Share your deepest or darkest secret

Any fantasies you did realize?

I wanna get my gf completely wasted so I can convince her to let my dog fuck her.

Are you retarded?

You want it to stop at groping or go further? Where are you located?

nah, i'm taking care of myself, i just like womans, and they like me. I'm helpless to resist them.

>screamed bloody murder
That's so annoying

Lol either there was shit everywhere or your only experience with anal is through porn and this is a fucking stupid larp

not really how masochism usually works btw

Do it. I convinced my ex gf to suck her dog's dick. I loved it, she loved, the dog loved it. Win, win, win. Dog came for like 30 minutes and jizz was all over the place.

I steal old people medicine go dilute into party punch bowls.
>be me first year in college
>party is lame with no fashy dudes
>decide to fuck up party by spiking
>10 cialises, 2 oxys, 7 laxitives 17 schizo medication party loses whole vibe to deal with 90+ college kids losing their shit.
>no one knows its me
>blame the jewy kid because he struck out that night
Dont worry uncle addy im doing yours and gods work

lmao this is such unbelievable bullshit

We had already had sex earlier in the night and she had an enema. In fact, I gave it to her. I usually did. With all kinds of liquids.

I told this in the last thread but it got closed pretty soon after

I groped and fingered my girlfriends friend (pic) on new years eve when she passed out on our sofa

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Jewy kid got disowned by family after being expelled. Last i heard he is a sandwich artist at shady subway

Unfortunately, no. I'm still a virgin in my early 20's. I tempt fate on the bus, but that's really all I'm bold enough to do.
I'm not hooking up with someone on Yea Forums. As interesting as that could be, pass.
Ideally, going further would be more fun. But I worry most about STDs and going further is too risky for me. I'd likely stop it at heavy groping.

Sounds awesome. I'd LOVE it, but we've been together 5+ years and I don't want to scare her or make shit weird

hehehe WONK' ;)) ;00)) see user I HAVE SEX lul i gave her an enema with...h-hehehe...ALL SORTS OF LIQUEDS kek XD

Fucking everyone woman means one of them will give you an STD

Take any pics?

when I was 11 i was repeatedly molested by my godfather and i never told anyone in my family

It's a lot more realistic if she already has a large dog.

Heavy groping could include handjobs and thighjobs I guess. But I don't see anyone being ballsy enough to do that.

HAHAHA GESS WHAT user, not ONLY do i use drugs, but i also go to partiesSSS!!!

You're a fucking retard, people would've died from interactions between oxycodone, alcohol, and lithium. Fucks sake I hate this board.

Femanon here. You have any advice to find dog hookups? Besides getting my own dog. That's not something I can do right now.

M/F?

I get not wanting to cross that line on principle, but if you think it COULD be interesting you might as well message me on kik? I might not be the ugly lunatic you think I am.

f

We live together and we have a German Shepard. He humps stuff all the time, it's hilarious.

I don't know how to approach her about it. She's honestly pretty kinky, but....

my 13 year old sister has had sex with men as old as 25 while i was in the same house with her and i did nothing to stop it.

No I didn't have my phone on me at the time, it was the middle of the night and I went down stairs for a drink

Post pics

molested how?

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Sorry, that's a line I'm not crossing. I will tell you, however, that I'm on the US West coast for funsies.

You ever watch?

i still post my exes pics even tho i told them all i deleted everything

Maybe put on some dog porn and see how she reacts. My ex and I started out by watching it before we actually did it.

Whats your favorite site for it?

That head does not go on that body

you shouldn't. She's just taking care of herself

>inb4 psycho bitch pokes holes in the condoms

I'm from Oregon, just in case that makes the fantasy come alive for you a bit? Maybe we'll meet up through coincidence, not Yea Forums. Would be nice ;)

Hope you find someone user, check out /r/CNC_Connect/ if you get desperate

Do a torrent search for "bestiality cum marathon". Huge number of movies.

inappropriate touching, having me get naked to make sure i was "healthy", borderline rape

I think it's because she crazy skinny, still hot though

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Hahahaha, you can't get a date irl or you wouldn't be on Yea Forums but expect to get a date ver Yea Forums out of all places on the web regardless.

yup and i also gave out heroin for free kike. (If you hate it why are you here?)

I never reply to "your mother will die in her sleep tonight" threads.

I saw one bang her on the kitchen counter one evening when they thought I wasn't home, some mulato college athlete
shes a dumb slut is what she is

never any penetration? I can see why you didn't bother telling anyone. It's wrong regardless

with his fingers

that's no secret, that's usual

Too far, sorry. If we ever did meet up coincidentally, I'll let you go the extra mile. Code word "Milk." But it'll never happen. Zero plans to go to Oregon. So good luck.
>/r/
Didn't know of that one, thank you.
Thank you.

>implying one night stand

Next you'll try to tell us the Mary-Ann Rialeb story is fake. -_-

Not user but seen worse combos and nothing happened. Get off the drug forum and get out, still both you faggots who know nothing

How'd it feel? just violated or different sensations?

One night stands are the only effective way to go about such a goal. Going anything longer would be impossible. Theoretically.

I got sexually assaulted when I was 15 and realized that nothing mattered anymore.
I sold my virginity for $4,000. I regularly sucked dick or had sex for money through high school and college. It was pretty horrible.
Then I went through therapy, found a good man, got justice for the assault, learned to love intimacy, and everything became better.

i was told to listen to whatever he said so when he told me it was a game we had to play and i went along with it

I've played her some before, about a year ago. I never said I liked it just "oh my God, hon, look at this. [laughing] that's so fucked up"

She giggled at it, "wtf " and watched for a half a minute or so, then went back to the couch to play on her phone.

I'm traveling south for work in a month or so, sure you're not interested? It'd be way more convenient if I didn't have to ride buses all day to find you

I want to sell my used panties, socks, feet pics etc./whatever. I'm a poorfemanon and I have nothing to lose. Anyone have advice? I'd want to stay anonymous as best I can. Wouldn't be opposed to taking pics in said items for proof when the time comes. And if anyone is familiar with it, what are the average prices you see? I wouldn't want to under charge... Maybe I'd even offer personalized vocaroo recordings at the right price. I'd be willing to do most anything as long as I stayed anonymous really. I just want some easy money.

Not happening.

my friend once choked a small 10 year old girl with his cock, I was there

And I'm the Pope.

I hate eyebrows like that so goddamn much. I can’t wait until they go out of style.

im not lying shut up nigga

My neighbor is professional hitman with 7 different citizenship (we're pals). If i ever told that to someone IRL, i wouldn't be alive.

oh shit lol nevermind, it's totally believable now

Cute but her head is enormous

Is war rape a sin?

I knew you would understand

Make an account on plebbit and search for subs involving this type of work. Most sluts have an account there where they start by posting nudes anonymously and then they branch out to other shit, like videos and selling the type of stuff you're interested in selling. Spend some time researching, if you're decently attractive -as in reasonably big tits with a thin and attractive body - you could start by posting nudes and then build a fanbase of simps and betas. The more conventionally attractive and dedicated to posting you are, the easier it'll be to gain followers. Otherwise, you'll need to get into some sort of niche. If you're a fat fuck then looking for communities of men that worship fat chicks would be a niche you could look into if you necessary. Move on to selling used clothes from there once you've established yourself. If you're only looking to make a quick buck effortlessly, I'm sure there are also subs where you can just advertise your used clothes, though I'm not sure if popping up out of nowhere will net you as many clients as building a fanbase first.

With the amount of degenerates out there and considering you're a woman, you'll be making cash in no time. Just gotta be smart about it.

i'm currently writing ABDL erotica

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I'm on the chubbier side, but it's something I'm working on at a good pace. Not at whale level at least. I guess I'll scope out reddit more. Starting a fanbase is a bit much for me to do right now, but it's understandably a good route to take. Thank you.

I fucked my babysitter when I was 8 .

I just tried to get a 13yo girl to send me nudes to lend her $10 for a bus ticket. She decliend.

You North West or South West?

have we met before on crystal delicious coffee?

Femanon too, personally I've just been lucky, my mom and uncle both own male dogs, huge huskey/wolf mix and a retriever mix. Unfortunately I couldn't get knotted because the Huskey is too big and the retriever is pretty small/doesn't know how to fuck very well

It's up to you really, you could make a living out of this or make just enough money to be comfortable. It'll also depend on what you're willing to cater to; some sick fucks like period stain panties, others like workout clothes reeking of sweat, others would be glad with discharge-stained panties, and so on. Find out what you're comfortable with and start from there.
No, I have no idea what that is.

Greentext?

your babysitter fucked you, m8

> I fucked my babysitter when I was 8 .

NUT

>No, I have no idea what that is.
Alright, did we met before on cows that are always smiling?

Doesn't really matter if I'm not going to hook up from Yea Forums
I'm a bit jealous honestly.... All my family dogs except one have been female. I can imagine a husky would have a pretty big knot. I'm not surprised.
Considering how nice it would be to have money, I personally don't have many limits. I have zero interest in period blood fetishes personally, but I imagine I'd be willing to go the extra mile for it. I'd rather not, but hey, money is money. Thanks again. Here's hoping this gets me some good cash.

You are cancer

can you just fucking say it you mung

I also have no idea what that is. Frankly, I don't think we ever met since I've never made any online friends or acquaintances beyond a dozen people on steam.

i'm fucking my brother's wife

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Thank fuck she didn't break under the pressure. I hope she reports your ass.
I hope you commit suicide.

The more extreme the shit you do is, the more you'll be able to charge for it, keep that in mind. You should also pay attention to how much other women are selling their shit for, but what's important is that you have a decent profit margin. If you're buying socks for 10 dollars, sell them used for 15 or 20. Ditto for every other clothing article, you should try to make enough money to keep buying stuff to sell AND to have the disposable income you need until you decide to stop.

No i can't just fuckin write, bcause i'm talking about different chan's, which is considered as advertising, which means i could be banned for that.

Next time the dog is humping something, tell her "that could be you".

Think that might be over the top. I'm gonna keep it "a joke".

What about "damn, look how hard he's railing that chair, he fucks better than I do lol"

I think I'd draw the line at shitting in my own panties. Pissing is a maybe... But yes, makes sense. That's the minimum I planned to do as well. It'd make no sense to charge less than I use for the business. I've already found a few subreddits that seem helpful as well. Thanks user.

I regularly get caught taking creepshots of people. Still, I continue to do it for the thrill and the fantastic fap after editing the video/photos.

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I miss the "I raped and killed a little girl and stuffed her in a well" copypasta that always used to show up in these threads.

Thank god for perfect people like you, bringing balance to the force.

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>gets caught
>doesn't just keep a phone in shirt pocket
>with screen off and hidden camera app running

Get on my level.

One need not be perfect to simply not be a filthy pedo.

>I think I'd draw the line at shitting in my own panties
Yea, scat is pretty fucking disgusting and there's no way you could mail the panties without someone finding them out and deeming them to be a health hazard.
>Thanks user.
You're welcome, make use of your power as a woman to entice betas and make yourself a small fortune.

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Agreed. I never saw the appeal of scat anyway.
If I ever make it big off of this, know I'll be thanking you. I'll even shout out "the user from the Yea Forums secrets thread" if all goes well. Have a good one user.

Thanks user. Feels like I was there.

share some of your best user

Good luck.

You know the rules. TITS OR GTFO.

lol pedofags calling someone a moralfag how fucking original

Top kek. I'm in the game since 2010 so I don't know what you're taking about.

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Yeah okay. Let me try for a decent pic. No promises. Anything you want me to write on my tits for proof? Timestamps are boring.

Shoutout these trips instead if you want to.

I was a child prostitute when I was 11. Boy here. I hooked up with random guys on yahoo custom chats and whatever guys this one dude would hook up for me.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I guess you could say it in a joking manner?

I'll make sure to praise you for your almighty trips captain.

OP is a faggot

Alright. Give me a bit.

OP is a faggot with timestamp

But timestamps are boring. Give me something more specific instead.

When I was on holiday when I was 19 I messed around with a much younger boy and girl after finding them already in the middle of stuff. We met in the same place for a few days before I got too paranoid about getting caught and never went near the place again. Still go through periods of worry even now.

You have a lot learn fucking incel.

OP is a faggot, but with all the anons who requested and suggested's post numbers

Fuck that. I'll just do the timestamp. So uncreative...

I did something similar like this. Dont worry, shit wont happen.

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>I don't believe you convinced your girlfriend to give your dog a blowjob

WOW LEL THIS GUY CLEARLY HAS NEVER HAD SEX

i told my gf that i would never post her face on here..and i never did...but i did trade privately for a couple of years and gave that guy everything...she doesnt know someone random somewhere has full face pics of her doing really dirty things

you got a kik? post her body

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Now that is somthing i would grope

pro tip, if you want to build a following those filters aren't going to work

Would grope/10

Appreciated.
I didn't put any actual effort into a tits or gtfo pic. Who would? Basic snapchat filter is all that gets.

dont use kik..just share on here now...already posted her in a few threads..again

Explain

I am making other people suffer so I can feel good for a moment. Internet is a great tool for this.But I also feel that every time I destroy someone's life, family or career, I am loosing big hunk of myself. I did so many horrible things that I don't really know who I am anymore.

damn bitch no need to get defensive, i'm just giving you some fucking advice
>I didn't put any actual effort into a tits or gtfo pic.
except you would've had to purposefully select the filter, since 'no effort' would've been an unfiltered photo. so yes, you did put some effort in.

It's just not their aesthetic, redditors don't want something highly filtered.

I'm not getting defensive. Relax user. Take a chill pill.
I don't think a single snapchat filter is really all that... High. Is this true?

You thirsty fucking loser, kys.

Go do some research, none of the popular regulars use them

Popular people would have a good camera and edit it on their computers. Still edited. Just not as obvious as a snapchat filter.

> I am making other people suffer

> I destroy someone's life, family or career

Sure you are, kid.

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No, U.

nice

I wear and jerk off with my moms and sisters worn panties and bras. And love it.

I committed the White Castle murders back in 1988.

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Im the jew trapping up your threads

You have very beautiful tits, wanna go to picnic one day, you know bbq, drinking, joking, phishing and whatnot. I have a very hard (motorcycle) and beautiful surprise for you.

Sounds like a serial killer if I've ever heard one.

only killing that could happened is with my dixadrill

This is one reason I want to be single again.
1 so I can actually get a dog
2 so I can actively seek out women who want to be fucked by my dog
3 I really hate my current relationship, but that's a completely different thread

Fucked my cousin very often when we were teens.

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Any chance of a glimpse of your butt?

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you don't understand joke dixadrill (dick is a drill), you're probably boring in real life.

How would you go about actively seeking women? I'd like to find someone interested in letting me get fucked by their dog. Perhaps for a quick buck.

Is your name Jack? Is her name Nancy?

Nope. Rules are tits only. Not confident in my butt anyway.
It wasn't a very good joke user. A for effort, but just wasn't funny.

You should fuck her too.
Got any pics of sis?

Yeah because there's going to be consequences if you don't post tits. Integrity-level: Yea Forums

------> Joke
.

Details

Not sure what you're saying, but respect to the femanon for playing by the rules.

I hate my brother and he hates me... But I can't help but fantasize about fucking that ugly bastard.

Can we see more of those glorious tits?

How old were you when you started?
What got you into it?

Good choice

I'm already comfortable and scrubbed off most of the writing. So nah.

>It wasn't a very good joke
Well fuggit, i've tried. So is that sounds as a deal, or i'm wrong? It doesn't have to be picnic, we could do something else. I just don't like classics you know, let's go somewhere on coffee, let's go in restaurant to eat,etc. Oh, and important question for you: do you like romantic atmosphere?

So basicly; respect for being an average Yea Forums emo.

Congrats.
Yea Forums exists to shitpost and not put any responsibility into any comments. A trashcan. Treat the rules like they treat you; hypocritical.

You must be fun at parties.

FetLife and various other communities.
I've mentioned it to several ex's and even showed them some doggie porn, but only 2 went as far as getting kicked.

>as far as getting kicked.
Elaborate?

I don't cry and complain all the time when I run out of Yea Forums-oneliners or throw a scene when others treat me like I treat them, at least.

What would be your standards when looking for women? My gf isn't exactly beautiful, a bit on the fat side, but she's interested. You think she'd have a chance or would she be ignored based on her looks?

*Really* fun at parties

Femanon here- I wanna piss on you and your fat tits

Implying one cannot be fun without being hypocritical or shallow.

lol wut?

I was 16 when I first actually fucked a dog, but I let dogs dry hump me from age 13 or so, I got into it very early on since I always connected with animals more than people (bad past) also knots are hot asf

My man!

A couple years back, I dated and fucked my ex-girlfriend's daughter, she was 19. I was over twice her age at the time. Twas crazy hot.

Greeeentext

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Jesus, girl. Who hurt you?

>girl
That's not the femanon

Nope

kek

I think about killing myself daily, but I don’t because of my daughter. I decided to knock up the wrong psycho. My life is hell because of it.

That isn't how it works. Some bitches are always clean (special girls, those), some there is just a bit of poo at the start then none, some always shit filled, and most are randomly clean or not. All of this without enemas.

This is literally information collected first hand from 26 years of butt fucking with dozens of women. I have been married twice and both wives were the always clean type. Spoiled me!!! My newest GF is random - without enema she is clean about 65% of the time.

email me

[email protected]

I never said she was. ;-)

good job faggot you scared her off you obsessive creep

Sorry for making you uncomfortable
see





I'm that user
see
I can't help myself, because i love all womans. I would like to massage your whole body, especially those beautiful tits with my gentle moves while whispering in your ear magnificent words that will make you feel like you're on different planet that has everything what you ever read in the fairy tales. God damm it woman, i wanna make you scream out loud just like you deserve to be from my special treatment of divinie help for your body and soul.

...

Pfff yeah, i scared her, and not that faggot who have post her threats in the name of Yea Forums. It's easy to blame everything on one user.

My family owns some apartment complexes. Most of the tenants are illegals and I let them fuck me if they're short or missing rent. I've had to deport 2 husbands for trying to speak up

I committed the mountain dew white-out murders back in 1988.

My girlfriend is a wonderful woman and I love her with all my heart.
However, she has a lot of issues with sex that makes it very, very difficult to have sex with her. Like, it's a once every two months thing at most. I know she feels bad about it, but I wasn't going to break up with her or insinuate that I should fuck anyone else on the side.

Instead I catfished one of her friends who I know is both a poly/open relationship type and also who I know would have sex with me and basically kept feeding her fantasy stuff about fucking her friends' boyfriends. Sure enough, she talks with it with my girlfriend, and ever since then my girlfriend has been a voyeur while I fuck her friend.

Obviously neither know that I instigated it all, or I'd have two fewer women than I do now.

I committed the time murders in 2088.

Damn that sounds nice. Bet you've raised the prices on a few people cause they were hot as hell.

I committed the dinosaur murders back in prehistoric-88

You personally deported them, huh?

you exchange v cards withthe retards?

I installed a 3 hidden cameras so I can watch my boyfriend fap to fulfill my pervy fantasies.
It's been 3 months and I have some very interesting observations.

1. He only faps 2 times a day when I'm not there. Which is way less when we started dating years ago where he would do 4-5 a day
2. He watches a lot of ebony porn
3. He watches our sex tapes a lot (feels good man)
4. When we sleep together he sometimes silent faps and I've never noticed
5. It's pretty boring and my pervy fantasies haven't been fulfilled really. I thought it would be more interesting but nah, haven't caught him done anything interesting.

The sex is so good. The hottest is when she tells me that no one fucks her better. Her body is so nice too.

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He installed cameras on you too. He posts in creep threads.

Will you greentext this?

I fucking wish. I've hinted at him to check my security cameras, but I don't think he's done it yet or installed any since he doesn't have the code to my apartment.

"What a twist!"
-M. Knight Shyamalan

you gay couples are into some freaky stuff

oh they know

I fuck my girlfriends little sister regularly

Do tell!

>be me
>get gf
>gf has little sister
>ask her name
>tells me her given christian name is "regularly"
>every now and again i fuck her

∆
∆ ∆

is that you asteroid? if it is i'm calling the dinobots

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Disabled tri-force?

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You m or f?

Licked. Should've been licked, not kicked.

I wouldn't ignore any woman who was interested. Narrowing my sample size would only hurt me.

Slept taught my wife into doing MFMs

I wish you were close to me. We'd have so much fun.

Mate, she is peng. I'm not like these obvious, deadset virgins with their ridiculous comments. I want more

f

The fedora. Jesus

Tell us more

Ages?

I'm in full agreement... When I see such comments, I see unrealistic expectations borne out of never touching a woman. It's the classic Yea Forums neckbeard basement dwellers

Aye lad... Keep expecting him to get his weeb samurai sword out

My brother likely wants nothing to do with me except to kick me out of his house. Hate the guy. Don't know why I want to fuck him either, he's not even that attractive. What's there to tell?

I’m on vacation with my wife and jerking off to pics of my ex

First trips checked
Second xplain user sleep taught

My sister in law stayed with us a few years back. I tried sniffing her dirty panties then tried licking them. Sniffing and licking them became a bit of an obsession. One day I realised she was on her period so got a used tampon out the bin and gave it a lick. It was horrible and made me think what on earth I was doing.

Good! Take pride in that naughty little act you're doing, getting off to that bitch.

Kek

I am. Something so degrading about being able to still see her spread eagle anytime I want

I have anarchist sympathies.

I creepshotted my wife before she was my wife. I fapped to db vids I made of her.
Now I fuck her.
>everything turned out better than expected

I recorded "thoughts" on a 1 minute loop. placed a small speaker under the mattress pad on her side of the bed and put it on a timer to play a couple times a night. It played for a little over a month, before she started bringing up some of the ideas/thoughts she heard on the tape like they were her ideas

What kind of thoughts? What did you do when she started bringing it up?

I don't blame you user. Fucking hot

I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 3 years. I meet men sometimes and blow them / be sucked by them. Last guy I met was 3 weeks ago. He came down my throat and ate out my ass

Fuck off turd

>I became the familiar cumdumpster until I was 18
>Since 6
>I'm a guy

You want to get naked for name and another guy, you get hot and horny thinking about it, you want to be watched while you play with yourself, you want to be watched while you give name and the other guy blowjobs Then once she started bringing it up, I listened and told her hot hot i thought that was, etc. Then I would change the tape based on what we talked about and add other thoughts. Three months later, she stripped down for me and a friend and gave us a hell of a masturbation show. over the next year it grew to full on MFM

Damn, I love the way you think. A tad arousing to hear her pics getting used like that.

My mom's finger carred me in the backseat of my friend.

I want to see a period of civil unrest like the 1840s or 1960s again.

Cool bro, and she never found out about tapes? How'd you and your friend like it?

This.

Also, my family have a clan structure that makes us like a tribe. Gender roles are reinforced, even with our more millenial members, and everyone has some kind of combat training

No never has. And we both thought it was hot as hell and had a great time pumping her full of cum

greentext first time

I turned a 29yo, 2-3/10, former virgin in a cock craving slut who loves "hard, dirty and degrading sex" (her words)

How many times did you use her, and how'd she react?

Oral or anal?

got a peeking session of my moms hairy cunt being drilled by two guys. Never forget.

anal please

From initial masturbation/bj shows to the full on MFMs 8 times

When I was 14, I had a gymnastic coach, Mr. K, who really like me. Said I was his favorite student. Went over to his house for what I thought was an end of the year party. Was the only one there, I was the only one he invited. Let me smoke weed and Jager shots. When I was so drunk I couldn't get up he took me to his bed and raped me. He spent the next year groping and harassing me when no one was looking. I ended up quitting gymnastics because it was too much.

I was so embarrassed and afraid people would think I was gay I never told anyone. Fuck you Mr. K!

details plz

I walk in on my little brother masturbating sometimes. I can’t do it all the time or he’ll get sus. Sometimes I just watch him. Its so hot, seeing him ashamed and caught doing such lewd things.

He's in hell hopefully

I gave my sister laxatives without her or anyone else’s knoweldge before her debut in a high school play. My sister ended up having explosive diarrhea on stage.

How old is he?

that's a really terrible thing to do.

What's your gender?

I had sex with some German porn star named Texas Patti at a Spermastudio GGG shoot a few years ago

I will do a short greentext. AMA if you want.
>Be me as a teen
> mom is single all my life because dad left for cigarettes
>There were two construction workers at out house renovating some shit
>mom was wearing really tight clothes but I was too young to see it in a sexual way (she also has massive tits)
>She was basically walking around them as eye candy
>Today I naturally understand what she was doing, propably had the plan to get fucked and not to pay the bill since the guys were privately there, not a company
>It was a hot summer day and they were all sweating (mom included)
>After some time I noticed they are all vanished and started looking for them
>turns out they went in the attic where I stood on the ladder and saw them doing her
>It shocked me back then but I got a hard peepee from watching
>honestly it was amazing, her pussy was just the right amount of hairy and I think she made me start appreciating hairy pussies
>Basically saw her laying on a matress of some sorts (or towels I dont remember clearly)
>one guy was fucking her missionary style and their asses faced in my direction
>After the first guy finished I quickly went down the ladder again so they wouldnt see me
>They were up there for another half hour or so and I wasnt man enough to peek again but I could hear them although they really tried to be quiet lol
So Thats basically it. I just regret not looking a little longer even if I got caught. My heart was racing like a motherfucker

Find a guy with a dog who is interested in using his dog on you. Post on CL or....

Fucked my best friend's little sister

Cheated on my wife with a goth drug addict who then killed herself

Constantly masturbating over the thought of girls I know being trafficked as sex slaves

Shared the details of a girl I know and she ended up being stalked

>>Cheated on my wife with a goth drug addict who then killed herself

PMSL

Stole $80 from a retarded kid’s piggy bank and told his folks he ate it. They beat the shit out of him. I kek’d internally

Have to admit, the memory of using the whore before she off'd herself still gets me hard

that'll change once you graduate high school

I'm in college lol

Not a very good one, apparently.

I'm not a full blown anarchist. I just can see where they're coming from somewhat.

Fuck thats all hot. You sound like a fun person to get to know and talk lewd shit with.

Kik?

I wouldn't want anything too attached to someone I know. Meeting new people just to fuck their dogs isn't exactly easy. And pretty positive CL has rules against this sort of content.

Not me, because I'm too decent and/or beta to do something like it, but one of my friends helped girls cheat on some college exams and the like and his price for doing so was either money or sex.

Very few girls paid with money. In his own words "the price of a condom and their dignity was cheaper".

Don't use that. I use wickr. Televith

My wife has a twin sister. Last year at New Years she got cold and borrowed my wife's jacket while I was drinking with her family.
I accidentally got handsy with her thinking it was my wife and she didn't stop me. I accidentally kissed her neck thinking it was my wife and she didn't stop me. I accidentally kissed her thinking it was my wife and she didn't stop me. Seeing how receptive she was, I snuck her off for a five minute quickie, and it was only when I saw her tattoos that I realized it was not my wife, and by that point I was already well into fucking her.

She never told anyone and my wife hasn't found out. Maybe she was too drunk to realize it was me and not her date? Maybe she forgot? But I still live in fear of her using it to blackmail me or ruin our marriage or something.

She remembers. She just liked it. Probably wants to fuck you again. Keep doing her. Don't be afraid.

It's easy if you use an user message app to state your purpose up front. You might get flagged on CL but will probably get replies first. Use another app to post re your interest. You give up too easily. Be persistent if you really want to do this.

I fuck her literal twin every other day. I don't need to fuck her.

14

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Nah she deserved it. She's a stuck up slut. T he play was fantasticc!

I once had sex with my best friend in order to have sex with a hot teacher.

At the time I was 14, my friend was 13. Teacher was our english teacher. Offered to give us extra credit if we helped her garden at her house.
We get there and help and we both start fighting about something stupid. She tells us to shut up and kiss. We look at her like “wtf?” They she says if we kiss with our tongues, she would sleep with us so we do so. She then made and watched us shower together because we were dirty from gardening. We kept kissing and she told us to rub our dicks together which we did. We also rubbed soap on each others bodies. After the shower she had us lay on the bed with her. Said she’d have sex with us if I fucked my friend in the ass. He freaked out and tried resisting but i was much stronger than him. I ended up shooting a load in his ass in front of my teacher. The teacher proceeded to have sex with each of us.

I had to watch my little brother get raped. It was horrible.

It happened when I was 16 and my brother was 13. Our methhead uncle and his friends kidnapped us and held us for ransom from my parents because they were insane. They tortured us and my uncle and his friends raped my brother multiple times and made me watch. The police ended up intervening and my uncle shot himself. Neither me or my brother have told anyone about the rapes.

For me, there's nothing hotter than picturing my 67 years old widow mom as a cum and piss slut for friends and strangers.

first possibly believable post lol

story

They are different. Twins need to differentiate. But if you don't want to fuck her, don't. Just don't refrain out of fear.

HOLY SHIT you can tell that school is out and the dipshit kids are on Yea Forums. This is the stupidest pile of garbage I've ever seen. Everyone in this thread is 11-15 lol