>oh look, it's another episode of pitchfork hates TOOL for some reason
This fucking review has it all!
>Comparing them to cringe King Crimson
>Dissing how long and "boring" the tracks are (even though they review other long repetitive albums like Meshugga just fine)
>Bringing up Maynard's sexual assult allegations that had 0 proof randomly
Fuck this shit, they barely reviewed any of the music
Oh look, it's another episode of pitchfork hates TOOL for some reason
Levi Young
Kevin Butler
someones mad that maynard is a pedophile
Connor Hill
Because he touched your underage zoomer ass?
Evan Cruz
I'm just gonna keep pretending Tool broke up after 10,000 days.
Thank god Cloudkicker put out a new album
Xavier Price
if you're looking for tool replacements try this
Camden Perez
Looks like it's over for Tool
Easton Phillips
So you admit he’s a pedophile
Matthew Young
This was a mediocre album, stop trying to persuade yourself it was anything more than this
Xavier Garcia
>king crimson is cringe
proof you're a pseud that thinks Tool is fucking ingenious. Go back and listen to your Deftones
Sebastian Jenkins
hahaha youre so fucking mad