The absolute state of bong cuisine

Unironically looks tasty.

Dude, the city is named after the food. We did it after WW2 to humiliate you, same with Frankfurt

>The popular book "The Art of Cookery made Plain and Easy" by Hannah Glasse included a recipe in 1758 as "Hamburgh sausage", which suggested to serve it "roasted with toasted bread under it".
Don't play the semantics game either because that won't work.

Chip Butty's are pretty nice though. Would suggest trying it before you knock it.

its called a chip butty not a chips butty

also its bread butter and chips, it tastes nice. Especially with tomato ketchup

whats your order at the chippy?

>chip butty
jesus get your shit together brits

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seem pretty good

> there are people who will never enjoy a full English breakfast

american burgers taste awful

poutine is the good version of OP's pic

A saveloy, battered sausage and small chips

see

why are americans and canadians so obsessed with us?

You're so full of shit

sounds like a hot dog since it has one bun, and the beef is clearly from Hamburgh as the name suggests

fun fact: The first American burger had a fried egg on it

your mom tastes awful m8

we have cheese, chips and gravy here as well.

all of the food tastes really bad because of all the corn syrup and shite that is in american food. i'm sorry the truth hurts. you've probably never eaten anything outside of north america so don't even realise

why are so many Brits on American boards?

>thinking mexican or canadian food is the same as american shit

it's actually the roids and antibiotics that we pump in the meat. notice how all our athletes are beasts and yours are kinda small and shrimpy. come down to the state and get a prime USDA steak medium and it'll put some muscle on you

sorry bro but the us brought you into their corn syrup empire

>be Canadian
>eat Pootine

>chips butty

its CHIP butty

Wrong

I’ve been to Canada, Australia, Peru, Spain, Italy, Scotland, France twice, and England and Ireland three times each and I can unironically say that English food is the absolute worst I’ve ever had

newfoodeconomy.org/canada-sorry-for-corn-syrup/

canada, the ultimate cucked nation. British flag/queen, ultimate US lapdog. shit hole

french cuisine is the best

Name me 1 (one) thing your country created that's more influential and reproduced than the sandwich

>English food is worse than Scotland or Ireland even though it's exactly the same

yeah okay, you just have an irrational hated for England to the point of lying about fake holidays on the internet

>cancer /int/ shit
>lives in the uk and is calling canada a shithole
>queen does nothing here
>calling us a lapdog and a cucked nation because you're a brainlet that gets his info from Yea Forums

theres fucking no way you can think scottish food is nicer than english

traditional english dishes such as chicken korma and a kebab are fantastic food

Cope

>seething

eternal inferiority complex. Well justified.

English food is okay

Literally the only difference between Irish food and English food is Irish people have soda bread with their breakfast

Whenever an American claims he's travelled it's best to ignore them. Something like 60% of them don't even own a passport

unironically make really good food

wut
Also both countries have inarguably better food. An English breakfast is meh tier, a Scottish breakfast is top notch
Scottish pies and seafood are better, and haggis and black pudding (while hated internationally because ew gross ingredients lol) are some of the best sausages I’ve ever had

If on the coast: Haddock
If stuck in the middle of the country where the savages prefer Cod: Homemade fishcake

Chips, mushy peas, and a slice of lemon with both options.

Top, top trolling friend

I would eat this

>lying about being well travelled on an anonymous sports message board
>basing lies on elaborated outdated stereotypes

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Scottish Southern Slave Owner food = GOAT

It's the same. Your obsession has led you to lie about food on the internet.

thanks mate

>people in a completely different country cook the exact same way

You can get cheese and chips with a portion of gravy at chippies which are far more comparable to poutine.

Has England fallen into such a state of decline that the only possible remaining expression of national pride is running damage control over people not liking your food

This is a website made as a clone of a Japanese website that is owned by an Asian to talk about Anime waifus.

that brexit thing has been going on forever. it's pretty obvious

>bunch of buzzwords after getting btfo
Back to Yea Forums

yeah I can get a piece of toast and a frankfurter but it's not a hot dog

vegemite

thats a chip barm u fag

>most American foods can't be sold in Europe because they don't meet our standards for human consumption

Lel

>chips butty
what breed of retard made this?

Better than blood sausage

Basado In-n-out ese.
When are they bringing the chain to Mexico?

>north American cuisine

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that's because of the time it takes to get over there. you think we're buying Yuro beef and chicken?

Explain why no country can do them besides us (seriously get your shit together earth)

It's a chip cob

you mean because it's not halal, Mohammed

Not at all, it's the processes your meat and dairy and stuff go through, such as chlorination, that makes it illegal..

An American for sure. They criticise our food without ever understanding it.

If you want to rage, find the Youtube videos of "Americans try English meals" and see how they can somehow fuck up concepts as simple as beans on toast.

is that what they told you on fox news

i think youll find its because of all your steroids and corn syrup

amsterdam has the best burgers

Fried Mars bars are tits, get bent Limey

Fish and chips are foreign at least ginsters is British

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>American cuisine

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bro /cic/

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>cheese "produce" and lesser cuts of bacon instead of proper cheddar and bacon

Lmao

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I'd only click on one of those if it was an American trying ricin.

oh my bad, must be because the Imam didn't bless it

the brits always claim to invent something but they are almost always notoriously bad at the supposed thing they invented

Regardless of if the ingredients could come from the same sources, the recipes would be different. A European McDonalds tastes completely different to an American one.

I wonder if people are thinking that the chips are just plain with no seasoning or anything.

What in the world

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What the fuck's going on here?

you've been btfo. stop posting

is this true, they usually have one closely guarded recipe? could just be something like the humidity or other natural factors

jesus fucking christ what in the third world is this?

If this is the best bait you've got, you probably should just call this one a loss and close the thread.

you pay 30 dollars for 1 (one) steak of prime US Grade A Beef, stfu leaf

No, it's simply because food companies can't sell slop here like they can in your corporate hellhole

yep we invented north america and its a right fuck up

Some little faggot pranked his entire school by putting laxatives in the food

horse shit i couldnt tell the diff, done the breakfast shit too

no its because american mcdonalds isn't even legally classified as food here

I think there are people in this thread who don't even realise the bun is buttered.

Pretty based tbf, I want to find the actual video

>american meat or dairy
No thanks

butter, fuck that margarine

>Shitting in the sink
>Shitting in the locker
Kek

>chip butty without hendo's
horrifiying thought

based

you're talking about fast food, our actual food at a grocery store is the best in the world bar none

It's from the Netflix show American vandal. Its not real.

>Cadburys is top tier chocolate
>American plastic cheese company buys it
>Cadburys chocolate is now complete shit because they change the recipes to their low American standards

Fuck American food companies.

cringe

are you telling us that shit in the internet isn't real?

shocked, many such cases. SAD.

What is going on here?

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>exposing the business

>Hendo's
>not chip spice

At least you're a Yorkshireman son

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Imagine being this obsessed

That was the Spanish

Ahahahahahaaa

No lad, I've lived on two coasts of your country and whilst there's a lot of choice, most of it is processed slop.

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It already is. It's on every corner of LA

brit food bad

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you can just go to the deli that's 30 seconds away for real cheese

Chip spice is a strong second when travelling East

>Supermarkets
That's the grocery store equivalent of fast food desu

That's just an observation that everyone agrees on though

can you get decent pork scratchings over there?

Large portion of chips, jumbo sausage. Salt & vinegar.

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spartans, do you remember when the brits invented the paella sandwich?

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>*pays 9001 moosebux for a bag of milk*

Diversity really pays for itself.

That looks rancid

yeah and they're popular among CHIs for some reason

milk in a bag?

Leicester ex pat here - can confirm. Particularly disappointing are the beef and the chocolate.
Drugs are grade A tho.

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More referencing you thinking they changed the recipe to suit "low American standards." It's to make more money over all else.

are they rock hard like we get?

My friend was in the UK for 3 weeks and said the food was absolutely horrible. He said the middle easterners made the best food there

>americans will never know how much better english crisps are than the shit here
>americans will never taste lamb with based mint sauce
>americans will never taste a good pasty
>americans will never go out clubbing and end the night with a good kebab
>americans can never go to greggs for a sausage roll
>americans will never eat a good meat pie

It's sadly not on the southermost suburb of LA (Tijuana).

>middle easterners

So he had fatty foods every day? Sounds American enough

your friend was lying, he was doing a short stretch

yeah, lower standards for more profit

It's about $4 for 3 bags you retard

All of that sounds inferior to the American equivalents

This is fake, btw

Going to Tesco for a sandwich is the equivalent of buying The Sun for the news.

britcucks are enormous cantankerous faggots, but this is not sports and should be posted on /ck/

This doesn't even make sense in reply to what I said

Oh I read your first post wrong, my fault

what size are your milk bags?

I mean none of that sounds like we're missing out on anything

post the in store prices and nobody gets hurt

oh my fucking God I hope you get raped to death

metric bud, you wouldn't understand

Of course you'd think that when all you know is the dogshit food you eat

Canadian dollars?

>tfw no bottle license for your milk so have to put it in a bag

pass, first time I had chips in england and they used vinegar I almost puked, thanks vishnu that I was with 4 indians that invited me to eat at their houses.

>angl*s: the thread

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It's funny to see someone seethe over something like this.

I'm a fat fuck and I love all of your food and all of you too.

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>milk bags

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Whole foods is better than any grocery store in bongland

I mean that's easy to say when you haven't had one of our pies or the lamb with meat sauce.

Nobody needs the molten sausage rolls of Greggs in their lives though.

Whole Foods is a middling brand here lmao

>milk bags

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$4.39 for 4 liters in Ontario
realcanadiansuperstore.ca/Food/Dairy-and-Eggs/Milk-&-Cream/2%-&-Whole-Milk/plp/RCSS001005005005?filters=&sort=price-desc

You fags don't have whole foods

sorry, not interested in love, only here to express my rage towards the world and the puny humans that live in it.

>seethe
?

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>yfw its real

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>bongs trying to make it seem like they have caviar for breakfast and don't have a bunch of shitty processed food

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I do love pot pies, but I doubt anything beats the lamb made by all the damn Greeks that live around me.

>powdered milk
This is not milk

based

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>So desperate for good food you beg Americans to come save you
kek reminds me of WW2

Yes lad, I could die eating Gyros or Lamb and Tzatziki

As mentioned, it's a middling brand that hasn't succeeded here.

Meanwhile you guys slobber over Aldi and "Trader Joe's" (also Aldi) lmao.

>american equivalents
getting shot?

I go to the butchers and my local bakery for my breakfast. the only thing that is processed is the baked beans but Heinz are elite anyway

>Nobody shops at Aldi really, and Trader Joes is not popular at all. Wegmans and Krogrers are more popular. But most of us go to delis and markets

That joke wasn't even food related

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Why did you meme arrow?

do yanks get purple aki salami?

accident

Love to squeeze one

B&M baked beans are better though

That "cheese" looks fucking nasty

>most of us go to delis and markets

I've lived amongst you, stop chatting shit lad lel

Have you ever see this but with tamales instead of chips?

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It's barely food, but it's great on burgers

>A paki trying to tell me what Americans do
shut the fuck up and stick to eating kebabs

everyone knows what you do. you produce enough media for people to laugh at you

Isn't it true that Americans irradiate all of their beef, steak ect.?

But why

whats special about this ? thats just a mitraillette we eat this in belgium since forever

based bongs good taste

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I'm not surprised you consume our media like a good cuck, we are the dominate force in the world

dunno.

it's true only 14% of Americans have blue eyes though. blue eyed blonde people are looked upon like unicorns there

no it's not Stalker

guys can you stop fighting i didnt mean for the thread to go this way

bunnings snags

still more than London

Chilangos, that's why this shit exists.

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>the fucking state of that cheese

Come to our pub and start chatting shite and we'll fucking glass you lad, subject of our Queen or not.

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>your entire country vs one city
Didn't think that one through did you, ya seething mark.

yikes

>American food

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>I didn't mean for a shitpost thread to turn to shit

I think a percentage was quoted, was it not?

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based

>meanwhile in reality

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That looks incredible

BASED

Do you use a spoon for that or is like a burger?

How the fuck do you even eat that

chopsticks, actually

chopsticks, actually

For supper I go for Fish and Chips. Preferably cod. Side of mushy peas. A batter sausage if feeling abit cheeky

this, but instead liver and bacon with onions over mashed potatoes

Ever try fish toasties?

>liver
Absolutely disgusting

Is criticising other nations cuisine a sport?

that would literally stop your heart

chicken tenders and kraft dinner is at the kids table waiting for you

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well if gymnastics and figure skating are

Post your favorite Bong food.

For me, it's unironically Chicken Tikka Masala. Apparently it's also the most popular dish in Bongland.

Honorable mention goes to beef Wellington and steak and kidney pie desu

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umm...

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>complimenting foreign countries

Reddit is that way and to the left

Slightly overrated but every visitor to the West Coast fucking wants this as their 1st meal.

Quite honestly their milkshakes are the best part of their menu desu

for me, it's a chicken burger with chips, 4 wings and an ice cold vimto

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Fuck off, chip butty with jellied eel is god tier.

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Their food doesn't compare to ours DESU but the mudslinging does gets boring as fuck after a while. Plus who doesn't fucking love food. ("chips butty" excluded)

Maybe in the past it was, either a tikka masala or a korma was the standard, these days it seems like everyone gets a completely different curry and shares. I usually go for a Lamb Rogan Josh or a Pathia

Edgy.

disgusting, that bread/dough to filling and sauce ratio is way off

Salt and vinegar obviously but tainting a chip balm with sauces is nasty.

I grew up down the street from a bunch of Indians cooking their smelly food, so I have no love for that shit

>american food
>british food
>german food

Even Polish and Austrian food is better than any germanic speaking country's food.
Italy, Russia, Balkans, Greece, Spain, India, France is where it's at

aha
i KNEW it was a canuck behind this
do you just shitpost on /ck/ Yea Forums and Yea Forums all day or what

you'd be eating gruel if it wasn't for America defeating the (((Communists)))

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Sams 2 for 2 mate

>
That's not a prepared dish, it's just a pile of raw seafood with some shit sprinkled on it. Try again, Amerifat.

Kung pow chicken?
Egg fried rice?
Both quintessentially Canadian

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Let's be honest, in an Anglo thread we're all just arguing who has the least shit food (we do) before we go enjoy delicious imported food that is either hispanic, arabic, italian, indian or chinese.

>But most of us go to delis and markets
cmon now bud

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I'd take a silverside/white sauce pie or a good sausage roll over curry or commienese food any day.

Greek and arab food is better though, same with Japanese.

b+rp

Want to know how I know you're full of shit?

>"Goyim, without diversity we wouldn't have kebabs! Therefore you should accept your genocide!"

Nice try, Rabbi.

>being this /pol/pilled that you can't even talk about food without a paranoid rant about da jews

Get help or even better, get a takeaway.

For me, it’s tri tip, season with personal seasoning heavily, wrap in buttered aluminum foil, throw that bitch on the grill for a 30-45 minutes. Heaven

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Fuck, that would be great in a butty.

I was really disgusted when I was offered a sausage sandwich and watched the girl slather an entire stick of butter on two slices of bread and adding the sausages to that
I like butter but fucks sake, sausage sandwiches don't need the extra fat

Trader Joes is great for getting Chimays

For me, it’s Portillos

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Based Portillo's

Now you’re just talking shit. I’ve been to to your tiny island. The best thing to eat there was the Indian food. Most of us are convinced your colonial policy was the result of trying to find a decent fucking meal.

none of those are me i did make one on /ck/ but it got deleted

Test

Literally all me.
Thanks for being honest.

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Unironically make myself them whenever I have leftover frozen chips. Your pic needs some sauce though lad

looks barely above a paki takeout burger, you can actually get good burgers at a restaurant instead of that chain shit

Poop delivery

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i can smell the diarrhea from here.

this is correct. we went to the east to find spices for our rancid meat meals and to sell rhubarb to the chinese to help them with their constipation

true story

South Korean food is the best. Great range and good quality meats

Realy could do with a chip buttus right about now.

Fuck that's grim, lads.