Why you don't have a girlfriend? Be honest, user

On rehab for crippling masterbation addiction... 3 week sobers and counting :)

My wife would probably be upset

because too hold to fuck, and to tired to care

Because i browse Yea Forums

Because I've never asked anyone out, and am not attractive enough for girls to ask me out.

gf of 6 years, just sitting beside me playing gmod..

I'm very picky, and I don't want a relationship I know will fail from the get go

Because I feel nothing. Every girl I've been with has never compared to the one I love(will never be with her) and therefore see no point.

>will never be with her
Why?

Because I've been alone for so long I don't know how to be with someone. It terrifies me.

Hell if I know man. All signs say we should be together. Maybe I'm just too ugly for her or something. Never got a definitive reason why

I'm on the same boat, bro.

Schizophrenia, full body psoriasis, poor

Lack of self confidence, the fact that I staterd going bold 3years ago (I'm 19 now and still cant cut it all of becouse I used to like my hair), being the funny one that most people like but when it comes to it tend to forget or not to care about, live in a shithole where people have belives straight from darkages and comunist times, lack of social interactions, prefering to do hobbies then going and meeting new people, the lack of belife that I can be loved, and to finish it all I don't look the best, I'm not fit or tall and if I shave my beard I look like a 6 year old and when I don't I look like a 40 year old. I don't belive that I'm boring but maby sometimes I'm overwhelming to people with the amount of things I do or learn how to do.

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And I just wanted to add that I never had or tried to have a gf, I don't expect to just get one, but i haven't found the right girl. I don't blame society or girls but I blame muself yet I don't know how to fix my situation

The Government says I'm not allowed to.
TFW I'm not even a sex offender.

Move to another country.

My fear of rejection is crippling.

I've got one but I don't know if I want one. My mother left me for a new life when I was 12 years old and I've struggled to forge proper relationships with women ever since. I find it easy to walk away from relationships and people in general. Fucked up a few times already and have left genuinely decent women.

The problem with that is that I like my country for it's land, and I'm moving to the capital next year where people are more progresive in the good way, so less comunism and more normal life. I like my county and some of it's people but I hate it's politics and the small barind people

Good for you, bro. Are you from Eastern Europe?

Poland, and I live in a city where comunism is still present in every corner, exept politics where it's actually worse

I assume you mean an actual relationship, not just casual sex?

Too depressed to bother I guess. Though I suppose I have got this inner voice which tells me any attempt at a meaningful relationship would ultimately fail.

I don't want to force my mental instabilities onto someone else. I need to fix myself before I can have a meaningful relationship with someone else

Because I have a wife...

Because I'm a faggot

Good lad, you're on the right path

Waiting to get a job first, which should be soonish. And get back into school, which is prob where I'd find one, it was last time

im becoming a catholic priest

I got too jelly with my last GF kinda ruined the relationship and pretty sure I'll never change unless I get a GF so ugly that I wouldn't even care if she got gang banged by a pack of nibbers

Man Poland is full of beautiful and pretty smart girls, went there with a friend and going back to Italy where women want you to provide for everything was pretty shiet.
Have you tried any hobby that involves other people (women)? Ps. Shave your head, bald for choice is better than balding, keep the beard, be an alpha slav.

I'm busy with other shit so I don't go out as much right now.

Because I'm broke ,have been single for years ,women don't accept being poor..

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1. Date a poor woman who isn't used to the finer things or;

2. Find an older sugar momma.

freedom

Pussay AND money? Is this a thing? I'm another user btw

I could have one but I'm too busy working and then coming home to become a shut-in NEET.

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I'm too good for this world

because my wife won't let me :(

THIS

Well I know that I tired dancing, took my friend, he got a gf (then broke up in 3months) and my partner gave of weird vibes and I didn't want to try enything. I started cosplaying met with a pretty girl and a con she loved my cosplay with hand made shotgun from metro and other stuff, but she had a boyfriend and we kindy lost contact. I make jewlary from wood metal and resin so that's something that takes care of presents.
Other thing is that most girls in my town are "altgirls" so rap music and that stuff where I prefer metal, indie, old music and pagan folk.
I will shave my head and leave my blond beard but I didn't decide when to do it maby for my next bday i will do it

>busy with job
>NEET
You're just a shut-in.

Half the world population is not cooperating.

I love the beret and hair length. She is so cute.
But I don't have a girlfriend because I am fat, lazy, socially awkward, depressed, social anxiety-suffering, and pathetic. I'm a 23 year old virgin without any friends or hobbies. Literally the opposite of what women want.

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A lack of confidence due to about 26 years of emotional abuse
Fat as hell thanks to Inheriting insulin resistance so basically anything with sugar(which is everything) turns to fat, addicted to sugar because of aforementioned abusive life up to this point.
And I have aspergers so I know I’m fucked anyway, so I don’t even try

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>Literally the opposite of what women want
Girls don't really care if you have friends.
You do need hobbies and shit though.

The last one accused me of moving her stuff around just to fuck with her. She was awesome in bed but got really paranoid about her mother spying on her (like watching her through the fucking TV paranoid) and stopped fucking me or being sexual. After that Im currently enjoying not buying dinner or other bullshit I dont need. I miss sex like a mother fucker but have to admit my nerves needed to be single for a hot min.

She broke up with me almost two weeks ago

People don't like me for some reason, that's why I don't have any friends. I have one or two old friends....kinda, but they are ghosting me these days. And I don't do anything interesting or have anything that would interest a girl in a conversation, I just like Yea Forums, history, metal, and racism: none of which appeals to women at all.

im a terrible person

-Short dick that I got teased about in first years of school, and feel inadequate about to this day
-Being bullied and frozen out of every social setting ever. I've talked to a few girls, and been pretty sure some of them liked me, but theyobviously don't wanna be linked to the social outcast
-At start of twenties, started thinking the girls would be better off with someone else anyway. Had a persistent, and pretty one to boot, chase me a little around 25-ish, so started putting on weight and stopped exercising so she'd get the point. Am now small celestial object.

Most women don't like fat, broke weebs who live with their parents.

What do you mean you like racism?

>history, metal, and racism
sure there are women who are openly into that. I'm sure there are even some who would put up with the history thing.

I find racism funny.

>history, metal
These can be interesting to people.

>racism
That's gonna weird people out unless they know you well.

I'm just not ready to commit to a relationship, I cant even commit to myself

It's a long story, I'm reading the thread
It's true I always found sex a bit disgusting
This
Not this, I like you guys, you helped me learn so much about the world I never learned on school or on my own, thank you Yea Forums
Partially true, I should have asked more girls out and not consider asking them for a coffee some form of rape
This too, unrealistic standards and priorities since young, also a pathological mistrust of everyone and always wanting to be better than everyone
>Lack of self confidence
This.
I wonder where are you from.
Wow, my thoughts exactly.
I see, Poland, you are good hard working people, you should be proud of your heritage.
This too.
I'm old now, it's true

Anyway, I'm a 39 year old virgin, the real deal, with a pathological lack of confidence, self esteem and extreme self hatred and mistrust of everyone

>love a girl that doesn’t love me back
>been with other women but they lack basic hygiene and fucking disgust me
>have a girl that wants to fuck but she is about a 50 minute drive away and she can’t even bother to shave near her pussy lips so why the fuck would I sacrifice the gas when she can’t even sacrifice like 2 minutes of her time to shave fucking nasty
>also hate wasting money

Me too. And so does my girlfriend. You'll find someone if you start looking, that's easy. The hard part is not fucking it up once you find her and hoping she doesn't fuck it up either.

This website ruined me and all I know now is racism, sexism, memes, and bullshit. I can't even hold a normal conversation because I don't know what normal people talk about.

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Thanks fren, I hope so too.

cuz i am quiet, dont give shit about pop culture, and have nothing to talk about, yeah i think thats it

Wow you are lucky.

wish you luck user, may ye prevail

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Can't fail if you don't try!
I'm afraid of rejection and I wouldn't know what to do with one if I got one.
I'm guessing talking by the swings went out of style sometime after the age 12...

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I have an anxiety disorder, depression, and zero confidence, so even when I get hit on I just brush it off.

Get out of this shithole then.
Watch normie TV shows, read some books, watch some interviews.
Get some social hobbies.
Everything on this website is performative exaggeration.

I’m very shy and lack confidence. I know I’m not complete trash, women take interest in me but I’m usually too anxious or depressed to make a move. Trying to get over my shit because I don’t think I can love someone else properly without loving myself first.

Sounds like too much work tbh, I heard some dudes having their freedom limited and I don't want that.

I'm out the game for good. No cheating gold digger is gonna get my best years or my money.

I've tried, and I continue to try. But I'm in a pretty rough spot mentally and physically I'm probably not anyone's first choice.

It is what it is, it'll happen eventually.

I am proud to be polish, but I don't sing myself under my ancestors I continue their work. I work hard for myself and my name. What i don't like is politics being stupid and makeing their faults, faults of the oppositin and young people signing themselves under war heros while destroying what we have new and pissing drunk all over the pleace.

Honestly, I’m married. Trying to keep that kind of shit secret isn’t worth it.

Sounds like me bro. Also my only serious gf prior to this was a girl who cheated on me and broke my heart. I became really repressed and avoidant after that for a while. Still interact with girls and have probably missed a lot of potential dates or gfs but whatever. I’m trying to put myself out there more again though.

Thank you user, that's really great advice, I appreciate it.

know all of those feels...

Cuz i have wife.

HOLY SHIT THIS ARE YOU ME?

Around my close friends I got used to behave like an idiot and make them laugh, so when I meet a new person I don't know know how to act because when I'm normal I'm awkward.

Because I'm a hopeless romantic and a moron that fell in love with a girl from across the ocean I'll likely not ever even touch, and in favour of her, I'm adamantly rejecting all other girls.

DAMN THIS THREAD HITS CLOSE

imagine caring these much about the female race

user from Poland hare.
Another thing I think might be the reaseon is that I apear in other people lifes for a short period of time maby one day or even we just meet once and we don't even get to know echother, and if we do I'm not really good at keep in touch only thouh internet.

And for the record, I'm pretty goddamn picky.

I'm very picky. That's basically it

>Why you don't have a girlfriend?
my wife won't let me

I think it's going to workout because it's my mom. We've decided to be exclusive.

Good choice.

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I love myself too much to spend time on another. This is why my past relationships have failed. Maybe I am a narcissist?

>masterbation addiction
hang in there, user.

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At least I'm celibate by choice, comrade.

Does your wife give you your balls on weekends or are you a full-time cuck?

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because i have a wife

I'm assuming you meant "old". How old are you? I'm 60 and can't even imagine your condition.

no you're not

My wife won't let me

Nice comeback. Did you find it on your mum's chin?

I'm just an awful sex addicted person who can't seem to stay loyal, and have many mental gymnastics that I suffer from so I project it towards the ones that get close to me. I put on the mask of a friendly and happy person but under it I'm just pond scum infinitely swirling and ruining everything I touch, no one deserves to have me. So many hurt people. I'm a curse. Just an all around awful person really

Because they aren't bright enough to understand why they don't have a girlfriend. Losers don't know they're boring losers.

no wonder you're celibate

Well with your Robbie Amell looks and heading up that big company, you can afford to be as picky as you want.

You're just too worthless to meet anyone that could deal with you in real life

women are living nightmares after a couple of year
EVERY SINGLE TIME
I'm done
only sex dating from now on

It's my grandmother.

I'm ugly
I hate my appearance too much to even be with someone

High standards, lazy, low confidence

You don't want to fix your situation. You are comfortable with it. You don't want to leave your comfort zone.

not even 50 actually but libido was already gone long ago, it seems ages away now

Not being an offender doesn't mean you are not offensive.

I dont have a social life and i have no money to spend on a gf or myself

At least you know how to forge relationships. Don't worry. The world is not running out of women.

Bless your heart. Things will get better.

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Of course, OP is always a faggot.

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That's the right approach. That work will really pay off in the quality of women you attract. All young men go through a dry patch when they're building the type of life a woman respects.

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You'll be getting more ass than a toilet seat before you know it.

Gee, I hope 39 years is a dry patch

Amen

Why would a woman like poor. Just find a woman who is more poor (and shorter).

Scared it's gonna be super fucking awkward and I can't be doing with that shit.

I want to have someone in my life, I am stick that all my life I was alone, becouse my uses to be friends truned their back on my and I would love to love somebody, I through some hard times with mental well being last year becouse of my lonlynes and I really want to prevent that from happening ever again, I work it out but still. And I still don't eant to jump for the first that comes up I like to know people before I judge them, and I don't want to get "burnt" on my first relashionship.

There's a cure for that.

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Phew, I haven't even completed the first step, what do?
Is it too late?

I'm autistic and suffer from social anxiety. Dated a couple women back in HS and one of them had to end due to a legal battle with her family and custody issues which resulted her moving out of the state. One the best relationships I ever had was with that girl and we were so close to banging each other.
In college at the moment, lower sophomore in Community College studying IT, I'm too busy with family and school to even have a relationship other than hang out with a couple of friends after school to play Smash or something. I have no money to spend other than food, and even then it's not much, and one some bills. Still live with parents at the moment and planning on moving out as soon as I find a job that makes enough to afford an apartment.

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Same

Social ineptitude, a resting bitch face, pretty boring, just get fucked up a lot, don't make all that much money, not that attractive, no hobbies.

People with bigger bodies and bigger wallets are an option, women are less interested in dating (it seems), meeting people is incredibly difficult.

My fashion is probably a little strange, I have differing opinions, I have a personality (it just isn't often enjoyed apperantly by those around me).

I don't work on my problems as well as I should either. I should work out, I should do more to get a better job, I should find a hobby and do more to meet people.

But instead I'll take a hit from the bong and ignore it for just one more day.

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wife would be a total bitch about it if I did

She cute

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They're inconvenient.

There's more than enough material available to masturbate to, so carnal urges are already taken care of.
Everybody changes over time. Add that to the statistical improbability of finding a woman who isn't going to cheat on you or leave you for some bullshit reason because she just finally got bored and didn't want to put any effort in. You're looking at a gamble in which the odds are so against you it just isn't worth the trouble.
Also, I have bills to pay.

Eventually, somewhere down the line, I'll probably give in and settle for some trainwreck because I'm a weak-hearted sucker. Until then, life is just easier and less painful without giving someone else the means to fuck it up.

Because gfs are trash.

Gimme drunken party sluts any night

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Correct

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My face is really ugly, I have a chest wall deformity and I'm very skinny, all of that ends up making me very shy and socially awkward so that's why I'm 19 and the furthest I've got is a hug

Same, but I'm 31 and have fucked like 5 or 6 girls. Forget the hotties, go for chubby girls with mental issues.

My first crush stole my heart, haven't felt anything for anyone ever since.

honestly. They deserve better.

I'm mentally ill and have a small peepee.

I'm addicted to whores.

i'm a monster, who lacks empathy you could talk about things such as global warming, abortion and politics but I just don't give a toss.

never been interested in dating

i'm a reserved person, who hardly ever starts up a conversation

hate small talk & prefer conversations not to be too long

i don't believe in "love"

i don't belong anywhere

i've spent the majority of my life behind the computer screen and don't mind this lifestyle

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>I don't know how to talk to people
>Instead of acknowledging this, I'm going to pretend I'm an anime character

2D > 3D

too many unresolved issues make me sick just thinking about talking to girks i dont akready know

>Why you don't have a girlfriend? Be honest, user.
Unfortunately my wife disapproves.

Used to really want to find a gf but i didnt know how to.. so just slowly ended up self hating myself, i dont want to put a girl thought my life of all i want todo is stay out of others way wouldn't be fair to anyone so just gonna keep myself away from women also im quite overprotective so again dont want to find/even want a gf to shy/depressed/childish/forgetful/clumsy/retarded to even cope with myself, im 25 and i just want to kms even with £25k in the bank just want to disappear for the rest of my life

Also fat/ugly and useless like what am i ment todo a full life reset would be more useful then my pathetic 50hour job then watch anime/manga till i sleep and on days off, life is just so shit and draging a gf thought all of that id rather just stay a virgin and keep people.away from.me.....

Fikished my undergrad, Going for my postgrad, Specific field. Small town in rural nowhere.

I’ve had fuck buddies and rejected women

i've tried, but nothing that i do seems to work
some people are meant to be alone, right?

i could have called you a faggot or ngiger, but that's beneath me my friend

I have never met someone more ugly than me

Post pic, pls

Faggot.

I love Billie Ellish.

My girlfriend of 3 years and I just split up, bros. Can I get some words of advice?

I'd rather just masturbate, to be completely honest.

Because the fucking friendzone ruined my life.

Easy, I'm ugly. I'm the kind of guy that people like to have as a friend because they know they can rely on me and I'll be there any time they need me. Until that time they really don't think about me much. So most of the time, I'm alone.

Damn that sucks user i hope you'll be alright

i've never been in love

It's not like i have a MIGHTY NEED for a gf also they are kind of expensive

hating women more an more everyday. im trying bu they make it so hard

Sadly, this.

I'm not strong enough. I'm not smart enough. I'm not good enough. I was never good enough. I'll never be good enough.

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>-See this Chan. Your opinion?... Can it be alternative for 4ch?

s-hort.ru/i4

don't is a no good site

Because I want a bf UwU

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