Why you don't have a girlfriend? Be honest, user

On rehab for crippling masterbation addiction... 3 week sobers and counting :)

My wife would probably be upset

because too hold to fuck, and to tired to care

Because i browse Yea Forums

Because I've never asked anyone out, and am not attractive enough for girls to ask me out.

gf of 6 years, just sitting beside me playing gmod..

I'm very picky, and I don't want a relationship I know will fail from the get go

Because I feel nothing. Every girl I've been with has never compared to the one I love(will never be with her) and therefore see no point.

>will never be with her
Why?

Because I've been alone for so long I don't know how to be with someone. It terrifies me.