Why haven’t you served in the military yet Yea Forums?

Cos I’m going to serve in the airforce which takes more training since I’m not a grunt Neanderthal

I did. I got killed in iraq

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No, I was the postal bitch. Going around handing mail out to everyone and getting yelled at by the gunny for being a shitbird marine

At switched MOS after that and cleaned up my act. Got out a sergeant and did 8 years honorably

*I switched

Because I don't approve of it.

I hate the taste of crayons.

imagine wanting to be a walmart employee with a gun

Semper fucking fi devil dog. I was in Habbaniyah and got switched over to Fallujah to help the Iraqi police

yut yut, semper fi back