What's your technique Yea Forums?

What's your technique Yea Forums?

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piss in the shower

spray and pray

Aim it down wait a min for the piss to even come out and hope for the best

Look at something disgusting like yourself and your morning wood should go away just like your dad

>morning wood
Oh to be young again

jerk off

Kek

videotape it and sell to pay pig duh

Squat low, lean forward, one hand on the wall, one hand grabbing cock and aiming it in

>inb4 and ass and mouth taking cock
I don't take my pleasure into the business room sicko

Into the bathtub. Seriously, that arc doesn't matter with a target that big.

out the side window

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Yup.

she has me in very tiny chastity cage only 1 inch long so have no option except to sit and pee

Lost

Good ylyl thread

i just roll over,stick it in your mother's mouth.and pee

What age does morning wood go away?

If I lean forward enough and push down on my dick I can manage a good under the rim in a high toilet. A low roulette requires a step back to start and a step forward before I finish or else dribble on the floor or rim.

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drink enough that you dont get it in the first place

it doesnt,he's probably just trying to cope for having low testosterone

Drunk, running down my leg...

Not so much to do with age, bad arteries will fuck your dick up.

i stand back and lean very forward but even then it is very dangerous

Handstand

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>What's your technique Yea Forums?
I'm 48. My morning wood is gone by the time I get downstairs.

Your only bathroom is downstairs?
I’d just piss out a window at that point.

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