I'm a guy but I really want to fuck Tilda Swinton, does this mean I'm gay?
I'm a guy but I really want to fuck Tilda Swinton, does this mean I'm gay?
You have an interesting taste in women. user. 100% straight though, dont worry.
she looks like bowie and kojima's daughter
she's a woman so nah
As far as I know she's biologically female but she definitely has that androgenous thing going on like Bowie did. She's strangely attractive to me as well. Liked her as Gabriel in Constantine. Snowpiercer was a decent film too.
Yes, she's very fuckable, it's uncanny...
Yeah, you gay
>not wanting to fuck bald Tilda from the Doctor Strange movie
faggot
I fucking love her. Both she and Cate Blanchett are my twin Goddesses.
Smokeshow in Trainwreck
First bald girl I ever wanted to plow was the girl in the NIN "Closer" vid. Very confusing erection for young me.
looked great in Michael Clayton
Watch a film called ‘Female Perversions’.
It wasn’t very good, but it leaves little about Tilda to the imagination.
Maybe op is kinda gay, but i cant blame you
I was dating a bald girl, she had alopecia, it was ok experience, she didn't had a hair on her body
Even inside her nose?
Nah.
Wanted to plough her from a few films. The beach. Lion, bitch, closet.
She's pretty fuckable when she's not playing man characters
Only prob is bitch refuses to shave her stinky pits.
I wanted to rape her inside out in that Narnia bollocks
sidenote, this one needed a good old fashioned thump up the knickers as well
side-sidenote, her little sister turned out ok too
no, she’s just androgynous
she has mommy vibes though, like you’d be the submissive one. some faget on Yea Forums used to spam this story where he claims he got a dom handjob from her in a back alley, it was pretty cool
>there will never be a Narnia porn movie where witchy Tilda does lezdom torture on the two schoolgirl sisters
why even live
I live near Nairn where she lives and see her around quite often. She's ugly as a hatful of assholes.
KILL THE ICE BITCH!!!!!
yeah but you're Scotch so you're most likely drunk or on smack or both
here ya go
I'd hit her.
this
hgggngh
i no rite
Nah she just looks like Bowie.
>2013
>Visiting New York with friends
>Killing time until some specific event
>Decide to pop into the meseum of modern art
>See a bunch of people gathered around a big glass box
>I'm curious as to what they're looking at
>I get into the group and make my way up to the front
>It's Tilda Swinton sleeping in a box at the moma
>I was legit angry at that for some reason
>Remember being grumpy the entire time at the MoMA after witnessing that
Wait what the fuck, that actually happened? But why?
I wanted to pound Lucy in the British version that aired on PBS when I was a kid.