I need someone near the 440 area code and an appetite for murder

You could wait for it to pass. You don't know what being dead is like. It could be even worse. Atleast where you are now you can try to figure out a way to solve your problems and be happy. Maybe just try something new despite how you feel. Your deppressed anyway why not?

you only have one life so you may as well play the cards you were dealt and try and fix it. you're gonna die at some point anyway so fuck around with the time you have left. leave your wife, quit your job if you have one and just do something else. If you truly want to die then take some risks and see if your life gets better. it that doesn't work then you can always go back to suicide as a plan b

fpbp

I understand where you're coming from, I've offered the same advice to people. But if I'm being honest, I don't want to go through the hassle of identifying and fixing my problems, it all seems like a massive wall i can't climb. Rather just cut my losses and be on my way at this point.

I feel like, while trying to justify my request, I've inadvertently turned this into a pity party. That's not what i want to do here.
Anyone know of a better place than Yea Forums to get someone to do this for me?

seems a poor choice, but I doubt too many people are going to stop you. should be relatively easy is that makes you feel better. Make your death comfortable, maybe alcohol and meds. Or you could buy some fentanyl or something and go out in a high.

If you do it on a train track you could make it look like an accident and still take responsibility for it.

Do you know of anything that pairs well with alcohol that I can get without a prescription?

Why not take out a massive loan, max out your credit cards and party in Mexico for a week before you pay a doctor there to euthanize you? Why not go out with a bang.

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Oh shit they'll do that over there?

unfortunately for you, hitmen on the darknet is basically a myth so your only hope is craigslist? (but that probably wont work since its very traceable). stop trying to take the easy route and just live your life

Are you in pain, physical or mental?
Not going to give you any advice as I don't know your situation but I want to know what causes you to rather stop than go live completely free from consequences?
In other words, do you want to die, or do you want to not be living?

My best guess would be benadryle, but you might have to take 10-15 pills. I really don't think you should do this. I found a cheaper version called rexal I use for allergies and and you get a whole bottle for like five bucks, But I really don't think you should do this. all your problems are temporary in some way and you have no Idea what the next world is like, or even if one exists.

I mean...if you go to mexico they'll murder you anyways in some area. I'm sure if you ask politely, anything can be arranged.

That being said, I think credit card debt gets passed to your next of kin. Look into it, I dunno.

Our lives are nothing more than an accident, brother. Everything we have done and will ever do, will ultimately mean nothing in the years to come. There's no point in dying, and no point in carrying on, because in the end it won't even matter. If i could wish myself out of existence with a magic poof I sure fuckin would, but unfortunately fate decided that my little sperm self would find the egg and now I have to exist. To me that's a pretty short hand.

,but then again that might also show up on the autopsy report.

just dissapear:
1- tell nothing to no one
2- leave the country one day
3- burn your passport and any and all documents that can identify you
4- die as you wish wherever you went...

or, alternatively,

2- don't leave the country if you don't want to leave any trace of you leaving
3- after work leave all your belongings (including phone, very important) on your car or somewhere near, put on a cap, glasses and a face mask to avoid camera recognition
4 - take a bus or a train to the most remote region you can find in your country, pay only in cash
5- burn any and all documents that can identify you
6- ideally destroy your fingertips to avoid fingerprint recognition
7- die as you wish, hopefully blowing up your face so it is impossible to recognize you
8- no one will find out you die, they will just assume it

Is 440 toledo or akron? Cant remember

I kinda like the leaving idea, but what if it's a new start instead of a means to an end. start a new life somewhere, or at least try to.

Well the way I see it, after death there is either absolutely nothing, no memory of life or of death, or its some freaky afterlife shit, in which case why wouldn't you get something good if you were a good person in life? I think I've been a pretty good guy, so i think it's a win/win, man.

I'm in the 440 how much we talking? you could fit some cashiers checks in your wallet i'm sure

Lorain, to be exact. About 30 minutes from Akron, give or take.

Because you don't know what threats exist either. Cosmic horrors trying to take advantage of you, an eternal prison, unspeakable pain, getting drug, abused , enslaved, maybe even used as a battery.

cleveland to ashtabula

exactly wrong nigger

I have about 3 grand to my name unless the wife spent the majority of it on petty shit. Not much to offer but if you've ever wanted to know what it was like to kill someone, I'm your guy

Wow you're right. That's fucked.

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Maybe just open up to your family first, just to see what happens, find a support group, anything, just try to exhaust all of your options first.

Thanks for the reminder to disown my mother the moment her health starts taking a turn for the worse.

I'm surprised more people don't talk about this.

I'm pretty fuckin curious about it all myself, I'm hoping to find out

You can wait. Be curious about other things in the mean time.

Northern ohioans are crazy. Glad i live in dayton

why does there need to be a 'point'? you said yourself that you don't think theres anything after death. just do whatever the fuck you want, run away to a literal mountain community or something, cross the boarder to mexico and just live there. I too would like to just disappear and never have existed. but that's not a thing. unfortunately and you always leave a deep wound in the people you leave behind.
you'll never have to go through life a second time, the pain of living is very temporary in the grand scheme of things.

I could care less about what its like. I dead ass broke and the future is bleak for the time being

i pull up

Ok but first you have to do my dishes

that's because there is nothing going on here. its locked in concrete

You don't know that. You could reincarnate in Africa. It sounds stupid, but I'm not joking.

Can't really afford to, man. I'm trapped in a loveless marriage, if we divorce she'll get the house and therefore the dogs and I won't have anywhere to live. So I can't really satisfy my curiosity for anything, drugs, other women, etc cause one wrong move and I'm even more fucked

If things are really THAT bad, why not help out society and take out someone like George Soros with you?

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Agreed. I never wanted this shit, whatever powers that be that decided I needed to exist really fucked me over.

I think a man called Terrance Popp talks about what to do about that, him and a few others I'm not sure. The idea is to be as vindictive and spiteful as possible, find every way to inconvenience her legal case against you and she might eventually think you aren't worth the trouble.

I don't know who that is but I'm down to pull some sick Assassin's Creed shit before I go

You are going to have to study and train a lot to pull that off. I hope you succeed if you try tho.

I'm not a smart man, if faced with any legal shit I'd probably just sign whatever just to get it over with. I feel like i was just thrown into everything without getting the option to play the tutorial

Your feeling should go fuck themselves. doing what your feelings tell you to do have barely ever worked out for me and I know few times it has for anyone else. At least the very debilitating feelings.

so where in the 440 are you?

You're a bunch of dumb niggers who can't read. The debt doesn't get passed on to you. It merely reduces your inheritance

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That's still a smaller inheritance. Or what about the rare situation where the asset aren't enough to cover the debt?

I PULL UP

If you thought it, it is as if you pulled the trigger yourself, faggot. Just go to any city and shout "Nigger' as loud as you can - you will be killed in short order.

The debt collector eat the difference.

so the core of all of this is ur a lazy faggot… do some cocaine and face ur problems you fat pussy i want to kill you just because of how much of a gay nigger you are but then you’d get your way. eat shit and live PUSSY. Don’t be ashamed you can’t raw dog life like the rest of us… maybe you need to raw dog your 4 children and it will give you perspective… then at least your suicide will be warranted, nigger.

fever dream of a thread thanks ily

and no one gonna comment on the fact meatcanyon's art is fucking top tier?