What's your technique Yea Forums?

What's your technique Yea Forums?

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piss in the shower

spray and pray

Aim it down wait a min for the piss to even come out and hope for the best

Look at something disgusting like yourself and your morning wood should go away just like your dad

>morning wood
Oh to be young again

jerk off

Kek

videotape it and sell to pay pig duh

Squat low, lean forward, one hand on the wall, one hand grabbing cock and aiming it in

>inb4 and ass and mouth taking cock
I don't take my pleasure into the business room sicko