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POLITICS OF Yea Forums

ITT post your political compasses

I know it’s not the most accurate and it does have flaws (i.e. there’s no cultural axis) so with your compass just give a brief description of what you personally believe

Me first: Degeneracy is a myth and is an excuse used by authoritarian mommy’s boys who can’t emotionally comprehend the fact that there are people that are not like them. I love guns and want all gun laws repealed, federal marijuana legalization and eventually all drugs, decrease military funding, hate cops, pro-LGBT (Not LGBTQ+, just the original 4), hate commies and bootlickers equally, political parties are gay, and I’m a bisexual male.

>inb4 fuck off back to /pol/ discord tranny

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Here's mine OP

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Gay

still replied tho

This thread is even more masturbatory than the actual fap threads.

Who the fuck cares about your politics

Don't feel like taking the test again but mine is roughly (- 6,-8)

That test is very flawed.

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>Muslim who can speak 3 languages
>138 IQ
>Have done martial arts all my life (Judo, Karate, Silat, Praying Mantis style Kung Fu, Wing Shun
>I enjoy humiliating infidels. I occasionally look for fights near bars and clubs, let them throw the first punch and I fuck them up . LEGALLY. Feelsgoodman. Bullying these degenerates is my euphoric habit.
>I believe in a smaller, fascist government that rules with and obides by Sharia law
>I don't believe in a prison system, all defective humans, traitors, murderers (of innocent people), rapists and pedos, lying scum should be executed in public in a aesthetic and gruesome manner, thieves should have their hands cut off, sodimtes should be thrown off the highest point in the region of that individuals place of birth, adulters should be stoned slowly by children
>Healthy vegan diet with meat once to three times week is recommended
>People should at least be able to speak 3 languages
>Woman and men should dress beautifully and conservatively.
>Woman and men in my ideal nation should all have martial arts background, is trained in the sword, pistols and rifles. Every single person should be able to draw, paint, and express their creative side.
>Everyone is taught coding in school.
>Alcohol, condoms, cigarettes and abortions is illegal and criminalized, people who are caught are whipped in public.
>High school students who graduate are paired up for marriage based on compatibility and physical appearance and IQ

*this of course is just a theory *
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

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OP: I know the test is flawed
You: That test is flawed


Good catch there bud. Wouldn't have guessed it without your pro insight

Another self-satisfied, goat fucker that likes the smell of his own farts. His chai boy is probably wondering why his little ass is receiving an unscheduled break right now.

Imagine actually being naive enough to subscribe to political "idealism" lmfao

go on, keep letting old white dudes decide your life for you. It's been working so well in the past :)

Humans will always bow down and require someone to follow, I guess I shouldn't be surprised

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>138 IQ
>muslim who believes in "small fascist" government that follows sharia law.
2/10

Gotta love it when 15 year old redditors give their opinion and you know everyone who read it cringed but didnt care enough to reply

Left libertarianism doesnt exist, it is an oxymoron. The centralization of power required to implement left wing ideology is against libertarian principals. Grow up and be a eegular libertarian, then you eill eventually become a conservative if you have a shred of self-respect.

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Right libertarianism does not exist, property ownership requires centralized enforcement and a class system which is anti-libertarian.

beautiful

I hate the human kind tho, at least the modern one. I believe in utopian society, science and progress. Everyone who has skills is welcome, others are not.

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you are more like a miniboss, than th3 final b0ss

This is my unironical opinion. Fight me.

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>imagine being this autistic to solve all of those online questions
>imagine being this pathetic to think about political ideology
>imagine being this kind of loser, that doesn't even understand politics
>imagine being this dumfuck to think politics is something that you could have benefit from
>imagine...

I don't think it requires a class system, but one is likely to naturally develope in a free market. Libertarianism isn't anarchy. Liberals and libertarians recognize the need for a state, but wish it to be as small as possible.

fedoralord retard that wants meth legal. god libertarians are fucking stupid.

so you're a nazi?

0/10 troll. Too much effort, yet nobody will be fooled except for the ultra-retarded.

you're retarded if you think a free market doesn't require a class system, for a business to exist there must be workers to create excess wealth which will flow upwards to the businesses owner. Any model which overcomes this would be less profitable, so the free market would avoid.

If you say so..im not racist or homophobic, but everything has to have borders for society to prosper.

It doesn't matter if you're racist or homophobic.

> I believe in utopian society, science and progress. Everyone who has skills is welcome, others are not.

Is perfectly aligned with the Nazi propaganda of the time, especially that of the scientific end of Nazi Germany.

According to my result () I'm a leftie and yet, deep inside I am far-right. Who is in the wrong here?

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I believe in "science and progress"

What in the fuck does that even mean? You believe in progress and yet don't recognize the necessity for some of society to take care of the lesser skilled and able-bodied?

You probably have no skills whatsoever yourself. The ironic thing about people who want some sort of utopian society is, in all likelihood, they would be kicked out the first day.

What a dipshit.

You have no understanding of the political compass either.

Just because you're a "leftie" doesn't mean you aren't authoritarian. And just because you're authoritarian doesn't mean you are right-wing.

>38 IQ
Fixed that for you, fam.

besides hating cops and decreasing military funding me and you are the same, speaking of drug laws i gotta go buy some edibles ll post mine when i get back

Nazi Germany would've gassed your retarded ass. And the USSR would've sent you to the gulag because you're an ingrate.

Give it time lad....

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Can't really understand how anyone can have anything different than this, if educated.

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Oh, ok. Nice spacing also.

I honestly can't believe American libertarians would want meth and heroin to be legalized.

I guess they really don't care about humanity. American libertarians are the epitome of selfishness and self righteousness combined.

I really thought about all the questions, turns out I'm not as left as I thought.

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>educated
>filthy AnCom

pick one

That's all you got? "Nice spacing"?

You don't even understand your own political philosophy, bud. It's embarrassing.

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Meaning what? If you consider the questions, there really is no other logical and moral choice than this outcome.

lets play a game:
put me into the politscale like you think where it belongs
also guess my country

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Turns out you don't understand economics. As do all people who are in the purple.

definitely a dipshit. who cares about your country?

you're a filthy capitalist and nationalist, fuck and suck that corporate dick more

haha, all countries that do NOT function economically are also NOT located in the purple area

your political belief is just a BELIEF, have fun

I'm also a little in the green as well :D right? RIGHT?

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oh you want money? work for it lazy kiddo

Enjoy your coal burning dating apps obsessed, cultureless, one language speaking barren roasties. Give my regards to Tyrone, uwu

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What does that have to do with it? Capitalism doesn't reward the hard-working, not even in the slightest. If you were an actual capitalist instead of a retarded sheep capitalist you'd know this.

So again, keep sucking that corporate jew dick.

have your (You)

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I consider myself a mostly neutral libertarian, that being said I fucking hate the ever growing extremism and divide happening on BOTH sides.

I'm liberal in the sense that I believe people should be able to do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. I also believe in egalitarianism. Abortion and drugs should be legal and regulated.

I'm conservative in the sense that I hate PC culture and civilized society is like a club. The club has rules, if you break those rules, you get kicked out of the club. I believe gun control is a futile campaign that only serves to divide people and fails to address the root of the violence epidemic currently going on.

I HATE liberals who nitpick and call discrimination on every micro-aggression, I also HATE conservatives who either deny there's a problem or attempt to pass the blame on without even attempting to offer a sensible remedy.

tl;dr unchecked extremism is bad, end of story. Several ideas on both sides are perfectly ok.

you're just trying to insult me and there isn't any other content in your post. as if anyone is offended by an angry teen short on money. pathetic. how about you actually debate me on my political views?

do you wear panties?

I'm 30 years old and I have more money than you ever will. (Thanks to Capitalism, btw)

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Only the richest people benefit from Capitalism, ESPECIALLY free market capitalism. I don't see how so many people fail to grasp this.

The more laissez-faire and capitalist you are, the lower your IQ. (If you aren't a millionaire or billionaire of course.)

I remember my result from year ago, not sure what it means today, probably far-right?

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see, now we can talk. i too have a family and quite a bit of property to call my own. also thanks to capitalism. i come from a - kind of- poverty background, and since i understand how the sytstem works, i can play along and accumulate wealth. this system was built by generations before me, and i understand that their values and principles as well as their traditions made it possible. you can see that other cultures did not manage to lay foundations similar to those we can enjoy. this is why i am certain that we have to preserve said values, principles and traditions. is there anything you disagree with? sure, we can disagree on certain policies but keep in mind that we most likely are not from the same country, so i may not be informed about specific policies in your country and vice versa

You can't play along, though. Unless you get absurdly lucky, which I honestly doubt it. You are a pawn in the greater scheme, that is how capitalism functions. Capitalism requires hard-working and well-meaning people to be fooled into thinking they are making even a fraction of the money the true oligarchs turn in just from sitting on their fat asses for 5 minutes.

Thanks for proving my point. The market would create a class system of quality. Better shit sells better, making people richer. The way your saying it, your saying a class system needs to already be implemented for the free market to exist. Im saying the free market would actually cause the class system, and not the other way around. Its just a byproduct of the market.

And i still dont know why you think libertarians would be against that. As long as it doesnt create more barriers to entry for anything, then no one cares that some people do better than others.

this is greedy thinking, but i can relate. but then again, what stops you and me from becoming oligarchs as well? when i was still a kid, my uncle tried to establish his own business, basically importing some nieche stuff and marketing it to others, which worked at the beginning but regulations made it too difficult and he went bankrupt with his young enterprise. then again, a friend of mine, who studied with me, is just done with engineering a new type of convertible bicycle and already got high demand. he's almost done with paperwork for the last few years, i invested in him and if everything works well, he will be quite a wealthy guy, and me, too. first i was afraid of the risk but if you want to become a "rich" guy, you have to take risks.

Diff user here.
I bartend right now, im collecting numbers of potential investors, and hoping to get my own bar soon. I see an opportunity and people like my concept as much as they like me. Thats all you need bro. An opportunity to seize, and people that believe in your vision. Those oligarchs like to throw their money around, they set up side projects all the time, its not hard to get some as long as you have a real plan to show them.