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What's a Chemist's favorite amusement park ride?

A Ferrous wheel!

do you like banks? I just got a loan.

What do you call a dog with no legs in a pool?

Bob

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Whats black and white and red all over? A bank where you can get a loan!

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two condoms were walking down the street. They pass a gay bar. One condom says to the other 'hey, lets go in and get shitfaced'

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How do you kick 25 flies at once? Hit a Somalian kid in face.

> A guy walks into a bar.
> "Ouch"

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