Hey there, user. C'mon in and take seat

Hey there, user. C'mon in and take seat.

Good to see you again.

What can I get you tonight?

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Got any pain pills? I've not had any in years and would love to nod myself to a gentle sleep.

Hey user, I'll take a gin and tonic. I got a lot on my mind tonight

The usual. 8 fingers of whiskey.

Pain pills? Ah man... You're not a cop are you?

I've got a few stray Vicodin back here I think.

a shot of your cheapest liquor and a rolling rocks please

Can I get a Jack and Coke user?

One gin and tonic coming up!
What's weighing on your mind?


Big boy whiskey on its way. Take it easy on that.

Jameson and Pepsi okay?

Here's your jersey turnpike and corn beer

That's okay, a little more heavy on the Jameson, Pepsi isn't my favorite.

Nothing much user, I've just got a lot of stuff going on right now. My gf and I recently just broke up and I'm not in a good place. It hurts to just get up every morning and function, ya know *sip*

>Take it easy on that.

Don't patronize me. You get your tip and I never puke at the bar.

Vicodin? Weak but I'll take them. Do you or the other patrons mind if I crush them on the bar and snort them? I'll order a whiskey neat if it makes you more comfortable.

Life is just confusing user plus I don’t think I’m in state of mind where I should drink

Tom Collins, extra lemon.

a gf please

Shit you if snort those off the bar I'll get you 1 of anything you want

What was that? Another round? Sure thing!

How about a ball of coke and a bottle of whiskey I'll share with everyone.

Hey barkeep, hit me with a round of whiskey, on the rocks. Preferably Maker's Mark

Fellas relationships are rough, and being in one doesn't solve anything. I suggest you both go down the street to the brothel after this and get some strange

ill take a double bourbon neat with a water back
just pour whatever is the most expensive

Okay. But you know two is my limit. I have to work in the morning.

Order a round of shots for everyone in this thread already, and anyone who come in after this post. all on me

Yeah, i honestly just want to give them a rest for right now. Barkeep, not to be rude but where is that Maker's I ordered?

yall got any weed back there

thank you my Yea Forumsrother

no problem Yea Forumsro

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Shit, I got you. I'll make you a deal, you buy me a drink and I'll give you a gram

Gin. Neat.

deal
Barkeep, please get an old fashioned with pic related

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Here you go man, thanks for the drink.

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Yeah turns out the guy asking for pills was a Narc. I'm going to jail fellas.

If I can't post bail I'm going to lose the bar.

ty

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How much is bail, user?

no worries, we'll kill the narc

whats on your minds Yea Forumsros?

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GET HIM

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Green tea infuse vodka please, this fucking homework is getting in my head

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same

I'm not a narc I'm a junkie you're the one without a liquor license.

There's the rat now!

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