Goddammit I cannot wait to move out

You never lived with a roommate or girlfriend? Nobody likes to clean someone else shit

laconic if.

I'm hoping not to need one. My town is too expensive to not have a roommate so I'm probably just gonna camp in a park or smth.

post mommy pics plz

and she also won't yell if I move out. checkmate atheists.

How fucking lazy. In your job interviews employers can smell lazy fuckers from a mile away. Even if you get hired you will fuck that up also because you cant respect authority figures, boundaries, and rules. You're already fucked and you haven't even started.

That's no long-term solution. You have to shower, cook, you need an address for post, you need an address for your work/health insurance/taxes/letters, you need money for food, you have to wash your clothes, in winter it will be too cold for camping. You're still half adult.

In the past if someone starts yelling at me I just pretend to be suicidal so that they feel sorry for me.

If you're living alone you still have to clean your shit. Checkmate

In the winter, it's 80 degrees. In the summer it's 100. I'll die.

And since when do I need to wash my clothes or clean?

I suppose I can just put a fake address.

no you don't. ever seen hoarders?