I'm a med student, how can I help you degenerates?

Pee in her mouth. NEXT!

This.

If you have had it for that long its probably not an infection, and its probably more of a skin condition, but just from that its hard to know.

I can NOT stop blinking and breathing manually. I am aware of my tongue in my mouth, as well. I heard it's contagious. Am I FATAL?

Pee in her vagina, wait around 9 months and one morning there should be a cabbage patch in your living room. Harvest babby from cabbage patch and there you go.

Like a machine. This is Healthcare I'd pay for!

Is the pain constant or does it get worse with certain positions or with increased activity?

Funny bone

I've already had psychology and psychiatry, so whats going on?

Yes it's fatal. NEXT!