give me your best joke Yea Forums
Give me your best joke Yea Forums
What the difference between jam and jelly?
YOU CANT JELY YOUR COCK UP A DEAD GIRLS ASS
Are you a bank? Because leave me a loan.
First day of shop class. teacher asks the class the difference between a screw, a nail and a bolt.
Blond in front raises her hand and says "well i can't remember ever being bolted."
What's the difference between a black woman and a horse? One can talk
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prints
you fuckers were expecting a nigger joke
Did you hear about the Klu Klux Knievel that jumped 50 niggers with a steamroller?
Whats the difference between and onion and a whore?
I CRY WHEN I CUT ONIONS
whats the difference between iron man and iron woman?
one is a superhero and the other is a simple command
Are you a bank? Because I need a loan
What's a Chemist's favorite amusement park ride?
A Ferrous wheel!
do you like banks? I just got a loan.
What do you call a dog with no legs in a pool?
Bob
Whats black and white and red all over? A bank where you can get a loan!
two condoms were walking down the street. They pass a gay bar. One condom says to the other 'hey, lets go in and get shitfaced'
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How do you kick 25 flies at once? Hit a Somalian kid in face.
> A guy walks into a bar.
> "Ouch"
What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
>Santa goes down the chimney
lol
Based
11 guys are raping a german girl.
She yells "Nien! Nien!"
So 2 of then leave
bump
I laughed. I'm going to hell.
Putin and Trump are eating at a restaurant. The waiter asks Putin "What would you like to eat?" Putin says "A steak, medium, no garnish." The waiter then says "And as for your vegetable?" Putin points to Trump and says "He'll have the same, only well done."
A redditor and a 4 year old boy are walking through the forest. Suddenly a thunderclap.
Little boy: I'm scared
Redditor: You're scared? I'm the one who's going back alone.
How long does a black woman need to take a shit? 9 months.
Your life.
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Ya hear about the guy that forcefully fucked a female apple? He came in cider. WAKA WAKA!