How do I get a gf, Yea Forums? I'm nice, funny, caring, and will protect them and support them but they never say yes...

How do I get a gf, Yea Forums? I'm nice, funny, caring, and will protect them and support them but they never say yes. Day in and day out I go on this board and me and fellow lonely fappers commiserate. I'm tired of being a kissless virgin. I want to join the Chad elite like some of my Yea Forumsros on here. I don't want to become a bitter incel. I know women don't go for assholes, but why do they ignore and reject me if they say they want a supportive bf? I don't know what they want from me.

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Bruhh. Girls might not always want the asshole, but they NEVER want the weakling. You are the weakling. But good news for you, is it starts with your attitude.
>Day in and day out i go on this board
Stop it. If you're spending all your time here, you're not trying to work on yourself.
>I'm nice, funny, caring, and will protect them and support them
While you probably are most of those things, they don't matter if you smell desperate. And judging by your post, you do.
>I don't know what they want from me
Just try cutting back on the "pl-pl-please love me" vibes that are creeping me out. I'm sure you'll make it so much further than you currently are.

you dont want one user. just bang sloots and smoke weed until you die

Ask every girl you remotely like. If you get rejected tell them thank you and instantly just move on to the next one. You'll get used to rejection and you'll get more confident in your approach as you try. Eventually someone will say yes and maybe it will last. If it doesn't just wish them well and try again.

I can't help it. I've tried being less desperate but it's so lonely

So basically Chris Chan?

Yes but there will be some kind of advancement from trail an error instead of no advancement due to his "tisim" blocking his ability to learn.

Oh, ok

If you're not willing to commit to a change, then you should have never posted. You're going to get rejected. A lot. That's the thing most people don't understand about Chad's. They fuck tons of girls. But what do you think their success rate is? You ask out 25-30 girls, get a yes maybe 3 times. They key part of being "Chad" is you gotta keep the train moving. 10 no's in a row won't affect him because he knows that 11 might say yes.

If you're making your intentions for a serious relationship clear from the moment you meet them, it will drive them away since they don't know you yet so of course they won't be sure whether they want to reciprocate or not.
Start off more casually, ask them for their phone number so you can exchange texts when you're bored or something.
You should act like you're casually interested in knowing them as a person rather than as a gf.

... Honestly, if you're even frequently in a position to talk to qts, you're already halfway there compared to other desperate anons.