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sabaton sucks
please contribute
Powerslave > Somewhere In Time > Piece of Mind > S/T > Number of The Beast = 7th Son > Killers
didn't listen to the rest
post /metal/ memes you know. I'll start
>Hell Awaits is Slayer's best
>S/T is Iron Maiden's best
>morrisound production is bad
Pornogrind is the best type of metal.
Best Exodus album?
>melodeath sucks (true btw)
>deathrash (absolutely based)
>thrashing sepulcral occult riffs (i miss him guys)
>GHOULS
Objective metal band tier list:
>Gojira tier
Gojira
>God tier
Agalloch
Cult Of Luna
Neurosis
Boris
>Top Tier
Isis
Wolves In The Throne Room
Weakling
Rosetta
Electric Wizard
Sleep
Godflesh
Altar Of Plagues
>They actually lift tier
Blasphemy
Type O Negative
>Good tier
Ne Obliviscaris
Metallica
Opeth
Cynic
Burzum
Deafheaven
Pantera
Converge
Esoteric
Enslaved
>Meh tier
All other metal bands not represented
>Boring bands
Death
Slayer
Motörhead
Necrophagist
Speedboozer
Iron Maiden
Akercocke
Darkthrone
>Garbage so utterly, bad, boring, and banal that people only pretend to like it
First wave black metal
NSBM
this is unapologetically the best album Maiden ever released
seen this before.
is that meant to be a bait or... what is it?
Any black metal with actual riffs that isn't Immortal, Inquisition or Dissection?
lurk moar
And whlie you're lurking listen to Dumal it's great
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well well
let's see what you gentlemen are, dare I say, blastan
Maybe it's just me, but I always felt like early Sepultura sounds exactly like Celtic Frost
I go to /meal/ almost every day
been about a year now
I mean, I know that people here aren't into Gojira
and that the post doesn't generally speak for most /meal/ posters.
but that doesn't help me figure out wtf it is
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deathrash
tank metal edition
fuck you i liked it albums
Then you're just missing the threads where it's posted, it's old bait
Yes, but this collab still made me laugh
>HIP
>Varg in general
>That one guy that likes Nu-Metal unironically
Got this CD today.
Don't know what to think of it. It does have some good moments going on. Maybe have to just give it some more spins.
Been lately hoarding all the CDs produced by Scott Burns because I think he was one of the best metal audio engineers
cynic is literally the gayest band because they had 2 gays in band
Listen to their demos
>cynic is literally the gayest band because they had 2 gays in band
I gotta say I got huge gay vibes from the band member photos in the inlay artwork/photos
And well the lyrics are pretty gay too..
>Ahamkara...veil of Maya
>Illusion works impenetrable
>Weaving webs innumerable
>Her gay pictures never fail
Thoughts on Burzum?
>pubes showing
roastie whore
Wearing Burzum merch is the cringest thing you can do desu
Why do so many bands use this cringe font?
baby's first black metal band
>baby's first black metal band
That's not Mayhem
Mayhem sucks
burzum is for infants
mayhem is for toddlers
darkthrone is for children
What about Immortal?
eldery sages and wizards
Beherit for preschoolers
in my oppinion itd be powerslave > number of the beast > iron maiden > killers > somewhere in time = peice of mind = seventh son
also havent listened to the rest. I like songs on number of the beast more than any song on powerslave individually, but dont dislike any songs on powerslave unlike number of the beast
only posers hate mayhem and darkthrone
darkthrone is based
mayhem is cringe
Deathcrush was unironically good desu
that hoodie they released of the album cover is the best merch I own
melodeath sucks
What’s that weird death metal album from the 90s with mostly pink album art? I wanna say the band name started with a D
>WOMEN WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND
>THE POWER MEN FEEL TO KILL WITH THEIR HANDS
They’re too smart to bother trying to
for boomers
Where The Light Dies
Ghoul
Moribund - Oracular Eyes
Someone post that pic of Fenriz, you know the one
Is this the most contrarian post every on /metal/?
what's your guys favorite shirt?
It is widely known that the only song from Load/ReLoad that matters is Fuel.
If only i could've been there, fuck being poor.
slow metallica fucking sucks
It can always get slower
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I unironically can't watch live Metallica shows that have the spic bassist on stage. Their best show was live in Moscow '91.
I hate myself so much bros metal for this feel?
onions me up daddy
It never fails
some gay shit like Type O Negative
Lorna Shore - Flesh Coffin
Literally about a guy that wants to die and burns himself to death but he's stuck alive.
W.A.S.P. - The Crimson Idol
Redpillme in Glam/Hair Metal guys. I only know Mötley Crüe, WASP, Dokken, Skid Row and Twisted Sister.
listen with coke otherwise unlistenable
metalcore sucks
>Redpillme in Glam/Hair Metal guys
it is shit. pop metal for girls, gays and cockrockers
>Mötley Crüe, WASP, Dokken, Skid Row and Twisted Sister.
these are the only worthwile bands in the genre. move on to actual metal
tfw mainstream radio plays sabaton
Sabaton is the new Amon Amarth
>he listens to sabaton
listening through Darkthrone catalogue in order. where should I stop?
but Amon Amarth is good
>He doesn't like Chad Metal
Imagine being this much of a virgin
Is it true Amon Amarth sound really bad live?
Panzerfaust
immediately
Total Death
if glam is chad then so is this
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>chad
yikes
>but Amon Amarth is good
Not in my experience
the hoop earrings are too much
darn i thought this was our guy parker
btw he cut his hair
where do you find new information about jimmy?
his name is parker hartzler, he has instagram.
>parker gets uglycute anime gf
>I still have no one
it isn''t fair bros
you don't, they're all good
You need to stop listening to metal user
she's kinda fat though
what do I listen to instead
fat girls are hot
this
>skin brighter than her teeth
Metalcore, Deathcore.
that's too fat
a little bit chubby is alright.
it's up anons
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unironically would rather be an incel than listen to that muck simple as
nintendo soundtracks. become exactly like parker
BASED
any superhero themed metal?
>Burzum
Absolute motherfucking horseshit
>hot hoes wearing Burzum merch
Excellent, pleases my dick if you know what I mean
STOP AT SARDONIC WRATH BECAUSE FROM THEN ON THEY SWITCHED LABELS AND DROPPED BLACK METAL TO TURN INTO THE SHITTY CELTIC FROST COVER BAND THEY ARE TODAY
can you accurately predict album rating from cover art alone?
>black and white
>some shittily drawn or horribly photographed landscape
>Algerian font
Yeah, smells like a 10/10
How about supervillain-themed metal?
tfw lead singer turned into woman
it's fucking shit
Bian Ferneyhough is a great rec
Yeah, sometimes. At the very least you can pretty much always guess what the album is about, like this one for example: youtube.com
Based NSBM poster
Anyone have experience building their own amp? Can you describe it?
More like this? Ultra filthy, muddy sound coupled with complex songwriting
it's actually pretty good
What's some Metal in the mood of Hannibal Lecter?
i would say
x factor > seventh son > everything else > virtual xi
The Chasm's first album is kind of similar, Daniel Corchado is the mastermind behind both bands.
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>They actually lift tier
Blasphemy
Type O Negative
lol'd
>metalhead ideal gf image
>headbanging to vampyric black metal in a graveyard copypasta
>cringe edits
>glam metal dog
it good?
Great traditional heavy metal bands to recommend my grandfather aged 78?
listen to all of them bud
Black Sabbath would hit home hard
That and GHUA.
yeah
>tfw you realize you will relate to lyrics about imminent death differently when you're 78
BaaaaaaaaaaaaasED! Belle Delphine PLEASE come back
>and you wonder why they're being so drab about the sweet embrace
i thought i was just scaring her im sorry universe :/
can you recommend me some stuff with vocals I can actually understand?
damn not so rad anymore
t. fatties
memes aside if you want lyrics in DM and BM go read them
if you care so much about lyrics you're either autistic or don't understand the music
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Is everything this guy makes kino?
i'm skinny skelinton i just like chubby girls
No
>if you care so much about lyrics you're either autistic or don't understand the music
explain? the songs I enjoy the most are narratives
Mercyful Fate
I would prefer something not Deathcore
NWOBHM
sludge/doom
thrash/speed
anything not cookie monster tier
>explain?
what is there to explain? it riffs hard and sounds dark, if that's not what you want then why did you come to metal? should just stick to indie or whatever genre you listen to where lyrics >>> music
>the songs I enjoy the most are narratives
what the fuck do you think this is, Sufjan Stevens? or Belle and Sebastian? grow a pair
who said they dont want hard riffs or dark sounds? he just said he wanted clear vocals
you're a difficult person aren't you
Saw them last month, they were great
Based simple as poster
harsh vocals are indecipherable most of time. most classics are this way. either you stop being a picky twat and get used to it, or give up on extreme genres altogether
t. simple person
I feel a less aggressive way of wording it is if you're looking for good lyrics, metal isn't the genre to search. Particularly in extreme metal, where obviously the vocals play more of a side role given they're mostly unintelligible. Even in lighter genres like trad or doom I've never come across a lyricist that struck me as above-average.
not all metal is extreme.
>metal is not for lyrics
the hell are you people smoking?
Did I fall into a parallel dimension where Dio or Halford never existed?
I have legitimately never paid attention to lyrics from either musician, do you have any good examples off the top of your head? If not I'll just listen closer next time I'm blasting Priest or Dio.
The actual lyrics are important, but not all vocals need to be super clean and understandable. If you can't understand what the singer is saying just look up and read the lyrics like a normal person. It's really not hard unless you just don't like to read.
Geezer Butler also did a great job in early Sabbath albums, mainly on Paranoid, Vol.4 and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
not him, but a lot of epic doom has sick ass lyrics
its not the most deep philosophical shit but its still cool and adds to the tone
solitude aeturnus first 2 albums is filled with lots of biblical post apocalyptic imagery in their lyrics
IMO lyrics are most important in a song, I could never enjoy a song very much if its about nothing
Lyrics are gay. Youre supposed to listen to the voice like it is another instrument
W.A.S.P. - The Crimson Idol
>Youre supposed
I'll spin them again
There's lots of great instrumental metal though, and you're missing out on extreme genres. Your tastes are your own though
Only feels like a valid point in extreme metal
I just like good vocalists, they don't have to clean or soft, just something with a personality of its own.
>There's lots of great instrumental metal though, and you're missing out on extreme genres. Your tastes are your own though
yeah but I never denied any of that
this started because the guy said "if you care about lyrics then you don't understand the music", which isn't true for the majority of metal at all.
t. faggot
>Only feels like a valid point in extreme metal
Not at all. People like Dio and Layne Stalry arent famous because of their lyrics, it's because they can belt out some haunting vocal chords.
Go read some books if you like words, dorks
>just something with a personality of its own.
not the guy you're replying to, but does anyone else feel like this is the biggest problem with black/death metal? the instrumentals all have their own character and personality, but the growls feel like they only come in like 5 different variations between every band. When you think about it, everyone kind of sounds the same when we try to sing that way, humans can only reach so many ranges at such a extreme pitch.
haha yeah mucore is sick and the only thing worth listening to
>People like Dio and Layne Stalry arent famous because of their lyrics, it's because they can belt out some haunting vocal chords.
thats because people (you) are plebs that just want to hear catchy tunes in your ears and dont want to think
Dio would probably be pissed to hear someone say "I don't care about your lyrics". they might as well just be humming if they shared your sentiment
>seeing this copypasta for years
>just now noticed speedböozer made it in
my job here is done lads
Yeah fuck me for wanting music to sound good to the ears lmao
> the instrumentals all have their own character and personality, but the growls feel like they only come in like 5 different variations between every band.
exactly, It may be the point for some but I vastly prefer being able to tell who is singing
if you insist *penetrates you*
How does one exclude the other?
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/gorepill/ers rise up
Demilich - Nespithe feels too obvious but maybe that's it.
They're also deathcore so fitting as self-torture
Im looking for a Nargaroth song which started or ended with church bells. The production was similar to Rasluka fuzzy guitars style. Im not sure if im tripping and imagining this or not, it was 10 years ago that I heard this. Can somebody possibly help me finding this if it even exists.
so what is for adults?
>Dumal
didn't have a BM mood when you posted, but now returned to it and have to say it's real good
has the post black mood, but not in a onions way
>>glam metal dog
elighten me
I unironically got into metal though Christian metal when I was like 12. Now I mostly listen to thrash, black, and death metal like Darkthrone, Obituary, and Morbid Saint.
These are the first "extreme" metal songs I ever liked. Rate my shitty 12 year old taste.
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black metal riffs with motorhead vocals
Abrahamic Contagion is the only song on their album I keep coming back to desu
They dont exclude eachother, its just that lyrics literally dont matter
>angels
>chartshitter
>spurdo edits
>numale metal chart
Why is it brutal death metal is the only metal genre with a bunch of guest vocalists on their albums? Half the time you can't even tell there IS a guest vocalist when you're listening to the song.
what the fuck, that's parker? he's looking good and less ridiculous
We're all gonna make it user
What are some record labels for me to follow that currently put out good gore metal?
Most of it seems to be independent releases as far as I can tell, but I don't spend an extreme amount of time on Bandcamp. These channels have cool stuff every once in a while though.
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sooo post an example of that
its mostly the slamcore bands that do that because deathcore does it alot
Thanks
Not him but how have you not seen this?
Does anybody have that cringe euronymous black metal rant? Can't find it for some reason.
Good post desu
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This was the song I considered the heaviest when I was 12/13 from the ones I was listening to.
I technically wasn't wrong because outside of this I was only listening to other power metal (the fantasy type, not the faggy sabaton/powerwolf type) and perhaps Iron Maiden.
Was going to give him that, but that's Motörhead riffs with black metal vox, the request was for the other way around
True.
Some pls give me some albums/bands where the lyrics are sung in French
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god i hate this retard so much
Right... so which one of those have better riffs than this?
Forgot to say, preferably not bm
great tier
1. Powerslave
2. Seventh Son
3. s/t
good tier
4. The Number of the Beast
5. Brave New World
6. Somewhere in Time
okay tier
7. Piece of Mind
8. Killers
9. A Matter of Life and Death
10. Dance of Death
mixed tier
11. Fear of the Dark
12. The Book of Souls
13. The Final Frontier
14. Virtual XI
kinda bad tier
15. No Prayer for the Dying
16. The X Factor
It's not the other way around?
>somewhere in time being that low
>number of the beast being higher than somewhere in time and piece of mind
>piece of mind not being in good tier
Just posting best Sortilège/Blasphème releases
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Judas Priest
god tier
1. Sad Wings of Destiny
great tier
2. Painkiller
3. Stained Class
4. Defenders of the Faith
5. British Steel
good tier
6. Screaming for Vengeance
7. Sin After Sin
8. Firepower
9. Killing Machine
okay tier
9. Angel of Retribution
10. Rocka Rolla
11. Redeemer of Souls
mixed tier
12. Nostradamus
13. Jugulator
14. Ram it Down
15. Jugulator
16. Turbo
bad tier
17. Point of Entry
18. Demolition
Good call on the Sortilège pick, but I like Désir de Vampyr more from Blaspheme personally.
>somewhere in time
It's not low at all, the others are just higher
>number of the beast
Give me a break, I have already placed it lower than most people.
>piece of mind
Some amazing songs but the B side is absolutely mediocre.
source
over produced garbage makes me physically ill
I get what he's saying though, I think The Number of the Beast is too high as well. It's like a 6/10 i m o
Idk, some of the songs may be weaker than the others but 6/10 is a stretch. More than half of them are positively memorable, and it ends with one of the greatest HM songs of all time, and maybe even top 3 in all IM discography.
Dude who made It's hard to say that it has filler outside of Invaders and Gangland, but even then most of the songs that aren't filler just arent anything amazing.
I agree that Hallowed Be Thy Name is incredible, but the rest of it doesn't to a ton for me.
stop watching porn
soyy boyy spotted
Masacre > Massacre
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france is peak black metal desu
>france
>forteresse
user
enjoy your rap songs
NSBM is a subgenre of Christian rock
alright list examples then
Tesla
So why do you guy hate Sabaton?
What's Chuck Liddell doing there?
Yes.
because they're fun and metal is srs bidness
all of it
Okie dokie, cheating and posting 2.
Oh. I guess I'll take my Sharky Sharky albums and leave then.
Overproduced third rate EUPM
>consistently puts out great albums at a fast pace
how does he do it?
Would you like a cookie?
Let people enjoy things.
Post real chad USPM filled with toxic masculinity pride
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more like soibaton
One of the best live bands, unironically.
Is there an album that sounds as much better live than in the studio versions as this one?
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This band kind of sucks now but this is cool. More melodic dm, right before it became fully HIV+.
If you insist.
>that Bat shirt
holy based
Thanks user. Have some fast stuff.
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Im both confused and delighted at the same time
>SCP-themed metal band
>go to Metallum page
>it's made by the Gaylord guy
link? is it any good?
would you get a metal hoodie? I'm thinking of getting one, something simple like just the logo. thinking maybe darkthrone but I don't want to match with some hipster faggot
maybe this
I would if I could wear it more than a few times a year. I just settle for longsleeves.
Listen to Necrophagist.
>thinking maybe darkthrone but I don't want to match with some hipster faggot
Who cares? If it's comfy and you like it wear it.
i got this one at devastation on the nation and i wear it all the time
Why do people hate the Point of Entry album again?
there's 3 good metal tracks at most
>Why do people hate the Point of Entry album again?
>spurdo edits
>cringe edits
(i made like three of those)
>STROLLIN THRU MY BONEYARD
>Sepülchral Riffs
>shouting lyrics in greentext
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTING RIGHT NOW"
>HIP HOP JUGEND
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Ok, I'll say it. Deeds of Flesh is just as good as many of the classic metal bands we post in this general.
STROLLING THROUGH MY BONEYARD A GHOULISH MIDNIGHT STRIDE
Since the Day it All Came Down - Insomnium
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I haven't given it alisten because I fear it will be low-effort crap.
Is Lateralus even good?
That was a fun april fool's. I don't think we ever did get all the skeletons on one thread though, unfortunately.
Yes
I could never finish that album
pretty sure I win this one
it's better than the other cthulhu one they have imo
these guys unironically got more puss than you could ever dream of doing this
wish they would bring the dino back desu
Can anyone help me figure out what fucking song this riff is from? I think it's like Emperor or Satyricon or some shit. It's been stuck in my fucking head all day. I've listened to this fucking song so much and feel like a retard that I'm forgetting what it is and who it's by.
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I apologize for the shit quality, I'm not really good at guitar and I have an abysmal setup. If it helps, this riff is played over a synth/choir voice thing mimicking the riff
A WALK AMONG THE CORPSES
FILLS MY HEART WITH PRIDE
Why dont you listen to it and find out? It was good, that's all I could really call it though. I really dont get the hype between at least half of Tool's stuff. Their new singles seem real good though.
Sludge >>>> everything else
Who hated this? It was just business as usual for them. I think they may have one of the most consistently good discographies in dm.
It usually gets a lot of shit from /metal/ and Barnesfags, I thought it was one of their best in a while, anything with Rutan producing is solid.
yeah, at being POOPY and UNLISTENABLE
I dont think Ive actually ever see anyone talk about it. I just listened to it and thought it sounded like how they normally sound. Nothing amazing but nothing bad
Just gonna dump Nekrogoblikon here a little bit.
I've tried talking about it on here and it mostly gets disapproval from people that don't like Corpsegrinder. Also there is some minor stuff that makes it stand out to me, a lot of the early Fischer cc relies on the classic technique of "Just hit any note lmao" and while that still happens on occasion with this one (especially some of the solos but that's true of a lot of bands) there are a lot more consistent riffs, and a guitar tone that makes a lot of the lower notes a bit less muddy sounding, but for the most part there is still a lot of the now signature CC sound in there still. Again, a lot of the plus from me comes from Erik Rutan's production, the ones he did are for the most part the best Grinder era albums - Kill, Evisceration Plague, and Torture, as well as this one. There's a reason nobody listens to Gallery of Suicide as opposed to these four. He just gives it that extra little push for them to stand out just enough while still remaining consistent with the rest of CC's discography
>negrogobblingcocks
no thanks, I prefer trolls to goblins
Goblins are better than trolls
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Gallery of Suicide is unironically my favorite Fisher album. I dont get the hate behind it, that shit just riffs, and even has a few live staples on it
Only reason I like this band is for their videos
just like everyone else
your loss
their videos are fun but their music is better
not losing much then
>symphonic melodeath
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if your gonna be bitches about it then i'm spending all night spamming this thread
I mean, S/T is their best album without a shadow of a doubt.
Is there any Glam metal band as good as W.A.S.P?
ironically it's their best album
does /metal/ like the new Tomb Mold album?
it's ok
don't think it's better than last years
>they get laid though
Yeah fuck off with this copout.
you clearly don't understand glam if you think that's a copout. glam didn't exist for the sake of being music. glam existed solely to get drugs, make money, and to get those who play it laid. Those were it's only goals and it succeeded monumentally.
nope and wasp isn't even good
Have you ever shot cum into your girlfriend's morning coffee, /metal/?
incantation worship sucks
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