I'm a guy but I really want to fuck Tilda Swinton, does this mean I'm gay?
I'm a guy but I really want to fuck Tilda Swinton, does this mean I'm gay?
Eli Peterson
Jason Lee
You have an interesting taste in women. user. 100% straight though, dont worry.
Angel Bailey
she looks like bowie and kojima's daughter
Luke Taylor
she's a woman so nah
Brody Mitchell
As far as I know she's biologically female but she definitely has that androgenous thing going on like Bowie did. She's strangely attractive to me as well. Liked her as Gabriel in Constantine. Snowpiercer was a decent film too.
Jack Sullivan
Yes, she's very fuckable, it's uncanny...
Austin Ortiz
Yeah, you gay
Charles Gutierrez
>not wanting to fuck bald Tilda from the Doctor Strange movie
faggot
Julian Harris
Brayden Hughes
I fucking love her. Both she and Cate Blanchett are my twin Goddesses.
Daniel Harris
Smokeshow in Trainwreck
Ryan Perry
First bald girl I ever wanted to plow was the girl in the NIN "Closer" vid. Very confusing erection for young me.
Jackson Hughes
looked great in Michael Clayton
Jace Walker
Watch a film called ‘Female Perversions’.
It wasn’t very good, but it leaves little about Tilda to the imagination.
John Russell
Maybe op is kinda gay, but i cant blame you
Ryder Turner
I was dating a bald girl, she had alopecia, it was ok experience, she didn't had a hair on her body
Hunter Russell
Asher Taylor
Even inside her nose?
Evan James
Nah.
Wanted to plough her from a few films. The beach. Lion, bitch, closet.
She's pretty fuckable when she's not playing man characters
Only prob is bitch refuses to shave her stinky pits.
Anthony Peterson
I wanted to rape her inside out in that Narnia bollocks
Noah Allen
sidenote, this one needed a good old fashioned thump up the knickers as well
David Bailey
side-sidenote, her little sister turned out ok too
Luis Anderson
no, she’s just androgynous
she has mommy vibes though, like you’d be the submissive one. some faget on Yea Forums used to spam this story where he claims he got a dom handjob from her in a back alley, it was pretty cool
Brandon White
>there will never be a Narnia porn movie where witchy Tilda does lezdom torture on the two schoolgirl sisters
why even live
Leo Thomas
I live near Nairn where she lives and see her around quite often. She's ugly as a hatful of assholes.
Gavin Parker
KILL THE ICE BITCH!!!!!
Jonathan Powell
yeah but you're Scotch so you're most likely drunk or on smack or both
Cameron Ramirez
here ya go
Mason Ortiz
I'd hit her.
Jonathan King
this
Oliver Wright
hgggngh
Julian Thomas
i no rite
Xavier Brooks
Nah she just looks like Bowie.
Brayden Rodriguez
Jayden King
>2013
>Visiting New York with friends
>Killing time until some specific event
>Decide to pop into the meseum of modern art
>See a bunch of people gathered around a big glass box
>I'm curious as to what they're looking at
>I get into the group and make my way up to the front
>It's Tilda Swinton sleeping in a box at the moma
>I was legit angry at that for some reason
>Remember being grumpy the entire time at the MoMA after witnessing that
Brayden Morales
Wait what the fuck, that actually happened? But why?
David Adams
I wanted to pound Lucy in the British version that aired on PBS when I was a kid.