Hey there, user. C'mon in and take seat

That's okay, a little more heavy on the Jameson, Pepsi isn't my favorite.

Nothing much user, I've just got a lot of stuff going on right now. My gf and I recently just broke up and I'm not in a good place. It hurts to just get up every morning and function, ya know *sip*

>Take it easy on that.

Don't patronize me. You get your tip and I never puke at the bar.

Vicodin? Weak but I'll take them. Do you or the other patrons mind if I crush them on the bar and snort them? I'll order a whiskey neat if it makes you more comfortable.

Life is just confusing user plus I don’t think I’m in state of mind where I should drink

Tom Collins, extra lemon.

a gf please

Shit you if snort those off the bar I'll get you 1 of anything you want

What was that? Another round? Sure thing!

How about a ball of coke and a bottle of whiskey I'll share with everyone.