I'm in an argument with my bro, Yea Forums what's better, Pizza, or pussy. Now I've had both...

I'm in an argument with my bro, Yea Forums what's better, Pizza, or pussy. Now I've had both, and I'd argue that pizza is indeed superior to pussy.

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Well there's a 0% chance the pizza will get pregnant and it's not likely to ruin your life if it decides later that it didn't want to be eaten.

Spoken like a truly out of shape neck beard whose addicted to porn

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Pizza is still better

I'd say pizza but I'm a psycho and I hate people, pussys not worth the effort

Depends on both the quality of the pizza and the pushy as well as other factors such as;

Have I consumed alcohol?
If so, when, how much, and what kind?

What time of day is it?

What's the weather like?

Have I previously eaten?
If so, what was it and how much?

Her house or mine?

Does the bathroom have ventilation and/or a loud fan?

spoken like a true virgin

Pussy has a longer shelf life if you find one that isn't contaminated

pussy you fucking faggot.

you have NOT had pussy. you're just fronting for your boyfriend.

pizza is better
pussy is pussy it's nothing special

Whichever one you don’t have is the one you crave. Been married 20 years, I’ll take the pizza. 20 years ago, I wanted the pussy.

I don’t have either and I STILL prefer pizza

>pizza is indeed superior to pussy
faggot

Only a virgin will say pussy is better b.c he is stupid and doesn't know anything

>Only a virgin will say pussy is better
faggot

Read dude 20 years shit gets old. Beem married twice nope didnt learn the first time. 2nd one (14 years) is great still i can fap and pizza is good. It doesnt bitch eirher. Also its cheaper.

t. coombrain that thinks with his dick

pussy is cool and all but there is so much fucking crazy around nowadays, so yea i'll just stick with pizza.

pussy is better, but more risky.
Both have about the same chances of being satisfying.

pizza is better for eating, it tastes better, less likely to piss all over you if it gets too excited. pussy is better for fucking, for one you are less likely to burn your cock with hot melted cheese.

>Beem married twice
>It doesnt bitch eirher. Also its cheaper.
not everyone is an ugly loser.

have another, faggot

Haggis is better than both

IMHO your average pizza is better then average pussy....
But fantastic pussy can change your life.
Fantastic pussy can make you more happy then anything you have ever felt.
Fantastic pizza will just feed you for a day

So pizza is better then pussy... but only at the low end.

Impzls
Imposed Pizzaless
The group that are involuntarily without pizza.

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Hierarchy of Needs.

Fucking impzels when will they learn

Depends on whose got it

i would eat pizza over eating pussy, but i'd put my dick in pussy over putting my dick in pizza.

what a hate group
I'm surprised the ADL hasn't steeped in.

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#Impzls #hategroup

omg it's everywhere

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they are getting violent
ktla.com/2019/09/15/woman-stabbed-at-family-pizza-parlor-in-carson/

cbs42.com/news/local/19-year-old-arrested-for-domestic-violence-at-pizza-hut/

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depends on the pussy.
depends on the pizza.
primo pussy trumps primo pizza all the time, though.

wow

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so this is a thing?
Impzls?

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I've never turned down pizza.

and they have gang cells

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i like that chair id buy it for like 200 but yeah pizza because what the pussy is attached to isn't fucking worth taking care of

Pizza

why would you look for objective opinion on subjective matter? are you a dum-dum or sething?