Any one on Yea Forums right now who has been stabbed?

I'd say he won, I only scored a takedown without a good slam. The party broke it up and he got arrested for it, I didn't press charges but I believe he still has it on his record, we were around 20 at the time. But yeah I had 100+ stitches and staples so Id say he came out on top, kek

I shit you not, In Canada i was attacked by a group of nigs and stabbed in the back, didnt go deep because I ran as it was happening. The dude at the bus stop got it worse than me.

Not a bad area either.

Dull punctures man, its the worst pain ever (im triple mcstabby ^) sharp ones can dice the nerves and you dont feel shit

Oh theres a fourth one I forgot about. When I was younger Id alwayys take a shower after using the pool, dunno why just did. Was in post pool ritual when fuck ass neighbor kid came in slapped the glass shower door to scare me. The shit fell off the runners and shattered, but not as it was supposed to in the tempered glass way to mitigate huge pieces cleving people. The whole top half stayed together and just dice my right like soft butter, 4 finger tendons and all top ligaments clean sliced in two. I didnt even notice it until my mom lost her shit. My sister cunt face was complaining that she had to hold my hand together on the ride to the hospital. And the doc told me to spread my fingers out straight, felt the tendons roll up, fuckin prick. I'm accident prone, I got a million stories at my body's expense.

Back in high school a guy stabbed my arm with a pencil. He was weird and I told him to fuck off with being a faggot. He hooked my arm with a pencil, hurt like fuck. Told him he's still a faggot and went home for the day. On the way home my friend asked wtf happened. Didn't notice I was bleeding pretty bad, it was actually deep to the muscle and hurt for some time till it healed. Got heated the day after but let it go.

I later encountered the same guy in university after my mother died, said he wanked off in my mother's ashes the first day I came back after her funeral; it was unprompted and obviously a "hurr durr check this out guys!" move. Waited till end of the lecture with boiling blood I've never matched to this day and threw, literally threw him down the stairs from the top of the lecture hall; then hooked into his friend there after. Didn't see him much after that and never got in trouble over it, I actually heard nothing from anyone there after about it really. He messaged me years later some bullshit, told him to fuck off or I'd throw him further next time. Never heard since.

Only other time was I was being dumb and the knife slipped into my leg. Cut muscle, lots of limping and "what the fuck is wrong with me". Still have a decent scar. No gut wounds though luckily, been in some shit spots but came out on top.

If anyone heard what he said I can't imagine they'd expect you to be civil. What body part hit first on the stairs and what was his posture when he came to a halt?

My cousin was stabbed like 5 or 6 times. They rushed him to the hospital immediately, even ran from cops as they raced to the hospital. Luckily the cops realized what was happening and ended up escorting them. He got punctured in the liver, lungs, and stomach among other organs. I never want to be stabbed or shot.

Haven't been stabbed myself but had a few friends that have been.
They said it felt like they'd been punched and they didn't realize until shortly afterwards that they'd been stabbed.

You are the definition of beta.

Ran a sawsall into my leg demoing an aluminum shed. Didn't hurt at the time. Lots of blood. Ached for a week after. Hurt to walk on it.

bruh. How many thrusts did it get before you stopped it? pics of scar?

A couple months ago I was sharpening one of my knives from my collection and it slipped out of my hand and slit my wrist lots of blood and a nasty scar that looks like I tried to kill myself it honestly didn't hurt at all but the stitches were terrible

Think it was his ass unfortunately, tumbled backwards and was kinda sprawled grasping a chair while facing uphill at the end. I wasn't paying full attention to him really as I hooked into his friend who got cute right away; have no idea if he was in on it or not and at the time didn't care. But that was a basic one punch and submit.

Just stuck with me as a "human beings are assholes" kind of way. I was never super shitty to him in high school, didn't disown or give him more shit outside of what I'd give anyone I knew yet he went to a new level of faggotry himself. If I saw him in the street these days I wouldn't care, he had his time in my life and I have many better people to hang out with who are better people.

Stabbed in Fallujah, shot the guy 5 times after. Never felt a thing, just my entire lower body becoming warm. Didn't realize until lower body was completely drenched and dark red.

>He messaged me years later some bullshit, told him to fuck off or I'd throw him further next time.

Hahaha absolutely based.

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My father was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not one bit. So—me watching—he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, “Why so serious, son?” Comes at me with the knife...“Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth…“Let’s put a smile on that face!”

From a self defense perspective, i would rather encounter a gun at point blank/close range than a knife.

Guns at such a small distances can be neutralized/you can be missed, knives aren’t so easily defended against.

People do tend to miss a lot with guns, but if not a high caliber they can bounce around inside your rib cage.

Also if you’re close enough and its a handgun you can neutralize it. Either hold the slide back or wrap your hand around the cylinder of a revolver

That's true, never thought of those types of self-defense methods. Knives are just so full-proof unless you disarm them in some way.

Bro if you're scared of being stabbed try stabbing yourself first with smaller knives to build up immunity to bigger and more dangerous ones

I had a manager not long ago, we will keep in contact. He is a fourth dan black belt in Taekwando.

He has given me the basics of knife defence, and basically distance is key.

He admits guns are a lot easier to deal with than knives in close situations.

Stabbed in the kidney with a bottle.

Not a nice experience homestly it just feels hot and numb.

Stabbings are a thing that happen when in normal fights, they just pull a blade so it seems like they're just hitting you.

No idea. I wondered though. It was a clean wound. Can't post pick now. At work, in phone, but yeah left a mark for sure. No stitches...just pressure until it stopped bleeding.

If you can't run away then the best way to fight a guy with a knife is to just punch head or kick knee as hard as you can but even then you're probably going to get a few slices or even stabs

So you don’t really know its happening?

If you're somewhere cold, the nerve endings on your body are compromised so you'll likely not feel anything for a bit. That or adrenaline will prevent you from feeling much.

I got stabbed a few days ago.
Guy in a mask and hat.
I was sat in a chair minding my own business when the guy came in and stabbed me in the arm.

Anyway long story short I won't be giving blood again anytime soon cos those syringes sting!

I was drinking and thought It would be a good idea to stab my bed, I missed and put the ka bar 3 inches into my lower leg felt nothing except for blood dripping becauw3 of the alcohol but it sounded exactly like GTA stab sound, I thought I was going to die and remembered all the stupid mistakes I made then passed out and woke up in a ambulance. The thought of dying is alot worse than the pain but I don't regret it because while it was healing I had to teach myself to sleep on my back now I get better sleep.

i also got stabbed with a pencil by some arab kid for no reason
i was just talking to my friends and he came from behind and stabbed me in the side
mind you it wasnt that deep but it still hurt like hell and i was not expecting it

I took a blade into the webbing between my thumb and forefinger. Not much pain and, surprisingly, not much blood. It was kind of cool in a sick way because I could look inside the cut and see muscles and tendons in there.
Took an amazing 8 stitches to ose up this little half-inch wide cut. Doctor said I was lucky because the knife just missed the artery.

You’re a weird dude

been stabbed 4 times when i was working in a gas station, was also punched beforehand, didn't feel anything at all during the stabbing or the hitting, i could feel the blows but no pain whatsoever, was a really weird feeling, as for the stabbing, at first i thought they were just normal punches however when the attacker left i realized i was bleeding and figured out he stabbed me, he got me 3 times in the arm and one in the side of my stomach and luckily the knife managed to hit the rib and not go all the way, from the hospital report i saw the holes were around 2cm, so i lucked out, it might've hurt more if it went deeper but the only thing i felt whatsoever is when they treated the wound with alcohol and stapled it shut and a day later i felt like my muscles were really fatigued and tense, kind of like after a workout

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ok buddy, keep playing them video games

no one cares, those are beta scars

i don't understand why they stabbed you the first time?, just punk kids?, do you bang?, is that like an expression for something that isn't sex?

why wouldn't you press charges, the dude stabbed and could've killed you

is that how you got your scars?

>too much of a cunt to use his hands

what? Was this a grade school fight? He slashed your face. He won. Knives are brutal, that's why stabbings are common in shit violent areas.

The only good defense against a knife if a firearm and distance. Running only helps if you are really fast. Otherwise, you just get stabbed in the back.

no, it's how i became a faggot

he got back at the kid, what screams beta about him

A hobo wanted to rob me in a park at night . It was really dark outside and I was alone on my way to a friend an md the park was the fastest way so I smoked a joint and went in the park . After a few minutes I noticed a guy approaching me from behind and I could see that he had a knife . The dude smelled like shit and said that he wanted my phone and wallet . I tried to get the knife out of his hand and we both fell down in the dirt . We wrangled on the floor for a bit and I eventually got the upper hand and tried to get up and run . As I stod up the guy grabed my right leg and stabed the knife in it I beat the shit out of him and he was out . Called a friend and he picked me up to the hospital . Had to be sewn with 64 stiches . It was shit but well I still can walk and that was a long time ago . It now kinda looks like a swastika the scar I mean

post pics or you're a larping beta faggot

i assume someone found you, do you know when exactly?, because it could've ended in disaster if they hadn't

You should report your father user.

op asked about anyone being stabbed, go be a faggot somewhere else

Got stabbed with screwdriver into knee from my brother. Didn't go deep because it went into bone. Was one of worst pains in my life. That fucking bone pain feels like when you're growing just much harder.

guy literally walks away from situation, even does a beta back-stabbing routine by pushing him downstairs.

Joker reference nice mate

pics?, also what happened with the hobo, you could've easily stabbed him a few time in the leg and arm and claim it was during the fight and for self defense

he pushed him down the stairs, don't know about you but the court will rule that as assault, he also punched his other friend so clearly he was in it to fight, not to pussy out

what's a joker?

he never stood his ground face-to-face, that's pretty beta

Dude is dead we left him there .
File size to big .

The Joker from Badman .

i guess, but you gotta give him some big boy points for actually fighting, a beta wouldn't fight
fair enough, and you can't go to a site for a second to compress the image?
whos batman?

Machinery has lightly fucked me up a few times. I'm pretty good about safety precautions so I am fortunate it has never been too bad. Respect anything that has the force to decimate you and no empathy.

In a fight through my hand is the only non-machine based stabbing/puncturing. I consider myself VERY lucky my hand caught it. You don't really feel cuts with a sharp edge till a few minutes after. Seeing it made me enraged and excessively violent.
The slow onset of ever increasing pain once it hits tho. Fuck man. Then the pain during healing is such a god damn bitch to deal with when its in your hands. Weeks before I was functionally normal. Months before I felt mostly normal. About two years before I had almost all of my hand movements back. Some permanent loss of hand dexterity.

Truly the only winner in a knife fight is the guy who wasn't there.

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figured you were a larping faggot

They were 2 different encounters. The first I let go. I walked off in the first instance because it didn't seem bad at all; he bitched out when confronted and I let it go because he wasn't worth the effort. It was one of those things that hurt like all fuck later on but not at the time.

The second encounter with his shithead comment, well it played out how you would expect. He got up to leave with a stupid smirk then learned what it's like to fly. Not my problem he acted like someone who hadn't been smacked up. It just happened to be the same dickhead so makes for a story.

He was justified of fucking you over because of your reddit spacing alone.

I do fencing with sharp blades and got hit a few times to the face. You don't feel anything. Only how the warm blood is dripping from your face. No pain

Not from reddit you shit dick, I space like this because of short work emails.

Most appreciate a to the point email that spaces out points. You don't, get cucked. Thanks

>trying to justify reddit behavior

Alright middle East isn't a fun place
A fight in school would end up with blood on the hands of the other.
Anyway ;
There was that one time my mom got me a new backbag and I loved it much I still use it even after uni , but in highschool a kids bhind me kicked and marked his boots on it , trashing it , I asked him to move his legs as any human would do , but be didn't we ended up fighting.
After school he gathered up his gay ass cousins and jumped me , one of them stabbed me in my right hand and cut me in my right leg , lucky I had my Chinese New watch , that watch was a tank , I used it as an iron handdy thingy , and fleet asap to a hospital.
Got my revenge later by police but that's another story.
TL;DR : my right hand hurts to this day after 5 years but my leg is fine , sure as hell hurts a lot.

gonna sound like a jew but, sue them for this before its too late user, here its 7 years before the case shuts off, don't know about where you live but if you wait to long you won't be able to sue them for the damage cost, and it will bite you in the long run, my family learnt it the hard way

Keker

>sue them before it's too late

>middle east

dude stab yourself when youre jerking off that way you associate pain with pleasure that way you can rape the guy that stabbed you

Suing isn't in our culture
I did state that I had my revenge on him
This is what happened
I called out for police to protect me ,
They did their job the kids got expelled from school.
We has what we call (J'ha) a group of low key very powerful people , even as powerful as the government ,
Grouping up with every family (J'ha) calling out the kids who stabbed me , an agreement has been deployed to a (about 25k usd ) as a sorry , things would escalate , so we refused ( that means their shamed , famed , and later on to be called out for in meetings)
This was for the best .
You can read more about family killing in middle east.
Or search for ( عطوات في الشرق الأوسط)
Thank god the government doesn't involve in this

Start with small cuts to build your tolerance

This
Only idiot this we have Civilan rights in middle east

I was stabbed in the arm by one of those stiletto ice pick deals, it pierced my tricep and kinda just traveled along it. Had a bruise almost all the way wrapped around the puncture and all the way down PAST my elbow somehow.

this.

same with bullets

Why are you acting like showering after being in chlorinated water is odd? Everyone does that.

Fuck off with this cringe shit mate

Omg the dude that stabbed you is in the thread look!

I slashed a guy in the face with a box cutter and got off on self defense (16 at the time, Detroit juvenile court, Wayne county)

>I slashed a guy in the face with a box cutter
we believe you faggot

It was a two day trial with a jury consisting of 9nly 8 jurors instead of twelve as juvenile court proceedings do in that county. Eat shit

cut myself deep with a knife in the arm by accident, that just hurt like hell.

and a buddy of mine got stabbed with a screwdriver in the stomach, he said it felt cold.

Been there, done that in the same court.

ah shit, skipped over the middle east part, guess suing is out of the table
i don't know user, pains that will accompany for the rest of my life is worth more than 25k, guess it depends on the culture and how much the dollar is worth there, if it works for you thats great, but i would've settled for that and to cause the same amount of damage to the attackers

I was using a pair of gas powered hedge trimmers back in the day and I snagged my kneecap. Went right in and chopped me good. So weird looking at the flesh all mangled like ground beef.

I've hit him in his ears with an iron clock , that satisfy me always lol
What done is done , I don't even remember his name , probably Ahmed or something , I had the last laugh if that makes sense

good for you user, not sure how it is in the middle east but have you tried getting benefits from your chronic pain?, maybe weed license or something, if thats even a thing there