First, you probably don't have a bank account.
Second, I don't GAF who or what you think I am.
Third, you're woefully wrong about me.
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How do I get a gf, Yea Forums? I'm nice, funny, caring, and will protect them and support them but they never say yes...
Charles Moore
James Green
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Oh, you're completely right user! I'm sorry for ever doubting you. At first I had to suspicions but your photo definitely proved you are who you say you are!
James Thomas
It doesn't prove shit, except that you are full of it.
The facts I speak are all that matters. At my age, a lot of things have almost killed me. The only thing that ever made me WANT to die was a woman.
Wyatt Lee
Oh wise one. How could I ever be so blind! Your knowledge and experience is a blessing, and I would be honored if you showered it upon us like R Kelly and that 14 year old girl. Please!
Christian Phillips
Camden Evans
The defense of one's world view by mocking those of others really is no defense at all. You, if you're lucky, will realize that soon enough to defend criticism of it, that you might believe only what is fact, and discard false beliefs that might render you defenseless to real hazards.
Hazards such as ruthless cunts.
Ryder Long
Liam Anderson
Get a crushes number. Get to know her but don't get stuck in this phase. Once you've gotten to know her a bit try to be a casual as possible and ask if she wants to go on a date. Make the date something fun and bonding. If you can play your cards right try to hold her hand at least halfway through the date. If everything is going smoothly kiss her. I hope this helps.
Jackson Baker
go out and TRY. get used to rejection, nothing wrong with it. just get rejected over and over again until eventually you dont. youre alone rn because you lack the EFFORT to not be
Aiden James
Nice guys finish last, Nigger.
-Chad Buttowski