>analysis
HAHAHAHA

this list is tragic af

yeah, pretty much. siblings fight a lot though

Is there anything more prestigious than being an internet moderator?

i think the sabres and canucks are "sibling" teams because they joined the league at the same time.

It's their year.

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they're actual winners though

Glad to hear

it is tho

They were much alike, then Washington finally won

just like /hoc/ then

plus both are cup virgins :'(

Good point, they have amounted to about as much as well

no it's not

>Reminder Sweden lost to Japanese qt's

ja det är det

/hoc/ is love

försök igen, det där var inte grammatiskt korrekt ;)

It's called a girlfriend team. It's the team from the other conference than your favourite team North Americans follow during a season, because of time zones.

That's why it's called ''marrying your girlfriend'' when changing favourite team.
>sister team
What a fucking retard.

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>Germany upsets Canada
>Japan upsets Sweden
AXIS POWERS RISING AGAIN

kek everyone here that says they don't cheer for more than one team are full of shit liars.

come help me out bros

det spelar ingen roll för att du har fel

it's sister teams
just like sister cities
you fucking thinhaired faggot
now don't ever @ me again and kys
sistercities.org/

...

>Winnipeg
#NotMySisterCity

fast det är du som har fel, din lille jänkare där

>mad at eurofags for using the same exact excuse that canadians use when our women win a gold medal
pottery

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I've got a really mediocre post ready for the next thread lads.

tennis, TENNIS? are you fucking kidding?

are you the same user that said nobody cares about tennis yesterday?

nej du

Maybe for you who choose to cheat on your wife with your sister instead of agirlfriend

Next thread is for friends only.

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so no finland?

based

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this swede is a major faggot, what happened to the nice swede

Had a vision, Isles win the Stan Lee.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

new

Unless you turn off all hockey once >your team is out and stop all hockey discussion then you can stfu because you have a second team or even a third or 4th.

truth

ON-TIME new:

...

>this swede is major based, what happened to the cuck:ed swede
ftfy

literally perfect good guy fandom

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