I'm in an argument with my bro, Yea Forums what's better, Pizza, or pussy. Now I've had both, and I'd argue that pizza is indeed superior to pussy.
Pic unrelated
I'm in an argument with my bro, Yea Forums what's better, Pizza, or pussy. Now I've had both...
Kevin Garcia
Brody Cox
Well there's a 0% chance the pizza will get pregnant and it's not likely to ruin your life if it decides later that it didn't want to be eaten.
Luis Nelson
Spoken like a truly out of shape neck beard whose addicted to porn
The A B S O L U T E S T A T E of this board
Colton Ramirez
Pizza is still better
Hunter Hernandez
I'd say pizza but I'm a psycho and I hate people, pussys not worth the effort
Brayden Bailey
Depends on both the quality of the pizza and the pushy as well as other factors such as;
Have I consumed alcohol?
If so, when, how much, and what kind?
What time of day is it?
What's the weather like?
Have I previously eaten?
If so, what was it and how much?
Her house or mine?
Does the bathroom have ventilation and/or a loud fan?
Colton Ross
spoken like a true virgin
Connor Ortiz
Pussy has a longer shelf life if you find one that isn't contaminated
Ryan Robinson
pussy you fucking faggot.
Kevin Stewart
you have NOT had pussy. you're just fronting for your boyfriend.
Logan Hughes
pizza is better
pussy is pussy it's nothing special
Tyler Bailey
Whichever one you don’t have is the one you crave. Been married 20 years, I’ll take the pizza. 20 years ago, I wanted the pussy.
Angel White
I don’t have either and I STILL prefer pizza
Owen Green
>pizza is indeed superior to pussy
faggot
Camden Hughes
Only a virgin will say pussy is better b.c he is stupid and doesn't know anything
Brayden Russell
>Only a virgin will say pussy is better
faggot
Brayden Hill
Read dude 20 years shit gets old. Beem married twice nope didnt learn the first time. 2nd one (14 years) is great still i can fap and pizza is good. It doesnt bitch eirher. Also its cheaper.
Angel Fisher
t. coombrain that thinks with his dick
Jordan Jones
pussy is cool and all but there is so much fucking crazy around nowadays, so yea i'll just stick with pizza.
Daniel Mitchell
pussy is better, but more risky.
Both have about the same chances of being satisfying.
James Carter
pizza is better for eating, it tastes better, less likely to piss all over you if it gets too excited. pussy is better for fucking, for one you are less likely to burn your cock with hot melted cheese.
Nolan Foster
>Beem married twice
>It doesnt bitch eirher. Also its cheaper.
not everyone is an ugly loser.
have another, faggot
Nicholas Nguyen
Haggis is better than both
Zachary Thomas
IMHO your average pizza is better then average pussy....
But fantastic pussy can change your life.
Fantastic pussy can make you more happy then anything you have ever felt.
Fantastic pizza will just feed you for a day
So pizza is better then pussy... but only at the low end.
Jason Cox
Impzls
Imposed Pizzaless
The group that are involuntarily without pizza.
Adrian Ramirez
Hierarchy of Needs.
Adam Brown
Fucking impzels when will they learn
William Fisher
Depends on whose got it
Ayden Davis
i would eat pizza over eating pussy, but i'd put my dick in pussy over putting my dick in pizza.
Aaron Jenkins
what a hate group
I'm surprised the ADL hasn't steeped in.
Jackson Wilson
#Impzls #hategroup
Angel Ross
omg it's everywhere
Camden Butler
they are getting violent
ktla.com
Nicholas Myers
Gabriel Russell
depends on the pussy.
depends on the pizza.
primo pussy trumps primo pizza all the time, though.
Matthew Price
wow
Daniel Allen
so this is a thing?
Impzls?
Jeremiah Edwards
I've never turned down pizza.
Isaiah Perez
and they have gang cells
Owen Ramirez
i like that chair id buy it for like 200 but yeah pizza because what the pussy is attached to isn't fucking worth taking care of
Jonathan Roberts
Pizza
Jonathan Bennett
why would you look for objective opinion on subjective matter? are you a dum-dum or sething?