You find yourself trapped in an elevator in LA. Billie Eilish is stuck in there with you. You find you have 2 condoms in your pocket. You also have a full plastic water bottle. It seems like you'll be stuck there for at least a day. What do you do?
You find yourself trapped in an elevator in LA. Billie Eilish is stuck in there with you...
Asher Murphy
Sebastian Edwards
call the elevator help line and put my headphones in and ignore her
Hunter Powell
well I wouldn't sex her that's for sure
Aiden Lee
Asphyxiate myself by putting the condoms over my face
Jose Brooks
fpbp
Thomas Turner
Put the condoms over her head, use the bottle to waterboard her until she promises to stop making music. Exit the elevator a day later as a hero.
Lincoln Watson
I would be upset that there is no one there to cuck me.
I would ask her if I can jerk off into the condoms while she verbally degrades me.
Hunter Reyes
raper her to death, keep raping her dead body repeatedly , find a way to escape the elevator
Andrew Collins
drink all of the water in her face then sock her in the jaw
Jacob Morales
I guess I would work my charms on her, which usually leads to me eating female ass.
Sebastian Hall
Camden Ortiz
talk to her and hopefully get to braid her hair
Liam Adams
fill the condoms with the water and enjoy a short but intimate water balloon fight
Daniel Brown
:)
Matthew Perez
best post
Easton Martinez
>born December 18, 2001
jesus im old
Evan Davis
nigga, you need to be on a fucking list lmfao
Cameron Brooks
what a reddit answer, fucking faggot
Christian Harris
faggot.
John Williams
You can't "best post" your own shit, retard.
Wyatt Foster
;)
Jonathan Hall
Haha so witty and random!
Carson Robinson
i think one of my biggest pet peeves are white guys roleplaying as niggers on the internet. i think they believe that by texting like one their comment will seem funnier.
Chase Lopez
Imagine actually getting angry over this.
Carson Davis
Oops, this comment^ is meant for:
Josiah Evans
go watch your girlfriend get her pussy streched by a black cock you fag
Nolan Sullivan
>he types this comment^
>thinks he's not the fag
Nathan Moore
Based
Eli Wright
Go the fuck back, summerchild.
Andrew Jenkins
You made a reddit comment, deal with the consequences
James King
I wasn't even the person who said the water balloon thing.
Noah Morgan
Why haven't you gone back yet
Jeremiah Bennett
Kayden Cox
She's underage, so I think that what I would do is not go to prison.
Isaiah Garcia
Well, I'll eat the condoms, because I'm not a fucking freak, but if I get hungry later, I'll ask her if she has anything on her. If I have my phone on me, I'll just shitpost on Discord for the rest of the day, but if I don't, I'll just start a conversation her.
>What do you think of this answer Yea Forums?
Nathaniel Thomas
cringe
Sebastian Hill
ration the water till emergency services arrive.
If bored, fill the condoms with water and try to swing them over your head like a sling shot
Samuel Mitchell
Do you have a better plan user?
Isaiah Cook
Ask her to sit on my face and suffocate me with her ass, pussy, and thighs
Liam Gray
Keep it up, OP. Keep providing evidence to those idiots who deem our criticism of Eilish invalid due to us being "misogynistic trolls". Good job.
Blake Bell
>Take a seat right over here user
Nathan Gutierrez
suffocate her by shoving my cock down her throat and covering her nose
Brandon Robinson
I'm 19 and in Canada the age of consent is 16. I would fuck her for a good half hour
Sebastian Edwards
Choke myself with the condoms and fucking die
Dominic Rivera
Only in Canadaland you sick bitch
Joseph Nguyen
>Best answer
Jason Bennett
Best answer ITT
Blake Campbell
>second best answer
Justin Russell
Fill both condoms up and play rubber johnny conkers with Billie
Gavin Russell
I'm 2 years older than her, and she thicc. Dont be a queer
Gabriel Myers
You right, she is kinda thicc
Tyler Hughes
>manchild on Yea Forums talks about consequences