The absolute state of bong cuisine...........
The absolute state of bong cuisine
does canada even have food?
poutine i guess what about australia?
a chip butty is pretty good, the difference in texture between the chips and bread is really satisfying and the hot chips melt all the butter
>british """""" Food"""""
we have to do air drops for them
But Americans love burgers? You do realise burgers were first written down in an English cookbook, right? What about crisps? You guys love potato chips, also a British invention.
A carb on carb sandwich.. this just screams they were too poor to afford protein.
>You do realise burgers were first written down in an English cookbook, right?
Excuse me?
Why do you think these things are named after a city of ours?
We invented them (although to be fair, the modern-day globally known American version of the Hamburger is quite different from its original version).
>brits think they invented burgers and fries
Unironically looks tasty.
Dude, the city is named after the food. We did it after WW2 to humiliate you, same with Frankfurt
>The popular book "The Art of Cookery made Plain and Easy" by Hannah Glasse included a recipe in 1758 as "Hamburgh sausage", which suggested to serve it "roasted with toasted bread under it".
Don't play the semantics game either because that won't work.
Chip Butty's are pretty nice though. Would suggest trying it before you knock it.
its called a chip butty not a chips butty
also its bread butter and chips, it tastes nice. Especially with tomato ketchup
whats your order at the chippy?
>chip butty
jesus get your shit together brits
seem pretty good
> there are people who will never enjoy a full English breakfast
american burgers taste awful
poutine is the good version of OP's pic
A saveloy, battered sausage and small chips
see
why are americans and canadians so obsessed with us?
You're so full of shit
sounds like a hot dog since it has one bun, and the beef is clearly from Hamburgh as the name suggests
fun fact: The first American burger had a fried egg on it
your mom tastes awful m8
we have cheese, chips and gravy here as well.
all of the food tastes really bad because of all the corn syrup and shite that is in american food. i'm sorry the truth hurts. you've probably never eaten anything outside of north america so don't even realise
why are so many Brits on American boards?
>thinking mexican or canadian food is the same as american shit
it's actually the roids and antibiotics that we pump in the meat. notice how all our athletes are beasts and yours are kinda small and shrimpy. come down to the state and get a prime USDA steak medium and it'll put some muscle on you
sorry bro but the us brought you into their corn syrup empire
>be Canadian
>eat Pootine
>chips butty
its CHIP butty
Wrong
I’ve been to Canada, Australia, Peru, Spain, Italy, Scotland, France twice, and England and Ireland three times each and I can unironically say that English food is the absolute worst I’ve ever had
newfoodeconomy.org
canada, the ultimate cucked nation. British flag/queen, ultimate US lapdog. shit hole
french cuisine is the best
Name me 1 (one) thing your country created that's more influential and reproduced than the sandwich
>English food is worse than Scotland or Ireland even though it's exactly the same
yeah okay, you just have an irrational hated for England to the point of lying about fake holidays on the internet
>cancer /int/ shit
>lives in the uk and is calling canada a shithole
>queen does nothing here
>calling us a lapdog and a cucked nation because you're a brainlet that gets his info from Yea Forums
theres fucking no way you can think scottish food is nicer than english
traditional english dishes such as chicken korma and a kebab are fantastic food
Cope
>seething
eternal inferiority complex. Well justified.
English food is okay
Literally the only difference between Irish food and English food is Irish people have soda bread with their breakfast
Whenever an American claims he's travelled it's best to ignore them. Something like 60% of them don't even own a passport
unironically make really good food
wut
Also both countries have inarguably better food. An English breakfast is meh tier, a Scottish breakfast is top notch
Scottish pies and seafood are better, and haggis and black pudding (while hated internationally because ew gross ingredients lol) are some of the best sausages I’ve ever had
If on the coast: Haddock
If stuck in the middle of the country where the savages prefer Cod: Homemade fishcake
Chips, mushy peas, and a slice of lemon with both options.
Top, top trolling friend
I would eat this
>lying about being well travelled on an anonymous sports message board
>basing lies on elaborated outdated stereotypes
Scottish Southern Slave Owner food = GOAT
It's the same. Your obsession has led you to lie about food on the internet.
thanks mate
>people in a completely different country cook the exact same way
You can get cheese and chips with a portion of gravy at chippies which are far more comparable to poutine.
Has England fallen into such a state of decline that the only possible remaining expression of national pride is running damage control over people not liking your food
This is a website made as a clone of a Japanese website that is owned by an Asian to talk about Anime waifus.
that brexit thing has been going on forever. it's pretty obvious
>bunch of buzzwords after getting btfo
Back to Yea Forums
yeah I can get a piece of toast and a frankfurter but it's not a hot dog
vegemite
thats a chip barm u fag
>most American foods can't be sold in Europe because they don't meet our standards for human consumption
Lel
>chips butty
what breed of retard made this?
Better than blood sausage
Basado In-n-out ese.
When are they bringing the chain to Mexico?
>north American cuisine
that's because of the time it takes to get over there. you think we're buying Yuro beef and chicken?
Explain why no country can do them besides us (seriously get your shit together earth)
It's a chip cob
you mean because it's not halal, Mohammed
Not at all, it's the processes your meat and dairy and stuff go through, such as chlorination, that makes it illegal..
An American for sure. They criticise our food without ever understanding it.
If you want to rage, find the Youtube videos of "Americans try English meals" and see how they can somehow fuck up concepts as simple as beans on toast.
is that what they told you on fox news
i think youll find its because of all your steroids and corn syrup
amsterdam has the best burgers
Fried Mars bars are tits, get bent Limey
Fish and chips are foreign at least ginsters is British
>American cuisine
bro /cic/
>cheese "produce" and lesser cuts of bacon instead of proper cheddar and bacon
Lmao
I'd only click on one of those if it was an American trying ricin.
oh my bad, must be because the Imam didn't bless it
the brits always claim to invent something but they are almost always notoriously bad at the supposed thing they invented
Regardless of if the ingredients could come from the same sources, the recipes would be different. A European McDonalds tastes completely different to an American one.
I wonder if people are thinking that the chips are just plain with no seasoning or anything.
What in the world
What the fuck's going on here?
you've been btfo. stop posting
is this true, they usually have one closely guarded recipe? could just be something like the humidity or other natural factors
jesus fucking christ what in the third world is this?
If this is the best bait you've got, you probably should just call this one a loss and close the thread.
you pay 30 dollars for 1 (one) steak of prime US Grade A Beef, stfu leaf
No, it's simply because food companies can't sell slop here like they can in your corporate hellhole
yep we invented north america and its a right fuck up
Some little faggot pranked his entire school by putting laxatives in the food
horse shit i couldnt tell the diff, done the breakfast shit too
no its because american mcdonalds isn't even legally classified as food here
I think there are people in this thread who don't even realise the bun is buttered.
Pretty based tbf, I want to find the actual video
>american meat or dairy
No thanks
butter, fuck that margarine
>Shitting in the sink
>Shitting in the locker
Kek
>chip butty without hendo's
horrifiying thought
based
you're talking about fast food, our actual food at a grocery store is the best in the world bar none
It's from the Netflix show American vandal. Its not real.
>Cadburys is top tier chocolate
>American plastic cheese company buys it
>Cadburys chocolate is now complete shit because they change the recipes to their low American standards
Fuck American food companies.
cringe
are you telling us that shit in the internet isn't real?
shocked, many such cases. SAD.
What is going on here?
>exposing the business
>Hendo's
>not chip spice
At least you're a Yorkshireman son
Imagine being this obsessed
That was the Spanish
Ahahahahahaaa
No lad, I've lived on two coasts of your country and whilst there's a lot of choice, most of it is processed slop.
It already is. It's on every corner of LA
brit food bad
you can just go to the deli that's 30 seconds away for real cheese
Chip spice is a strong second when travelling East
>Supermarkets
That's the grocery store equivalent of fast food desu
That's just an observation that everyone agrees on though
can you get decent pork scratchings over there?
Large portion of chips, jumbo sausage. Salt & vinegar.
spartans, do you remember when the brits invented the paella sandwich?
>*pays 9001 moosebux for a bag of milk*
Diversity really pays for itself.
That looks rancid
yeah and they're popular among CHIs for some reason
milk in a bag?
Leicester ex pat here - can confirm. Particularly disappointing are the beef and the chocolate.
Drugs are grade A tho.
More referencing you thinking they changed the recipe to suit "low American standards." It's to make more money over all else.
are they rock hard like we get?
My friend was in the UK for 3 weeks and said the food was absolutely horrible. He said the middle easterners made the best food there
>americans will never know how much better english crisps are than the shit here
>americans will never taste lamb with based mint sauce
>americans will never taste a good pasty
>americans will never go out clubbing and end the night with a good kebab
>americans can never go to greggs for a sausage roll
>americans will never eat a good meat pie
It's sadly not on the southermost suburb of LA (Tijuana).
>middle easterners
So he had fatty foods every day? Sounds American enough
your friend was lying, he was doing a short stretch
yeah, lower standards for more profit
It's about $4 for 3 bags you retard
All of that sounds inferior to the American equivalents
This is fake, btw
Going to Tesco for a sandwich is the equivalent of buying The Sun for the news.
britcucks are enormous cantankerous faggots, but this is not sports and should be posted on /ck/
This doesn't even make sense in reply to what I said
Oh I read your first post wrong, my fault
what size are your milk bags?
I mean none of that sounds like we're missing out on anything
post the in store prices and nobody gets hurt
oh my fucking God I hope you get raped to death
metric bud, you wouldn't understand
Of course you'd think that when all you know is the dogshit food you eat
Canadian dollars?
>tfw no bottle license for your milk so have to put it in a bag
pass, first time I had chips in england and they used vinegar I almost puked, thanks vishnu that I was with 4 indians that invited me to eat at their houses.
>angl*s: the thread
It's funny to see someone seethe over something like this.
I'm a fat fuck and I love all of your food and all of you too.
>milk bags
Whole foods is better than any grocery store in bongland
I mean that's easy to say when you haven't had one of our pies or the lamb with meat sauce.
Nobody needs the molten sausage rolls of Greggs in their lives though.
Whole Foods is a middling brand here lmao
>milk bags
You fags don't have whole foods
sorry, not interested in love, only here to express my rage towards the world and the puny humans that live in it.
>seethe
?
>yfw its real
>bongs trying to make it seem like they have caviar for breakfast and don't have a bunch of shitty processed food
I do love pot pies, but I doubt anything beats the lamb made by all the damn Greeks that live around me.
>powdered milk
This is not milk
based
>So desperate for good food you beg Americans to come save you
kek reminds me of WW2
Yes lad, I could die eating Gyros or Lamb and Tzatziki
As mentioned, it's a middling brand that hasn't succeeded here.
Meanwhile you guys slobber over Aldi and "Trader Joe's" (also Aldi) lmao.
>american equivalents
getting shot?
I go to the butchers and my local bakery for my breakfast. the only thing that is processed is the baked beans but Heinz are elite anyway
>Nobody shops at Aldi really, and Trader Joes is not popular at all. Wegmans and Krogrers are more popular. But most of us go to delis and markets
That joke wasn't even food related
Why did you meme arrow?
do yanks get purple aki salami?
accident
Love to squeeze one
B&M baked beans are better though
That "cheese" looks fucking nasty
>most of us go to delis and markets
I've lived amongst you, stop chatting shit lad lel
Have you ever see this but with tamales instead of chips?
It's barely food, but it's great on burgers
>A paki trying to tell me what Americans do
shut the fuck up and stick to eating kebabs
everyone knows what you do. you produce enough media for people to laugh at you
Isn't it true that Americans irradiate all of their beef, steak ect.?
But why
whats special about this ? thats just a mitraillette we eat this in belgium since forever
based bongs good taste
I'm not surprised you consume our media like a good cuck, we are the dominate force in the world
dunno.
it's true only 14% of Americans have blue eyes though. blue eyed blonde people are looked upon like unicorns there
no it's not Stalker
guys can you stop fighting i didnt mean for the thread to go this way
bunnings snags
still more than London
Chilangos, that's why this shit exists.
>the fucking state of that cheese
Come to our pub and start chatting shite and we'll fucking glass you lad, subject of our Queen or not.
>your entire country vs one city
Didn't think that one through did you, ya seething mark.
yikes
>American food
>I didn't mean for a shitpost thread to turn to shit
I think a percentage was quoted, was it not?
based
>meanwhile in reality
That looks incredible
BASED
Do you use a spoon for that or is like a burger?
How the fuck do you even eat that
chopsticks, actually
chopsticks, actually
For supper I go for Fish and Chips. Preferably cod. Side of mushy peas. A batter sausage if feeling abit cheeky
this, but instead liver and bacon with onions over mashed potatoes
Ever try fish toasties?
>liver
Absolutely disgusting
Is criticising other nations cuisine a sport?
that would literally stop your heart
chicken tenders and kraft dinner is at the kids table waiting for you
well if gymnastics and figure skating are
Post your favorite Bong food.
For me, it's unironically Chicken Tikka Masala. Apparently it's also the most popular dish in Bongland.
Honorable mention goes to beef Wellington and steak and kidney pie desu
umm...
>complimenting foreign countries
Reddit is that way and to the left
Slightly overrated but every visitor to the West Coast fucking wants this as their 1st meal.
Quite honestly their milkshakes are the best part of their menu desu
for me, it's a chicken burger with chips, 4 wings and an ice cold vimto
Fuck off, chip butty with jellied eel is god tier.
Their food doesn't compare to ours DESU but the mudslinging does gets boring as fuck after a while. Plus who doesn't fucking love food. ("chips butty" excluded)
Maybe in the past it was, either a tikka masala or a korma was the standard, these days it seems like everyone gets a completely different curry and shares. I usually go for a Lamb Rogan Josh or a Pathia
Edgy.
disgusting, that bread/dough to filling and sauce ratio is way off
Salt and vinegar obviously but tainting a chip balm with sauces is nasty.
I grew up down the street from a bunch of Indians cooking their smelly food, so I have no love for that shit
>american food
>british food
>german food
Even Polish and Austrian food is better than any germanic speaking country's food.
Italy, Russia, Balkans, Greece, Spain, India, France is where it's at
aha
i KNEW it was a canuck behind this
do you just shitpost on /ck/ Yea Forums and Yea Forums all day or what
you'd be eating gruel if it wasn't for America defeating the (((Communists)))
Sams 2 for 2 mate
>
That's not a prepared dish, it's just a pile of raw seafood with some shit sprinkled on it. Try again, Amerifat.
Kung pow chicken?
Egg fried rice?
Both quintessentially Canadian
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Let's be honest, in an Anglo thread we're all just arguing who has the least shit food (we do) before we go enjoy delicious imported food that is either hispanic, arabic, italian, indian or chinese.
>But most of us go to delis and markets
cmon now bud
I'd take a silverside/white sauce pie or a good sausage roll over curry or commienese food any day.
Greek and arab food is better though, same with Japanese.
b+rp
Want to know how I know you're full of shit?
>"Goyim, without diversity we wouldn't have kebabs! Therefore you should accept your genocide!"
Nice try, Rabbi.
>being this /pol/pilled that you can't even talk about food without a paranoid rant about da jews
Get help or even better, get a takeaway.
For me, it’s tri tip, season with personal seasoning heavily, wrap in buttered aluminum foil, throw that bitch on the grill for a 30-45 minutes. Heaven
Fuck, that would be great in a butty.
I was really disgusted when I was offered a sausage sandwich and watched the girl slather an entire stick of butter on two slices of bread and adding the sausages to that
I like butter but fucks sake, sausage sandwiches don't need the extra fat
Trader Joes is great for getting Chimays
For me, it’s Portillos
Based Portillo's
Now you’re just talking shit. I’ve been to to your tiny island. The best thing to eat there was the Indian food. Most of us are convinced your colonial policy was the result of trying to find a decent fucking meal.
none of those are me i did make one on /ck/ but it got deleted
Test
Literally all me.
Thanks for being honest.
Unironically make myself them whenever I have leftover frozen chips. Your pic needs some sauce though lad
looks barely above a paki takeout burger, you can actually get good burgers at a restaurant instead of that chain shit
Poop delivery
i can smell the diarrhea from here.
this is correct. we went to the east to find spices for our rancid meat meals and to sell rhubarb to the chinese to help them with their constipation
true story
South Korean food is the best. Great range and good quality meats
Realy could do with a chip buttus right about now.
Fuck that's grim, lads.