Share your deepest or darkest secret

Any fantasies you did realize?

I wanna get my gf completely wasted so I can convince her to let my dog fuck her.

Are you retarded?

You want it to stop at groping or go further? Where are you located?

nah, i'm taking care of myself, i just like womans, and they like me. I'm helpless to resist them.

>screamed bloody murder
That's so annoying

Lol either there was shit everywhere or your only experience with anal is through porn and this is a fucking stupid larp

not really how masochism usually works btw

Do it. I convinced my ex gf to suck her dog's dick. I loved it, she loved, the dog loved it. Win, win, win. Dog came for like 30 minutes and jizz was all over the place.

I steal old people medicine go dilute into party punch bowls.
>be me first year in college
>party is lame with no fashy dudes
>decide to fuck up party by spiking
>10 cialises, 2 oxys, 7 laxitives 17 schizo medication party loses whole vibe to deal with 90+ college kids losing their shit.
>no one knows its me
>blame the jewy kid because he struck out that night
Dont worry uncle addy im doing yours and gods work

lmao this is such unbelievable bullshit