Do you have a beard? Why or why not?

Do you have a beard? Why or why not?

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Yes because im too lazy to shave

can't grow one

Yes because I got bored of fucking shaving 20 years ago.

Can't grow a full beard. The best I can manage is something that resembles an old tennis ball. I always have my face fully shaved so I don't embarrass myself

Yes. I look best with a short beard. Growing it out makes me feel insecure because I worry that I start to look homeless, but if I shave it I'm just not as good looking and I look a little geeky.

i do but i cbf to shave not because it makes you masculine if you need to rely on a beard for that you are not it.

Yeah, just about full beard. Tiny patch on side that isn't full, but not patchy either.

Wonder if the beard roller is genuine or cap
>pic related

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yes, because I hate shaving

right now yea. been WFH this week so no need to shave

I keep some stubble so my face doesn't blend in with my neck.

I do have a beard, I've been growing since November of last year.

When I was a teenager I coulden't wait to achive the mountain man look, with my pedostach and patchy ratnest of a beard. Now a decade later I'm sick of shaving every other day.

My wife loves the feel of it on her pussy, I love the smell of her I carry around after during my work day

nope...shit genetics

Can't grow a nice one without using products

Best I can do, I just shave it. Maybe when I'm 40 and an international drug dealer I'll grow it out.

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No because I have beautiful skin

Can't but luckily I have a jaw

Scientifically proven to work. Also, minoxidil, but don't use if you have pets. Do your homework on that part.

I'm sure your peers enjoy the lingering waft of rotting fish, too.

Ya. Weak jaw

Ofc not. Beards are for pussies and manlets. Who do you think you are, wearing females pubes on your face? You believe it makes you more manly? Ha-ha, it makes you a pussyface little insecure cunt. Manlets having a vagina on their faces is the most hillarious sight ever.
The only people, who are allowed to wear a beard, are the top scientists, because they're alpha as fuck, and have nothing else to prove to the world.

Only when I'm lazy. You only grow a beard if you're a fisherman, in the arctic or have a weak chin and need to hide your face.

Me too

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bald manlet. shit genes.

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I can grow a beard but I would like it to be thicker.

Is there a legit way that can improve it or is it something that will get thicker over the years? I've heard it develops for some people until they reach their 30s

No, because I'm honest and trustworthy.

Genetics are by far the most important factor.

It is somewhat correlated with testosterone as well, but not much, so even if you boosted the shit out of your T, you probably wouldn't get too much thicker of a beard as a side result. And that shit would require a prescription, anyways.

Currently growing one whilst exercising daily. My hairs at my shoulders now too and I dyed it blonde. I'm naturally really dark with facial and head hair. I'm looking after my hair good too and eating and drinking really healthily.

Hoping to look cool in a few months time. Probably be the only one to see myself like this though because I never leave the house. Can show a pic if want to laugh at me.

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>Can show a pic if want to laugh at me.
DO IT!

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Beards are for pussies who need to hide their weak jawlines

fuck knows but guessing I'd say, eat well and cardio and shit. like, meat straight from a butchers to cook. not processed foods and shit from supermarkets. A clean meat diet with decent exercise might kick up some hormones. Fuck knows I'm literally just guessing

Looks good user. Blonde hair and black beard.

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Same boat here. Anything beyond a goatee is patchy and irregular. Even if I could grow I'd prefer clean shaven.

Yes. Because I need some hair on my head, I'll get cold otherwise.

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what a nice thing to say thank u user I appreciate it

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Same

Sexy. (I'm straight male btw)

yes, but it is short. But it looks kinda cool.

Femanon here. Post pic

no because my facial geometry suits the cleanshaven look better

Do you slay pussy with that look?

Tits or gtfo

not me but close looking to my beard i have a skin condition covers it up mostly.

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For you

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Timestamp newfag.

Pro tip user, if you are going to larp with a picture you found online, try to make it one that can't be reverse searched for.

Rena White wouldn't be happy with you.

Yes

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Show us some lot lizards.

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I can grow a nice, full beard, but I have really bad seborrheic dermatits so I don't grow it out often because it makes my face look like a desert and it itches like no other.

Don't have and pictures of your mom on hand

She said you look like a faggot.

Yes. Because I like it and can grow one.

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Right now I look like I should be demanding some egyptian to "let my people go" because its still snowing outside and it keeps my face warm.. When we're done with the dozen or so fake springs it will get shaved down to Miami Vice stubble with shaved neck because beard is just too damn hot for summer..