You find yourself trapped in an elevator in LA. Billie Eilish is stuck in there with you...

You find yourself trapped in an elevator in LA. Billie Eilish is stuck in there with you. You find you have 2 condoms in your pocket. You also have a full plastic water bottle. It seems like you'll be stuck there for at least a day. What do you do?

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call the elevator help line and put my headphones in and ignore her

well I wouldn't sex her that's for sure

Asphyxiate myself by putting the condoms over my face

fpbp

Put the condoms over her head, use the bottle to waterboard her until she promises to stop making music. Exit the elevator a day later as a hero.

I would be upset that there is no one there to cuck me.
I would ask her if I can jerk off into the condoms while she verbally degrades me.

raper her to death, keep raping her dead body repeatedly , find a way to escape the elevator

drink all of the water in her face then sock her in the jaw

I guess I would work my charms on her, which usually leads to me eating female ass.

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talk to her and hopefully get to braid her hair

fill the condoms with the water and enjoy a short but intimate water balloon fight

:)

best post

>born December 18, 2001

jesus im old

nigga, you need to be on a fucking list lmfao

what a reddit answer, fucking faggot

faggot.

You can't "best post" your own shit, retard.

;)

Haha so witty and random!

i think one of my biggest pet peeves are white guys roleplaying as niggers on the internet. i think they believe that by texting like one their comment will seem funnier.

Imagine actually getting angry over this.

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Oops, this comment^ is meant for:

go watch your girlfriend get her pussy streched by a black cock you fag

>he types this comment^
>thinks he's not the fag

Based

Go the fuck back, summerchild.

You made a reddit comment, deal with the consequences

I wasn't even the person who said the water balloon thing.

Why haven't you gone back yet

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She's underage, so I think that what I would do is not go to prison.

Well, I'll eat the condoms, because I'm not a fucking freak, but if I get hungry later, I'll ask her if she has anything on her. If I have my phone on me, I'll just shitpost on Discord for the rest of the day, but if I don't, I'll just start a conversation her.

>What do you think of this answer Yea Forums?

cringe

ration the water till emergency services arrive.
If bored, fill the condoms with water and try to swing them over your head like a sling shot

Do you have a better plan user?

Ask her to sit on my face and suffocate me with her ass, pussy, and thighs

Keep it up, OP. Keep providing evidence to those idiots who deem our criticism of Eilish invalid due to us being "misogynistic trolls". Good job.

>Take a seat right over here user

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suffocate her by shoving my cock down her throat and covering her nose

I'm 19 and in Canada the age of consent is 16. I would fuck her for a good half hour

Choke myself with the condoms and fucking die

Only in Canadaland you sick bitch

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>Best answer

Best answer ITT

>second best answer

Fill both condoms up and play rubber johnny conkers with Billie

I'm 2 years older than her, and she thicc. Dont be a queer