If you could have a conversation with yourself from when you were a kid, what would you say?

Don't beat off in class, you won't get away with it.

I'd tell my younger self that I'll meet a girl when I move to the city and I'll meet her again 7 years later, except then she'll be a single mom

Kill yourself

I would probably say some shit like "don't be scared of being mature with girls" because I was a pussy and ran from my first girlfriend.

I would say “don’t stick your dick in crazy” and focus on education before you stick your dick in anyone.

What trade is the easiest?

Everything you've ever been told is a lie. Everything.

Yeet

>Jews are bad and run the world
>Hitler was right
>Don't go college just get your welding cert right out of HS
>All women are whores
>Keep shitposting it'll get you somewhere