ylyl v2
Ylyl v2
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
great. this faggot again
This content's so shit I'm actually going to contribute for once.
Bring the greentexts faggots
Also op is a faggot
I can't fucking take it anymore! What the fuck are you degenerates thinking when you post this utter garbage? This is not funny, we are in a ylyl thread, it is supposed to be funny but none of the thing you imbeciles post is even remotely amusing. I can't fucking take it anymore grrraaaahahahahhrgg fuck every one of you, each and every single one of you.
Learn what is funny before you dare to post here again, if i see one of you post just one more unfunny garbage picture then i'm going to snap. I'm going to fucking do it you hear me, this is not a fucking joke kid. Learn your place in this thread holy shit!
stream it