ylyl v2
Ylyl v2
Josiah Campbell
Ryan Rodriguez
Grayson Wright
Noah James
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jeremiah Lopez
Lucas Parker
great. this faggot again
Julian Adams
This content's so shit I'm actually going to contribute for once.
Bring the greentexts faggots
Also op is a faggot
Jaxon Carter
I can't fucking take it anymore! What the fuck are you degenerates thinking when you post this utter garbage? This is not funny, we are in a ylyl thread, it is supposed to be funny but none of the thing you imbeciles post is even remotely amusing. I can't fucking take it anymore grrraaaahahahahhrgg fuck every one of you, each and every single one of you.
Learn what is funny before you dare to post here again, if i see one of you post just one more unfunny garbage picture then i'm going to snap. I'm going to fucking do it you hear me, this is not a fucking joke kid. Learn your place in this thread holy shit!
Justin Sanchez
Josiah King
stream it
Parker Carter
Joseph Sullivan
waste of trips
Gabriel Reed
Jeremiah Sanchez
Isaac Anderson
Christian Kelly
Joshua Evans
Jason Rogers
Samuel Foster
Hahahahhahaha I get is because refuse is like garbage but then he has refused to answer her question making it the 'refuse' room ahahhahaha XD XD
Sebastian Miller
Austin Parker
do it fag
Landon Perez
an hero
Gabriel Wilson
shhhiiiiiiieeeettttt
Angel Collins
You made me do this
Ryan Flores
Eggy in the basket
youtu.be
Juan Morris
Christian Miller
Trips of truth.
It must be some bot that keeps making these threads.
Lincoln Rodriguez
Henry Davis
Hudson Brown
Angel Russell
be the oldfag you wish to see in the threads
-Mahatma Gandhi
Asher Bailey
this is the funniest thing these threads have seen in the last months
Jackson Long
i see yo rasism, 'n raise you one gorilla
Gavin Lee
then set the standard and post sumthing funny. show the 9gag faggots the meaning of kek
Ayden Richardson
90% of my collection is on a fried hard drive.
But sure, let's see what I have here.
Angel Morris
Luis Garcia
Colton Evans
Charles Sanders
i hope you recover it. anything unique on it?
Brody Ortiz
Aaron Garcia
>underrated
Parker Gutierrez
kek
Ethan Fisher
Asher Nguyen
My whole meme collection from way back 2005...
Oh dear lord,
Gavin Perry
Henry Hall
''My whole meme collection from way back 2005''
lost forever?
MFW
Eli Young
Jace Fisher
Nicholas Morales
here user take this. it is not much. but i think it's the oldest i have
Mason Barnes
>
This one is wrong, since its a 3x3 capcha, it can only have 3 right answers
Lucas Nguyen
I was meaning to make an USB back-up, but alas was too lazy. Now I should find some freetime and see if there is anything to be done.
Camden Baker
Juan Clark
there are 4 right answers sometimes user, but you only need to select 3
Juan Reed
beep boop tzz* thank you
Justin Hughes
fuck. back to square one. beep*
Gabriel Butler
>gets angry
>writes paragraph about why angry
Oh boy you sure are angry
Chase Ramirez
I remember this one!
Dominic Rogers
when you do please make a thread posting all of them.
thread name. ''the raiders of the lost kek's''
Adam Moore
Trips checked
What happened with Serena?
Blake Perez
yes the ones made by oldfags are the purest kek there is, like damascus steel, or Greek fire. an art lost to the times.
Jacob Jones
i think she got moved to another zoo for a mating program, with the one from ghostbusters.
Ryan Hill
I came hard
Jordan Johnson
I haven't laughed so hard
Jaxson White
I fucking died, thanks mister
Juan Jenkins
Lost
Jaxson Moore
Kektus
Owen Walker
Juan Mitchell
do you think the show creators ever hid words in his arm or chest hair?
Asher Campbell
>Trips of faggotry
>no image
end it, it's not worth it to suffer any longer you fucking faggot
Adam Ortiz
Nolan Sanders
Now I know where the movie Parasite got their information from
Chase Scott
thanks Lori
Owen Nguyen
You know what? He is right. When it comes to YLYL Yea Forums is fucking unfunny. Even 9gag is more funny than these autists spamming totally unfunny things everytime. The worst of all is this spambot
Jacob Russell
so does the banana keep growing and shedding peels?
can he make clothes out of his old peels for his kids?
Nicholas Price
Lost, downloaded.
Elijah Reed
he and his kids have a range peels for all occasions and weather conditions
Tyler Davis
haha can i save it?
Jayden Foster
no
Owen Mitchell
it's all yours
Parker Stewart
thank you, hehe
Sebastian Scott
Oliver Perez
Is this the original. Based user
Hunter Hall
Ian Watson
Black panther
Jordan Evans
Top kek
Jason Campbell
I have found that threads like "post something that made you laugh" are infinitely better than ylyl threads. I believe the images in them have better quality because at least one person in the world must have laughed at them.
Adrian Richardson
cards against humanity is such a cancer game, only the edgiest answers always win, it doesnt matter if its actually funny. I love holocaust jokes and everything but "haha hitler" is not a punchline that goes to EVERY joke
Xavier Thomas
Hunter Bailey
i agree, people use to post ''lost'' but now they dont. it was a sort of qualety controll.
>i get no (YOU) replys?. well my shit must not be funny. i better not post that unfunny shit again.
Luis Sanders
Aiden Johnson
this ain't even a shit post
Thomas Reyes
That is disgusting what the fuck?!?!
Wyatt Jenkins
Ok doug walker
Christian White
ok
Joshua Turner
better
Camden Gonzalez
shitposting?
Isaiah Moore
This is the first ylyl I've seen in months and you are STILL doing this.
Austin Lopez
sauce ?
Ryder Baker
Alexander Ortiz
Brayden Hernandez
>ravenous bugbladder beast of traal
fukken kek
Lincoln Jones
Worth the read
Carter Kelly
Thanks user, first thing that actually made me laugh
Samuel Peterson
‘yummy jam or afraid of ham’.
Christopher Price
Tyler Cruz
Nathan Clark
Austin Barnes
Life is Suffering.
Elijah Parker
John Mitchell
Charles Hughes
Jaxon Morales
Lucas Gonzalez
Jordan Rivera
Elijah Morales
People live in echo chambers now. They can find at least one other zoomer autist to confirm that it's funny, and they'll post it forever. If people tell them it's cringe, they'll play the part of the troll.
Matthew Wilson
Henry Long
poor little thing, that broke my heart
Lincoln Wright
Lost
Jacob Clark
Jason Walker
Brandon Cox
Henry Rogers
Wyatt Butler
Nazis weren't socialist though
Elijah Perry
kek
Jayden Long
..he said, ignoring all the socialist programs and policies they had.
"And real Communism has never actually been tried!" he added, his dildo quickly running low on power.
Zachary Ward
>national socialist
>Not socialist
Gabriel Mitchell
Elijah Wood
every fucking thread
Jacob Baker
And what socialist programs were they, and how do they counter the fact that they were avid capitalists under Hitler
Ayden Gonzalez
Nathaniel Cruz
Jeremiah Hall
They're not, just like the democratic people's republic of north Korea is not a republic
Levi Hall
How is best Korea not a republic?
Ian Peterson
Luke Perez
Thank you
Ryan Lee
You mean like social housing, medical and welfare?
>avid capitalists under Hitler
You're not too good at this history thing are you?
Jonathan Price
How is Sudan not a grand duchy
Zachary Fisher
I'm an actual historian
Care to explain why hitler banned trade unionists in the nazi party if he was such a socialist
Justin Wood
Reddit actually turned on him, calling him a sellout or whatever. Fucking jack-offs.
Thomas Cooper
How is American not an empire?
Andrew Foster
You monster!!!
Liam Ortiz
How is a dingleberry not a fruit
Liam Lewis
Every time
Angel Russell
Chase Wilson
Andrew Diaz
Got any more pics like this?
Robert Morris
Shut fuck lol
Eli Cooper
This thread is awful
Legitimately one of the worst ylyl I’ve ever seen
Kayden Adams
xd
Bentley Torres
Caleb Reyes
Also not sure I mentioned but....
reply or mom die
Elijah Richardson
Is that puke or spit or something else?
Ian Barnes
Carson Lopez
newfag
Angel Campbell
puke, what a weirdo
Alexander Nguyen
jew venom
Jose Powell
Nathan Russell
fuxking lost
Levi Gray
Lost
Owen Brown
Aiden Jenkins
Jose Wilson
faggot
Andrew Ross
Lost
Liam Williams
Jackson Martin
ok, thought it was going to be some boomer tier joke, but actually lost.
Andrew Rodriguez
Lost
Gavin Rogers
Jack Ortiz
Levi Lopez
John Martin
what...... what was in those shakes
Ryan Baker
Aaron James
That's pure classical poetry, now.
Zachary Reed
I lose to this every single time.
Samuel Wilson
Luis Nelson
They prefer to be called africanamericanasaurus
Charles Richardson
Nazis are on the left. Stop gargling cum and research.
Gabriel Martinez
He was definitely a socialist tho.
Difference being, he wanted to change things gradually unlike Stalin.
>“What Marxism, Leninism and Stalinism failed to accomplish we shall be in a position to achieve.”
How did he want to do this?
>"My task is to convert the German people to socialism without simply killing off the old individualists”
>"We must find and travel the road from individualism to socialism without revolution”.
“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
His logic followed
>“If we are socialists, then we must definitely be anti-semites – and the opposite, in that case, is Materialism and Mammonism, which we seek to oppose.” “How, as a socialist, can you not be an anti-semite?”
Joseph Perez
Kys
Parker Adams
Nazis were extremist authoritarians. Regardless of where you stand on the political compass, Super far left is raw Communism/Anarchy, super far right is raw Authoritarianism/Despotism.
Big H-dog wasn't creating a communistic or anarchist state tho, it seemed pretty clear he was doing the opposite
Asher Torres
When did this thread become a /pol/ microcosm. I just wanna laugh at trash memes I wont find elsewhere.
Ryan Edwards
I hope all the actors in this suffer.
Benjamin Nguyen
did he died?
Leo King
Jayden Gonzalez
lost
Jonathan Sanchez
Do it cause trips
Jacob Gomez
Logan Turner
kek
nice twist
Jackson Reyes
Fucking lost
Nathaniel Gray
IDK shit about guns, what would happen if you did this?
Isaiah Smith
You would set the woods on fire.
Angel Myers
>Gee we have this new ideology that's very similar to socialism but we don't care for Marxism.
>Let's name it something that calls attention to its disregard of marxist globalism.
Grayson Ortiz
Jacob Cruz
Gasoline plus styrofoam equals napalm.
Liam Barnes
Ayden Ward
thank you for this
Adam Mitchell
That was beautiful and hilarious
Levi Bailey
sure
David Ramirez
Eli Martinez
Holy shit you motherfucker you fucking got me
Jonathan Martin
haha hitler
William Gutierrez
Ethan Martinez
Nathan Ross
>anal
Obviously this “girl” must have been a pre-op
Ayden Moore
can i get an actual sauce on this please? the webm?
Brody Anderson
I smell ss13
Samuel Morales
Samuel King
Wow I actually lost to a YLYL thread. Congratulations you son of a bitch
Jaxson Robinson
Brayden Ortiz
The correct name for that file is "preparing to install vlc" and it's supposed to be followed with the pic of the guy with the cone up his ass.
Alexander Turner
Lost
Hudson Cook
Essen mein Scheizze
Cooper Morris
Jaxon Ortiz
What fresh hell is this
Caleb Rodriguez
lost
Nolan Carter
I haven't laughed this hard at a ylyl in a long time. Thanks user
Nathaniel Cooper
Grayson Nguyen
Lost
Sebastian Williams
anyone have the webm where a guy shits on a passed out girls face?
Grayson Price
This one almost got me.
William Morris
Joshua Cruz
Good o'l Sparrow, and I was right in the middle of listening to the ten commandments ost.
Elijah Peterson
lost
wtf
Landon Morales
Landon Butler
Matthew Richardson
Jayden Mitchell
You earned this (You). Well done.
Christopher Cook
Hello darkness my old friend
Robert Richardson
Jonathan Perry
Michael Hall
10/10
AWESOME!!
Brody Wood
Uh, yeah. I don't think they're democratic either.
Kevin Williams
Jeremiah Gomez
No they weren't
Nicholas Moore
Almost all of those posts are mine
Ryan Ward
>“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
Oh my god you stupid fucking idiot hitler never said that, it was Gregor strasser, who also said this
The spirit of our National Socialist idea has to overpower the spirit of liberalism and false democracy if there is to be a third Reich at all! Deeply rooted in organic life, we have realized that the false belief in the equality of man is the deadly threat with which liberalism destroys people and nation, culture and morals. violating the deepest levels of our being!
We have to reject with fanatical zeal the frequent lie that people are basically equal and equal in regard to their influence in the state and their share of power! People are unequal, they are unequal from birth, become more unequal in life and are therefore to be valued unequally in their positions in society and in the state!
And hitler had him killed during the night of the long knives due to personal and political conflicts, such as their views on capitalism
Daniel Foster
And how was it similar to socialism?
Cooper Ramirez
No u
Carson Foster
This didn't happen
Eli Russell
Caleb Ross
How did I lose it to such a normie meme
Connor Peterson
Justin Wood
Jaxson Martinez
Jackson Long
Jew venom
Camden Fisher
lost it big
Joseph Phillips
Based AJ
Mason Hernandez
Keked
Robert Perez
Caleb Cox
Angel Diaz
Aaron Sanchez
kek
Robert Barnes
Retard detected.
Justin Cook
James Nguyen
What's sad is I believe you are actually this retarded
Gavin Perez
>all I can do is namecall because I can't find a single fact that supports my feelings
Nicholas Watson
>all I can do is suck dicks because I'm an actual faggot
Liam Gomez
Punch face and commander defeat
A tale as old as time
Parker Foster
Nathan Collins
Id rather suck coronachans dick than spend another minute in this shitty thread
Peace faggots
Jordan Cook
You assume those are his?
Connor Collins
Adrian Bell
Levi Lewis
Oliver Fisher
Michael Lewis
>history makes me butthurt because it proves me wrong
Brody Lewis
Then play it with people who aren't 12
Christopher Reed
Juan Gonzalez
Adam Edwards
You say that like it isn't a copypasta
Tyler Gonzalez
What's the timestamp?
Thomas Gutierrez
Fake and gay
Jace Stewart
how is that supposed to be fake? You mean santachan was user all along?
Gabriel Evans
I recommend superfight, the card game for intellectuals
Kayden Myers
why are we still here...
Jackson Hall
I legit was just looking at thread and thought this
Zachary Peterson
What?
Lucas Morris
we can still post OC greentexts ITT if anyone in here is interesting
Brody Morgan
That actually kinda makes the joke better. Since nazi's were fascists pretending to be socialist and taking over an initially socialist party to achieve their agenda, where our joke protagonist is going to pretend to be socialist to get with the "communist art hoe".
Cooper Perry
Ylyl
Juan Carter
Agreed, but that's likely not what the person who made the meme thought, and definitely not what the person who posted the meme thought
Luke Baker
Yeah, I wouldn't expect any knowledge of history from modern racists/fascists.
Matthew Rivera
You need to go back kid
Eli Nguyen
>Imagine believing Hitler was a commie
Austin Cook
Source on the pic?
Landon Rodriguez
No uu
David Ward
It's simply, if someone only knows socialism and communism as "bad government", then they'll believe any bad government is socialist or communist
Oliver Morgan
fucking lost to this.
Cameron Brooks
what the jew
William Hughes
Lost kek
Leo Myers
who is this man and how is he so chad
Ian Miller
That was terrible...
Fuck you!!!
Jayden Robinson
One time I was outside and had a pack of cigarettes but no way to light them so I was like what do I do? but then I got an idea I pulled one cigarette out of the pack and put it in my mouth and then I used the pack itself to ignite the end of my cigarette because you see once I removed a single cigarette from the pack it became a cigarette lighter.
Julian Sanders
>has 7yo kid
>doesnt do sex
WTF did the turboautist jack off into a teaspoon and ram it into some transman's uterus?
Joshua Nelson
I think we're on the same page on that one, yeah.
Carson Cox
I can imagine turboautist is just implying his first and only gf left him and his kid after she realized they were brownies
Bentley Garcia
Yeah... and that's sadder. :-/
Levi Morgan
posting the reactions to shit like this is no different from having your own laugh track
Juan Lopez
it happened to me
Hunter Rogers
fake, its nigersaurus
Jace Bailey
I remember that thread. Jesus, where did the last 12 years go?
Ayden Perry
>sparta
Daniel Garcia
>0:03
>the gays