I'm a med student, how can I help you degenerates?

Pee in her mouth. NEXT!

This.

If you have had it for that long its probably not an infection, and its probably more of a skin condition, but just from that its hard to know.

I can NOT stop blinking and breathing manually. I am aware of my tongue in my mouth, as well. I heard it's contagious. Am I FATAL?

Pee in her vagina, wait around 9 months and one morning there should be a cabbage patch in your living room. Harvest babby from cabbage patch and there you go.

Like a machine. This is Healthcare I'd pay for!

Is the pain constant or does it get worse with certain positions or with increased activity?

Funny bone

I've already had psychology and psychiatry, so whats going on?

Yes it's fatal. NEXT!

You won't. You'll be succumbed by the medical industry. Bye bye!

Worse when horizontal. Initially it was the only position it hurt but now it's constant. Not much difference when switching anymore.

You're dead at this point. NEXT!

>I can NOT stop blinking and breathing manually. I am aware of my tongue in my mouth, as well. I heard it's contagious. Am I FATAL?
>Yes it's fatal
How do I survive fatality?

I'm trying to do a fecal transplant on myself, got a scope, know how to screen for bad turds, but,

Is there any way to intubate myself without general anesthesia so I dont have to taste turd?

Got some benzocaine, could locally anethesize, but idk. U tell me

No just saying most of this place suffers from massive emotional stunting and psychiatric illness.

Sounds like more of a musculoskeletal thing, that could go away on its own. Does it hurt more when you exercise, how bad does it hurt out of 10?

How often do you get to see vaginas at work? Ever seen nice ones?

Actual OP here, not sure if you're actually serious, but its nothing to worry about, sounds like you're hyper focused on your body which is stressful, but other than that it doesn't pose any health problems

Havent been able to exercise so idk. The accident was ~5 months ago and the other injuries have healed, while this one has worsened. I'm not good at the /10 rating. Um I can get by without meds but it's so constant (and the heart is worrisome) that I can't really focus on much else.
No, it was a meme post after having gotten a meme reply from other user. Thanks. Ignore that post.
> I lost the game.

Not op. Also in medicine.

Seen quite a few cooches at work. Very few are good looking innies.

First of all I really can't recommend you do that by yourself. But if you insist, try diluting it and swallow it, if you try to intubate it yourself its very easy to go to your trachea and that could give a nasty pneumonia. Drinking it sounds unpleasant but much safer. But once again, i don't recomend it.

Yeah it's what I expected, but everyone deserves help

The infection they are talking about is likely fournier’s gangrene.

You probably saw it on an ad for an SGLT2 inhibitor. It opens the sugar channels in your kidneys so that you pee out sugar. (This happens normally if your blood sugar gets too high, the med keeps them open at baseline) Useful for weight loss/diabetes management. Risk factors include horrific genital infections because your pee is now sugary lol

I’m if you want me to take a stab at more questions

If I wanted to be a creep there are much easier ways than going to med school...

I've been having crackling sounds when exhaling every evening and every morning. Goes away when I get up and stay up even just a minute.
I've been out of breath more frequently for a while and attributed it to having had too many beers during the long winter, but maybe being out of breath frequently (and not morbidly obese) also adds to whatever this is.
No pain anywhere, just feeling like I have small lungs lately.
What's your take doc?

If you’re serious you could obtain a nasogastric tube and have a friend place on in you, at that point there is a direct line from tube to stomach and you will not taste anything. But I would recommend probiotics and eating vegetables before doing this

My bad I'm retarded, it's when inhaling that the crackling happens. When exhaling there's nothing usually but a couple days I've had very light wheezing somehow.

Does it get worse with activity? Do your legs swell at all?

If you're serious, then what you can do is not help any b/tard, ever. Let them fester and rot, let them sink to the depths of depression and top themselves. Only in this fashion can you help the degenerates the frequent such cesspools of foetid filth, and the community at large.

Unironically true

thanks doc

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If you're very worried about it being something cardiac related, go get an ecg and an echocardiogram. But given that you are probably young the chances of it being heart related are pretty low.

No crackling during the day during any activity, just struggling to breathe which I attributed to being out of shape. No swelling of the legs or any other part. I'm overweight but mostly just a small beer belly in my 30s, not noticeably fat elsewhere (no double chins etc) but for sure weak muscles these past few years due to doing not much really.
I didn't catch covid as far as I can tell also, been vaccinated and never fucked by it throughout the pandemic.

Thanks user. I won’t answer any questions with direct advice (lol) but I’m happy to jaw about any cool medical topics you wanna hear about

Any other symptoms such a cough, or fever, or anything else?
Also how much would you say you drink on a regular basis?

What's the best way to euthanize tranny faggots

31. Have been to ER multiple times. Seriously keep getting turned away before testing solely because it was an MVA. I basically need something to tell them to get them to actually test me
> thanks for listening

i have a tendon in my left knee that "pings" when i bring my foot to my ass, it then "pings" back when i lower it. it hurts when i try to sit on my feet, how do i get it to fuck off?

What is the context that you see them? What do they usually look like and are they ever horny?

A couple nights ago my gf woke me up in the middle of the night because I sounded like I was coughing and couldn't breathe through it.
Just a lot of phlegm in the morning for a few weeks now. I almost force a cough here and there just to clean that up.
I drink water, coffee and tea every day. Alcohol maybe once or twice a week, usually like a single beer or a cocktail 1-2x per week.
I've always been able to drink copious amounts and then not at all, so this doesn't really register for me nor does it seem to correlate particularly with the breathing thing.

Any pain associated with it? Do you know when it started? Do you feel like its inside or outside the knee joint?

The context is anything involving that region that needs an exam lol. Most are older/hairy/extremely non horny. You should consider that most hot/healthy/young women aren’t getting their pussies checked by students, they’re going 1 time a year to a private OBGYN who doesn’t have students

No idea tbh lol

This could just be bad allergies with post nasal drip. Childhood asthma?

When you coughed were you able to get a look at it? What did it look like?

theres no pain when i just move my knee. for example, i have some exercises to do from my chiropractor, one of them involves getting on my hands and knees and just flexing my spine. when i do, my knee bends and i feel the pinging, as if a tendon is slipping over a bone or something, then slipping back. it doesnt hurt when i do this, its just annoying.

it only hurts when i relax my whole bodyweight onto my ankles when i sit/kneel on my feet.

its at the top of the bone in my shin, ill draw it

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also its been like that for years at least, i have no idea when it started

No asthma either in childhood or adulthood. I'm mostly bothered by the crackling when I notice it which makes me get up right away when I wake up. And mostly bothered by limited ability to breathe when doing anything more taxing than moving around the house (even just going up and down some stairs can make me feel like my lungs are full before they should be)
I hope it's just a passing allergy.

It's thick mucus, usually almost ah hazelnut-sized thick amount right away and then throughout the morning a couple times coughing up smaller versions of that. It's beige or grey-ish, not much variation to it.

Are you able to diagnose autism?

>is it still filled with unqualified women and niggers
>are nurses still down to fuck
i loved working in medicine but hated the hours

>med student

Come back to us when you have a degree and some residency experience. At this point WebMD is a more reliable doctor.

Imma be honest, never heard of something like that, but given that it doesn't seem to impact you much and the issue isn't inside the joint, it sounds annoying but harmless. Extra points for the drawing tho!

thanks, im learning to draw but im still shit at it

Is piccolo 'the' post boy?

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Do you smoke? Sometimes it can make it harder to clear secretions and they accumulate during the night.

Nope. Don't like weed, only smoke a cigarette when super drunk (so in the last 3-4 years maybe 2 cigarettes).

To diagnose autism would take much more than a few messages back and forth, unfortunately

I cum on everything I touch so other people can get my DNA all over themselves with my hands and money. It's a trip

I’m asking if you’re someone who is qualified to diagnose autism.

why can i pee without poo but not poo without pee???

schizo here. i didnt take my meds last night and im wigging out a bit. i took some quetiapine earlier but the bottle says only take 1 a day. think it would be ok to take another one?

Definitive diagnosis? No. Like I said, I'm still a student, best I can give you is my informed opinion.

Go into radiology. You are welcome.

what is the nemonic for appendicitis?
what is the nemonic for a stroke?
what is your favorite nemonic?
what position are patients kept in and why?

If you miss a dose don't take a double the next day it won't double the effect, it will just double the toxicity.

No thank you, I enjoy seeing the sun

I don't enjoy mnemonics tbh, I'm not the best a memorization, I much prefer understanding the pathophysiology and working it out with logic